Cover Girl
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
YES! Me Flu ish gone! ^-^ Still have a bit of the sniffles and cough though, but I'm okies now. ^-^ Damn, not as many reviews as I'd hoped. -_- ;;
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Blazing Flames: ^-^
(Mavelus: Heeheee.... O.o My muses went missing...)
CherryRedHead: YAY!
(Mavelus: So THAT'S where you two went.
Yami: She frickin' kidnapped us you moron!
Mavelus: ^-^ She wouldn't do that! She just borrowed you, is all.
Yami: -_-;;)
happimimi: Naw, s'okay. I hope you have a great vacation! ^-^ Please come back safely, and when you do, R/R! ^-^ Happy Chinese New Year!
Hyper Shaylee: T.T Yeah, I remember that. FF.net fixed that problem though! ^-^ You threw up?! O.o Woah, hope you're okay. Updating! ^-^
Destiny: Heeheehee.... ^-^;;
(Mavelus: Hey, where's Bakura anyway?
Yami: I don't care. (reads a magazine)
Mavelus: -_-;;)
Ranma Higurashi: Updating! ^-^
Ala: More Malik and Ryou this chappy! ^-^ I'm mixing chaps today. ^-^
(Bakura: (runs in with half his clothes torn) O_O
Mavelus: (raises eyebrow) What happened to you?
Bakura: (twitches) (points to Ala who is clung to his leg)
Ala: ^-^
Mavelus: O.o Uh huh....)
LadyBloodShedRed: No, it wasn't you. It was Malik, scared the crap outta me... O.o It's okay, I'm better now. ^-^ About the bra...
(Yami: (sniffs) the bra wasn't really a bra.
Bakura: (snort) I was more like a strap with life-like boobs on them.
Mavelus: (hits them with Frying Pan of Inevitable Doom) T.T
*POING!*
Y/B: X_x
Marik: HEY! My hikari doesn't dance badly!!
Malik: (pouts) Yeah!
Mavelus: O.o you'd scare the shit outta anyone if they caught you Harlem Shaking....)
Akuma Malick: Oh, okay. ^-^ FF.net said they fixed that problem; you should be getting author alerts by now! ^-^
kIm & kaTHy: Yeah, it was a bit scary. O.o We should see them get into the school this chappy, and maybe even run into a few.. friends. ^-^
Anime-Blade: ^-^ Updating!
Elven-Lady-Sel: I'm okay, aside from sniffles and a cough here and there. ^- ^ Updating! ^-^
Yami Yugi's Gal: HA! I knew it! ^-^ Yeah, I'll make something bad happen to Tea. That evil wench... ANYWAY, they'll probably meet soon. I might make them meet this chappy, we're not too far off yet. ^-^
On with Chappy 19!
~~~~~~
"KAWAII!!!"
A squeal of great proportions erupted from the girls voice boxes as both Mai and Serenity jumped up and down, very happy with their work.
Cue the dating game show music.
"From frog to magical princess!" Serenity chirped pushing Yugi forward to look in a full sized body mirror (they were now all currently located in Serenity's room). "Yugi Motou is now Yumi Hirazaki! Yumi enjoys walks on the beach, fine arts, music, hanging out with friends, and the occasional video game here and there! Majoring in almost everything- she's looking for a man who's down to earth, sweet, caring, and willingly showers her with affection!"
"Next in line is Jonachi Aratetsu!" Piped Mai, pushing Joey forward. "Jonachi majors in the culinary arts, her dream is to become a chef and run her own restaurant! She enjoys fine foods, hanging with friends, and loves a man who enjoys to eat!"
Some how obtaining microphones and a clapping audience; both girls continued to rant.
"Seen today wearing a long white skirt, white blouse, and adorable white ribbons adorning her hair- Yumi readies herself for a St. Helen's interview!" Serenity extended her arms in front of Yugi in a presenting manner.
"Also readying for an interview, Jonachi wears a short blue skirt with dark stalking, blue high heels, white blouse, and a jacket to bring it all together!" Mai mimicked Serenity.
"All in all, two beautiful ladies ready to take on the world!" they chimed together, the music ending and the audience cheering.
Both boy's stood sweatdropping, and wondering where the HELL all that came from.
"Er- I think you're over doin' it sis." Joey tugged uncomfortably at the bra strap.
"Joey!" Serenity scolded. "Don't mess with that! It took us HOURS to fix that right."
"Sorry sis, it just feels so weird.... every time I walk it jiggles." Another sweatdrop, "how do you girls deal with this?"
"By not messing with it, Joseph." Mai shook her head, but smiled. "Oh, you two look adorable though! You remind me of that one girl- what was her name?" she trailed off.
"Who?" Yugi asked.
"The one from 'Love Hina'." Mai said.
"The one with short blonde hair and the large breasts?" Serenity asked.
"Yes, that one! What was her name..?" Mai shook her head. "Never mind, we have to get going already, getting into a private school means getting to that interview."
"Right!" Serenity grinned. "Next stop, St. Helen's!"
~*~
They had been walking for almost all most fifteen minutes, but that was too frickin' long for Malik. Especially for one who's wearing high heels.
"Malik, maybe we should just ask for directions." Ryou said messing with the ripples on his skirt.
"From who?" Malik sweatdropped, slightly irritated. "it's either they're all praying or running around looking for us. Well, *male* us anyway."
Ryou shook his head, sighing.
"This damn place should have a map," the Egyptian muttered bitterly, looking around. "Or a big sign that says "Office is HERE" with a large red arrow."
"No objections to that."
"Damn straight."
Malik stopped dead in his tracks, looking at Ryou oddly. "Did you just say what I thought you said?"
"Said what?" Ryou blinked innocently.
Snickering.
Malik raised his eyebrow as his friend began to blush. "What?"
"Uh-I-uh-" Ryou was stuttering and was redder than a nice ripe tomato. "erm- *Mali*-" (A/N: pronounced "Mah-lee" not "May-lee" or "Mile-lee" it's "MAH- LEE", say it with me readers: "MAH-LEE" ..Mali. Good. ^-^)
"Lost?" said a nice, smooth, easy voice.
"Huh-?" turning around, Malik was now the nice red color that matched his friend's, only a little less in brightness (because of his dark skin tone).
It was decided, Satan had banned two demons from hell for being killer sexy. Or sent them to steal two unsuspecting boy's souls (along with their hearts). Oh well, either way (or no way at all), it was hard for Malik and Ryou not to go into day-dreamy-mode.
There, standing in all their sexy glory, were Marik and Bakura. At the same time, in the same place, in the same frickin' hallway!
"Looking for the office?" Marik asked, his usual sexy smirk on his face.
"Y-yes." Malik tried not to stutter. His lavender eyes glazed, the pinkness in his cheeks dimming- oh how corny this romance scene is!
"W-we're lost." Ryou murmured just loud enough to hear. "c-could you-?"
"Show you where it is?" Bakura finished the sentence for him. "sure."
They could have died right there.
The authoress is about to die of the corny-ness, but she didn't.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sorry peeps, havta cut this short. -_-;; My sis needs the computer, I'll update again soon. Sorry, but give 10 reviews and I'll make the next one EXTRA and I mean EXTREMELY long! I PROMISE! I SWEAR IT!!! O_O
^-^ R/R, no flames, or I'll scream about monkeys. I don't know why, I just will. ^-^
~Mavelus
By: Mavelus
Summary: NO, it has nothing to do with the makeup logo. NO, I'm not an advertiser for Cover Girl. NO, this is not a Mary Sue (HISS evil!). YES this is a yaoi! ^-^ Ever read those stories where all the hikaries go female? Well, this is a twisted version of em'!
St. Helen's School of Dignified and Poised Girls: Domino City's only private and expensive all girl school. Thriving with snobby rich girls, scholar girls, and celebrities, it would be any sane girls nightmare and any horny guys dream! So why does Malik, Yugi, Ryou, and Joey all wanna go there? Is it all the cute girls? Pf, yeah right!!
With the exception of Joey, the hikaries have their eyes on the sexy TA's (teachers assistants). That's right peeps: PE assistant Marik, History assistant Yami, and Math assistant Bakura! But with all the competition around, how will they ever get their paws on them?!
Simple: Hang up the jock straps and on with the panties, it's girl time!
(Easier said than done, ne? ^-~)
But why is Joey there? To help em' catch da guys! Hopefully, he doesn't screw up...
NOTES!:
YES! Me Flu ish gone! ^-^ Still have a bit of the sniffles and cough though, but I'm okies now. ^-^ Damn, not as many reviews as I'd hoped. -_- ;;
IN RESPONSE TO YOUR REVIEWS:
Blazing Flames: ^-^
(Mavelus: Heeheee.... O.o My muses went missing...)
CherryRedHead: YAY!
(Mavelus: So THAT'S where you two went.
Yami: She frickin' kidnapped us you moron!
Mavelus: ^-^ She wouldn't do that! She just borrowed you, is all.
Yami: -_-;;)
happimimi: Naw, s'okay. I hope you have a great vacation! ^-^ Please come back safely, and when you do, R/R! ^-^ Happy Chinese New Year!
Hyper Shaylee: T.T Yeah, I remember that. FF.net fixed that problem though! ^-^ You threw up?! O.o Woah, hope you're okay. Updating! ^-^
Destiny: Heeheehee.... ^-^;;
(Mavelus: Hey, where's Bakura anyway?
Yami: I don't care. (reads a magazine)
Mavelus: -_-;;)
Ranma Higurashi: Updating! ^-^
Ala: More Malik and Ryou this chappy! ^-^ I'm mixing chaps today. ^-^
(Bakura: (runs in with half his clothes torn) O_O
Mavelus: (raises eyebrow) What happened to you?
Bakura: (twitches) (points to Ala who is clung to his leg)
Ala: ^-^
Mavelus: O.o Uh huh....)
LadyBloodShedRed: No, it wasn't you. It was Malik, scared the crap outta me... O.o It's okay, I'm better now. ^-^ About the bra...
(Yami: (sniffs) the bra wasn't really a bra.
Bakura: (snort) I was more like a strap with life-like boobs on them.
Mavelus: (hits them with Frying Pan of Inevitable Doom) T.T
*POING!*
Y/B: X_x
Marik: HEY! My hikari doesn't dance badly!!
Malik: (pouts) Yeah!
Mavelus: O.o you'd scare the shit outta anyone if they caught you Harlem Shaking....)
Akuma Malick: Oh, okay. ^-^ FF.net said they fixed that problem; you should be getting author alerts by now! ^-^
kIm & kaTHy: Yeah, it was a bit scary. O.o We should see them get into the school this chappy, and maybe even run into a few.. friends. ^-^
Anime-Blade: ^-^ Updating!
Elven-Lady-Sel: I'm okay, aside from sniffles and a cough here and there. ^- ^ Updating! ^-^
Yami Yugi's Gal: HA! I knew it! ^-^ Yeah, I'll make something bad happen to Tea. That evil wench... ANYWAY, they'll probably meet soon. I might make them meet this chappy, we're not too far off yet. ^-^
On with Chappy 19!
~~~~~~
"KAWAII!!!"
A squeal of great proportions erupted from the girls voice boxes as both Mai and Serenity jumped up and down, very happy with their work.
Cue the dating game show music.
"From frog to magical princess!" Serenity chirped pushing Yugi forward to look in a full sized body mirror (they were now all currently located in Serenity's room). "Yugi Motou is now Yumi Hirazaki! Yumi enjoys walks on the beach, fine arts, music, hanging out with friends, and the occasional video game here and there! Majoring in almost everything- she's looking for a man who's down to earth, sweet, caring, and willingly showers her with affection!"
"Next in line is Jonachi Aratetsu!" Piped Mai, pushing Joey forward. "Jonachi majors in the culinary arts, her dream is to become a chef and run her own restaurant! She enjoys fine foods, hanging with friends, and loves a man who enjoys to eat!"
Some how obtaining microphones and a clapping audience; both girls continued to rant.
"Seen today wearing a long white skirt, white blouse, and adorable white ribbons adorning her hair- Yumi readies herself for a St. Helen's interview!" Serenity extended her arms in front of Yugi in a presenting manner.
"Also readying for an interview, Jonachi wears a short blue skirt with dark stalking, blue high heels, white blouse, and a jacket to bring it all together!" Mai mimicked Serenity.
"All in all, two beautiful ladies ready to take on the world!" they chimed together, the music ending and the audience cheering.
Both boy's stood sweatdropping, and wondering where the HELL all that came from.
"Er- I think you're over doin' it sis." Joey tugged uncomfortably at the bra strap.
"Joey!" Serenity scolded. "Don't mess with that! It took us HOURS to fix that right."
"Sorry sis, it just feels so weird.... every time I walk it jiggles." Another sweatdrop, "how do you girls deal with this?"
"By not messing with it, Joseph." Mai shook her head, but smiled. "Oh, you two look adorable though! You remind me of that one girl- what was her name?" she trailed off.
"Who?" Yugi asked.
"The one from 'Love Hina'." Mai said.
"The one with short blonde hair and the large breasts?" Serenity asked.
"Yes, that one! What was her name..?" Mai shook her head. "Never mind, we have to get going already, getting into a private school means getting to that interview."
"Right!" Serenity grinned. "Next stop, St. Helen's!"
~*~
They had been walking for almost all most fifteen minutes, but that was too frickin' long for Malik. Especially for one who's wearing high heels.
"Malik, maybe we should just ask for directions." Ryou said messing with the ripples on his skirt.
"From who?" Malik sweatdropped, slightly irritated. "it's either they're all praying or running around looking for us. Well, *male* us anyway."
Ryou shook his head, sighing.
"This damn place should have a map," the Egyptian muttered bitterly, looking around. "Or a big sign that says "Office is HERE" with a large red arrow."
"No objections to that."
"Damn straight."
Malik stopped dead in his tracks, looking at Ryou oddly. "Did you just say what I thought you said?"
"Said what?" Ryou blinked innocently.
Snickering.
Malik raised his eyebrow as his friend began to blush. "What?"
"Uh-I-uh-" Ryou was stuttering and was redder than a nice ripe tomato. "erm- *Mali*-" (A/N: pronounced "Mah-lee" not "May-lee" or "Mile-lee" it's "MAH- LEE", say it with me readers: "MAH-LEE" ..Mali. Good. ^-^)
"Lost?" said a nice, smooth, easy voice.
"Huh-?" turning around, Malik was now the nice red color that matched his friend's, only a little less in brightness (because of his dark skin tone).
It was decided, Satan had banned two demons from hell for being killer sexy. Or sent them to steal two unsuspecting boy's souls (along with their hearts). Oh well, either way (or no way at all), it was hard for Malik and Ryou not to go into day-dreamy-mode.
There, standing in all their sexy glory, were Marik and Bakura. At the same time, in the same place, in the same frickin' hallway!
"Looking for the office?" Marik asked, his usual sexy smirk on his face.
"Y-yes." Malik tried not to stutter. His lavender eyes glazed, the pinkness in his cheeks dimming- oh how corny this romance scene is!
"W-we're lost." Ryou murmured just loud enough to hear. "c-could you-?"
"Show you where it is?" Bakura finished the sentence for him. "sure."
They could have died right there.
The authoress is about to die of the corny-ness, but she didn't.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sorry peeps, havta cut this short. -_-;; My sis needs the computer, I'll update again soon. Sorry, but give 10 reviews and I'll make the next one EXTRA and I mean EXTREMELY long! I PROMISE! I SWEAR IT!!! O_O
^-^ R/R, no flames, or I'll scream about monkeys. I don't know why, I just will. ^-^
~Mavelus