Cover Girl
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
EEPNESS! Sorry this is late, and I can't respond to your reviews again. My Grandma's coming over from New York and I had to clean the house (shudders) ugh, I had to scrub the bathroom ceiling to floor. I'm shocked I can still use my fingers! Well, as a late Christmas gift, an extra long update! Okay? Good! ^-^
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"You guys done YET?" Serenity was jumping up and down with anticipation.
"Erm, almost sis.... I hope I put this on right... Hey sis, are woman's jeans always cut like this?" Came Joey's voice from the stall.
"Come on out Joey, let me see!" Serenity tapped her foot impatiently.
"Alright, alright..." A click of the lock and a turn of the doorknob, Joey stepped out.
Serenity blinked, but still smiled. "Looking good big bro- or big sis. Teehee!" she giggled. "But I have one itty bitty problem," she sweatdropped. "We gotta lose the belly, didn't I ever tell you that you're a bit chubby???"
I'll spare you the details of what Joey looked like. He's not fat! No, just a bit of excess mass. Heeheeheehee... What was he wearing you ask? Well, deep blue denim hip huggers and a flower printed angel top that show off... the excess mass. (coughs)
Joey sweatdropped.
"Well, I could get you a shirt that covers up the body, that'll be a bit easier." Serenity pondered. "Hey, Yugi! Done yet?" she knocked on Yugi's stall door.
"Um," Yugi's small voice like a mouse's squeak.
"C'mon now, don't be shy." Serenity coaxed. "Come on out."
A pause. A click of the lock and Yugi stepped out.
"KAWAII!!!" Serenity squealed, anyone within a 200mile radius winced at the sound. "I could glomp you! So *cute*!"
Yugi blushed. "Thanks...I guess..." Dressed in a short denim skirt with a thin deep brown belt and a pink tank top, wouldn't you want to glomp him too?
"Oh, you're adorable!" Serenity glomped him.
"Hey, not bad Yug." Joey grinned. Yugi looked at him.
"Erm."
Joey sweatdropped. "Yeah, yeah, the shirt. I know."
"Oh, you guys are perfect!" Serenity smiled stepping back to examine them. "Don't worry Joey, just cut down on the fast food and those ten pounds will drop like loose change. But here," she handed him a white long sleeved cotton turtleneck. "Put this on instead."
After Joey changed, Serenity bought the clothing out and a couple of other outfits for them.
"Next stop hair salon!" Serenity chirped dragging them into a body shop called "Hair, Eyes, and Nails".
A few customers eyed the peculiar looking "woman", but said nothing. An employee approached them.
"Hello!" the blonde, perky, valley girl-ish woman chimed. "Like, welcome! I'm Sally, what would you like to get, like, done today? We're having a special sale today on, like, body care products-"
"Oh no thank you." Serenity sounded a bit irked at the over enthusiastic woman (Sally). "Just a bit of hair styling and a manicure for my friends please."
"Hair styling?! Like, of course!" Sally looked over at Joey and Yugi. "This way please!" she took them and seated them in the hair cutting area. "So, how would you two like your hair done?"
"They're going in for an interview, so they need something professional." Serenity said.
"Oh, I got like, the perfect style for your blonde friend! So, what's your name?" Sally asked.
"This is- erm- Jona." Serenity thought up quickly. Joey wrinkled his nose at the name, but nodded.
"Okay, Jona." Sally smiled. "First, we're like, gonna wash your hair out, and like dye it a lighter, like, blonde. Then we're going to pull back your hair and give it some like, length, like okay?"
"I like it!" Serenity smiled. Joey was about to protest about the dying but his sister slapped a hand over his mouth. "It's perfect, she'll love it."
"MMPH!" Joey tried again.
"Great!" Sally moved over to Yugi. "Oh, my, I love the colors, so like, retro!" Sally touched the spikes. "And surprisingly, like, soft!"
Yugi blushed. "Thanks?"
"Okay, so like, what's your name?"
"This is Yumi." Serenity grinned. She had the name planned all along.
"Okay, than. Yumi, first we're going to like, wash your hair out, pull it back, and like, put some denim ribbons in it. It'll be, like, too cute!"
"Yumi" didn't protest.
"Sounds perfect!" Serenity grinned at them. "Oh, could you get their nails done too? No color, just clean them up."
"Not a problem!" Sally said while setting up a hair washing sink and calling over someone to help her.
"Good. Okay, you two, behave. I'm going to Payless to get you some shoes, can't run around in THOSE." She indicated the sneakers that clashed horribly with their outfits.
"Wait! You're leaving us here?!" Joey hissed. "Are you insane?! These valley girl's will kill us!"
"Oh, stop it. Just be good, I'll be back in a half hour. If you finish early just wait for me at the exit."
But another horror waited for them there, as a Scottish fat guy did a scary fat man dance at the exit of a neighboring store. Scaring two punk girl's shitless and sending them running like hell towards Sears.
Oh, the horrors of this shopping mall. The horrors indeed.
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O.o okay, so I couldn't make this extra long. But my fingers are hurting! And FireNeko's trying to eat me!
FireNeko: CHEESE! (chases Mavelus)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (runs away) I AM NOT A DAIRY PRODUCT! (hides)
Well, this ends Joey's Plans. Next chapter is when Rishid makes his appearance! ^-^ Don't worry, funniness awaits ye!
10 reviews and you see what happens next!!! YEAH!!!
~Mavelus
PS: Heeheeheee...... No PS, yeah, I'm just weird. ^-^
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
EEPNESS! Sorry this is late, and I can't respond to your reviews again. My Grandma's coming over from New York and I had to clean the house (shudders) ugh, I had to scrub the bathroom ceiling to floor. I'm shocked I can still use my fingers! Well, as a late Christmas gift, an extra long update! Okay? Good! ^-^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You guys done YET?" Serenity was jumping up and down with anticipation.
"Erm, almost sis.... I hope I put this on right... Hey sis, are woman's jeans always cut like this?" Came Joey's voice from the stall.
"Come on out Joey, let me see!" Serenity tapped her foot impatiently.
"Alright, alright..." A click of the lock and a turn of the doorknob, Joey stepped out.
Serenity blinked, but still smiled. "Looking good big bro- or big sis. Teehee!" she giggled. "But I have one itty bitty problem," she sweatdropped. "We gotta lose the belly, didn't I ever tell you that you're a bit chubby???"
I'll spare you the details of what Joey looked like. He's not fat! No, just a bit of excess mass. Heeheeheehee... What was he wearing you ask? Well, deep blue denim hip huggers and a flower printed angel top that show off... the excess mass. (coughs)
Joey sweatdropped.
"Well, I could get you a shirt that covers up the body, that'll be a bit easier." Serenity pondered. "Hey, Yugi! Done yet?" she knocked on Yugi's stall door.
"Um," Yugi's small voice like a mouse's squeak.
"C'mon now, don't be shy." Serenity coaxed. "Come on out."
A pause. A click of the lock and Yugi stepped out.
"KAWAII!!!" Serenity squealed, anyone within a 200mile radius winced at the sound. "I could glomp you! So *cute*!"
Yugi blushed. "Thanks...I guess..." Dressed in a short denim skirt with a thin deep brown belt and a pink tank top, wouldn't you want to glomp him too?
"Oh, you're adorable!" Serenity glomped him.
"Hey, not bad Yug." Joey grinned. Yugi looked at him.
"Erm."
Joey sweatdropped. "Yeah, yeah, the shirt. I know."
"Oh, you guys are perfect!" Serenity smiled stepping back to examine them. "Don't worry Joey, just cut down on the fast food and those ten pounds will drop like loose change. But here," she handed him a white long sleeved cotton turtleneck. "Put this on instead."
After Joey changed, Serenity bought the clothing out and a couple of other outfits for them.
"Next stop hair salon!" Serenity chirped dragging them into a body shop called "Hair, Eyes, and Nails".
A few customers eyed the peculiar looking "woman", but said nothing. An employee approached them.
"Hello!" the blonde, perky, valley girl-ish woman chimed. "Like, welcome! I'm Sally, what would you like to get, like, done today? We're having a special sale today on, like, body care products-"
"Oh no thank you." Serenity sounded a bit irked at the over enthusiastic woman (Sally). "Just a bit of hair styling and a manicure for my friends please."
"Hair styling?! Like, of course!" Sally looked over at Joey and Yugi. "This way please!" she took them and seated them in the hair cutting area. "So, how would you two like your hair done?"
"They're going in for an interview, so they need something professional." Serenity said.
"Oh, I got like, the perfect style for your blonde friend! So, what's your name?" Sally asked.
"This is- erm- Jona." Serenity thought up quickly. Joey wrinkled his nose at the name, but nodded.
"Okay, Jona." Sally smiled. "First, we're like, gonna wash your hair out, and like dye it a lighter, like, blonde. Then we're going to pull back your hair and give it some like, length, like okay?"
"I like it!" Serenity smiled. Joey was about to protest about the dying but his sister slapped a hand over his mouth. "It's perfect, she'll love it."
"MMPH!" Joey tried again.
"Great!" Sally moved over to Yugi. "Oh, my, I love the colors, so like, retro!" Sally touched the spikes. "And surprisingly, like, soft!"
Yugi blushed. "Thanks?"
"Okay, so like, what's your name?"
"This is Yumi." Serenity grinned. She had the name planned all along.
"Okay, than. Yumi, first we're going to like, wash your hair out, pull it back, and like, put some denim ribbons in it. It'll be, like, too cute!"
"Yumi" didn't protest.
"Sounds perfect!" Serenity grinned at them. "Oh, could you get their nails done too? No color, just clean them up."
"Not a problem!" Sally said while setting up a hair washing sink and calling over someone to help her.
"Good. Okay, you two, behave. I'm going to Payless to get you some shoes, can't run around in THOSE." She indicated the sneakers that clashed horribly with their outfits.
"Wait! You're leaving us here?!" Joey hissed. "Are you insane?! These valley girl's will kill us!"
"Oh, stop it. Just be good, I'll be back in a half hour. If you finish early just wait for me at the exit."
But another horror waited for them there, as a Scottish fat guy did a scary fat man dance at the exit of a neighboring store. Scaring two punk girl's shitless and sending them running like hell towards Sears.
Oh, the horrors of this shopping mall. The horrors indeed.
~~~~~~
O.o okay, so I couldn't make this extra long. But my fingers are hurting! And FireNeko's trying to eat me!
FireNeko: CHEESE! (chases Mavelus)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (runs away) I AM NOT A DAIRY PRODUCT! (hides)
Well, this ends Joey's Plans. Next chapter is when Rishid makes his appearance! ^-^ Don't worry, funniness awaits ye!
10 reviews and you see what happens next!!! YEAH!!!
~Mavelus
PS: Heeheeheee...... No PS, yeah, I'm just weird. ^-^