Cover Girl
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
Heehee...... Reviews come in fast. ^-^ I feel loved! ^-^ Let's see if I can get to the 300review mark!
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Starflower Sakura: I haven't seen you in a while, welcome back! ^-^ Dun worry, they'll meet soon!
TheUnlovedOutcast: Heehee... Ryou ass groping...
(Mavelus: (pinches Ryou's bum) ^-^
Ryou: EEP! (hides behind Bakura) ;_;)
Becki3: Heehee.... Malik funny, gropey Ryou's hiney... Heehee. ^-^ Yes, I'm a little "Heehee happy" today. ^-^ Actually, they remind me of my friends and I when we're cracking jokes and making sick and twisted comments about innocent things. ^-^
Destiny: Sorry, yours came in a bit late. ^-^;; Bum groping is too fun! Yes, that nun is scary. O.o reminds me of my old religion teacher. (shudders at memory)
Yami Yugi's Gal: Let's see... Okay, I cut off at the mall scene.... ^-^;; erm, I actually don't know what to tell you.... What happens to Yugi, Joey, and Serenity? Well... you'll find out soon, as soon as I get back to them. Right now, I'm working with Ryou and Malik. Does this answer your question? O.o Sorry if I confused you. ^-^;; Please be patient! I'll move on to them as soon as I can... er... maybe this chap? O.o I dunno....
CherryRedHead: Thank you very much! ^-^ Well, I'm updating as fast as I can. You want my e-mail??? Erm... O.o We'll see. ^-^
Ala: Heehee... Bishi abuse... nun abuse bishi.... O.o eep....
Silent Angel Dark Knight: Yay! ^-^ I'll check it out soon! Thank you, I'm really glad you like my stuff. Nuns are weird... O.o
Happimimi: ^-^
(Happimimi: (kisses Ryou and Malik) ^-^
Marik/Bakura: (growl)
Ryou: ~^-^~
Malik: ~^-^~)
Reine Keri: ^-^ Yays!
It'sHardToBelieve: Tankies! I'm glad you liked it!
Medyamisam: Erm.. O.o I have plans for Joey, sorry.. I dunno, perhaps I can squeeze somethin' like that in... or not... I dunno.... nice idea though. ^- ^
Blazing Flames: Demon... Heehee..... XD Me sis is EVIL!! @_@
kIm & kaTHy: Thank you! ^-^ We'll be seeing more of the yamies soon! ^-^ Oh, and updating! ^-^
LadyBloodShedRed: Cheek pinching's fun! ^-^
(Malik: (sticks tongue out at her) you're just jealous cuz I got all the looks in the family!
Marik: (glomps Malik) My sexy hikari! ^_^
Malik: ^-^
Mavelus: Again... NO sense...)
BakaNeko-Chan: REALLY? You don't mind? YAY! LAZINESS RULEZ!! ^________^
(Mavelus: YAY! I dun havta revise the chap! YAY!!!!! (does her super happy cheese dance) SO HAPPY!!!
Bakura: Moron.
Mavelus: GO GLOMP ALA!! (brandishes Frying Pan of Inevitable Doom)
Bakura: O_O (glomps Ala)
Ala: ^-^
Mavelus: ^-^)
On with Chappy 17!
~~~~~~~~~~
Malls are evil. Scary Scottish fat people are evil. Serenity is evil.
Joey's eye twitched and Yugi giggled.
This was the most humiliating thing EVER to happen to a guy! Especially a tough blonde with an Italian accent! It was worse than being left in a beauty parlor so your sister can get you shoes, getting a manicure and your hair done by crazy valley girls... worse than getting chased by a Scottish fat guy ("GET IN MA BELLEH!") all the way to Payless to find your sister... I bet you're all wondering what's so horrible?
Joey sat there in his boxers (pouting) on the tile floor of the bathroom, as Serenity smeared Nadz on his legs, Yugi watching (and giggling).
"Oh, don't be such a sour puss, Joey." Serenity giggled as well, picking up a small sand paper-ish sheet and slapped it on her elder brother's leg. "It's not all bad!"
"Bad, huh? This is so humiliating, sis." Joey pouted.
"Oh, c'mon, it's the fun part! Yugi, you can help me." Serenity smiled.
"Er, okay. What do I do?" Yugi asked.
"Take the sheet and pull it off REALLY fast," she said, keeping her smile.
The elder Wheeler looked nervous, "are you sure this is painless, sis?"
"Of course, don't you trust me?"
Joey opened his mouth to say something, but Serenity cut him off.
"Okay! Ready, Yugi?"
"Ready!" Yugi chimed.
"On three than," Serenity grinned. "1, 2, 3!"
RRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~"
~~~~~~~
(Somewhere in hillbilly country)
"What was that, Willy?" Typical hillbillies wearing dirty overalls and held old-fashioned rifles stood on the porch of their rundown old cottage, watching the sunset.
"I dunno, Cletus." Said Willy, "sounds like dem ol' coyotes again..."
"Oh."
Silence.
"Cuz y'know, it dun sound like no coyote.." said Cletus. "sound more like ol' Morty and his wife again." Chuckling.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Serenity clamped a hand over her brother's mouth, laughing. Yugi couldn't help but laugh too, THAT was funny!
"UGH!" Joey removed his sister's hand. "SERENITY!"
"Yes?" She said innocently. "See, perfectly painless."
Yugi continued to giggle.
"Just watch," Joey glared, "you're next."
The petit boy shook his head, "Nope, Serenity said my skin's too delicate for toxins."
"WHA-?!"
"Yup, sorry Joey." Serenity grinned, "but Yugi gets the unicorn razor. Well, we aren't even halfway done, pass the Nadz Yugi- thank you."
Apply.
Smear.
Slap.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~"
~~~~~~~~~~~~
(back in hillbilly country)
Two hillbillies were laughing their heads off at sick hillbilly inside jokes about neighbor Morty and his wife.
Somewhere in the distance female coyotes were wondering where that mating call was coming from.....
~~~~~~~~~~
After many painful applications of the green sludge they call "the revolutionary hair removing supplement of the century", Joey was now -AHEM clean-shaven and all three were enjoying a cup of hot tea in the living room.
"See, not painful at all!" Serenity chimed throwing away the used Nadz sheets in the trash.
"Painful?!" Joey said rubbing his sore legs, "NOT *painful*, that ain't the word, EXCRUTIATING is more like it!"
"Don't be such a grouch, you wanted my help, didn't cha?" Serenity sat herself down and sipped her tea. "this is the best way I could help you! And your make over isn't even half done."
"Wha-?! But we have the hair, the clothes, the shaving- what more is there?!"
"The most important aspects of a woman," Serenity said. Both teens gave her an odd look. The doorbell rang. "And I believe those aspects have arrived." She got up.
Once at the door, opened, Serenity was greeted with a huge hug.
"Serenity, DARLING! How have you been?! My, look how you've grown!"
Glomp!
"Hello, Mai." Serenity smiled and pulled back from the hug.
"When I got your call, I couldn't have been more excited!" Mai Valentine, tall woman, perfectly developed in... more ways than one (COUGH)... stepped in carrying several shopping bags. "I went shopping, found everything we need, where are my clients?!" She stepped into the living room. She blinked. "Joey?"
"MAI?!" Joey gasped.
"Oh, yeah." Serenity stepped out from behind her. "Forgot to tell you; Mai's going to be helping us."
"YOU HIRED MY EX TO GIVE ME A MAKE OVER?!"
~~~~~~
DUN DUN DUN! Cliffy... ^-^
Heehee, I dun mean it. My Grandma's over, this'll prevent me from updating for a bit. Sorry, it'll be about a week or two before I do. ^-^ Erm... Sorry again... gotz to go now, bye!
~Mavelus
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
Heehee...... Reviews come in fast. ^-^ I feel loved! ^-^ Let's see if I can get to the 300review mark!
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Starflower Sakura: I haven't seen you in a while, welcome back! ^-^ Dun worry, they'll meet soon!
TheUnlovedOutcast: Heehee... Ryou ass groping...
(Mavelus: (pinches Ryou's bum) ^-^
Ryou: EEP! (hides behind Bakura) ;_;)
Becki3: Heehee.... Malik funny, gropey Ryou's hiney... Heehee. ^-^ Yes, I'm a little "Heehee happy" today. ^-^ Actually, they remind me of my friends and I when we're cracking jokes and making sick and twisted comments about innocent things. ^-^
Destiny: Sorry, yours came in a bit late. ^-^;; Bum groping is too fun! Yes, that nun is scary. O.o reminds me of my old religion teacher. (shudders at memory)
Yami Yugi's Gal: Let's see... Okay, I cut off at the mall scene.... ^-^;; erm, I actually don't know what to tell you.... What happens to Yugi, Joey, and Serenity? Well... you'll find out soon, as soon as I get back to them. Right now, I'm working with Ryou and Malik. Does this answer your question? O.o Sorry if I confused you. ^-^;; Please be patient! I'll move on to them as soon as I can... er... maybe this chap? O.o I dunno....
CherryRedHead: Thank you very much! ^-^ Well, I'm updating as fast as I can. You want my e-mail??? Erm... O.o We'll see. ^-^
Ala: Heehee... Bishi abuse... nun abuse bishi.... O.o eep....
Silent Angel Dark Knight: Yay! ^-^ I'll check it out soon! Thank you, I'm really glad you like my stuff. Nuns are weird... O.o
Happimimi: ^-^
(Happimimi: (kisses Ryou and Malik) ^-^
Marik/Bakura: (growl)
Ryou: ~^-^~
Malik: ~^-^~)
Reine Keri: ^-^ Yays!
It'sHardToBelieve: Tankies! I'm glad you liked it!
Medyamisam: Erm.. O.o I have plans for Joey, sorry.. I dunno, perhaps I can squeeze somethin' like that in... or not... I dunno.... nice idea though. ^- ^
Blazing Flames: Demon... Heehee..... XD Me sis is EVIL!! @_@
kIm & kaTHy: Thank you! ^-^ We'll be seeing more of the yamies soon! ^-^ Oh, and updating! ^-^
LadyBloodShedRed: Cheek pinching's fun! ^-^
(Malik: (sticks tongue out at her) you're just jealous cuz I got all the looks in the family!
Marik: (glomps Malik) My sexy hikari! ^_^
Malik: ^-^
Mavelus: Again... NO sense...)
BakaNeko-Chan: REALLY? You don't mind? YAY! LAZINESS RULEZ!! ^________^
(Mavelus: YAY! I dun havta revise the chap! YAY!!!!! (does her super happy cheese dance) SO HAPPY!!!
Bakura: Moron.
Mavelus: GO GLOMP ALA!! (brandishes Frying Pan of Inevitable Doom)
Bakura: O_O (glomps Ala)
Ala: ^-^
Mavelus: ^-^)
On with Chappy 17!
~~~~~~~~~~
Malls are evil. Scary Scottish fat people are evil. Serenity is evil.
Joey's eye twitched and Yugi giggled.
This was the most humiliating thing EVER to happen to a guy! Especially a tough blonde with an Italian accent! It was worse than being left in a beauty parlor so your sister can get you shoes, getting a manicure and your hair done by crazy valley girls... worse than getting chased by a Scottish fat guy ("GET IN MA BELLEH!") all the way to Payless to find your sister... I bet you're all wondering what's so horrible?
Joey sat there in his boxers (pouting) on the tile floor of the bathroom, as Serenity smeared Nadz on his legs, Yugi watching (and giggling).
"Oh, don't be such a sour puss, Joey." Serenity giggled as well, picking up a small sand paper-ish sheet and slapped it on her elder brother's leg. "It's not all bad!"
"Bad, huh? This is so humiliating, sis." Joey pouted.
"Oh, c'mon, it's the fun part! Yugi, you can help me." Serenity smiled.
"Er, okay. What do I do?" Yugi asked.
"Take the sheet and pull it off REALLY fast," she said, keeping her smile.
The elder Wheeler looked nervous, "are you sure this is painless, sis?"
"Of course, don't you trust me?"
Joey opened his mouth to say something, but Serenity cut him off.
"Okay! Ready, Yugi?"
"Ready!" Yugi chimed.
"On three than," Serenity grinned. "1, 2, 3!"
RRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~"
~~~~~~~
(Somewhere in hillbilly country)
"What was that, Willy?" Typical hillbillies wearing dirty overalls and held old-fashioned rifles stood on the porch of their rundown old cottage, watching the sunset.
"I dunno, Cletus." Said Willy, "sounds like dem ol' coyotes again..."
"Oh."
Silence.
"Cuz y'know, it dun sound like no coyote.." said Cletus. "sound more like ol' Morty and his wife again." Chuckling.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Serenity clamped a hand over her brother's mouth, laughing. Yugi couldn't help but laugh too, THAT was funny!
"UGH!" Joey removed his sister's hand. "SERENITY!"
"Yes?" She said innocently. "See, perfectly painless."
Yugi continued to giggle.
"Just watch," Joey glared, "you're next."
The petit boy shook his head, "Nope, Serenity said my skin's too delicate for toxins."
"WHA-?!"
"Yup, sorry Joey." Serenity grinned, "but Yugi gets the unicorn razor. Well, we aren't even halfway done, pass the Nadz Yugi- thank you."
Apply.
Smear.
Slap.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~"
~~~~~~~~~~~~
(back in hillbilly country)
Two hillbillies were laughing their heads off at sick hillbilly inside jokes about neighbor Morty and his wife.
Somewhere in the distance female coyotes were wondering where that mating call was coming from.....
~~~~~~~~~~
After many painful applications of the green sludge they call "the revolutionary hair removing supplement of the century", Joey was now -AHEM clean-shaven and all three were enjoying a cup of hot tea in the living room.
"See, not painful at all!" Serenity chimed throwing away the used Nadz sheets in the trash.
"Painful?!" Joey said rubbing his sore legs, "NOT *painful*, that ain't the word, EXCRUTIATING is more like it!"
"Don't be such a grouch, you wanted my help, didn't cha?" Serenity sat herself down and sipped her tea. "this is the best way I could help you! And your make over isn't even half done."
"Wha-?! But we have the hair, the clothes, the shaving- what more is there?!"
"The most important aspects of a woman," Serenity said. Both teens gave her an odd look. The doorbell rang. "And I believe those aspects have arrived." She got up.
Once at the door, opened, Serenity was greeted with a huge hug.
"Serenity, DARLING! How have you been?! My, look how you've grown!"
Glomp!
"Hello, Mai." Serenity smiled and pulled back from the hug.
"When I got your call, I couldn't have been more excited!" Mai Valentine, tall woman, perfectly developed in... more ways than one (COUGH)... stepped in carrying several shopping bags. "I went shopping, found everything we need, where are my clients?!" She stepped into the living room. She blinked. "Joey?"
"MAI?!" Joey gasped.
"Oh, yeah." Serenity stepped out from behind her. "Forgot to tell you; Mai's going to be helping us."
"YOU HIRED MY EX TO GIVE ME A MAKE OVER?!"
~~~~~~
DUN DUN DUN! Cliffy... ^-^
Heehee, I dun mean it. My Grandma's over, this'll prevent me from updating for a bit. Sorry, it'll be about a week or two before I do. ^-^ Erm... Sorry again... gotz to go now, bye!
~Mavelus