Disclaimer: damn, i've been forgetting these, i own only the characters Darken and Leon so far, so don't sick any of your federal government agents on me....or those really creepy lawyers*shudders*
Darken: WOOHOO! third chapter! Also, do me a fave and review my other one cause i wanna finish it but if people arent reading it, it aint happening man...
Inu: Uhhh.....
Miroku: *about to grope Sango then remembers his dare* crap man....
Kouga: *drinking his 24th can of soda* Can we continue this game?
Some one knocks at the door, then it swings open to reveal(*AN: I like to describe sometimes, sav vy?*) a look-a-like guy from sailor moon, you know the one in the tuxedo, mask, and cape. yeah, an impersnator. Tuxedo something.
????: Hello, I would like to join your game...Muahahahahahahaha!
Darken and Kitty: cut it out Leon.
Leon: (anime falls, leg twitches) oh, come on! Why cant i do my impersination without you giving me away???
Sango: (whispers to D.o.D) Who is that freak?
Asiliem: Leon, next door neighbor to Darken, plays the saxaphone, naturally black hair, no contacts, blood type a-b positive, 20/20 vision, doesn't get along with Kitty.
Everyone: (crickets chirp)
Leon and Darken: CRICKETS!!! (chases them around)
Ginta: how do you know all that?
Asiliem: (holds up script) Its all in the front.
Everyone 'cept Darken and Leon: (pulls out their scripts)
Darken: rudolph! (Picks up the cricket and shoves him in her mouth)(*AN: this is a joke between me and Kitty, in our private truth or dare one, i would chases crickets, shove them in my mouth, Rudolph is the cricket leader, trying to lead his fellow crickets toward freedom and escape from Darken, goddess of cricket sacrifice,Kitty came up with the name, not me.*)
Everyone: Eww.....
Crickets: poor, poor rudolph....ok whos next?
D.o.D: err....Darken, didn't someone review, asking to know who i dared inu to make out with?
Darken: (nods) i totally forgot about that, i got so wrapped up in the last one, so, who was it?
D.o.D: Ahem(drum roll please...) it was...(holds up a hat with paper in it and pulls one out) Asiliem!(*AN: I actually did this, it was eventually between kitty and asiliem, my mum picked asiliem. Kikyo would've been the one to kiss him, but we couldn't have that now, could we?*)
Darken: (spits Rudolph out) Cool!
Asiliem: but-but-but, i love Sesshomaru! I stalk him and everything! I'm the vice president of the fluffy stalkers of america!!
Inu: Err....thats creepy.
D.o.D: really? I'm secretary of my club, Inu stalkers of vegas.
Darken: Um....president of the Kouga stalkers and lovers of The World.
Kitty: Treasurer for Shippo lovers of america.
Sango: Jesus christ!
Leon: Well, into the closet you two! (evil grin)
Asiliem: (has to be dragged and thrown into the closet)
Sesshy: (picks Inu up and throws him in there)
Darken: (closes door quickly and peeks through hole)
Everyone cept Darken, Asiliem, and Inu: (crowds around her)
Kagome: (covers Shippos eyes)
Now, Asiliem would kill me if i went into description, so, if i described what happened(They were in there for 20 minutes...0.0) there would be no more Apartment 21b and that would suck.
Kitty: (opens the door)
Asiliem and Inu: (walks out blushing furiously)
Inu: Sesshomaru, truth or dare?
Sesshomaru: Dare!
Inu: I dare you to call um...Pm and ask him out!
Darken: Inu-dog, um.. Sesshy isn't gay, although, Dare Kouga, it might work.
Kouga: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Darken: Uh-oh....(Jumps out the hole in the wall)
Kouga: (Chases her)
Darken: (jerks back) Damn my leash! (tries to chew it off)
Kitty: Ooooohh.....button...(presses button on the leash that pulls back)
Darken: urk!
Kouga: (stops and watches Darken whiz bye) what? can she fly now?!
Jaken: (poke) Um...Kitty, I have something to tell you...(hearts in his eyes) I LOVE YOU!! (tries to kiss her)
Kitty: Eww! Help, Icky Bumpy Green Thing!
D.o.D: (knocks Jaken out) Don't worry, he does it to me Asiliem, and Darken. Hes just a freak.
Darken: Gawd, how far did that thing go? (finally reaches apartment and takes out everyone)
Kitty: button...(presses another button)
Darken: (collar gets tighter) I ought to report you to the ASPCA!!! Animal Abuse!
Kouga: (walks in) Wheres the bathroom? I need to go.
Inu: I aint telling you.
Darken: (trying to breath)
D.o.D & Asiliem: (pushing buttons on the electric leash-thingy)
COM: (comes back with a stripper looking chick) Kikyo and i were busy sorry.(*AN: Gawd, I'm Evil....Muahahahahahahah-*gack* gawd, i think I have a hairball....*)
Naraku: (stops what hes doing) NOOO!!! KIKYO!!!
Kikyo: (Really slutty) Sorry, Onigumo, dear, but, Harold here has more strength than you.
Darken: (Grabs a kitchen knife and cuts the leash) Hey, Wheres Leon???
Kikyo: Bad pet! Bad! cutting your leash!
Sango: I thought only COM could boss Darken around...
Kagome: Yeah, and could Kikyo get any sluttier?
COM: Kikyo and I are getting married!
Kikyo: Uh-huh, and Darken will be under my comand! Can you say, Cinderella?
Darken: Cinderella, BUT I'm snow white! Only Modern!(*AN: I use that a lot on my signatures,*)
Kikyo: Well, you'll be Cinderella, only modern.
Leon: (Walks in with a two leashes) Hey! Darken! I gotcha some thing!
Darken: (groans and sighs) What Leon?
Leon: Got you a mate! (pulls a grey wolf from behind him)
Darken: (Veins are popping out of her head) one word: Run!!!(stands up)
Grey Wolf(GW for short): (jumps on her and licks her face raw)
Leon: ha-ha!
Kitty: WOLFY!!
GW: (takles her now)
Darken: (growls and chases Leon, calling death threats,)
D.o.D: Guess we have to close...
Asiliem: 'Course.
D.o.D & Asiliem: Thank you for reading Apartment 21 B!!!
~~~End~~~
Ending credits: Darken is chasing Leon around hitting him on the head with a base ball bat. You can hear her yells and his screams just a little over the music, which sounds like a mix of change the world and my will.
Asiliem: Ok, so Leon didn't do anything really nasty, and I wonder why Darken made Kitty call him hot, although they loath each other.Anyway, next is Sin is Fun! Note: Darken makes these up as she goes along. Shes not very tallented with the writing before thing. Next, on Episode Apartment 21B: Sin is Fun!
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I'm Snow White, Only Modern!
Darken: WOOHOO! third chapter! Also, do me a fave and review my other one cause i wanna finish it but if people arent reading it, it aint happening man...
Inu: Uhhh.....
Miroku: *about to grope Sango then remembers his dare* crap man....
Kouga: *drinking his 24th can of soda* Can we continue this game?
Some one knocks at the door, then it swings open to reveal(*AN: I like to describe sometimes, sav vy?*) a look-a-like guy from sailor moon, you know the one in the tuxedo, mask, and cape. yeah, an impersnator. Tuxedo something.
????: Hello, I would like to join your game...Muahahahahahahaha!
Darken and Kitty: cut it out Leon.
Leon: (anime falls, leg twitches) oh, come on! Why cant i do my impersination without you giving me away???
Sango: (whispers to D.o.D) Who is that freak?
Asiliem: Leon, next door neighbor to Darken, plays the saxaphone, naturally black hair, no contacts, blood type a-b positive, 20/20 vision, doesn't get along with Kitty.
Everyone: (crickets chirp)
Leon and Darken: CRICKETS!!! (chases them around)
Ginta: how do you know all that?
Asiliem: (holds up script) Its all in the front.
Everyone 'cept Darken and Leon: (pulls out their scripts)
Darken: rudolph! (Picks up the cricket and shoves him in her mouth)(*AN: this is a joke between me and Kitty, in our private truth or dare one, i would chases crickets, shove them in my mouth, Rudolph is the cricket leader, trying to lead his fellow crickets toward freedom and escape from Darken, goddess of cricket sacrifice,Kitty came up with the name, not me.*)
Everyone: Eww.....
Crickets: poor, poor rudolph....ok whos next?
D.o.D: err....Darken, didn't someone review, asking to know who i dared inu to make out with?
Darken: (nods) i totally forgot about that, i got so wrapped up in the last one, so, who was it?
D.o.D: Ahem(drum roll please...) it was...(holds up a hat with paper in it and pulls one out) Asiliem!(*AN: I actually did this, it was eventually between kitty and asiliem, my mum picked asiliem. Kikyo would've been the one to kiss him, but we couldn't have that now, could we?*)
Darken: (spits Rudolph out) Cool!
Asiliem: but-but-but, i love Sesshomaru! I stalk him and everything! I'm the vice president of the fluffy stalkers of america!!
Inu: Err....thats creepy.
D.o.D: really? I'm secretary of my club, Inu stalkers of vegas.
Darken: Um....president of the Kouga stalkers and lovers of The World.
Kitty: Treasurer for Shippo lovers of america.
Sango: Jesus christ!
Leon: Well, into the closet you two! (evil grin)
Asiliem: (has to be dragged and thrown into the closet)
Sesshy: (picks Inu up and throws him in there)
Darken: (closes door quickly and peeks through hole)
Everyone cept Darken, Asiliem, and Inu: (crowds around her)
Kagome: (covers Shippos eyes)
Now, Asiliem would kill me if i went into description, so, if i described what happened(They were in there for 20 minutes...0.0) there would be no more Apartment 21b and that would suck.
Kitty: (opens the door)
Asiliem and Inu: (walks out blushing furiously)
Inu: Sesshomaru, truth or dare?
Sesshomaru: Dare!
Inu: I dare you to call um...Pm and ask him out!
Darken: Inu-dog, um.. Sesshy isn't gay, although, Dare Kouga, it might work.
Kouga: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Darken: Uh-oh....(Jumps out the hole in the wall)
Kouga: (Chases her)
Darken: (jerks back) Damn my leash! (tries to chew it off)
Kitty: Ooooohh.....button...(presses button on the leash that pulls back)
Darken: urk!
Kouga: (stops and watches Darken whiz bye) what? can she fly now?!
Jaken: (poke) Um...Kitty, I have something to tell you...(hearts in his eyes) I LOVE YOU!! (tries to kiss her)
Kitty: Eww! Help, Icky Bumpy Green Thing!
D.o.D: (knocks Jaken out) Don't worry, he does it to me Asiliem, and Darken. Hes just a freak.
Darken: Gawd, how far did that thing go? (finally reaches apartment and takes out everyone)
Kitty: button...(presses another button)
Darken: (collar gets tighter) I ought to report you to the ASPCA!!! Animal Abuse!
Kouga: (walks in) Wheres the bathroom? I need to go.
Inu: I aint telling you.
Darken: (trying to breath)
D.o.D & Asiliem: (pushing buttons on the electric leash-thingy)
COM: (comes back with a stripper looking chick) Kikyo and i were busy sorry.(*AN: Gawd, I'm Evil....Muahahahahahahah-*gack* gawd, i think I have a hairball....*)
Naraku: (stops what hes doing) NOOO!!! KIKYO!!!
Kikyo: (Really slutty) Sorry, Onigumo, dear, but, Harold here has more strength than you.
Darken: (Grabs a kitchen knife and cuts the leash) Hey, Wheres Leon???
Kikyo: Bad pet! Bad! cutting your leash!
Sango: I thought only COM could boss Darken around...
Kagome: Yeah, and could Kikyo get any sluttier?
COM: Kikyo and I are getting married!
Kikyo: Uh-huh, and Darken will be under my comand! Can you say, Cinderella?
Darken: Cinderella, BUT I'm snow white! Only Modern!(*AN: I use that a lot on my signatures,*)
Kikyo: Well, you'll be Cinderella, only modern.
Leon: (Walks in with a two leashes) Hey! Darken! I gotcha some thing!
Darken: (groans and sighs) What Leon?
Leon: Got you a mate! (pulls a grey wolf from behind him)
Darken: (Veins are popping out of her head) one word: Run!!!(stands up)
Grey Wolf(GW for short): (jumps on her and licks her face raw)
Leon: ha-ha!
Kitty: WOLFY!!
GW: (takles her now)
Darken: (growls and chases Leon, calling death threats,)
D.o.D: Guess we have to close...
Asiliem: 'Course.
D.o.D & Asiliem: Thank you for reading Apartment 21 B!!!
~~~End~~~
Ending credits: Darken is chasing Leon around hitting him on the head with a base ball bat. You can hear her yells and his screams just a little over the music, which sounds like a mix of change the world and my will.
Asiliem: Ok, so Leon didn't do anything really nasty, and I wonder why Darken made Kitty call him hot, although they loath each other.Anyway, next is Sin is Fun! Note: Darken makes these up as she goes along. Shes not very tallented with the writing before thing. Next, on Episode Apartment 21B: Sin is Fun!
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I'm Snow White, Only Modern!