Cover Girl
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
And Joey's Plans begin! WAHOO! The reviews just keep rolling in; I'm over one hundred! HAHA! KISS MY ASS KOA!!! ^__________________________^ Well, I still have a long ways to go, but I know you guys can help me beat her! YAY! Let's see if you can get me to the 200-review-mark!
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
kIm: WAHOO! Yay! New faces make me happy, come and read and review more often. ^-^ Joey's Plans begin today! Yeah, you reviewed twice! ^-^
Panda X. Bear: YES! Another new face! ^_____________^ Welcome, please review s'more, they make me so happy. Oh, and the Scottish guy was Fat Bastard, I watched that movie last night. ^________^
TheUnlovedOutcast: O.o
(Mavelus: Poor you.
TUO: (is hiding under coffee table))
Maruken: YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! So happy! Welcome, and updating! ^-~
Bakura and Egypt lover: YAY! You love my story! But I'm sure you can write something like this if you put your mind to it. I did, and look at me now! ^-^
(Bakura: Still an idiot with no life or a boyfriend.
Mavelus: ;_______________; Now you've just ruined my genuine happy mood! (presses clicker)
Bakura: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! X_x)
laDy SaSaMi7: Oh, I dun wanna make ya cry! Looky, I'm updating! Feel better? ^-^
DcSolstice: Yup, the hallelujahs, alright. ^-^ It is very hard being a girl, poor Ryou. I'm sorry I have to torture him so much *huggles Ryou* Poor baby! O.o Are you serious??? Down their shirts?! How disgusting! Perves, can't stand em', ick. Really? Piccies o' Ryou in maids clothes? I wanna see!!! Send me piccies??? PLEASE? Or at least tell me a web page where I can find it! So cute! *giggles*
Akuma Malick: ~^_____________________________________^~ I feel so special! Heehee! O.o you missed Joey??? I dunno how you could miss that.... Oh well.
BloodShedRed: O.o I actually have no idea... I was gonna explain it but my sister kicked me off the computer! The meany!!! -_-;;
Medyamisam: Yay! You reviewed twice too! O_O So much presents.... TANKIES! ^_^ Yup, I love torturing them, bashing's so fun. I'll use your torture kit soon, when things get a little too..... ugly. ^-^
(Mavelus: ^__________________^ (presses clicker)
Y/B: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! X_x)
happimmi: AUSTIN POWERS ROCKZ!!! ^_~
(Mavelus: Didja here that? Ryou can keep his yami! ^-^
Ryou: (glomps Bakura) ~^-^~
Bakura: ^_^)
Hyper Shaylee: I know, it was terrible what these horrid American editors did. The freaks. *pouts* Wow, candy! ^-^ It never goes away??? Freaky.... O.o
It'sHardToBelieve: Yay! ^_^ Yeah, they definitely would freak out. But I like them cross-dressing, it's too fun. ^-^ Teehee!
Reine Keri: You like it huh? Here, have one. *gives a clicker to Reine- chan* Enjoy!
(Bakura: (gets knocked out by Reine Keri) @_@
Reine Keri: (ties a CD player to his head) Hope you like purple dinosaurs. XD
Every1else: (shudders))
Ala: Heehee! I plan on using Rishid for something later. Expect more funniness from him! XD Thanx fo' reviewing! ^-^
grape: Next deranged chappy comin' up! Enjoy! ^-~
Ranma Higurashi: Updating! ^-^
ElvenQueenSelenity: Welcome back! ^-^ I wish I had a picture too... -_-
FireNeko: F-face e-everything??? *tears up* SO HAPPY!
(Mavelus: (glomps FireNeko) Thank you!! So HAPPY! ^_______________________^)
Icy Flame: Tankies! I feel really special! ^_________^ I wonder what Bakura was doing in Sears too... I was gonna explain it, but my sister kicked me off the computer. -_-
Destiny: Yeah, I am making him a little dense huh? I'm just trying to take his innocence level up a notch. ^-^ Yeah, strangely enough, I DO find Bakura sexy. O.o Scary, I know.
(Bakura: Than why the hell do you bash me so much?! And why do I have earphones on my head?!
Mavelus: Because I love you. ^-^ Oh, and Reine-chan did it, not me.
Yami: And what about me?
Mavelus: Out of habit.
Yami: -_-)
Yeah! And on with Joey's Plans! HUTCHA!
~~~~~~
~*(Joey's apartment)*~
"So let me get this straight," Serenity, Joey's younger sister, said calmly setting her tea cup down on the coffee table. "You want me to help you and Yugi get into a *girls* school; St. Helen's, none-the-less, the most expensive and only all female campus in Domino City?"
Joey nodded, a goofy smile on his face. Yugi said nothing, an embarrassed blush appearing on his cheeks.
"And after you had been yelled at by a guard who wouldn't let you in the building to see this "Yami" person," She continued folding her hands. "You expect me to help you cross-dress your way into the school, all in a purpose to help Yugi," Serenity nodded towards the petit boy. "to gain the love of a stranger he bumped into on the train???"
"You got it, sis." Joey said. "Are you gonna help?"
She paused, a serious look appearing on her face. "Joey, I can think of several reasons why I shouldn't help you and one good reason that I should; tops them all."
The boys looked at each other, than back at the auburn haired girl.
"For one," she began. "I would be insulting the struggle of woman everywhere who tried to attain rights, there for, insulting my own pride. St. Helen's is known for the protection of woman's equality, and helping you would only hurt that." Serenity frowned. "And another thing is that it'd hurt the school's code of feminine honor, my honor, when *I* went there for two years. BUT," she sighed, looking at them with dreamy eyes. "Your story sounds so romantic,"
Insert Joey's anime fall.
"Must ya make a speech?!" Joey sat up. "Sheesh, you had me feelin' horrible for a second."
"Me too," Yugi nodded.
Serenity laughed. "Sorry, but I was trying to make my point here, and weighing the pros and cons of the situation."
"Pros and cons?" Yugi asked, tilting his head to the side cutely.
She nodded. "Cons is being that we'll be breaking so many legal policies; and pros is that dressing you two up will be so fun!" she squealed. "And on another note, your story of how you met that boy on the train was just *so* cute, it sounds like something in a famous romance novel." Serenity smiled dreamily, "And think of all the shopping fun we'll have!"
"Typical." Joey muttered.
"Plus," his sister added, "I've always wondered what you looked like in a dress. Teehee!" she smiled at Joey, giggling.
"HEY!" Joey exclaimed, turning an embarrassed red.
Yugi giggled too, the thought of Joey prancing around in a Swiss girl's dress and churning butter was funny. Where this image came up, not even our dear authoress knows.
"Looks like it's a plan then," Serenity grinned. "Today, we shop!"
The authoress sighed, putting her head down on the desk, depressed and ending her update.
~~~~~
I've been working on this for two days, and only the beginning notes don't sound so depressing as the story....
I'm sorry, guys. I'll have a better chapter next time. I'm not feeling very happy right now, those *morons* fixing our side walk on the side of our house left our back gate open, and my dog's missing. I'm also pissed because the only thing we found were his tags and broken collar on the road when we went searching, for SIX *hours*. Sounds funny, I know, but I'm really upset. I thought updating would make me feel better, but it turns out it didn't. Again, I apologize for my MAJOR short chapter. I'll get back to updating properly as soon as my puppy's home.
Suggestions? Comments? Flames? I don't care right now, I feel like plunging off the face of the Earth.
Sorry.
~Mavelus
PS: If anyone knows what I'm talking about and knows who I am or has my dog, I'd appreciate it if you told me or returned him. He means everything to me. Thank you.
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
And Joey's Plans begin! WAHOO! The reviews just keep rolling in; I'm over one hundred! HAHA! KISS MY ASS KOA!!! ^__________________________^ Well, I still have a long ways to go, but I know you guys can help me beat her! YAY! Let's see if you can get me to the 200-review-mark!
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
kIm: WAHOO! Yay! New faces make me happy, come and read and review more often. ^-^ Joey's Plans begin today! Yeah, you reviewed twice! ^-^
Panda X. Bear: YES! Another new face! ^_____________^ Welcome, please review s'more, they make me so happy. Oh, and the Scottish guy was Fat Bastard, I watched that movie last night. ^________^
TheUnlovedOutcast: O.o
(Mavelus: Poor you.
TUO: (is hiding under coffee table))
Maruken: YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! So happy! Welcome, and updating! ^-~
Bakura and Egypt lover: YAY! You love my story! But I'm sure you can write something like this if you put your mind to it. I did, and look at me now! ^-^
(Bakura: Still an idiot with no life or a boyfriend.
Mavelus: ;_______________; Now you've just ruined my genuine happy mood! (presses clicker)
Bakura: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! X_x)
laDy SaSaMi7: Oh, I dun wanna make ya cry! Looky, I'm updating! Feel better? ^-^
DcSolstice: Yup, the hallelujahs, alright. ^-^ It is very hard being a girl, poor Ryou. I'm sorry I have to torture him so much *huggles Ryou* Poor baby! O.o Are you serious??? Down their shirts?! How disgusting! Perves, can't stand em', ick. Really? Piccies o' Ryou in maids clothes? I wanna see!!! Send me piccies??? PLEASE? Or at least tell me a web page where I can find it! So cute! *giggles*
Akuma Malick: ~^_____________________________________^~ I feel so special! Heehee! O.o you missed Joey??? I dunno how you could miss that.... Oh well.
BloodShedRed: O.o I actually have no idea... I was gonna explain it but my sister kicked me off the computer! The meany!!! -_-;;
Medyamisam: Yay! You reviewed twice too! O_O So much presents.... TANKIES! ^_^ Yup, I love torturing them, bashing's so fun. I'll use your torture kit soon, when things get a little too..... ugly. ^-^
(Mavelus: ^__________________^ (presses clicker)
Y/B: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! X_x)
happimmi: AUSTIN POWERS ROCKZ!!! ^_~
(Mavelus: Didja here that? Ryou can keep his yami! ^-^
Ryou: (glomps Bakura) ~^-^~
Bakura: ^_^)
Hyper Shaylee: I know, it was terrible what these horrid American editors did. The freaks. *pouts* Wow, candy! ^-^ It never goes away??? Freaky.... O.o
It'sHardToBelieve: Yay! ^_^ Yeah, they definitely would freak out. But I like them cross-dressing, it's too fun. ^-^ Teehee!
Reine Keri: You like it huh? Here, have one. *gives a clicker to Reine- chan* Enjoy!
(Bakura: (gets knocked out by Reine Keri) @_@
Reine Keri: (ties a CD player to his head) Hope you like purple dinosaurs. XD
Every1else: (shudders))
Ala: Heehee! I plan on using Rishid for something later. Expect more funniness from him! XD Thanx fo' reviewing! ^-^
grape: Next deranged chappy comin' up! Enjoy! ^-~
Ranma Higurashi: Updating! ^-^
ElvenQueenSelenity: Welcome back! ^-^ I wish I had a picture too... -_-
FireNeko: F-face e-everything??? *tears up* SO HAPPY!
(Mavelus: (glomps FireNeko) Thank you!! So HAPPY! ^_______________________^)
Icy Flame: Tankies! I feel really special! ^_________^ I wonder what Bakura was doing in Sears too... I was gonna explain it, but my sister kicked me off the computer. -_-
Destiny: Yeah, I am making him a little dense huh? I'm just trying to take his innocence level up a notch. ^-^ Yeah, strangely enough, I DO find Bakura sexy. O.o Scary, I know.
(Bakura: Than why the hell do you bash me so much?! And why do I have earphones on my head?!
Mavelus: Because I love you. ^-^ Oh, and Reine-chan did it, not me.
Yami: And what about me?
Mavelus: Out of habit.
Yami: -_-)
Yeah! And on with Joey's Plans! HUTCHA!
~~~~~~
~*(Joey's apartment)*~
"So let me get this straight," Serenity, Joey's younger sister, said calmly setting her tea cup down on the coffee table. "You want me to help you and Yugi get into a *girls* school; St. Helen's, none-the-less, the most expensive and only all female campus in Domino City?"
Joey nodded, a goofy smile on his face. Yugi said nothing, an embarrassed blush appearing on his cheeks.
"And after you had been yelled at by a guard who wouldn't let you in the building to see this "Yami" person," She continued folding her hands. "You expect me to help you cross-dress your way into the school, all in a purpose to help Yugi," Serenity nodded towards the petit boy. "to gain the love of a stranger he bumped into on the train???"
"You got it, sis." Joey said. "Are you gonna help?"
She paused, a serious look appearing on her face. "Joey, I can think of several reasons why I shouldn't help you and one good reason that I should; tops them all."
The boys looked at each other, than back at the auburn haired girl.
"For one," she began. "I would be insulting the struggle of woman everywhere who tried to attain rights, there for, insulting my own pride. St. Helen's is known for the protection of woman's equality, and helping you would only hurt that." Serenity frowned. "And another thing is that it'd hurt the school's code of feminine honor, my honor, when *I* went there for two years. BUT," she sighed, looking at them with dreamy eyes. "Your story sounds so romantic,"
Insert Joey's anime fall.
"Must ya make a speech?!" Joey sat up. "Sheesh, you had me feelin' horrible for a second."
"Me too," Yugi nodded.
Serenity laughed. "Sorry, but I was trying to make my point here, and weighing the pros and cons of the situation."
"Pros and cons?" Yugi asked, tilting his head to the side cutely.
She nodded. "Cons is being that we'll be breaking so many legal policies; and pros is that dressing you two up will be so fun!" she squealed. "And on another note, your story of how you met that boy on the train was just *so* cute, it sounds like something in a famous romance novel." Serenity smiled dreamily, "And think of all the shopping fun we'll have!"
"Typical." Joey muttered.
"Plus," his sister added, "I've always wondered what you looked like in a dress. Teehee!" she smiled at Joey, giggling.
"HEY!" Joey exclaimed, turning an embarrassed red.
Yugi giggled too, the thought of Joey prancing around in a Swiss girl's dress and churning butter was funny. Where this image came up, not even our dear authoress knows.
"Looks like it's a plan then," Serenity grinned. "Today, we shop!"
The authoress sighed, putting her head down on the desk, depressed and ending her update.
~~~~~
I've been working on this for two days, and only the beginning notes don't sound so depressing as the story....
I'm sorry, guys. I'll have a better chapter next time. I'm not feeling very happy right now, those *morons* fixing our side walk on the side of our house left our back gate open, and my dog's missing. I'm also pissed because the only thing we found were his tags and broken collar on the road when we went searching, for SIX *hours*. Sounds funny, I know, but I'm really upset. I thought updating would make me feel better, but it turns out it didn't. Again, I apologize for my MAJOR short chapter. I'll get back to updating properly as soon as my puppy's home.
Suggestions? Comments? Flames? I don't care right now, I feel like plunging off the face of the Earth.
Sorry.
~Mavelus
PS: If anyone knows what I'm talking about and knows who I am or has my dog, I'd appreciate it if you told me or returned him. He means everything to me. Thank you.