Cover Girl
By: Mavelus

Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!

St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!

With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!

Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!

(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)

But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...

NOTES!:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 202 REVIEWS! BEAT THAT KOA! ^___________^

IN RESPONSE TO THREE LATE REVIEWS REVIEWS:

BakaNeko-Chan: Cripes, I got yours late! I'm SSSSSSOOOOOOO sorry. ;_; Dun hurt me!!!

(Mavelus: (reads review, gets redder and redder) Oh, THAT'S embarrassing.... Some one told me he had an elder brother, forgot who, but... (sniffle) I DUN WANNA REVISE THAT CHAPTER!! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! ;_______________________________________________________;

Every1else: -_-;;

Mavelus: ;_; GREAT! (is angry with herself) Now I have to Mary-STU the fic! UGH!!!

Bakura: Begin bang count down.

Yami: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... BEGIN!

Mavelus: (bangs her head on the desk) Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. (etc. etc.))

Becki3: ^-^ It's been awhile! Welcome back! Er.... O.o The albino thing: When I think white hair and unusually pale skin I think "albino".... Heehee..... sorry if it's annoying you, I don't mean it.... ^-^;;

Icy Flame: I did! ^-^ YAY!! Heehee.... ^-^

IN RESPONSE TO YOU RECENT REVIEWS:

Happimimi: Oh, good... ^-^;; I think. I'm not very good with descriptions..

(Happimimi: (kisses Malik) ^-^

Malik: ^-^

Marik: (pouts)

Malik: (glomps Marik)

Marik: ^_^)

Silent Angel Dark Knight: ^-^;; Thank you? Yeah, but it was really disturbing.... O.o

S.H.: ^-^;; Erm.. that's why I'm thinking about their Japanese voices. They played were played by females anyway. ^-^ Joey's voice.. is ... well.. for the funniness of it I'm keeping his accent. Heeheehee....

Blazing Flames: ^-^ I'm happy to beta for you! ^-^ You're twelve too?! O.o Oh, I hope I didn't offend you either! Yeah, my sis is a demon, meh. :P

LadyBloodShedRed: Heehee, Malik ish weird. ^-^

(Malik: I'm not weird! I'm SEXY! There's a difference!!

Every1else: O.o Rrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhhtttttttt...

Marik: (glomps Malik) Of course you're sexy. ^-^

Malik: ^-^

Mavelus: .... that made NO sense...)

BakaNeko-Chan: TRYING to update quicker, but if the reviews came in just a bit faster.... ^-^

Becki3: Heehee... I like milkshakes....

It'sHardToBelieve: O.o for some reason I can see him dirty dancing perfectly...

(Malik: (Does "Beyonce Booty Shake")

Marik: (nose bleeds) ^_______________________________________^

Mavelus: OH GAWD!!! O__________O (faints) @_@)

Ala: Oh no! You actually fell out of your chair and scraped your leg?! I'm sorry.... I didn't mean for you to hurt yourself... Forgive me? ;_;

(Mavelus: BAKURA! HUG ALA!

Bakura: Why?

Mavelus: JUST DO IT! (brandishes frying pan)

Bakura: (hugs Ala) O_O

Ala: ^_________________^ (full on glomp)

Bakura: O_O)

ElvenQueenSelenity: Oh, you're back! ^-^ They might run into Marik.... dunno... I'll think about it. ^-~

grape: DOWN VALLEY BITCHES!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Happy New Year to you too! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!! ^_________________^

Reine Keri: Nope, never. Dun ask why, he just doesn't... O.o

(Malik: (dirty dancing to "Holidae Inn")

Mavelus: O_O (faints) @_@

Every1else: O_O

Marik: (drools))

Akuma Malick: Yay! You're back! Dun worry, we'll see..... ^-^ Heehee!

CherryRedHead: YAYS! ^-^ You really think I'm doing a good job?? THANKYOU!!

Yami Yugi's Gal: You see, I skip between scenes and sequences. I'll get to Joey and Yugi soon! Right now, I have HUGE demands for Malik and Ryou scenes. I'm taking each scene with them and how they get into the school one at a time, than I plan on them (Joey, Yugi, Ryou and Malik) meeting up later. ^-^ THAT'S when I have chaps with them all together. When we see our dear Yamies??? ^-^ How about..... in a paragraph or two? Sorry for the confusion!

On With Chap 16!

(If I missed anyone I'll get around to you soon ^-^)

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"I think we lost him."

"Good and all, but Malik...EEP!"

"Hm?"

"Someone's touching my butt!"

"Huh? Oh, I was wondering what that was...."

Ryou etched as far as he could from his deranged friend, well, as far as a dark and cramped closet would allow.

"What?" Malik grinned, still peeking through the crevice of the door, where two buff looking guards just ran by. Others were tailing them; at this the blonde frowned.

"Not good," Malik murmured. "We won't be able to get out of here for awhile."

"Out of ideas already?" Ryou said sarcastically, "just great!"

"Well, I have one more trick up my sleeve." The Egyptian grinned cunningly, staring at the bag in Ryou's hands.

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"So why did we volunteer to TA an all girl's school?" Marik Ishtal (A/N: Erm... I would've thought up a more creative name, like with Ryou's, but I'm short on ideas ^-^;;) tossing a small statue at his friend, Bakura Rikku (A/N: Heard that somewhere....) "Heads up, Jesus is coming!"

Bakura caught the statue of Jesus quickly, "Damnit, Marik." He scowled. "Enough fooling around, and stuff the blasphemy jokes."

"These nuns getting to you?" Marik grinned.

Bakura scowled again, "No, the authoress'll kill us if we get flames because of religious jokes."

And damn right I will!! O.o Uh.... getting back on topic.... (A/N: No, seriously, I'm Catholic. So, uh... GOD FORGIVE ME! ;_;)

"Anyway, our parents made us, remember?" Bakura placed the statue on the front desk of the classroom they were currently fixing. "Quoting dear grandmother," he said sarcastically, " 'Bakura! That was the last straw! Vandalizing the public library; you bring shame to our family!' Blah, blah...." He mimicked perfectly.

Marik snorted. "Oh yeah, 'What'd I tell you about peeing in public?!'" he mimicked his mother.

"What *did* she tell you about peeing in public?" Yami Muto (A/N: Again, unoriginal.. @_@ sorry peeps) grinned bringing in a box of bibles (student edition).

"Shut up," Marik through a candle stick at him.

Yami caught it, dropping the box. "Hey, respect holy objects, remember?"

"A candle?! It's not even holy!"

Yami pointed to the painted picture of Mary on it.

"Oh."

"Not arguing, I hope." A perky woman dressed in a black vale and a robe-ish like attire stepped into the room. AKA: a nun.

"Of course not Sister Lynn," Bakura put on an innocent charming smile. Yami and Marik rolled their eyes.

"Oh, very good!" Sister Lynn smiled, showing off slightly yellowed teeth. Bakura's smile faltered slightly. "I love what you all did with Mrs. Komaka's room. It's just as creative as the other four rooms you decorated!"

The three teens sweatdropped, it looked like any other classroom (aside from the holy object here and there). Student's desk's set in rows of 5 (7 desks to a row), a large desk up front with a statue of Jesus set on the corner, a chalkboard in the back of the desk, shelves of books by the door, and a pencil sharpener on one of the shelves. Very creative all right....

"Uh.. thanks?" Yami said.

Another slightly yellowish smile, "Well, I just came to inform you all to be on the look out for two boy's who are causing a ruckus. Said it was a white haired boy and a tanned blonde boy."

They blinked at her.

"Thought Kemo was talking about you two at first," she nodded to Marik and Bakura. "But you boy's never make any sort of trouble! So well mannered! I don't know what you parents were saying when they said you two were little demons." She pinched their cheeks. "And so *handsome* too!"

Yami snickered watching his two friends getting their cheeks pinched by a nun. The sight was hilarious!

"Tankhoo 'Ister," they said, doing their best to NOT kill the Sister. Yami snickered s'more.

"Welcome dearies!" Sister Lynn (shudder) smiled, letting go of their cheeks. "Just finish up here and you can go. The other Sisters and I will finish up the last classroom. Oh, and tell Kemo or one of the guards if you see those two boys."

They nodded, Bakura and Marik rubbing their cheeks. She left.

" 'So *handsome*!' " Yami mimicked, snickering.

"Shut up!" They both threw candles at him.

"Hey! RESPECT holy objects!" Yami ducked, the two thrown candles tossed out an open window.

"Who do you think ran in here?" Marik changed the subject. "Must be pretty tough to get passed Kemo."

"Or pretty smart," Yami added sitting on one of the desks.

"Or Kemo's just really dumb." Bakura snorted crossing his arms, leaning on the wall.

Silence.

Shrugging.

"Really dumb." They said in agreement.

"Hey, wanna find out?" Marik said.

"Find out what? Who those kids are?" Yami raised an eyebrow. He shrugged, "Sounds better than hanging around here, I'm free all day."

"Seriously? I thought you had a date with that Gardener girl." Bakura said.

Yami shuddered, "I'm looking for an excuse NOT to go."

"Good man, avoiding friendship evil valley bitches." Marik poked his friend's shoulder, grinning.

"Shut up," Yami swatted the hand away.

Bakura stood up properly, "Are we going or what? Watching you two is getting boring."

Hence, the candle tossing.

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Ryou looked traumatized, well, that would be his expression if the lights were on in that forsaken closet! "Malik, that was the most disturbing thing we've ever done. Let's never do or speak of this ever again."

"What's wrong with two people changing in a dark cramped closet?" the Egyptian said innocently.

"You're just sick!" Ryou blanched.

"I like your butt..."

"EEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!" Ryou screeched, jumping out of the closet they were hiding in. Malik snickered, stepping out as well.

"Can't take a joke, can ya?" the blonde snickered.

Ryou was a deep crimson red.

"Your booty is squishy," Malik said suddenly.

"MALIK!!" blood red.

"What? It's true! Do you know how squishy and round your buns are?"

Ryou shuddered, going a deep blood brick red, "Stop talking about my bum! It's not *normal*!! Neither is GROPING it!"

"Yeah, yeah." Malik smiled, examining his friend. "Love the outfit, it looks good on you."

Ryou was thankful for the change of subject, a tint of pink still on his cheeks. He was dressed in the outfit they got at Sears, aside from all the tight and sex appeal clothes, he had managed to convince Malik to get something professional. Dressed in blouse with a blue coat going over it, buttoned up with a light yellow bow in the center of the chest, a long blue skirt that reached passed the knees, and a cute pair of dress shoes you usually see little girls go to church in.

Malik was dressed a bit differently, the outfit a bit more formfitting. Still professional, of course. A blouse, like Ryou, with a lavender button up jacket, a short just above the knees matching skirt, stalking, and lavender high heels.

"Thanks," Ryou murmured, "you look good too."

"Ready for that interview?"

"I guess..."

"Great!" Malik beamed. "Let's go!"

A pause.

"Er.... Malik?" Ryou asked. "Uh... Where exactly IS the office?"

(Insert anime fall here)

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O_O I dun like this chap. AT ALL.

Well, y'know my usual request. ^-^

(crickets chirp)

-_-;; 10 reviews and I'll continue!

^-^

~Mavelus