Darken: Ok, so. This will be a mini fan fic in my spare time. So, InuYasha T or D!

D.o.D: Wolf hanyous are so stupid...

Darken: Well, atleast i'm not a lazy cat/dog demon who dreams about InuYasha!

InuYasha: She dreams about me?!

Asiliem: *nods* Its in her diary!

D.o.D: you read my diary?!

Kouga: Mountain Cats are too sneaky sometimes!

Darken: *peeks out from closet* I agree!

Kagome: *laughs*

Sango: HENTAI!! *hits Miroku with her boomerang*

Shippo: *clings to Kagome* D.o.D can be really scary!

Sesshy: Well, atleast Asiliem isn't bugging me anymore.

Darken: uh-huh, Fluffy stalker is busy!

D.o.D: *chasing Asiliem calling death threats*

Darken: *sweat drop* Hey, death threats is my trademark! Anyway, sit in a circle, i ordered pizzas.

Everyone: *sits in a circle*

*door bell rings*

Darken: PIZZA! *runs to the door*

Koga: here is five extra large pies with-

Asiliem: pies? I thought they were pizzas!

Koga: Ahem, with one side of ramen.

InuYasha: Hey, wimpy wolf!

Koga: Hey dog-boy!

D.o.D: when did Koga become a pizza guy?

Darken: yesterday. Koga, you wanna join?

Koga: Sure, i'm on my lunch break anyway.*walks in*

Darken: *closes the door*

Kikyo and Naraku appear

Kikyo: Did you forget about a certain some one?

Darken: Hm...no, not really.

Kikyo: *ignores the wolf hanyou* InuYasha, dear, move over.

InuYasha: *moves over a bunch*

Naraku: Oh, i wanna go!

Darken: *picking under finger nails* ok, sure, whatever.

Naraku: ok, i pick koga!

Kouga: ok, truth!

Naraku: Is it true...um, that Darken has a crush on you?

Darken: URK!

Koga: yeah!

Darken: InuYasha, may i borrow your sword?

InuYasha: sure! *gives Darken tetsusaiga*

Darken: *chases Naraku and Kouga and knocks a hole in the wall*'

Perverted Man: * peeks in* Hello, playing truth and dare? Dont mind if i do! *struts in*

Everyone: URK!

PM: Ok, let me go!

Darken: *gives inuyasha back his sword* Ok.

PM: I choose, the one with the black ears!

Darken: *thinking: Damn my ears* Ok, dare!

PM: Um...I dare you to go across the street to the apartment with the creepy old man and ask him if you can live with him!

Everyone: Ooohhh....Good one Perveted man!

Darken: I shall do it! *marches across the street*

Everyone: *follows*

Darken: *knocks on the door of the COM*

COM: *opens door* Hello?

Darken: Hi, i was wondering if you would let me live with you!

COM: Oh sure, i've been needing a 'pet!'

Everyone: AHH!! CREEPY MAN WANTING 'PETS'! AHH!!! *runs back across the street, leaving Darken*

Darken: *pissed off*

COM: *slips collar over her head with leash* Mush!

Darken: * walks across the street and opens the door*

Koga: Um, nice collar?

Darken: *walks in followed by COM with leash still on.* D.o.D, truth or dare?

D.o.D: Dare!

Darken: *grins* I dare you to lip lock with jaken!

Everyone: Ew! Ikcy bumpy green thing!

Jaken suddenly appears.

Jaken: Where is one of my three loves?

Asiliem and Darken: *backs away*

D.o.D: There! *points to Asiliem*

Jaken: *sprays breath freasher thingy into his mouth* No, you! *jumps on D.o.D*

D.o.D: I'll get you for this Darken! *puckers up*

Darken: *pulls curtain closed* I'm sorry, but for certain reasons, this scene cannot be shown, sorry for the inconvienence!*opens curtain*

D.o.D: *washing her mouth out with liquid soap*

Jaken: * in love heaven*

D.o.D: *done* InuYasha!

InuYasha: Dare!

D.o.D: I dare you to go into the closet with_____ and make out!

~~~end~~~

Ending shows credits and Darken mad sitting there with the leash and collar and everyone laughing.

Darken: Who did Devils_Only_Daughter dare to kiss? And will D.o.D get back at Darken? Will Darken get that leash off? Will she have to sit and rollover? Find out next time on, 'Apartment number 21b'

Also, i need some dares and truths as well, i might put some people in. ^.^