Chapter 2: Rude Awakening
"Huh?"
Petro moves closer to the mist. The shadow seems to get larger. It was a shape of a ball with four different bumps on the edge. Then the ball jumped on Petro!
"AHHHHH!!!!"
Petro jumped back from the mist and closed his eyes. Moments later, he opened his eyes and saw a pink ball right in front of him.
"POYO!"
The pink figure soon created the cutest smile you've ever seen.
"Hiya, human!"
"Uh, hiya?"
"Da names Kirby, wat's urs?"
"......"
Petro thought about it for a while and thought that this creature can't be trusted. He's talking to him for heaven's sake!
"...uh . . . um."
"'Uhum'? That's a weird name for a human! Uhum! Hiya, Uhum!"
"What!? What are you talking about!?"
Kirby got confused and gave that skeptical look, "Yourrrrrrrrrrrr name isn't 'Uhum' isn't it?"
"No! I do have a name! It's Petro!" He's not liking this one bit!
"Oh! Why didn't you say so!? Hiya, Petri!"
"It's Petro! Pe-to-rrrrro!" He over exaggerated when he rolled his 'r'"
"Fascinating! You Mexican?"
Ryu and a hot chick exited the inn with surprise. Ryu was still in his apron, but he's fully equipped.
"Where did that explosion come from?" said the girl.
"I dunno, Rena." He takes out his sword and sees the smoke, "Over there!" Ryu and Rena ran toward the explosion, only to see Petro, a huge yellow star and a pink ball. Rena's eyes started to shine as she saw the pink figure and ran toward it, "Awwww, you're so KYUUUUUUTE!" She picked up the pink figure and hugged it.
"Poyo?"
"And you have some type of language too! Are you a Pokemon?"
"POYO! POYO!"
"Huh?"
"He said, 'no, girl, I don't fit in that category." Petro said in an angry voice.
Rena soon dropped the figure and turned around, "What did you say!?"
"Hey! That's what he said!"
"I outta teach you a lesson, little boy!"
"Wait, wait a minute!" Ryu said as he butts in, he then puts his sword away slowly, "You can understand that pink . . . ball?"
"POYO, POYO!"
"What?"
"He said that his name is Kirby."
Ryu and Rena stood in silence as the never-been-before angry Petro gazed at the ball known as a "Kirby."
Kirby approached Petro, "Hey! How come they don't understand me?"
"I dunno."
"Why don't you tell them what I'm saying and give me some response, 'aight?"
"What are you kidding me!?"
"Petro!"
"What, Ryu!?"
"What are you talking about!?"
"Hey, it's not my problem, if it talks, it talks."
Rena approached Kirby, "I love the way you talk, little guy, 'poyo poyo'!"
Kirby gave another cute smile and opened his mouth so wide, that it was too cute and unbearable for Rena. So she squealed and hugged him really tight. She then made a cute sound as she hugged him. Petro thought this should be in a child's show. "Stop it, Rena!"
"Huh?"
Kirby jumped out of Rena's arms and approached Petro, "So what am I saying?"
"You're saying, 'Poyo.'"
"'Poyo'!? Who would wanna make a stupid sound like that?"
"....You."
Kirby hesitated for a while, "That's odd, none of the people in my world say that when I talk, are you some kind of special person?"
"Huh?"
"Okay, Petro!" Ryu is starting to get impatient.
"What now, Ryu?"
"We have no clue of what you're saying to . . . 'Kirby'."
"I can hear him just fine, he can speak English, for your information."
"English?" Rena tilted her head to the right a little, "it's more like a 'Poyo' language to me."
"...Not to me."
"Stop, stop for a sec." Ryu had everybody's attention. "Why don't we go back to the tavern and settle this inside, we might be watched, you know."
"You're right, especially the Gormatrons are currently on hunt." Petro said.
"Gormatron? Whats a Gormatron?"
Ryu and Rena blinked and looked at the pink figure as Petro kneeled beside him.
"A Gormatron is a green-like ogre that destroy anything it sees, you hear?"
Kirby then jumped in fright and hopped on Rena's back, hiding his face. Petro scoffed.
"Kirby! What are you scared about!?"
"Kirby's scared? Oh, you poor little thing!" Rena grabbed Kirby and hugged him, "Everything is going to be okay."
"Poyo . . . "
"Its getting dark now, we outta go inside."
"Yeah."
"Poyo!/Wait!"
The three people stopped. Kirby jumped off Rena's arms again and approached the star. He then hesitates for a moment and opens his mouth. Gusting winds starts to enter his mouth. "What in the world is he doing!?" Ryu said.
"How the heck should I know!?" Petro yelled.
The winds then started to pull the star into Kirby's mouth and with all his might, he managed to bring is so-called "Star" into his mouth. Ryu, Rena and Petro gazed in awe, "Incredible!"
"I've never seen anything like that!"
"It's so powerful!"
Kirby now assumed a shape of a distorted star. Then he begins to swallow it!
"What's he doing!?"
"He's going to choke!"
"Looks constipated to me."
The star-shaped Kirby began losing it's "star-legs" and in one minute, Kirby digested the whole star. All except for Petro applauded.
"That's wonderful, Kirby!"
"You're stronger then you look, Kirby!"
"Poyo!"
"Yeah, yeah, big deal . . . "
(Oh! I forgot to tell you their ages! Ryu is 16, Petro is also 16 and Rena is 15. I have no idea how old Kirby is, though . . . )
"Huh?"
Petro moves closer to the mist. The shadow seems to get larger. It was a shape of a ball with four different bumps on the edge. Then the ball jumped on Petro!
"AHHHHH!!!!"
Petro jumped back from the mist and closed his eyes. Moments later, he opened his eyes and saw a pink ball right in front of him.
"POYO!"
The pink figure soon created the cutest smile you've ever seen.
"Hiya, human!"
"Uh, hiya?"
"Da names Kirby, wat's urs?"
"......"
Petro thought about it for a while and thought that this creature can't be trusted. He's talking to him for heaven's sake!
"...uh . . . um."
"'Uhum'? That's a weird name for a human! Uhum! Hiya, Uhum!"
"What!? What are you talking about!?"
Kirby got confused and gave that skeptical look, "Yourrrrrrrrrrrr name isn't 'Uhum' isn't it?"
"No! I do have a name! It's Petro!" He's not liking this one bit!
"Oh! Why didn't you say so!? Hiya, Petri!"
"It's Petro! Pe-to-rrrrro!" He over exaggerated when he rolled his 'r'"
"Fascinating! You Mexican?"
Ryu and a hot chick exited the inn with surprise. Ryu was still in his apron, but he's fully equipped.
"Where did that explosion come from?" said the girl.
"I dunno, Rena." He takes out his sword and sees the smoke, "Over there!" Ryu and Rena ran toward the explosion, only to see Petro, a huge yellow star and a pink ball. Rena's eyes started to shine as she saw the pink figure and ran toward it, "Awwww, you're so KYUUUUUUTE!" She picked up the pink figure and hugged it.
"Poyo?"
"And you have some type of language too! Are you a Pokemon?"
"POYO! POYO!"
"Huh?"
"He said, 'no, girl, I don't fit in that category." Petro said in an angry voice.
Rena soon dropped the figure and turned around, "What did you say!?"
"Hey! That's what he said!"
"I outta teach you a lesson, little boy!"
"Wait, wait a minute!" Ryu said as he butts in, he then puts his sword away slowly, "You can understand that pink . . . ball?"
"POYO, POYO!"
"What?"
"He said that his name is Kirby."
Ryu and Rena stood in silence as the never-been-before angry Petro gazed at the ball known as a "Kirby."
Kirby approached Petro, "Hey! How come they don't understand me?"
"I dunno."
"Why don't you tell them what I'm saying and give me some response, 'aight?"
"What are you kidding me!?"
"Petro!"
"What, Ryu!?"
"What are you talking about!?"
"Hey, it's not my problem, if it talks, it talks."
Rena approached Kirby, "I love the way you talk, little guy, 'poyo poyo'!"
Kirby gave another cute smile and opened his mouth so wide, that it was too cute and unbearable for Rena. So she squealed and hugged him really tight. She then made a cute sound as she hugged him. Petro thought this should be in a child's show. "Stop it, Rena!"
"Huh?"
Kirby jumped out of Rena's arms and approached Petro, "So what am I saying?"
"You're saying, 'Poyo.'"
"'Poyo'!? Who would wanna make a stupid sound like that?"
"....You."
Kirby hesitated for a while, "That's odd, none of the people in my world say that when I talk, are you some kind of special person?"
"Huh?"
"Okay, Petro!" Ryu is starting to get impatient.
"What now, Ryu?"
"We have no clue of what you're saying to . . . 'Kirby'."
"I can hear him just fine, he can speak English, for your information."
"English?" Rena tilted her head to the right a little, "it's more like a 'Poyo' language to me."
"...Not to me."
"Stop, stop for a sec." Ryu had everybody's attention. "Why don't we go back to the tavern and settle this inside, we might be watched, you know."
"You're right, especially the Gormatrons are currently on hunt." Petro said.
"Gormatron? Whats a Gormatron?"
Ryu and Rena blinked and looked at the pink figure as Petro kneeled beside him.
"A Gormatron is a green-like ogre that destroy anything it sees, you hear?"
Kirby then jumped in fright and hopped on Rena's back, hiding his face. Petro scoffed.
"Kirby! What are you scared about!?"
"Kirby's scared? Oh, you poor little thing!" Rena grabbed Kirby and hugged him, "Everything is going to be okay."
"Poyo . . . "
"Its getting dark now, we outta go inside."
"Yeah."
"Poyo!/Wait!"
The three people stopped. Kirby jumped off Rena's arms again and approached the star. He then hesitates for a moment and opens his mouth. Gusting winds starts to enter his mouth. "What in the world is he doing!?" Ryu said.
"How the heck should I know!?" Petro yelled.
The winds then started to pull the star into Kirby's mouth and with all his might, he managed to bring is so-called "Star" into his mouth. Ryu, Rena and Petro gazed in awe, "Incredible!"
"I've never seen anything like that!"
"It's so powerful!"
Kirby now assumed a shape of a distorted star. Then he begins to swallow it!
"What's he doing!?"
"He's going to choke!"
"Looks constipated to me."
The star-shaped Kirby began losing it's "star-legs" and in one minute, Kirby digested the whole star. All except for Petro applauded.
"That's wonderful, Kirby!"
"You're stronger then you look, Kirby!"
"Poyo!"
"Yeah, yeah, big deal . . . "
(Oh! I forgot to tell you their ages! Ryu is 16, Petro is also 16 and Rena is 15. I have no idea how old Kirby is, though . . . )