WARNING: Okay, this is a pretty risque chapter. Considering I (Lexie) am fifteen, I can't really define a rating. Basically,
if talk about sex is not your thing, you should skip this chapter. There isn't anything particularly graphic, but the jokes are
very dirty; it's what Jacey and I specialise in ;)
So yes. Chapter 9 = quite a lot of dirty jokes. You have been warned.
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Syl woke up with a sense of uneasiness... what time was it? She flicked her hair out of her eyes, grabbing her watch from the floor where she'd dropped it... 9:57pm... shit. Jondy was going to kill her for not turning up for the pajama party.
Syl sat up, surveying the room. Her clothes were completely un wearable now... but it was a pajama party... which would excuse the fact she would be wearing one of Krit's old shirts and his boxers. Even if they were miles too big for her.
Krit looked so cute sleeping, Syl couldn't wake him up... he'd just guess she'd gone to join her sister's. Tugging on her make shift pajamas, Syl crept out of Krit's room, and down the hall to Jondy's; where the party was being held.
Jondy frowned as Syl, tried to sneak into the room ,'Sylly, did you think that we wouldn't notice you weren't already here?'
"Sorry... I have multiple valid reasons for being late," Syl winced.
Jondy rose an eyebrow 'Uh huh?'
Syl looked at Jondy. "Do you want me to go into deep and intricate detail of why I'm late or would you rather use your imagination?"
Jondy shrugged, 'If I use my imagination, is it OK with you, if I add in whipped cream and a kitchen table?'
Syl began to turn bright red. "You wouldn't be that far off."
Jondy frowned, 'Eww. I SO didn't need to know that!'
Syl shrugged and looked towards Max and Brin who were talking quietly on the bed. "Yeah, well, we didn't need to know that whole Tab and Slot thing, but you and Zack decided we needed to know. What have you guys been up to?"
Jondy smiled, 'Hon, you have a whole lotta catching up to do.' she said, waving a bottle of Tequila in Syl's face.
"I'm not getting plastered again, just so you know," Syl warned, taking the tequila and taking a seat on a few pillows. "Hey Maxie, you all good now?"
Max nodded. "Yeah. I don't know why I was so upset... I mean, just the idea was so... I was so excited and then it wasn't real."
Jondy nodded, 'Yeah... I get that. That happened to me a few years ago. I mean, hell, I was 17, I didn't WANT to be pregnant, but then, when I wasn't... it sucked.' she grinned, 'But here's to future luck in the baby department.' and she raised her bottle of vodka.
Brin nodded, raising her bottle of beer. "You should see Zack when it comes to babies; he was so protective when Tinga was pregnant with Case it was funny."
Jondy nodded, 'Yeah, you should have seen him when we took a trip down to Mexico to see Jace... it was adorable! Maxa had just been born, and he was trying to get her to play ball with him...'
Syl laughed. "I can imagine him as the protective uncle; or the father. Man, Jon, you wouldn't see the kids he'd be so protective."
Jondy laughed, 'Hey, he'd have to get them from me first!'
Max smiled sadly. "Yeah. You guys would be so great with kids. I sorta wish one of us was having a baby. Not necessarily me, just... you know?"
Jondy nodded, 'yeah… well hey, we get any more practice in, and one of us might be!'
Syl laughed. "Yeah, if you and Zack - that was twice in one day! Man he must be relaxed!"
Jondy shrugged, 'Hey, I do my best to keep him that way...'
Syl choked on a mouthful of tequila
Jondy snorted, 'You OK Syl?'
"Yeah... I just ... ugh. What a mental image," Syl said, a grin on her face. "We really need our conversations censored."
Jondy laughed, 'Nah... this is all a learning experience...' she grinned, 'I could draw diagrams!'
"No!" Max and Brin said at once. "No diagrams. Just gossip."
Jondy sighed, 'Have it your way, but you coulda learnt something new...'
Syl grinned. "I think - if Maxie was taking pregnancy tests and all - they know all they need to know."
Jondy tilted her head sideways, and nodded, 'Totally a good point Syl... BUT, I'm pretty sure that I've had a lot more interesting experiences than Max...'
"Okay then," Brin said with a grin. "New game. Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex and who was it with?"
Jondy shook her head, 'I reserve the right to refrain from telling, until at least one other person has gone...'
Max took a breath. "With Alec. We were having a look around one of the warehouses White was using... and we ducked into the janitor's closet."
Jondy gasped, 'White was THERE?!?!'
"He turned up in the middle of it," Max was luminous red. "We were both armed, so... but yeah."
Jondy cracked up, 'OMG! That must of been.... embarrassing...'
"Oh, don't make me relive it," Max moaned. "It was horrible. I'm surprised he hasn't said anything to the media about it."
Jondy laughed, 'Yeah well, he was probably as embarrassed as you!'
"Probably," Max winced. "Okay - Jondy, your go."
Jondy smiled, and skulled back half the bottle of Tequila. 'Courage.' she said, as she raised it. 'OK.' she said taking a deep breath. 'Zane...' she winced, looking at the expression on Brin's face. 'Um, in the dining room, at a function we went to - we were trying to steal something, but we got side tracked. Needless to say, we weren't invited back.'
"You and Zane," Brin repeated, her expression unreadable.
Syl just gaped. "You Zack, Zane and Ben? And Jace, for that matter. Are you positive that you and Krit never?"
Jondy nodded, 'Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd...' she frowned, 'Unless... nah, I'm pretty sure... although...'
Syl nodded and turned to Brin. "You okay with this Brinny?"
Jondy winced, 'I'm sorry honey, but you knew that me and Zane were involved... and you did ask.'
Brin nodded faintly. "Yeah... I mean, you and Zack are together now... and I'm really happy with Zane and I love him. I'm cool with it. Just a lot to take it at once... Zane doing something as spontaneous as that," she ended with a smirk.
Jondy grinned, 'Well, while he had no objections... it might possibly have been me who started it...'
Max spat her vodka all over Brin at that statement. "I think I know my brothers almost as well as I know Alec if you get my drift."
Jondy rose an eyebrow, 'Huh?'
Max looked up, wiping her mouth. "I know so much about my brother's sex life, I feel like I've been sleeping with them!"
Jondy wrinkled her nose up, 'Eww.'
"Exactly my sentiments," Syl said, as she took another mouthful of tequila
Jondy grinned, 'So, who's up next?'
Both Syl and Brin looked away.
Jondy sighed, 'Aw, come on! We told ours!'
"I haven't really got one," Brin said, looking slightly embarrassed. "Not like yours."
Jondy shrugged, 'Do your best... we won't judge you... much..''
Brin sighed. "Probably when Zane and I first got together before I went back; we were in the park, on the swings and I sorta went into heat..."
Jondy gasped, 'In PUBLIC?!?!"
"It was at night!" Brin was steadily getting redder
Jondy nodded wisely, 'Oh. Well that's okay then. Me and Zack had a nice little adventure on the slide once...'
Syl burst out laughing. "A children's slide?"
Jondy frowned, 'Hey, don't diss it till you've tried it!'
"It sounds..." Syl couldn't stop laughing
Jondy smirked, 'Well, well, lookie who's up next!'
Syl stopped laughing instantly. "Can I go and see if Krit's still asleep instead?"
Jondy shook her head, 'Nup. Spill sistah!'
Syl suddenly became very interested in the carpet. "Well, it was a few years ago and Zack stuck Krit and I in the same high school. And we were studying together in the science lab one lunch time and we kinda ended up doing it on the teacher's desk," she said in a hurry.
Jondy sat, mouth gaping, staring at Syl. 'Huh...' she opened her mouth again, and frowned when nothing came out. She dumped her now empty Tequila bottle on the floor, and grabbed Syl's off her and took a long swallow. 'Huh.' she said.
Syl looked up. "What? You did it ... on a slide," she finished weakly.
Jondy blinked and looked at Syl again. 'You did it on a desk! IN a school! ON you SCIENCE teachers desk! In a school... YOUR SCHOOL!'
"If it makes you feel better, the teacher who caught us got fired," Syl added
Jondy stared at her, 'You GOT caught?!?!'
"You got caught having sex in a SCHOOL? During the day?" Max gaped. "Were you thrown out?"
Syl shook her head. "Krit was. And after Zack heard about it, he moved both of us anyway. "Brin just stared.
Jondy snorted, 'OK, so how did Krit get thrown out, but not you?'
"I cried," Syl said with a grin. "And Krit had a record of Bad Stuff."
Jondy laughed, 'You were caught DOING IT on a teacher's desk, and you CRIED to get out of it?!!'
"Yeah... the principal was one of those woman whose been screwed over by men so many times, she completely took my side. She was so evil to Krit," Syl laughed
Jondy grinned, 'OK, new question. The most interesting sex you ever had... who, when, where and... ok, not how...'
Max burst out laughing, a bit tipsy from the alcohol. "You first Jondy. We know you're dying to share."
Jondy frowned, 'Awww do I have to? I think whoever went last last time, should go first this time!
Syl bit her lip. "You know, mine isn't really suitable for humans... under the age of dead..."
Jondy shook her head, 'Tell. Now.'
Syl took a mouthful of tequila. "Okay... it was a hotel... it involved paint, various food sources and handcuffs... that's all I'm saying."
Jondy grinned, 'With who? And how can it involve paint?'
Syl was turning red. "It doesn't matter who with. And use your imagination."
Jondy frowned, 'Krit?'
Syl shook her head. "I'm not telling."
Jondy sighed, 'Fiiiine. Maxie's turn!'
Maxie's eyes were wide. "Alec and I in the bathroom. With massage oil. That's prolly it..."
Jondy cracked up, 'Interesting...'
"Your turn, Jon," Syl said
Jondy sighed, and grabbed a beer from beside Max, 'Kay.... ummmmm Zack, involving me handcuffed to a bed, covered in chocolate syrup.'
The girls froze, looking at Jondy. "Bondage," Brin nodded. "Interesting... I thought it was just a one off..."
Jondy shrugged, 'What can I say? I like it dirty..'
Syl nodded. "Yeah... we got that from the fairy tattoo."
Brin nodded, a hand over her mouth as she stifled her giggles.
Jondy glared, 'Hey! You don't even KNOW where it is!'
"We can imagine - unless you wanna share," Max said dryly
Jondy shook her head, 'Not a chance... at least until I've drunk another bottle of Tequila'
'OK, Brin's turn!' Jondy announced
Brin froze, "None of you want to hear mine."
Jondy grinned, 'Oh yes we do!'
"Me and Ben and handcuffs and whipped cream and knives," Brin shuddered. "I was like sixteen and into some really freaky stuff."
Jondy frowned, 'Eww.'
"Toldja," Brin shrugged.
Jondy shuddered, 'OK, so knives are a little over the top...' she paused, 'I'd probably consider guns though!' she said cheerfully.
Max and Syl both began choking on their alcohol of choice. "How... would that work?" Max asked, making a face.
Jondy shrugged, 'No clue, but I could ask Zack, and get back to you on it.'
Syl winced. "Don't. I remember when Zack gave me the sex talk... it was..."
Jondy shuddered, 'Oh, see I got that talk from Ben.....'
Max's eyes were wide. "Okay, Brin, who did you get the talk from?"
Brin looked at the ground. "Krit. And it was more embarrassing cause he's three years younger than me!"
Jondy cracked up, the tequila starting to take effect, 'OMG! Krit gave you THE talk! Good god, how old was he then?'
"He was twelve," Brin said in a small voice.
Jondy gasped, 'OK, so a TWELVE year old gave YOU the sex talk?!?!'
"Yes. And I was ashamed. How OLD was Krit when he lost his virginity?" Brin grumbled
Jondy shuddered, 'Oh, I hate to think…' she looked at Syl, 'Sylly, you must know...'
"He was fourteen," Syl said, the three bottles of tequila she had managed to work her way through taking slight effect.
Jondy frowned, 'Then how, pray tell, did he know so much about sex, that he could give Brin THE talk?'
"Zane talked to him. And Zane was a lot more open and graphic than any of us were hoping," Syl said with a grin. "Krit tried to put everything into 'practice' before he was fourteen, but Zack watched him like a hawk."
Jondy sniggered, 'So... 14 huh? With who?' she questioned, eyeing Syl.
Syl grinned at Jondy. "I haven't got a clue what your suggesting."
Jondy rolled her eyes, 'Oh come on! Tell us!'
"Yes, it was me, if that's what you want to know," Syl shrugged. "He followed me around for two weeks, practicing every pick up line he had just to get me into bed. It's really sad when I - two years older - was talked into bed by a fourteen year old."
Jondy shrugged, 'Nah, that's kinda sweet… and at least it was with someone you knew... my first time was in the back of a truck with some asshole from my high school.'
Brin's and Max looked at Syl and Jondy like they were from a foreign planet.
Syl shook her head. "I never said that it was my first time."
Jondy's eyes widened, 'OK, spill.'
"I think that was one of those times I should've kept my mouth closed," Syl said, tequila bottle half way to her mouth.
Jondy shook her head, and grabbed the bottle off Syl, 'No more Tequila till you tell!'
"It was with Zane, in the backseat of a car, I was thirteen, he was fifteen or sixteen," Syl admitted. "Sorry, Brin."
Brin shook her head. "Did Zane sleep with everyone?!"
"Not me," Max volunteered.
Jondy shrugged, 'Hey, at least I dated him while I slept with him...that doesn't help does it?' she asked Brin
"Not really," Brin replied. "I'll beat him next time I see him...but in a good way," she finished with a wicked grin
Jondy shuddered, 'OK, eww.'
"Very eww," Syl agreed. "No matter what happened in the past, Zane is my brother."
Jondy nodded, 'Totally.'
Max tapped her chin thoughtfully. "Okay... hmm... next sex question... best. Who was the best sex you ever had."
Jondy rolled her eyes, 'Easy question. Zack by far....' she paused looked at Brin, 'I'm not saying that Zane isn't good... it's just that me and Zack, we like become one... so it's different. But definitely Zack.' she grinned, 'You want the where and when as well? Cause I can tell you...' she paused, and then without waiting for an answer, said, 'This afternoon, against the wall...'
"Oh, Jondy!" Brin and Syl said in unison.
Brin bit her lip. "That was the best sex you've ever had?"
"Man it was quick," Syl said, "cause you completely interrupted what Krit and I had going downstairs..."
Jondy shrugged, 'Hey, did I say it was THAT time against the wall?'
"How many times did you DO IT against a wall this afternoon?" Max asked, eyes wide.
Jondy shrugged, 'Bout 4...'
"Impressive," Brin laughed.
Jondy smiled, 'Yeah well..... ok, Sylly's turn.'
"Krit was the best," Syl said. "By far. No offence Brin, that's a given. When... so many times to chose from...Either this afternoon or the time before Seattle. Both very memorable," Syl finished with a grin.
Max shook her head. "I can't believe we're having this conversation about my brothers. Manticore should've put a censor on your mouths!"
"Your turn, Maxie," Syl said with a grin.
Jondy nodded ,'I'm sure it would be if it involved whipped cream...'
Syl smiled angelically. "I have to say it, but when it comes to whipped cream, Krit is a genius."
Jondy nodded, 'Yeah well... ok. Maxie!'
Maxie shrugged. "Alec, in the shower. Very fun."
Jondy nodded, 'I'm sure it would be. I mean, Ben in the shower was fun...'
"Must be genetic, good shower sex," Brin added.
Jondy nodded, 'Which means... that if Krit's good with whipped cream, then Maxie must be too...'
Max stuck her tongue out. "What's Zack good at, then, Jon? Cause Syl must have a talent for it as well."
Jondy grinned, 'Well there's that wall thing... and he's an amazing kisser.... like truly amazing...'
Syl smirked. "Well, Krit and I haven't tried the wall thing yet..."
Jondy grinned, 'I suggest you try it....'
"Want me to right now?" Syl smirked. "Go, try out the wall and come back and tell you if I inherited the good 'wall sex' genes from Zack?"
Jondy shrugged, 'Nah... that's cool. You can try in the morning... '
Brin shook her head. "What do you spend your days thinking about, Jon? Syl?"
Jondy smiled, 'Well... sex. Zack... sex. Ice Cream!' she announced proudly, and then continued, 'Umm, shopping. Ohh, GUNS! And explosives, and sex. Defiantly with the sex............' she paused and looked thoughtful, 'I think about German Shepherd's a lot too. And sex...'
Syl nodded. "I think about sex, my motorcycle... whipped cream, but that probably comes under sex again... and random weapons."
Jondy grinned, 'Well my thoughts are FAR more interesting that yours!'
"No they aren't," Syl argued, finishing off a bottle of tequila. "I didn't mention the thoughts that involves all of those things at once."
Jondy smiled, 'Kay. Fairy nuff. Brinny's go!'
"I think about Manticore, the future, you guys, Zane and life," Brin said, shrugging. "Nothing exciting."
Jondy grinned, 'Yeah, actually, add Manticore to my list too. Although, generally I think up ways I could kill Lydecker...' she looked thoughtful, 'So far, the best is dipping him inch by inch into boiling oil... feet first.'
Syl went a bit green at that. "That's... you want to COOK Lydecker?"
Jondy looked at her sideways, 'Hey, you know, I never thought of it that way... Yummy! Fried Lydecker!'
Max made a face. "Deep fried for your eating pleasure... that's disgusting."
Jondy wrinkled her nose, 'You know, that might actually put me off fried food for a while...'
"Its definitely put me off," Brin said. "I know that there's never actual meet in fried food, but even the possibility it could be human, let alone ... eww."
Jondy shuddered, 'Oh eww Brinny!'
"Agh, can we please change the topic?" Syl lay back. "Please?"
Jondy nodded, 'Please...'
"Any suggestions?" Max said. "We could go back to the sex topic, unless someone has a better plan..."
Jondy shrugged, 'Whatever. Pass me that bottle Sylly.'
"I think you're drunk, Jon," Brin said. "How much have you had?"
Jody nodded, and then frowned, and shook her head, 'Dunno. Sides. Crap... besides, I'm not drunk...'
"You'd better eat something or you'll be hung over in the morning," Max added.
Jondy pouted, 'Fine. Pass me that bag of chips when you pass me that bottle Syl.'
Syl handed Jondy the chips and her face lit up. "How about we bring the guys up and play strip poker?"
Jondy grinned, 'Ohh...'
"I like that plan," Max grinned. "Go and get 'em Brin. "
Jondy nodded, 'Yeah go get 'em Brinny.'
Brin nodded. Syl looked up from her tequila. "We need cards. . . where are some playing cards?"
Jondy stood up shakily, 'Umm, I think over here.' she wandered towards a cabinet, stumbling slightly. Then she turned and grinned, 'Hey! This isn't my room!' she paused, 'Is it?'
Max laughed. "It is, Jondy. This is your room."
Jondy frowned, 'Oh.' she looked around, 'Kay, umm, Maxie can you..' she wobbled, 'Whoa...' Jondy grabbed for a chair, and sat on it, with her legs tucked under her. 'Okay, I'm staying here. Maxie, look in the chest over there.'
Max sighed, and stood up, going through the chest to find the playing cards - which were sticky with what smelt like raspberry jam.
Jondy grinned, 'Hey, I hear the guys. Deal 'em out Maxie.'
Brin returned with the guys, including a blurry eyed looking Krit.
Max was dealing the cards and Syl was lying on the cushions, groaning from the five bottles of tequila she'd drank.
Jondy grinned when she saw Zack enter. 'Zackie!' she yelled, and got up. Unfortunately, she forgot she was kneeling on the chair, and despite her cat like reflexes, managed to fall flat on her face. 'Ow.'
"Very graceful, Jon," Krit yawned. "Why are we up here?"
"Strip poker," Syl said. "Brin or Max's idea."
"We're playing strip poker. Rules are," Brin said. "First couple to lose their clothes... can go have sex somewhere as far as I'm concerned."
Jondy grinned at Zack, 'Let's get a head start!' she said, trying to pull her top off. Zack rolled his eyes, 'Hon, sit down, and play properly.' Jondy pouted, 'Awww, mean!' Zane grinned, 'Yeah, Jondy, play like a nice girl...'
Syl glanced at the shirt and boxers she'd borrowed from Krit. "Suddenly wishing I'd put on some underwear."
Jondy grinned, and slurred slightly 'That's 'kay Sylly, We're all fam'ly here....'
Krit's eyes lit up. "That makes it a quick game for us, Syl. Which is a good thing in my books."
Jondy scowled, 'But I wanna have sex first!' she said, stomping her foot.
Zack sighed, 'Hey Jondy, how bout while Maxie deals, we go mix you some fun drinks!'
Jondy smiled, 'Kay, kay!'
And ther walked out of the room, towards the kitchen.
Brin shook her head. "They are so not going to mix drinks." She settled down next to Zane, and began dealing cards.
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Warned ya ;) Jacey and I let our imaginations run away... oh well :D Moving on. Review and let us know what you thought and what you'd like to see more/less of.
if talk about sex is not your thing, you should skip this chapter. There isn't anything particularly graphic, but the jokes are
very dirty; it's what Jacey and I specialise in ;)
So yes. Chapter 9 = quite a lot of dirty jokes. You have been warned.
AN: Thank you for all your wonderful reviews! You make us feel special :D Keep on reviewing and let us know what you'd like to
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Syl woke up with a sense of uneasiness... what time was it? She flicked her hair out of her eyes, grabbing her watch from the floor where she'd dropped it... 9:57pm... shit. Jondy was going to kill her for not turning up for the pajama party.
Syl sat up, surveying the room. Her clothes were completely un wearable now... but it was a pajama party... which would excuse the fact she would be wearing one of Krit's old shirts and his boxers. Even if they were miles too big for her.
Krit looked so cute sleeping, Syl couldn't wake him up... he'd just guess she'd gone to join her sister's. Tugging on her make shift pajamas, Syl crept out of Krit's room, and down the hall to Jondy's; where the party was being held.
Jondy frowned as Syl, tried to sneak into the room ,'Sylly, did you think that we wouldn't notice you weren't already here?'
"Sorry... I have multiple valid reasons for being late," Syl winced.
Jondy rose an eyebrow 'Uh huh?'
Syl looked at Jondy. "Do you want me to go into deep and intricate detail of why I'm late or would you rather use your imagination?"
Jondy shrugged, 'If I use my imagination, is it OK with you, if I add in whipped cream and a kitchen table?'
Syl began to turn bright red. "You wouldn't be that far off."
Jondy frowned, 'Eww. I SO didn't need to know that!'
Syl shrugged and looked towards Max and Brin who were talking quietly on the bed. "Yeah, well, we didn't need to know that whole Tab and Slot thing, but you and Zack decided we needed to know. What have you guys been up to?"
Jondy smiled, 'Hon, you have a whole lotta catching up to do.' she said, waving a bottle of Tequila in Syl's face.
"I'm not getting plastered again, just so you know," Syl warned, taking the tequila and taking a seat on a few pillows. "Hey Maxie, you all good now?"
Max nodded. "Yeah. I don't know why I was so upset... I mean, just the idea was so... I was so excited and then it wasn't real."
Jondy nodded, 'Yeah... I get that. That happened to me a few years ago. I mean, hell, I was 17, I didn't WANT to be pregnant, but then, when I wasn't... it sucked.' she grinned, 'But here's to future luck in the baby department.' and she raised her bottle of vodka.
Brin nodded, raising her bottle of beer. "You should see Zack when it comes to babies; he was so protective when Tinga was pregnant with Case it was funny."
Jondy nodded, 'Yeah, you should have seen him when we took a trip down to Mexico to see Jace... it was adorable! Maxa had just been born, and he was trying to get her to play ball with him...'
Syl laughed. "I can imagine him as the protective uncle; or the father. Man, Jon, you wouldn't see the kids he'd be so protective."
Jondy laughed, 'Hey, he'd have to get them from me first!'
Max smiled sadly. "Yeah. You guys would be so great with kids. I sorta wish one of us was having a baby. Not necessarily me, just... you know?"
Jondy nodded, 'yeah… well hey, we get any more practice in, and one of us might be!'
Syl laughed. "Yeah, if you and Zack - that was twice in one day! Man he must be relaxed!"
Jondy shrugged, 'Hey, I do my best to keep him that way...'
Syl choked on a mouthful of tequila
Jondy snorted, 'You OK Syl?'
"Yeah... I just ... ugh. What a mental image," Syl said, a grin on her face. "We really need our conversations censored."
Jondy laughed, 'Nah... this is all a learning experience...' she grinned, 'I could draw diagrams!'
"No!" Max and Brin said at once. "No diagrams. Just gossip."
Jondy sighed, 'Have it your way, but you coulda learnt something new...'
Syl grinned. "I think - if Maxie was taking pregnancy tests and all - they know all they need to know."
Jondy tilted her head sideways, and nodded, 'Totally a good point Syl... BUT, I'm pretty sure that I've had a lot more interesting experiences than Max...'
"Okay then," Brin said with a grin. "New game. Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex and who was it with?"
Jondy shook her head, 'I reserve the right to refrain from telling, until at least one other person has gone...'
Max took a breath. "With Alec. We were having a look around one of the warehouses White was using... and we ducked into the janitor's closet."
Jondy gasped, 'White was THERE?!?!'
"He turned up in the middle of it," Max was luminous red. "We were both armed, so... but yeah."
Jondy cracked up, 'OMG! That must of been.... embarrassing...'
"Oh, don't make me relive it," Max moaned. "It was horrible. I'm surprised he hasn't said anything to the media about it."
Jondy laughed, 'Yeah well, he was probably as embarrassed as you!'
"Probably," Max winced. "Okay - Jondy, your go."
Jondy smiled, and skulled back half the bottle of Tequila. 'Courage.' she said, as she raised it. 'OK.' she said taking a deep breath. 'Zane...' she winced, looking at the expression on Brin's face. 'Um, in the dining room, at a function we went to - we were trying to steal something, but we got side tracked. Needless to say, we weren't invited back.'
"You and Zane," Brin repeated, her expression unreadable.
Syl just gaped. "You Zack, Zane and Ben? And Jace, for that matter. Are you positive that you and Krit never?"
Jondy nodded, 'Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd...' she frowned, 'Unless... nah, I'm pretty sure... although...'
Syl nodded and turned to Brin. "You okay with this Brinny?"
Jondy winced, 'I'm sorry honey, but you knew that me and Zane were involved... and you did ask.'
Brin nodded faintly. "Yeah... I mean, you and Zack are together now... and I'm really happy with Zane and I love him. I'm cool with it. Just a lot to take it at once... Zane doing something as spontaneous as that," she ended with a smirk.
Jondy grinned, 'Well, while he had no objections... it might possibly have been me who started it...'
Max spat her vodka all over Brin at that statement. "I think I know my brothers almost as well as I know Alec if you get my drift."
Jondy rose an eyebrow, 'Huh?'
Max looked up, wiping her mouth. "I know so much about my brother's sex life, I feel like I've been sleeping with them!"
Jondy wrinkled her nose up, 'Eww.'
"Exactly my sentiments," Syl said, as she took another mouthful of tequila
Jondy grinned, 'So, who's up next?'
Both Syl and Brin looked away.
Jondy sighed, 'Aw, come on! We told ours!'
"I haven't really got one," Brin said, looking slightly embarrassed. "Not like yours."
Jondy shrugged, 'Do your best... we won't judge you... much..''
Brin sighed. "Probably when Zane and I first got together before I went back; we were in the park, on the swings and I sorta went into heat..."
Jondy gasped, 'In PUBLIC?!?!"
"It was at night!" Brin was steadily getting redder
Jondy nodded wisely, 'Oh. Well that's okay then. Me and Zack had a nice little adventure on the slide once...'
Syl burst out laughing. "A children's slide?"
Jondy frowned, 'Hey, don't diss it till you've tried it!'
"It sounds..." Syl couldn't stop laughing
Jondy smirked, 'Well, well, lookie who's up next!'
Syl stopped laughing instantly. "Can I go and see if Krit's still asleep instead?"
Jondy shook her head, 'Nup. Spill sistah!'
Syl suddenly became very interested in the carpet. "Well, it was a few years ago and Zack stuck Krit and I in the same high school. And we were studying together in the science lab one lunch time and we kinda ended up doing it on the teacher's desk," she said in a hurry.
Jondy sat, mouth gaping, staring at Syl. 'Huh...' she opened her mouth again, and frowned when nothing came out. She dumped her now empty Tequila bottle on the floor, and grabbed Syl's off her and took a long swallow. 'Huh.' she said.
Syl looked up. "What? You did it ... on a slide," she finished weakly.
Jondy blinked and looked at Syl again. 'You did it on a desk! IN a school! ON you SCIENCE teachers desk! In a school... YOUR SCHOOL!'
"If it makes you feel better, the teacher who caught us got fired," Syl added
Jondy stared at her, 'You GOT caught?!?!'
"You got caught having sex in a SCHOOL? During the day?" Max gaped. "Were you thrown out?"
Syl shook her head. "Krit was. And after Zack heard about it, he moved both of us anyway. "Brin just stared.
Jondy snorted, 'OK, so how did Krit get thrown out, but not you?'
"I cried," Syl said with a grin. "And Krit had a record of Bad Stuff."
Jondy laughed, 'You were caught DOING IT on a teacher's desk, and you CRIED to get out of it?!!'
"Yeah... the principal was one of those woman whose been screwed over by men so many times, she completely took my side. She was so evil to Krit," Syl laughed
Jondy grinned, 'OK, new question. The most interesting sex you ever had... who, when, where and... ok, not how...'
Max burst out laughing, a bit tipsy from the alcohol. "You first Jondy. We know you're dying to share."
Jondy frowned, 'Awww do I have to? I think whoever went last last time, should go first this time!
Syl bit her lip. "You know, mine isn't really suitable for humans... under the age of dead..."
Jondy shook her head, 'Tell. Now.'
Syl took a mouthful of tequila. "Okay... it was a hotel... it involved paint, various food sources and handcuffs... that's all I'm saying."
Jondy grinned, 'With who? And how can it involve paint?'
Syl was turning red. "It doesn't matter who with. And use your imagination."
Jondy frowned, 'Krit?'
Syl shook her head. "I'm not telling."
Jondy sighed, 'Fiiiine. Maxie's turn!'
Maxie's eyes were wide. "Alec and I in the bathroom. With massage oil. That's prolly it..."
Jondy cracked up, 'Interesting...'
"Your turn, Jon," Syl said
Jondy sighed, and grabbed a beer from beside Max, 'Kay.... ummmmm Zack, involving me handcuffed to a bed, covered in chocolate syrup.'
The girls froze, looking at Jondy. "Bondage," Brin nodded. "Interesting... I thought it was just a one off..."
Jondy shrugged, 'What can I say? I like it dirty..'
Syl nodded. "Yeah... we got that from the fairy tattoo."
Brin nodded, a hand over her mouth as she stifled her giggles.
Jondy glared, 'Hey! You don't even KNOW where it is!'
"We can imagine - unless you wanna share," Max said dryly
Jondy shook her head, 'Not a chance... at least until I've drunk another bottle of Tequila'
'OK, Brin's turn!' Jondy announced
Brin froze, "None of you want to hear mine."
Jondy grinned, 'Oh yes we do!'
"Me and Ben and handcuffs and whipped cream and knives," Brin shuddered. "I was like sixteen and into some really freaky stuff."
Jondy frowned, 'Eww.'
"Toldja," Brin shrugged.
Jondy shuddered, 'OK, so knives are a little over the top...' she paused, 'I'd probably consider guns though!' she said cheerfully.
Max and Syl both began choking on their alcohol of choice. "How... would that work?" Max asked, making a face.
Jondy shrugged, 'No clue, but I could ask Zack, and get back to you on it.'
Syl winced. "Don't. I remember when Zack gave me the sex talk... it was..."
Jondy shuddered, 'Oh, see I got that talk from Ben.....'
Max's eyes were wide. "Okay, Brin, who did you get the talk from?"
Brin looked at the ground. "Krit. And it was more embarrassing cause he's three years younger than me!"
Jondy cracked up, the tequila starting to take effect, 'OMG! Krit gave you THE talk! Good god, how old was he then?'
"He was twelve," Brin said in a small voice.
Jondy gasped, 'OK, so a TWELVE year old gave YOU the sex talk?!?!'
"Yes. And I was ashamed. How OLD was Krit when he lost his virginity?" Brin grumbled
Jondy shuddered, 'Oh, I hate to think…' she looked at Syl, 'Sylly, you must know...'
"He was fourteen," Syl said, the three bottles of tequila she had managed to work her way through taking slight effect.
Jondy frowned, 'Then how, pray tell, did he know so much about sex, that he could give Brin THE talk?'
"Zane talked to him. And Zane was a lot more open and graphic than any of us were hoping," Syl said with a grin. "Krit tried to put everything into 'practice' before he was fourteen, but Zack watched him like a hawk."
Jondy sniggered, 'So... 14 huh? With who?' she questioned, eyeing Syl.
Syl grinned at Jondy. "I haven't got a clue what your suggesting."
Jondy rolled her eyes, 'Oh come on! Tell us!'
"Yes, it was me, if that's what you want to know," Syl shrugged. "He followed me around for two weeks, practicing every pick up line he had just to get me into bed. It's really sad when I - two years older - was talked into bed by a fourteen year old."
Jondy shrugged, 'Nah, that's kinda sweet… and at least it was with someone you knew... my first time was in the back of a truck with some asshole from my high school.'
Brin's and Max looked at Syl and Jondy like they were from a foreign planet.
Syl shook her head. "I never said that it was my first time."
Jondy's eyes widened, 'OK, spill.'
"I think that was one of those times I should've kept my mouth closed," Syl said, tequila bottle half way to her mouth.
Jondy shook her head, and grabbed the bottle off Syl, 'No more Tequila till you tell!'
"It was with Zane, in the backseat of a car, I was thirteen, he was fifteen or sixteen," Syl admitted. "Sorry, Brin."
Brin shook her head. "Did Zane sleep with everyone?!"
"Not me," Max volunteered.
Jondy shrugged, 'Hey, at least I dated him while I slept with him...that doesn't help does it?' she asked Brin
"Not really," Brin replied. "I'll beat him next time I see him...but in a good way," she finished with a wicked grin
Jondy shuddered, 'OK, eww.'
"Very eww," Syl agreed. "No matter what happened in the past, Zane is my brother."
Jondy nodded, 'Totally.'
Max tapped her chin thoughtfully. "Okay... hmm... next sex question... best. Who was the best sex you ever had."
Jondy rolled her eyes, 'Easy question. Zack by far....' she paused looked at Brin, 'I'm not saying that Zane isn't good... it's just that me and Zack, we like become one... so it's different. But definitely Zack.' she grinned, 'You want the where and when as well? Cause I can tell you...' she paused, and then without waiting for an answer, said, 'This afternoon, against the wall...'
"Oh, Jondy!" Brin and Syl said in unison.
Brin bit her lip. "That was the best sex you've ever had?"
"Man it was quick," Syl said, "cause you completely interrupted what Krit and I had going downstairs..."
Jondy shrugged, 'Hey, did I say it was THAT time against the wall?'
"How many times did you DO IT against a wall this afternoon?" Max asked, eyes wide.
Jondy shrugged, 'Bout 4...'
"Impressive," Brin laughed.
Jondy smiled, 'Yeah well..... ok, Sylly's turn.'
"Krit was the best," Syl said. "By far. No offence Brin, that's a given. When... so many times to chose from...Either this afternoon or the time before Seattle. Both very memorable," Syl finished with a grin.
Max shook her head. "I can't believe we're having this conversation about my brothers. Manticore should've put a censor on your mouths!"
"Your turn, Maxie," Syl said with a grin.
Jondy nodded ,'I'm sure it would be if it involved whipped cream...'
Syl smiled angelically. "I have to say it, but when it comes to whipped cream, Krit is a genius."
Jondy nodded, 'Yeah well... ok. Maxie!'
Maxie shrugged. "Alec, in the shower. Very fun."
Jondy nodded, 'I'm sure it would be. I mean, Ben in the shower was fun...'
"Must be genetic, good shower sex," Brin added.
Jondy nodded, 'Which means... that if Krit's good with whipped cream, then Maxie must be too...'
Max stuck her tongue out. "What's Zack good at, then, Jon? Cause Syl must have a talent for it as well."
Jondy grinned, 'Well there's that wall thing... and he's an amazing kisser.... like truly amazing...'
Syl smirked. "Well, Krit and I haven't tried the wall thing yet..."
Jondy grinned, 'I suggest you try it....'
"Want me to right now?" Syl smirked. "Go, try out the wall and come back and tell you if I inherited the good 'wall sex' genes from Zack?"
Jondy shrugged, 'Nah... that's cool. You can try in the morning... '
Brin shook her head. "What do you spend your days thinking about, Jon? Syl?"
Jondy smiled, 'Well... sex. Zack... sex. Ice Cream!' she announced proudly, and then continued, 'Umm, shopping. Ohh, GUNS! And explosives, and sex. Defiantly with the sex............' she paused and looked thoughtful, 'I think about German Shepherd's a lot too. And sex...'
Syl nodded. "I think about sex, my motorcycle... whipped cream, but that probably comes under sex again... and random weapons."
Jondy grinned, 'Well my thoughts are FAR more interesting that yours!'
"No they aren't," Syl argued, finishing off a bottle of tequila. "I didn't mention the thoughts that involves all of those things at once."
Jondy smiled, 'Kay. Fairy nuff. Brinny's go!'
"I think about Manticore, the future, you guys, Zane and life," Brin said, shrugging. "Nothing exciting."
Jondy grinned, 'Yeah, actually, add Manticore to my list too. Although, generally I think up ways I could kill Lydecker...' she looked thoughtful, 'So far, the best is dipping him inch by inch into boiling oil... feet first.'
Syl went a bit green at that. "That's... you want to COOK Lydecker?"
Jondy looked at her sideways, 'Hey, you know, I never thought of it that way... Yummy! Fried Lydecker!'
Max made a face. "Deep fried for your eating pleasure... that's disgusting."
Jondy wrinkled her nose, 'You know, that might actually put me off fried food for a while...'
"Its definitely put me off," Brin said. "I know that there's never actual meet in fried food, but even the possibility it could be human, let alone ... eww."
Jondy shuddered, 'Oh eww Brinny!'
"Agh, can we please change the topic?" Syl lay back. "Please?"
Jondy nodded, 'Please...'
"Any suggestions?" Max said. "We could go back to the sex topic, unless someone has a better plan..."
Jondy shrugged, 'Whatever. Pass me that bottle Sylly.'
"I think you're drunk, Jon," Brin said. "How much have you had?"
Jody nodded, and then frowned, and shook her head, 'Dunno. Sides. Crap... besides, I'm not drunk...'
"You'd better eat something or you'll be hung over in the morning," Max added.
Jondy pouted, 'Fine. Pass me that bag of chips when you pass me that bottle Syl.'
Syl handed Jondy the chips and her face lit up. "How about we bring the guys up and play strip poker?"
Jondy grinned, 'Ohh...'
"I like that plan," Max grinned. "Go and get 'em Brin. "
Jondy nodded, 'Yeah go get 'em Brinny.'
Brin nodded. Syl looked up from her tequila. "We need cards. . . where are some playing cards?"
Jondy stood up shakily, 'Umm, I think over here.' she wandered towards a cabinet, stumbling slightly. Then she turned and grinned, 'Hey! This isn't my room!' she paused, 'Is it?'
Max laughed. "It is, Jondy. This is your room."
Jondy frowned, 'Oh.' she looked around, 'Kay, umm, Maxie can you..' she wobbled, 'Whoa...' Jondy grabbed for a chair, and sat on it, with her legs tucked under her. 'Okay, I'm staying here. Maxie, look in the chest over there.'
Max sighed, and stood up, going through the chest to find the playing cards - which were sticky with what smelt like raspberry jam.
Jondy grinned, 'Hey, I hear the guys. Deal 'em out Maxie.'
Brin returned with the guys, including a blurry eyed looking Krit.
Max was dealing the cards and Syl was lying on the cushions, groaning from the five bottles of tequila she'd drank.
Jondy grinned when she saw Zack enter. 'Zackie!' she yelled, and got up. Unfortunately, she forgot she was kneeling on the chair, and despite her cat like reflexes, managed to fall flat on her face. 'Ow.'
"Very graceful, Jon," Krit yawned. "Why are we up here?"
"Strip poker," Syl said. "Brin or Max's idea."
"We're playing strip poker. Rules are," Brin said. "First couple to lose their clothes... can go have sex somewhere as far as I'm concerned."
Jondy grinned at Zack, 'Let's get a head start!' she said, trying to pull her top off. Zack rolled his eyes, 'Hon, sit down, and play properly.' Jondy pouted, 'Awww, mean!' Zane grinned, 'Yeah, Jondy, play like a nice girl...'
Syl glanced at the shirt and boxers she'd borrowed from Krit. "Suddenly wishing I'd put on some underwear."
Jondy grinned, and slurred slightly 'That's 'kay Sylly, We're all fam'ly here....'
Krit's eyes lit up. "That makes it a quick game for us, Syl. Which is a good thing in my books."
Jondy scowled, 'But I wanna have sex first!' she said, stomping her foot.
Zack sighed, 'Hey Jondy, how bout while Maxie deals, we go mix you some fun drinks!'
Jondy smiled, 'Kay, kay!'
And ther walked out of the room, towards the kitchen.
Brin shook her head. "They are so not going to mix drinks." She settled down next to Zane, and began dealing cards.
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Warned ya ;) Jacey and I let our imaginations run away... oh well :D Moving on. Review and let us know what you thought and what you'd like to see more/less of.