Cover Girl
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
Mavelus: Heehee.... (looks above) Isn't that summary annoying? I just keep it up there for kicks.
Bakura: You're evil today.
Mavelus: I know. (spins weird Monopoly card organizer) Round and round and round it goes, where it stops nobody knows..... heeheeheeheeheehee..... @_@
Bakura: Scratch that, you're just mentally challenged.
Yami: STOP USING BIG WORDS!!! @_@
Bakura: Baka pharaoh.
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (faints) @_@
Mavelus: Ah, the after effects of English Dictionary torture...... BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (spins Monopoly thing) Ring around the rosy, a pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes we all fall down........ heeheeheehee.... @_@
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Ai Higeki: O.o
(Mavelus: RUN! THEY'RE DRUNK!!!
Every1else: -_-;;)
happimimi: Dun worry, it'll come up when it does. ^-^ Nah, Joey's not fat....... Just chubby. Teehee!
Serene Goddess: I converted you to yaoi?! O.o
(Mavelus: Wow....... (sings) I GOT THE POWER!!! ^_______________^
Yami: RUN! She's being weird again!!
Mavelus: I ish not weird, I ish...... marvelous. ^-^
Bakura: The Marvelous Mavelus? I bet you can't say that ten times fast.
Yami: You're on!! (tries, gets tongue tied) DAMN! (pouts))
Hyper Shaylee: It's okay.... you're computers training you for the army?! O.o Are you joining the military or somethin'??? ^-^ Jus' curious. Teehee!
CherryRedHead: I'll TRY and write longer chapters. But I just get either lazy or tired. But I'll TRY. Okaysies? ^-^
Machinegungirl: O.o Oh, so YOU'RE Machinegungirl, Destiny. I was a little confused because I checked my stats and I saw a bunch of names of ppl who have me on their faves and half of them I've never seen before! Oh, and no, they aren't going to be rivals. I just can't do that to them, it'd be TOO cruel. Heeheehee... :) Weird, this happy face. It's so..... American. ^-^ I like this one better; it's so anime! O.o whoops, I'm rambling, moving on now!
Me: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee......... XD
(Bakura: You're a real freak, reviewing your own story.
Mavelus: What can I say? I wanna update! ^-^ This scene has been playing through my head for days, I havta write it already!
Bakura: (has a T-shirt: I'm With Stupid *arrow points to Mavelus*) Moron.
Mavelus: (blinks))
LadyBloodShedRed: Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, you added "Lady" to your name? That's neat! ^-^ Yeah, it is pretty disturbing if you think about it. O.o But you should check out this one Japanese sight where they have Yugi all dressed up in all these different kinds of girl's clothes. ^-^ It's so cute!! Malik's your brother??? Never knew.... Their voices? In the Japanese version they had pretty girly voices, so just think about those and you won't have a problem! ^-^
Reine Keri: Heeheeheeheehee...... Joey's not fat, just chubby. ^-^
(Joey: (pouts) I'm NOT fat.
Mavelus: I didn't say you were.)
grape: VALLEY GIRLS SHALL BE BURNED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! O.o ...... ^-^ Teehee! Updating!
Ranma Higurashi: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! FATNESS!!! O_O..... ^-^ Teehee!
Now, on with chapter 14!
***********************SUPER IMPORTANT NOTE************************
Er..... I know Ryou's family is a bit....... awkward. Y'know, people dead, mother left him, father constantly on a dig blah, blah, blah...but let's just pretend it's a happy family! I don't want this to be depressing, and Ryou being lonely and alone is too cliché. So, I'm just going to make him lonely and have some family with him! ^-^ No tragedies, and don't flame me for this please!
Okay, another thing....
I know he had a sister named Ayame. Is that right? O.o sorry for my stupidity. Anyway, I'm not sure if she's younger or older, so I'm making her younger. I also know he has an older brother...... Erm........ I just........ don't know his name. (coughs, feels dumb) Sorry. Just, try and work with me. If I made a mistake I'll try and fix it, okay? Okay..... let's go!
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It had been one night since Ryou and Malik's little escapade to the mall, and Ryou was doing his best to sleep off the aching in his feet. High heels are NOT for boys. How do woman walk in those things?! Men ask, they'll never know.....
'What happened in Sears' you ask? Well, Ryou had spotted the love of his life shoe shopping with a nun. Funky image, huh? After Malik had made a few jokes about that and Bakura went off carrying the bags and nodding once in a while as the nun kept talking about His Holiness; then the Egyptian made Ryou try on several types of woman's shoes, buying at least 12 pairs for himself and his distraught companion.
What was Ryou doing now? As soon as he got home he shoved the shopping bags in his closet, changed, and went straight to bed. Lucky for him it was Friday, that meant he could sleep in.
But annoying siblings can change all that, and I should know, I got three of em' plus two nieces. Saturday mornings are when one never can get some sleep, unless you want to be awakened. Sadly, this wasn't the case.
Little twelve-year-old Ayame crept into her brother's room quietly, careful not to disturb any of his things. Ryou's room was freakishly neat, if anything was out of place (even if it's just a half a centimeter) he would know and rave about it.
She tiptoed to her brother's bedside, a mischievous glint in her bright brown eyes. "Oh, Ryou..." she whispered nudging him lightly.
"Mm..." Ryou clutched the pillow, but didn't make any signs of consciousness.
Ayame grinned. "Oh, how cute." She commented, but sighed sadly. "Too bad it won't last. AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" With a war cry, she leaped on the bed.
"EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!" Ryou woke with a shriek, Ayame giggling like mad.
"AYAME!" Ryou hit her with a pillow, "GET OUT!"
"Nope!" Ayame caught the pillow, smiling. "Time to wakey wakey! Mom and Dad went out and Oni-san went with them. I have no one to cook me food, and I'm hungry."
"Make a toaster stroodle," Ryou huffed diving under the blankets. "And get off my bed!"
"Huh? No way!" Ayame huffed, pulling off the blanket. "I've had stroodles for three mornings in a row, they're good but they get old. C'mon!"
"No, and gimme my blanket!" Ryou tried to grab his precious blue comforter.
"Nu uh," Ayame stuck out her tongue, tossing the warm fabric. "Nope, get up or I'll tell Mom."
"Bite me."
"Fine, I'll go tell your *boyfriend* to go home then." Ayame jumped off the bed and headed for the door.
"Hold up!" Ryou sat up. "Who's here?"
"You're *boy toy*, Malik." Ayame made a kissy face.
"He is *NOT* my boyfriend!" Ryou went an embarrassed red. (A/N: Don't you hate it when your siblings do stuff like that?! I just get so pissed.... Moving on now. ^-^)
"Why are ya blushing then, huh?" Ayame grinned. "Ryou and Malik sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-"
"ARGH!!!" Ryou grabbed a pillow and made a move to chase his annoying sister.
"EEP!" Ayame ran, laughing all the way down the hall.
"I'LL KILL YOU AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A BLOODY ACCIDENT!!!" The albino brandished the pillow. Down the hall, passed the bathroom, down the stairs, through the kitchen and into the living room he chased her.
Ayame quickly his behind the only person standing in the living room, which happened to be everyone's favorite Malik Ishtar. "Save me!" she laughed, "You're boyfriend's got mad cow disease!"
"YOU-" Ryou stopped immediately, dropping the pillow. "Hello, Malik."
"Morning," he lowered the sunglasses he was wearing, "love the boxers. Tommy Hilfiger?"
Ryou blushed realizing he only wore a white oversized t-shirt and boxer shorts. "Heh?"
Ayame giggled.
"Glad you're awake," Malik continued, grinning. "Hurry up, we've got places to go and people to see."
"Again?" Ryou looked exhausted. "No more shopping, I'm tired enough as it is-"
"Shopping?!" Ayame cut in, jumping up and down. "You're going shopping? Can I go? PLEASE?"
"No." Ryou glared at her.
"I'll tell mom!" Ayame glared back. "I'll tell her you used up both you're credit cards in one day too!"
"You wouldn't dare-!"
"Oh yes I would." She said deviously. "And I'll tell Oni-san you were mean to me, I'll tell dad about the credit cards too and he'll cut you're allowance, and I'll tell them all you left me alone to go out on a *date* with a *boy*!"
Malik laughed as the two continued to argue; Ryou getting redder and redder at all the comments and threats Ayame made.
"Okay, that's enough you two." Malik stepped between them.
The fighting ceased, but the glares and dirty looks continued. Malik turned to Ayame and kneeled, eyes leveled with hers. "Tell you what, Ayame. You stay here and we'll come back with a present for you, okay?"
Ayame thought for a moment, "Fine. But it better be something good! Or I'm REALLY telling mom." She stuck her tongue out at her brother and shuffled to the kitchen.
"That little- Oh, I just want to *murder* her sometimes." Ryou huffed, crossing his arms.
Malik stood. "She just wants your attention, that's what little kids do. Trust me, I'm the youngest in my family. Isis could tell you everything." A grin. "But let's not worry about that right now, we have to pay a visit to my dear brother."
"Rishid?" Ryou asked. "What for?"
"Our little plan, remember?" Malik said.
"Plan-? oh.... But what does Rishid have to do with anything?"
"Remember when you asked about our records?"
Ryou raised an eyebrow.
"It's very convenient when you have a big brother who works for the FBI," Malik smiled.
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INTERRUPTION:
Mavelus: Heeheehee... Rishid works for the FBI! ^-^ Shocking, huh? I'm just making stuff up at this point, I'm not even sure if the FBI keeps track of people's records. I've been watching too many cop shows... Oh well! Teehee!
Bakura: (sarcasm) Super Spy Rishid? Oh, that's rich.
Mavelus: (gets a sudden mental image of Rishid as James Bond) O.o Freaky... anyway, I'm asking a favor from people who actually BOTHER reading my notes! Can someone tell me Ryou's brother's name??? And can someone confirm if Ayame is really..... Ayame? I don't want to Mary Sue this fic! @_@ MARY SUE'S ARE EVIL!!!! HISSSSSSSSS!!! Moving on now! ^-^
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After making something for Ayame ("MAKE ME FOOD OR THE DEAL'S OFF!!!"), grabbing something NORMAL to wear (jeans and a t-shirt), and taking one of the outfits from the Sears bag ("Interview today, Ryou deary!"), Ryou and Malik were out the door.
"Keep the doors locked, don't answer the phone unless it's Mom and Dad or me or Oni-san, STAY OUT OF MY ROOM- " (Ryou emphasized that part)"and don't eat all the food in the house." He said all this to Ayame, who stood at the door to see them off.
"Whatever," Ayame rolled her eyes. "Hey, what's with the girl's clothes? Coming out of your closet disguised in public? Or is Malik too ashamed to be dating a boy?" she grinned.
Ryou blushed, "We are *NOT* going out! These clothes- it's- uh- it's an early birthday gift for Isis just get in the house already!" he ushered her inside and locked the door with his key.
Ayame peeked her head out the window, "Don't need to be ashamed! Even Mom knows you're gay-"
"SHUT UP AYAME!!!" Ryou threw a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket at her forehead.
Ayame ducked and stuck her tongue out for the fourth time, shutting the window.
Ryou growled and walked down the steps of the porch, Malik laughing at him.
"Cut it out," Ryou mumbled, giving Malik a dirty look.
"Nah, but it's true though," Malik grinned. "You are gay, no point in denying it."
"SO," the albino attempted to change the subject. "How are we getting to your brother's job?"
"With this," Malik approached a silver, sleek, looking convertible-style car. "Nice huh? It's Isis's, she's borrowing my Harley, and so I get her Corvette."
"Corvette?!" Ryou's eyes widened. "That car's expensive! How could she afford that?!"
"You see that's why we live in an apartment," Malik sweatdropped. "our money goes to *this* car. Well, it's mine for the day! Put that stuff in the back and let's go already."
Ryou did what he was told and climbed in the passenger side, Malik in the driver's seat. Key's in the ignition, engine started, they were off.
"Smooth going," Ryou commented. "what does Rishid do exactly?"
"He didn't really tell us, just said he kept track of records." Malik shrugged slipping on the sunglasses. "We thought he was a secretary at first."
The albino suddenly got a strange image of Rishid in a woman's business attire sorting documents and marking a clipboard. He shuddered, the shopping was getting to him....
"And then I did a little investigating of my own. He keep's track of people under witness protection, you know, where they give you a new identity and relocate you? That's what he does."
"That's pretty neat," Ryou said, the image going away with a *pop*. "he must be very important." (A/n: I'm making all this stuff up as I go, if I get stuff wrong, just work with me. @_@ I'm trying to make this extra long for you guys......)
Malik nodded. "Yeah. He keep's track of everyone's records. And I mean EVERYONE. He can even change the them, though that's against the rules."
"If it's against the rules, how are you going to convince him to change ours? Wouldn't that get him fired?"
"It's 50/50, his computer isn't monitored *all* the time." Malik made a sharp turn and parked in front of a large white building. "We're here!" he announced, taking the keys and climbing out of the car, Ryou following him.
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INTERRUPTION:
Mavelus: SORRY! Another interruption guys. ^-^;; It's been a bit boring through this whole chap, I'll try and make it funnier with this scene. It should be fun! If not... don't hurt me! (hides) ;_;
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A secretary is always a busy woman, filing her nails, taking phone calls, drinking coffee... very busy indeed! And that's what Mimi was currently going, filing her nails, taking phone calls and drinking coffee! But nothing prepared her for this....
"Hello, Mimi."
Mimi looked up from her nails for a second, and did a double take. She dropped her nail filer. "M-M-Malik!" she laughed nervously. "Oh, you gave me a bit of a shock there... What are you doing here?"
Malik smiled innocently, "Why, I came to see my dear brother. Where's Rishid?"
"He's very busy I'm afraid," she tried her best not to stutter, she looked behind him. "Who's your friend?"
"Oh, this is Ryou."
Ryou gave her a little wave. "Hello,"
"But that's not important, Mimi." Malik said. "I need to see Rishid."
"He has a meeting, I'm afraid I can't let you see him." Mimi had managed to regain her professional manner.
"But I have to, it's important!" Malik turned on the puppy eyes. "Please Mimi?"
Mimi twitched. ~Can't. Resist. Puppy. Eyes. DAMNIT!!!~ she thought. "Oh alright, one moment." She went through one of the doors behind her desk. Through the back office window you could see her whispering to a man, who suddenly looked panicked. He dashed from his desk and out through his office door!
Ryou blinked. "What was that about?"
Malik shrugged. "I dunno, every time when I come here they panic. I think it's kinda rude,"
The man came back into his office and nodded to Mimi. She nodded back and came back through the door and over to Malik. "You can go in now," she opened another door on the side of her desk.
"Thanks Mimi!"
"No problem." Mimi sighed.
"C'mon Ryou!" Malik grabbed Ryou's hand and pulled him through the door.
Inside was quiet, people in their cubicles were standing on their chairs looking over to see what was going on. Odd behavior? You'll see why...
At the end of the hall stood two people, one sweatdropping gangly looking man with glasses talking to a tall and dark skinned man in a business suit. (A/N: Anyone else can't picture Rishid in a tie and business attire??? @_@)
"So, sir, I-" the gangly man began, looking horrified down at the end of the hall. "Eep! I'm horribly sorry Rishid sir!" he dashed off.
"Wha-?" Rishid began.
"OOOOONNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIII-CCCCCCHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
*GLOMP!!!*
It was like a rush of a hurricane! Papers flying, woman's skirts flipping, guys nose bleeding at the sight, and Malik glomping Rishid as the result.
"WHO'S THE BEST BIG BROTHER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD?!?!?!"
Ryou sweatdropped. No wonder everyone panicked when Malik was here.....
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O.o now this chapter was WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY off.... sorry if I made a bunch of mistakes and disturbed you all. DON'T FLAME ME! (hides) ;_;
Anyway, next chap's gonna be WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY better! Okay? Good! ^- ^
Oi, this chap was long. 10 friggin' pages o' boring! @_@ (well, at least *I* thought it was boring)
Oh well, 10 reviews and I'll continue. ^-^
~Mavelus
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
Mavelus: Heehee.... (looks above) Isn't that summary annoying? I just keep it up there for kicks.
Bakura: You're evil today.
Mavelus: I know. (spins weird Monopoly card organizer) Round and round and round it goes, where it stops nobody knows..... heeheeheeheeheehee..... @_@
Bakura: Scratch that, you're just mentally challenged.
Yami: STOP USING BIG WORDS!!! @_@
Bakura: Baka pharaoh.
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (faints) @_@
Mavelus: Ah, the after effects of English Dictionary torture...... BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (spins Monopoly thing) Ring around the rosy, a pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes we all fall down........ heeheeheehee.... @_@
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Ai Higeki: O.o
(Mavelus: RUN! THEY'RE DRUNK!!!
Every1else: -_-;;)
happimimi: Dun worry, it'll come up when it does. ^-^ Nah, Joey's not fat....... Just chubby. Teehee!
Serene Goddess: I converted you to yaoi?! O.o
(Mavelus: Wow....... (sings) I GOT THE POWER!!! ^_______________^
Yami: RUN! She's being weird again!!
Mavelus: I ish not weird, I ish...... marvelous. ^-^
Bakura: The Marvelous Mavelus? I bet you can't say that ten times fast.
Yami: You're on!! (tries, gets tongue tied) DAMN! (pouts))
Hyper Shaylee: It's okay.... you're computers training you for the army?! O.o Are you joining the military or somethin'??? ^-^ Jus' curious. Teehee!
CherryRedHead: I'll TRY and write longer chapters. But I just get either lazy or tired. But I'll TRY. Okaysies? ^-^
Machinegungirl: O.o Oh, so YOU'RE Machinegungirl, Destiny. I was a little confused because I checked my stats and I saw a bunch of names of ppl who have me on their faves and half of them I've never seen before! Oh, and no, they aren't going to be rivals. I just can't do that to them, it'd be TOO cruel. Heeheehee... :) Weird, this happy face. It's so..... American. ^-^ I like this one better; it's so anime! O.o whoops, I'm rambling, moving on now!
Me: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee......... XD
(Bakura: You're a real freak, reviewing your own story.
Mavelus: What can I say? I wanna update! ^-^ This scene has been playing through my head for days, I havta write it already!
Bakura: (has a T-shirt: I'm With Stupid *arrow points to Mavelus*) Moron.
Mavelus: (blinks))
LadyBloodShedRed: Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, you added "Lady" to your name? That's neat! ^-^ Yeah, it is pretty disturbing if you think about it. O.o But you should check out this one Japanese sight where they have Yugi all dressed up in all these different kinds of girl's clothes. ^-^ It's so cute!! Malik's your brother??? Never knew.... Their voices? In the Japanese version they had pretty girly voices, so just think about those and you won't have a problem! ^-^
Reine Keri: Heeheeheeheehee...... Joey's not fat, just chubby. ^-^
(Joey: (pouts) I'm NOT fat.
Mavelus: I didn't say you were.)
grape: VALLEY GIRLS SHALL BE BURNED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! O.o ...... ^-^ Teehee! Updating!
Ranma Higurashi: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! FATNESS!!! O_O..... ^-^ Teehee!
Now, on with chapter 14!
***********************SUPER IMPORTANT NOTE************************
Er..... I know Ryou's family is a bit....... awkward. Y'know, people dead, mother left him, father constantly on a dig blah, blah, blah...but let's just pretend it's a happy family! I don't want this to be depressing, and Ryou being lonely and alone is too cliché. So, I'm just going to make him lonely and have some family with him! ^-^ No tragedies, and don't flame me for this please!
Okay, another thing....
I know he had a sister named Ayame. Is that right? O.o sorry for my stupidity. Anyway, I'm not sure if she's younger or older, so I'm making her younger. I also know he has an older brother...... Erm........ I just........ don't know his name. (coughs, feels dumb) Sorry. Just, try and work with me. If I made a mistake I'll try and fix it, okay? Okay..... let's go!
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It had been one night since Ryou and Malik's little escapade to the mall, and Ryou was doing his best to sleep off the aching in his feet. High heels are NOT for boys. How do woman walk in those things?! Men ask, they'll never know.....
'What happened in Sears' you ask? Well, Ryou had spotted the love of his life shoe shopping with a nun. Funky image, huh? After Malik had made a few jokes about that and Bakura went off carrying the bags and nodding once in a while as the nun kept talking about His Holiness; then the Egyptian made Ryou try on several types of woman's shoes, buying at least 12 pairs for himself and his distraught companion.
What was Ryou doing now? As soon as he got home he shoved the shopping bags in his closet, changed, and went straight to bed. Lucky for him it was Friday, that meant he could sleep in.
But annoying siblings can change all that, and I should know, I got three of em' plus two nieces. Saturday mornings are when one never can get some sleep, unless you want to be awakened. Sadly, this wasn't the case.
Little twelve-year-old Ayame crept into her brother's room quietly, careful not to disturb any of his things. Ryou's room was freakishly neat, if anything was out of place (even if it's just a half a centimeter) he would know and rave about it.
She tiptoed to her brother's bedside, a mischievous glint in her bright brown eyes. "Oh, Ryou..." she whispered nudging him lightly.
"Mm..." Ryou clutched the pillow, but didn't make any signs of consciousness.
Ayame grinned. "Oh, how cute." She commented, but sighed sadly. "Too bad it won't last. AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" With a war cry, she leaped on the bed.
"EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!" Ryou woke with a shriek, Ayame giggling like mad.
"AYAME!" Ryou hit her with a pillow, "GET OUT!"
"Nope!" Ayame caught the pillow, smiling. "Time to wakey wakey! Mom and Dad went out and Oni-san went with them. I have no one to cook me food, and I'm hungry."
"Make a toaster stroodle," Ryou huffed diving under the blankets. "And get off my bed!"
"Huh? No way!" Ayame huffed, pulling off the blanket. "I've had stroodles for three mornings in a row, they're good but they get old. C'mon!"
"No, and gimme my blanket!" Ryou tried to grab his precious blue comforter.
"Nu uh," Ayame stuck out her tongue, tossing the warm fabric. "Nope, get up or I'll tell Mom."
"Bite me."
"Fine, I'll go tell your *boyfriend* to go home then." Ayame jumped off the bed and headed for the door.
"Hold up!" Ryou sat up. "Who's here?"
"You're *boy toy*, Malik." Ayame made a kissy face.
"He is *NOT* my boyfriend!" Ryou went an embarrassed red. (A/N: Don't you hate it when your siblings do stuff like that?! I just get so pissed.... Moving on now. ^-^)
"Why are ya blushing then, huh?" Ayame grinned. "Ryou and Malik sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-"
"ARGH!!!" Ryou grabbed a pillow and made a move to chase his annoying sister.
"EEP!" Ayame ran, laughing all the way down the hall.
"I'LL KILL YOU AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A BLOODY ACCIDENT!!!" The albino brandished the pillow. Down the hall, passed the bathroom, down the stairs, through the kitchen and into the living room he chased her.
Ayame quickly his behind the only person standing in the living room, which happened to be everyone's favorite Malik Ishtar. "Save me!" she laughed, "You're boyfriend's got mad cow disease!"
"YOU-" Ryou stopped immediately, dropping the pillow. "Hello, Malik."
"Morning," he lowered the sunglasses he was wearing, "love the boxers. Tommy Hilfiger?"
Ryou blushed realizing he only wore a white oversized t-shirt and boxer shorts. "Heh?"
Ayame giggled.
"Glad you're awake," Malik continued, grinning. "Hurry up, we've got places to go and people to see."
"Again?" Ryou looked exhausted. "No more shopping, I'm tired enough as it is-"
"Shopping?!" Ayame cut in, jumping up and down. "You're going shopping? Can I go? PLEASE?"
"No." Ryou glared at her.
"I'll tell mom!" Ayame glared back. "I'll tell her you used up both you're credit cards in one day too!"
"You wouldn't dare-!"
"Oh yes I would." She said deviously. "And I'll tell Oni-san you were mean to me, I'll tell dad about the credit cards too and he'll cut you're allowance, and I'll tell them all you left me alone to go out on a *date* with a *boy*!"
Malik laughed as the two continued to argue; Ryou getting redder and redder at all the comments and threats Ayame made.
"Okay, that's enough you two." Malik stepped between them.
The fighting ceased, but the glares and dirty looks continued. Malik turned to Ayame and kneeled, eyes leveled with hers. "Tell you what, Ayame. You stay here and we'll come back with a present for you, okay?"
Ayame thought for a moment, "Fine. But it better be something good! Or I'm REALLY telling mom." She stuck her tongue out at her brother and shuffled to the kitchen.
"That little- Oh, I just want to *murder* her sometimes." Ryou huffed, crossing his arms.
Malik stood. "She just wants your attention, that's what little kids do. Trust me, I'm the youngest in my family. Isis could tell you everything." A grin. "But let's not worry about that right now, we have to pay a visit to my dear brother."
"Rishid?" Ryou asked. "What for?"
"Our little plan, remember?" Malik said.
"Plan-? oh.... But what does Rishid have to do with anything?"
"Remember when you asked about our records?"
Ryou raised an eyebrow.
"It's very convenient when you have a big brother who works for the FBI," Malik smiled.
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Mavelus: Heeheehee... Rishid works for the FBI! ^-^ Shocking, huh? I'm just making stuff up at this point, I'm not even sure if the FBI keeps track of people's records. I've been watching too many cop shows... Oh well! Teehee!
Bakura: (sarcasm) Super Spy Rishid? Oh, that's rich.
Mavelus: (gets a sudden mental image of Rishid as James Bond) O.o Freaky... anyway, I'm asking a favor from people who actually BOTHER reading my notes! Can someone tell me Ryou's brother's name??? And can someone confirm if Ayame is really..... Ayame? I don't want to Mary Sue this fic! @_@ MARY SUE'S ARE EVIL!!!! HISSSSSSSSS!!! Moving on now! ^-^
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After making something for Ayame ("MAKE ME FOOD OR THE DEAL'S OFF!!!"), grabbing something NORMAL to wear (jeans and a t-shirt), and taking one of the outfits from the Sears bag ("Interview today, Ryou deary!"), Ryou and Malik were out the door.
"Keep the doors locked, don't answer the phone unless it's Mom and Dad or me or Oni-san, STAY OUT OF MY ROOM- " (Ryou emphasized that part)"and don't eat all the food in the house." He said all this to Ayame, who stood at the door to see them off.
"Whatever," Ayame rolled her eyes. "Hey, what's with the girl's clothes? Coming out of your closet disguised in public? Or is Malik too ashamed to be dating a boy?" she grinned.
Ryou blushed, "We are *NOT* going out! These clothes- it's- uh- it's an early birthday gift for Isis just get in the house already!" he ushered her inside and locked the door with his key.
Ayame peeked her head out the window, "Don't need to be ashamed! Even Mom knows you're gay-"
"SHUT UP AYAME!!!" Ryou threw a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket at her forehead.
Ayame ducked and stuck her tongue out for the fourth time, shutting the window.
Ryou growled and walked down the steps of the porch, Malik laughing at him.
"Cut it out," Ryou mumbled, giving Malik a dirty look.
"Nah, but it's true though," Malik grinned. "You are gay, no point in denying it."
"SO," the albino attempted to change the subject. "How are we getting to your brother's job?"
"With this," Malik approached a silver, sleek, looking convertible-style car. "Nice huh? It's Isis's, she's borrowing my Harley, and so I get her Corvette."
"Corvette?!" Ryou's eyes widened. "That car's expensive! How could she afford that?!"
"You see that's why we live in an apartment," Malik sweatdropped. "our money goes to *this* car. Well, it's mine for the day! Put that stuff in the back and let's go already."
Ryou did what he was told and climbed in the passenger side, Malik in the driver's seat. Key's in the ignition, engine started, they were off.
"Smooth going," Ryou commented. "what does Rishid do exactly?"
"He didn't really tell us, just said he kept track of records." Malik shrugged slipping on the sunglasses. "We thought he was a secretary at first."
The albino suddenly got a strange image of Rishid in a woman's business attire sorting documents and marking a clipboard. He shuddered, the shopping was getting to him....
"And then I did a little investigating of my own. He keep's track of people under witness protection, you know, where they give you a new identity and relocate you? That's what he does."
"That's pretty neat," Ryou said, the image going away with a *pop*. "he must be very important." (A/n: I'm making all this stuff up as I go, if I get stuff wrong, just work with me. @_@ I'm trying to make this extra long for you guys......)
Malik nodded. "Yeah. He keep's track of everyone's records. And I mean EVERYONE. He can even change the them, though that's against the rules."
"If it's against the rules, how are you going to convince him to change ours? Wouldn't that get him fired?"
"It's 50/50, his computer isn't monitored *all* the time." Malik made a sharp turn and parked in front of a large white building. "We're here!" he announced, taking the keys and climbing out of the car, Ryou following him.
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Mavelus: SORRY! Another interruption guys. ^-^;; It's been a bit boring through this whole chap, I'll try and make it funnier with this scene. It should be fun! If not... don't hurt me! (hides) ;_;
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A secretary is always a busy woman, filing her nails, taking phone calls, drinking coffee... very busy indeed! And that's what Mimi was currently going, filing her nails, taking phone calls and drinking coffee! But nothing prepared her for this....
"Hello, Mimi."
Mimi looked up from her nails for a second, and did a double take. She dropped her nail filer. "M-M-Malik!" she laughed nervously. "Oh, you gave me a bit of a shock there... What are you doing here?"
Malik smiled innocently, "Why, I came to see my dear brother. Where's Rishid?"
"He's very busy I'm afraid," she tried her best not to stutter, she looked behind him. "Who's your friend?"
"Oh, this is Ryou."
Ryou gave her a little wave. "Hello,"
"But that's not important, Mimi." Malik said. "I need to see Rishid."
"He has a meeting, I'm afraid I can't let you see him." Mimi had managed to regain her professional manner.
"But I have to, it's important!" Malik turned on the puppy eyes. "Please Mimi?"
Mimi twitched. ~Can't. Resist. Puppy. Eyes. DAMNIT!!!~ she thought. "Oh alright, one moment." She went through one of the doors behind her desk. Through the back office window you could see her whispering to a man, who suddenly looked panicked. He dashed from his desk and out through his office door!
Ryou blinked. "What was that about?"
Malik shrugged. "I dunno, every time when I come here they panic. I think it's kinda rude,"
The man came back into his office and nodded to Mimi. She nodded back and came back through the door and over to Malik. "You can go in now," she opened another door on the side of her desk.
"Thanks Mimi!"
"No problem." Mimi sighed.
"C'mon Ryou!" Malik grabbed Ryou's hand and pulled him through the door.
Inside was quiet, people in their cubicles were standing on their chairs looking over to see what was going on. Odd behavior? You'll see why...
At the end of the hall stood two people, one sweatdropping gangly looking man with glasses talking to a tall and dark skinned man in a business suit. (A/N: Anyone else can't picture Rishid in a tie and business attire??? @_@)
"So, sir, I-" the gangly man began, looking horrified down at the end of the hall. "Eep! I'm horribly sorry Rishid sir!" he dashed off.
"Wha-?" Rishid began.
"OOOOONNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIII-CCCCCCHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
*GLOMP!!!*
It was like a rush of a hurricane! Papers flying, woman's skirts flipping, guys nose bleeding at the sight, and Malik glomping Rishid as the result.
"WHO'S THE BEST BIG BROTHER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD?!?!?!"
Ryou sweatdropped. No wonder everyone panicked when Malik was here.....
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O.o now this chapter was WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY off.... sorry if I made a bunch of mistakes and disturbed you all. DON'T FLAME ME! (hides) ;_;
Anyway, next chap's gonna be WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY better! Okay? Good! ^- ^
Oi, this chap was long. 10 friggin' pages o' boring! @_@ (well, at least *I* thought it was boring)
Oh well, 10 reviews and I'll continue. ^-^
~Mavelus