Key/Legend:

(___) means something extra and

(*__*) means a/n. (*AN: Hey, look! I made a face!*)

Chapter two: Revenge is bitter sweet.

Darken: Welcome back to another episode of Apartment 21b!!! Unfortunetly, for D.o.D, Inu-Dog is reading-

InuYasha: *looks up* Hey!! Why did you call me Dog-Dog?!

Darken: Because it sounds cool. Anyways, hes reading D.o.D's diary while shes out to the dentist to get her mouth cleaned 'cause of the lip-locking Jaken!

Jaken: *wakes up* Who said my name?

Everyone: No one....

Darken: Anyway, Asiliem is busy stalking Sesshy, again, Kagome is playing with Shippo, Miroku is groping Sango, whos hitting him, ouch, and um, PM is in a corner, looking at hustler or playboy? Not sure, Kouga is well, doing something, i cant find him,Naraku and Kikyo are in the closet, And OCM is tugging on my leash, wait, i have an idea! *glares at OCM* stop tugging on my leash!!!

OCM: Fine, roll over first.

Everyone but OCM: *stops what they're doing* WHAT?!

Darken: Wha-why?

OCM: You're a pet, you're supposed to do tricks!

Darken: hm....good point. ok, *rolls over* Ok,done!

Ocm: *unhooks the leash from the collar(Which has a name tag and everything)*

Darken: *runs out of the room*

Kouga: *walks in carrying a few cases of soda* What was that about?

Shippo: No idea.

Sango: HENTAI!!!

Miroku: *ducks the attack*

Sango: Miroku, truth or dare?

Miroku: Uh, dare?

Sango: I dare you to jump off the building if you grope anyone in this room.(*A/N Thanks Zuerus*)

Miroku: *scoffs* Ok.

Darken: *comes back happily, humming Change the World.*

Everyone: *stops what they're doing and stares*

Darken: *puts a book on a scanner and scans everypage*

Kouga: Dark, whatcha doing?

Darken: *grins* You'll see. *prints out pages* I have to go put these around town. *leaves the room*

Everyone: Er...*follows*

Darken: *stables a page from PM's diary nearly everywhere*

PM: *snatches one of the wall* Where'd you get these?!

Darken: *stable* Your mother *stable* let me *stable* into your room *stable, stable,* because you 'accidently' *stable* left your stuff. *stable* Your mom is kind.

Kouga: I'm not letting her know where I live, Ginta and Hakaku would let her in a minute!

D.o.D: *exits from the dentist across the street* Hey, guys, wassup? *sees the signs and falls on the ground, tears streaming from her face as she laughs like the lunatic she is.*

Darken: *stables the last one* Revenge is a bitch, isn't it, PM? *tugs at the collar and goes back to the apartment*

Kikyo: Well, t or d Naraku?

Naraku: um, D, when get back.

Asiliem: OOh, Kikyo, tell me! *Listens to the dare then gigles like a mad scientists*

They all reach the apartment and they find the pizza is gone, instead, there is Ginta and Hakaku.

Ginta: Hey guys! We saw the big hole in the wall and we came to investigate and we found pizza!

Hakaku: Yup!

Kouga and Darken: You ate our pizzas?!

Asiliem: Run, Ginta and Hakaku, run.

Ginta: Um...Well, we brought you a present... *holds up Final Fantasy X-2*

Darken: *squels and runs to her PS2*You guys are the best!

Everyone except Ginta, Hakaku and Darken: Uh....

Hakaku: We bought the game for Darken cause we knew we will screw up and we could give this to her for forgiveness.

Darken: *looks back* And its doing well.

Kikyo: Anyway, Naraku, you picked D right?

Naraku: *uneasy* yeah....

Kikyo: I dare you to dress up in a pink frilly dress and sing 'I feel Pretty!'(*AN: thanx Sayre)

Darken: *pauses game and scrambles over*

D.o.D: *grabs Mirokus staff and hits Jaken on the head who has been trying to kiss her*

Naraku: I shall do it!

Darken: *holds up a pink frilly dress*

Naraku: *grabs it and goes to change in another room**comes out*

Ginta: *gives hakaku some earplugs*

Naraku: I feel pretty oh so pretty!*really off key*

Everyone: OK STOP!!!!

Darken: I think we're done with that dare,

Naraku: *runs to anther room to change*(*AN:Varan-wolf-hanyou, see? he got embarased! Killing two demons with one sword,*)

Kitty: HELLO!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *anime falls*

Darken: Kitty? whatcha doing here?

Kitty: I came to see you-*gasp* SHIPPO-CHAN! *runs over and huggles Shippo to death*

Shippo: A little help here?

D.o.D+Darken: someones in love with an eight year old....

Kitty: *flames in her eyes*

OCM: here, Darken, come here girl! *whistles*

Darken: *rolls eyes and walks over* Damn you....

~~~End...~~~

Ending credits roll and this time they show jaken getting hit on the head with mirokus staff.

Kitty: With me here, its bound to be a blast! But, the really hot boy next door crashes and dares some pretty nasty stuff! Darken:*hits her on the head*Yeah, right! Kitty: no, honestly, its true. Everyone: OMG! Kitty: stay tuned for the next episode, 'Papercut' of Apartment 21b!!!