Cover Girl
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
And after a LONG and EXCRUTIATING wait, I finally get to update. ^-^ YAY!!! Heehee.. 241reviewness, me likes alotness.. ^-^ Ugh.. (sneezes) The Flu sucks...
IN PESPRONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Saakura: YAY! You're the author who wrote "The Only Christmas Flaw", right? I'm glad you liked my story. ^-^ I inspire you?
(Mavelus: ^_____________^ WOW! (sneezes, has a coughing fit) Ugh.. pain.. my lungs feel like they're gonna burst... @_@ (snuggles into her blanket)
Ryou: Poor Mavelus. (puts an ice pack on her head) She got the Flu after her Grandma left.
Yugi: (sticks a thermometer in Mavelus's mouth) She's been suffering for 2 days in a row.
Mavelus: (sniffles) and still suffering... -_-)
lAdY SaSaMi7: ^-^
LadyBloodShedRed: It IS as painful as waxing. @_@ Frickin' hurts like hell..
(LadyBloodShedRed: (whispers to Malik) ^-^
Malik: (grins) .. (nods)
Both: (dance to the Milkshake song)
Mavelus: O_O (dives under her blankets) PLEASE, I'm in enough pain as it is! (coughs) Ugh.. stupid lungs..)
Becki3: Yeah, well.. ^-^;; I'm thinking about the Joey from Friends, he's Italian. The accents sound the same to me O.o You live in NY? City or State? Is there a state? -_- great, I just confused myself... Does anyone else live in the islands besides me? Or are you all in different countries or on the mainland? Excuse me, I'm rambling... moving on now! ^-^
Medyamisam: O_O dog's milk???
(Mavelus: Excuse me. (runs into bathroom)
Bakura: (blanches) Oh, that's gross.
Yami: (shakes head))
Anime-FanGirlFreak: Yeah, it hurts. VERY painful..
Happimimi: I have special plans for Joey. Heehee... Yes, hillbillies are funny. ^-^
Ranma Higurashi: Updating! ^-^
Akuma Malick: Queen of typos: It's not sending you any author alerts? Ugh, thas evil...
(Mavelus: (comes back from bathroom) Argh, so is the Flu, pure EVIL I say! Is this God's way of punishing me because of the blasphemy jokes a couple chaps ago???
Bakura: (snorts) I wouldn't be surprised.
Mavelus: I may be sick but that doesn't mean I have no strength enough to hit you. (brandishes Frying Pan of Inevitable Doom)
Bakura: O_O)
Yami Yugi's Gal: Naw, it's just to show affection. ^-^ They'll meet soon, we're not too far off yet. Hey, you an author? I think I saw your name somewhere.
kIm & kaTHy: Yeah, I know there isn't much. I'm going to try and make more time. ^-^
Starflower Sakura: O.o Trust me, it DOES hurt...
Ala: BWAHAHAHA!!
(Mavelus: ^___________________^
Joey: -_-
Ala: (pets Bakura)
Bakura: ^_^ (purrs))
grape: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Reine Keri: Yeah, sorry 'bout that, but I'm updating now! ^-^
(Reine Keri: X_x
Bakura: (snickers)
Ala: (petting Bakura) ^-^
Bakura: ^_^ (purrs))
Silent Angel Dark Knight: You're in school? Thas okay. Whoops, I mean, you WERE in school. ^-^ Silly me! Updating!
TheUnlovedOutcast: Yeah, me likes being evil to Joey. Serenity is evil, so is Mai, this is going to be a fun chapter. (smiles freakishly)
FireNeko: O.o (gives her cheese) Have fun! ^-^
(FireNeko: (sitting on Joey's head and eating cheese) ^-^
Joey: -_-;;)
CherryRedHead: Naw, s'okay. Sorry, y'know, if I'm updating a bit late. Grandma left than I have the Flu, still suffering.
(Mavelus: @_@ being sick sux...)
Hyper Shaylee: -_- I miss winter break. Oh well, I have a four day weekend anyway! Today's Saturday, so I gotz two more days to lye in bed. ^-^
Destiny: Dun worry, they'll look great. (smiles) ^-^
(Maya: (pointing an laughing insanely at Yami, Bakura, and Marik)
Bakura: All for killing her say "ai"
Marik/Yami: Ai!
Bakura: all oppose?
Strange little guy that always says: Nay.
B/M/Y: (advance on Maya with many sharp, pointy, shiny weapons) Oh, Maya...
Maya: HAHAHAHA..ha.ha...ha? O_O (runs)
Destiny: -_-;; (gives diet pills and pain killers to Joey))
On with Chappy 18!
~~~
Serenity rolled her eyes, "You over react too much, big brother. Oh, and yes, I did hire your ex to give you a make over."
"You're CRAZY, sis." Joey growled.
"Naw, just lovable." She smiled. "You got everything, Mai?"
Mai blinked, still trying to get over the fact that her old boyfriend was cross-dressing. "Huh? Oh, oh yes. Right here!" She grinned piling the shopping bags on the couch. She opened a black bag with the label "Hot Topic" on it and pulled out a box of-
"Nut huggers?" Joey sweatdropped. Yugi blinked curiously at the box.
"What's a nut hugger?" he asked innocently.
"A special something," Serenity said, patting Yugi on the head. "It's a little *too* special for your semi-untainted mind."
Another cute, innocent blink.
"I have a bit more," Mai said. "I got the make up, adorable accessories, and the most important thing of all." She picked up a regular, everyday grocery bag. "My best friend, Lachika, gave it to me when I told him I'd help make over two guys in cross-dressing." A smile. " take a look." She handed Serenity the bag.
Serenity looked inside, she giggled. "This is going to be SO much fun!"
"What is it?" Joey asked.
"Another special something." Mai said, "it's a little *too* special for your already tainted mind. ANYWAY," she pressed. "we better get started! Serenity, gather the make up, I'll take Yugi, you take Joey. Let's turn these *ladies* into something sexy!"
"Right!" Serenity chimed. They both gave each other a high five, grabbed their "clients" and shopping bags, they headed for the bathroom.
~*~
INTERRUPTION:
Sorry guys, my breathing's getting to me. Ideas running low; fever running high. I'm telling you, this is NOT fun...
Back on topic!
~*~
"Nail polish, powders, lipstick- Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, so fun!" Serenity squealed sorting through the bags.
"You guys are going to be so kawaii when we're through!" Mai grinned sitting Yugi on the edge of the bathtub. "Oh, I love your hair! Did you get it professionally done?"
He nodded, "Yeah, Serenity took us to the mall."
"Interesting.. hey, what do you think Serenity? Deep blue or light violet for his eyes?" Mai turned to Serenity, holding up the containers of eye shadow.
"Violet's a fun color." Serenity said pointing to one of the containers. "It'll match his perfectly!"
"Sounds good," the woman nodded. "and I think Joseph will look good in a nice bright green."
Joey, about to protest, again muffled by his sister covering his mouth.
"Green's pretty, he'll love it." Serenity smiled. "Won't you, big brother?" she looked at him darkly.
Joey gulped, but nodded. Who knew his sweet, lovable, innocent little sister could be so.. evil?!
Mai grinned, "Great! Let's powder them up and we'll get to my favorite part."
After one giant anime dust cloud of a make over (which took about 15 seconds), Mai and Serenity stepped back to admire their work.
"Perfect!" they announced holding up mirrors for them to see themselves.
They had make up, not over done, just a little. Yugi had eyeliner, violet eye shadow, and light powdering done to his cheeks to made him look like he were blushing a little. The lips were left untouched. Needless to say, it matched him perfectly.
Joey didn't look half bad either considering the green. But it matched, shockingly, bringing out his honey brown eyes. Serenity applied mascara to make his eyelashes longer, eyeliner to make it stand out, light peach powdering, and the lips (like Yugi's) untouched.
"Hey, not bad." Joey examined himself. He grinned, "not bad at all, eh, Yug?"
"I look so.. different." Yugi said. "I don't think my Grandpa would recognize me."
"Duh, that's the whole point." Mai flipped her hair. "now, for the best part!" she reached into the grocery bag and pulled out what looked like a bra but-
"Ta da!" Mai chimed. Joey quickly slapped a hand over Yugi's eyes.
"Good LORD." Joey choked. "There are BOOBS on that bra!!"
~~~~~
Mavelus: O_O (hides under her blanket) So WEIRD. AGAIN.
Bakura: And I thought that pathetic excuse for a pharaoh over reacted.
Yami: (glares)
Mavelus: O_O I think I'll have to pump the rating after this, ugh..
~~~~~
"And so life like too," Serenity giggled.
"Joey!" Yugi pouted, trying to move his friend's hand away.
"Sorry, Yug, R rated for your eyes." Joey said.
"Drop your hand, Joseph." Mai said, "he'll need to look at it anyway."
Joey reluctantly did what he was told and dropped his hand. And he was right, there were a pair of- um- melons on that bra.
"This is going to be so FUN!" the girls squealed.
~*~
Meanwhile, just entering the Wheeler apartment, Mrs. Wheeler just came home from a long day at work. She just wanted to relax! Kick off her high heels and take on LONG nap on the couch.
But odd noises in the bathroom kept her from that wonderful plan. She approached cautiously, unsure is it was one of her own children or a robber. But what robber would look for valuables in a bathroom?!
"Only in Domino City" some might say.
Mrs. Wheeler pressed her ear against the door, listening carefully.
"Uh- guys-" came the voice of her only son, Joey.
"Stop fidgeting, Joey." Serenity's voice sounded irritated.
"But guys- OW! It poked my eye!" Joey hissed.
"You complain too much, Joseph." Came another voice, it sounded much like Joey's ex girlfriend, Mai. "at least Yugi cooperates, right?"
"Sure." Yugi, Mrs. Wheeler had guessed.
"Good boy! Now hold still-"
SNAP! (A/N: Crackle, pop! ^-^;; Sorry, couldn't help myself..)
Mrs. Wheeler jumped back. What in the world was that?!
"Joey!" Serenity sounded angry.
That's it, a mother couldn't take this anymore! Mrs. Wheeler knocked roughly on the door. "Joey! Serenity!" she called. Silence. "Are you alright in there?"
Scuffling and hurried undoing of the lock, Serenity peeked her head out the door to see her frantic mother. "Hello, Mom." She said sweetly. "How are you? How was work?"
"Never mind that," Mrs. Wheeler said, shaking her head. "What is going on in there?!"
"Oh, nothing Mom." Serenity smiled innocently. Mai peeked her head through the door as well.
"Hello, Mrs. Wheeler!" Mai chimed. "We're just playing a bit of dress up with Joey and Yugi. I hope we didn't disturb you,"
"Dress up?" Mrs. Wheeler raised an eyebrow. "Aren't you two a bit old?"
"Dress up's fun at any age!" The girls smiled.
She looked a bit taken aback, but shook her head. Just odd; her son, daughter, and their friends. Mrs. Wheeler sighed, "alright, just keep it down. I'm going to go take a nap." She left.
"Have a nice nap mom!" Serenity shut the door, sighing in relief. "Mom almost caught us..."
"Yeah, well, don't worry." Mai said, "we're almost done anyway. I've managed to slip one on Yugi, just have to add the some of the paste."
Serenity sweatdropped, "Can I put the paste on? Joey just won't stop moving!"
"Hey, it's uncomfortable!" Joey pouted. Yugi giggled.
Mai laughed, "alright Serenity. Hold still Joey-"
And the male nightmare commences as the authoress wonders: Does this chap make any sense at all???
~~~~~~
And this ends chapter eighteen. I was supposed to put it up yesterday (Saturday), but my Flu just won't leave me alone! -_-;; Sorry for the long and EXCRUTIATING wait. I'll try and update faster, hopefully my illness will go away by Monday (I'm off on that day too! ^-^) Please be patient, I should be resting instead of writing, but oh well.
Thank you for reading! Please review, flames I'll use to roast Tea on a stake. XD
~Mavelus
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
And after a LONG and EXCRUTIATING wait, I finally get to update. ^-^ YAY!!! Heehee.. 241reviewness, me likes alotness.. ^-^ Ugh.. (sneezes) The Flu sucks...
IN PESPRONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Saakura: YAY! You're the author who wrote "The Only Christmas Flaw", right? I'm glad you liked my story. ^-^ I inspire you?
(Mavelus: ^_____________^ WOW! (sneezes, has a coughing fit) Ugh.. pain.. my lungs feel like they're gonna burst... @_@ (snuggles into her blanket)
Ryou: Poor Mavelus. (puts an ice pack on her head) She got the Flu after her Grandma left.
Yugi: (sticks a thermometer in Mavelus's mouth) She's been suffering for 2 days in a row.
Mavelus: (sniffles) and still suffering... -_-)
lAdY SaSaMi7: ^-^
LadyBloodShedRed: It IS as painful as waxing. @_@ Frickin' hurts like hell..
(LadyBloodShedRed: (whispers to Malik) ^-^
Malik: (grins) .. (nods)
Both: (dance to the Milkshake song)
Mavelus: O_O (dives under her blankets) PLEASE, I'm in enough pain as it is! (coughs) Ugh.. stupid lungs..)
Becki3: Yeah, well.. ^-^;; I'm thinking about the Joey from Friends, he's Italian. The accents sound the same to me O.o You live in NY? City or State? Is there a state? -_- great, I just confused myself... Does anyone else live in the islands besides me? Or are you all in different countries or on the mainland? Excuse me, I'm rambling... moving on now! ^-^
Medyamisam: O_O dog's milk???
(Mavelus: Excuse me. (runs into bathroom)
Bakura: (blanches) Oh, that's gross.
Yami: (shakes head))
Anime-FanGirlFreak: Yeah, it hurts. VERY painful..
Happimimi: I have special plans for Joey. Heehee... Yes, hillbillies are funny. ^-^
Ranma Higurashi: Updating! ^-^
Akuma Malick: Queen of typos: It's not sending you any author alerts? Ugh, thas evil...
(Mavelus: (comes back from bathroom) Argh, so is the Flu, pure EVIL I say! Is this God's way of punishing me because of the blasphemy jokes a couple chaps ago???
Bakura: (snorts) I wouldn't be surprised.
Mavelus: I may be sick but that doesn't mean I have no strength enough to hit you. (brandishes Frying Pan of Inevitable Doom)
Bakura: O_O)
Yami Yugi's Gal: Naw, it's just to show affection. ^-^ They'll meet soon, we're not too far off yet. Hey, you an author? I think I saw your name somewhere.
kIm & kaTHy: Yeah, I know there isn't much. I'm going to try and make more time. ^-^
Starflower Sakura: O.o Trust me, it DOES hurt...
Ala: BWAHAHAHA!!
(Mavelus: ^___________________^
Joey: -_-
Ala: (pets Bakura)
Bakura: ^_^ (purrs))
grape: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Reine Keri: Yeah, sorry 'bout that, but I'm updating now! ^-^
(Reine Keri: X_x
Bakura: (snickers)
Ala: (petting Bakura) ^-^
Bakura: ^_^ (purrs))
Silent Angel Dark Knight: You're in school? Thas okay. Whoops, I mean, you WERE in school. ^-^ Silly me! Updating!
TheUnlovedOutcast: Yeah, me likes being evil to Joey. Serenity is evil, so is Mai, this is going to be a fun chapter. (smiles freakishly)
FireNeko: O.o (gives her cheese) Have fun! ^-^
(FireNeko: (sitting on Joey's head and eating cheese) ^-^
Joey: -_-;;)
CherryRedHead: Naw, s'okay. Sorry, y'know, if I'm updating a bit late. Grandma left than I have the Flu, still suffering.
(Mavelus: @_@ being sick sux...)
Hyper Shaylee: -_- I miss winter break. Oh well, I have a four day weekend anyway! Today's Saturday, so I gotz two more days to lye in bed. ^-^
Destiny: Dun worry, they'll look great. (smiles) ^-^
(Maya: (pointing an laughing insanely at Yami, Bakura, and Marik)
Bakura: All for killing her say "ai"
Marik/Yami: Ai!
Bakura: all oppose?
Strange little guy that always says: Nay.
B/M/Y: (advance on Maya with many sharp, pointy, shiny weapons) Oh, Maya...
Maya: HAHAHAHA..ha.ha...ha? O_O (runs)
Destiny: -_-;; (gives diet pills and pain killers to Joey))
On with Chappy 18!
~~~
Serenity rolled her eyes, "You over react too much, big brother. Oh, and yes, I did hire your ex to give you a make over."
"You're CRAZY, sis." Joey growled.
"Naw, just lovable." She smiled. "You got everything, Mai?"
Mai blinked, still trying to get over the fact that her old boyfriend was cross-dressing. "Huh? Oh, oh yes. Right here!" She grinned piling the shopping bags on the couch. She opened a black bag with the label "Hot Topic" on it and pulled out a box of-
"Nut huggers?" Joey sweatdropped. Yugi blinked curiously at the box.
"What's a nut hugger?" he asked innocently.
"A special something," Serenity said, patting Yugi on the head. "It's a little *too* special for your semi-untainted mind."
Another cute, innocent blink.
"I have a bit more," Mai said. "I got the make up, adorable accessories, and the most important thing of all." She picked up a regular, everyday grocery bag. "My best friend, Lachika, gave it to me when I told him I'd help make over two guys in cross-dressing." A smile. " take a look." She handed Serenity the bag.
Serenity looked inside, she giggled. "This is going to be SO much fun!"
"What is it?" Joey asked.
"Another special something." Mai said, "it's a little *too* special for your already tainted mind. ANYWAY," she pressed. "we better get started! Serenity, gather the make up, I'll take Yugi, you take Joey. Let's turn these *ladies* into something sexy!"
"Right!" Serenity chimed. They both gave each other a high five, grabbed their "clients" and shopping bags, they headed for the bathroom.
~*~
INTERRUPTION:
Sorry guys, my breathing's getting to me. Ideas running low; fever running high. I'm telling you, this is NOT fun...
Back on topic!
~*~
"Nail polish, powders, lipstick- Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, so fun!" Serenity squealed sorting through the bags.
"You guys are going to be so kawaii when we're through!" Mai grinned sitting Yugi on the edge of the bathtub. "Oh, I love your hair! Did you get it professionally done?"
He nodded, "Yeah, Serenity took us to the mall."
"Interesting.. hey, what do you think Serenity? Deep blue or light violet for his eyes?" Mai turned to Serenity, holding up the containers of eye shadow.
"Violet's a fun color." Serenity said pointing to one of the containers. "It'll match his perfectly!"
"Sounds good," the woman nodded. "and I think Joseph will look good in a nice bright green."
Joey, about to protest, again muffled by his sister covering his mouth.
"Green's pretty, he'll love it." Serenity smiled. "Won't you, big brother?" she looked at him darkly.
Joey gulped, but nodded. Who knew his sweet, lovable, innocent little sister could be so.. evil?!
Mai grinned, "Great! Let's powder them up and we'll get to my favorite part."
After one giant anime dust cloud of a make over (which took about 15 seconds), Mai and Serenity stepped back to admire their work.
"Perfect!" they announced holding up mirrors for them to see themselves.
They had make up, not over done, just a little. Yugi had eyeliner, violet eye shadow, and light powdering done to his cheeks to made him look like he were blushing a little. The lips were left untouched. Needless to say, it matched him perfectly.
Joey didn't look half bad either considering the green. But it matched, shockingly, bringing out his honey brown eyes. Serenity applied mascara to make his eyelashes longer, eyeliner to make it stand out, light peach powdering, and the lips (like Yugi's) untouched.
"Hey, not bad." Joey examined himself. He grinned, "not bad at all, eh, Yug?"
"I look so.. different." Yugi said. "I don't think my Grandpa would recognize me."
"Duh, that's the whole point." Mai flipped her hair. "now, for the best part!" she reached into the grocery bag and pulled out what looked like a bra but-
"Ta da!" Mai chimed. Joey quickly slapped a hand over Yugi's eyes.
"Good LORD." Joey choked. "There are BOOBS on that bra!!"
~~~~~
Mavelus: O_O (hides under her blanket) So WEIRD. AGAIN.
Bakura: And I thought that pathetic excuse for a pharaoh over reacted.
Yami: (glares)
Mavelus: O_O I think I'll have to pump the rating after this, ugh..
~~~~~
"And so life like too," Serenity giggled.
"Joey!" Yugi pouted, trying to move his friend's hand away.
"Sorry, Yug, R rated for your eyes." Joey said.
"Drop your hand, Joseph." Mai said, "he'll need to look at it anyway."
Joey reluctantly did what he was told and dropped his hand. And he was right, there were a pair of- um- melons on that bra.
"This is going to be so FUN!" the girls squealed.
~*~
Meanwhile, just entering the Wheeler apartment, Mrs. Wheeler just came home from a long day at work. She just wanted to relax! Kick off her high heels and take on LONG nap on the couch.
But odd noises in the bathroom kept her from that wonderful plan. She approached cautiously, unsure is it was one of her own children or a robber. But what robber would look for valuables in a bathroom?!
"Only in Domino City" some might say.
Mrs. Wheeler pressed her ear against the door, listening carefully.
"Uh- guys-" came the voice of her only son, Joey.
"Stop fidgeting, Joey." Serenity's voice sounded irritated.
"But guys- OW! It poked my eye!" Joey hissed.
"You complain too much, Joseph." Came another voice, it sounded much like Joey's ex girlfriend, Mai. "at least Yugi cooperates, right?"
"Sure." Yugi, Mrs. Wheeler had guessed.
"Good boy! Now hold still-"
SNAP! (A/N: Crackle, pop! ^-^;; Sorry, couldn't help myself..)
Mrs. Wheeler jumped back. What in the world was that?!
"Joey!" Serenity sounded angry.
That's it, a mother couldn't take this anymore! Mrs. Wheeler knocked roughly on the door. "Joey! Serenity!" she called. Silence. "Are you alright in there?"
Scuffling and hurried undoing of the lock, Serenity peeked her head out the door to see her frantic mother. "Hello, Mom." She said sweetly. "How are you? How was work?"
"Never mind that," Mrs. Wheeler said, shaking her head. "What is going on in there?!"
"Oh, nothing Mom." Serenity smiled innocently. Mai peeked her head through the door as well.
"Hello, Mrs. Wheeler!" Mai chimed. "We're just playing a bit of dress up with Joey and Yugi. I hope we didn't disturb you,"
"Dress up?" Mrs. Wheeler raised an eyebrow. "Aren't you two a bit old?"
"Dress up's fun at any age!" The girls smiled.
She looked a bit taken aback, but shook her head. Just odd; her son, daughter, and their friends. Mrs. Wheeler sighed, "alright, just keep it down. I'm going to go take a nap." She left.
"Have a nice nap mom!" Serenity shut the door, sighing in relief. "Mom almost caught us..."
"Yeah, well, don't worry." Mai said, "we're almost done anyway. I've managed to slip one on Yugi, just have to add the some of the paste."
Serenity sweatdropped, "Can I put the paste on? Joey just won't stop moving!"
"Hey, it's uncomfortable!" Joey pouted. Yugi giggled.
Mai laughed, "alright Serenity. Hold still Joey-"
And the male nightmare commences as the authoress wonders: Does this chap make any sense at all???
~~~~~~
And this ends chapter eighteen. I was supposed to put it up yesterday (Saturday), but my Flu just won't leave me alone! -_-;; Sorry for the long and EXCRUTIATING wait. I'll try and update faster, hopefully my illness will go away by Monday (I'm off on that day too! ^-^) Please be patient, I should be resting instead of writing, but oh well.
Thank you for reading! Please review, flames I'll use to roast Tea on a stake. XD
~Mavelus