Chapter 3: Utter Punishment
Ryu, Rena, and Petro walked back to the inn with Kirby. They entered their room and began to sit in the dining room. A burning smell fills the area.
"Oh no! My cooking!"
Ryu quickly ran toward the kitchen and closed the door. Rena and Petro looked at each other with difficulty as they heard Ryu yell, "Damn! Now it's all ruined!"
"Poyo?"
Petro scoffed again and said, "poyo poyo poyo!?"
"Poyo poyo poyo!" Kirby said with emotion.
Petro got angry "POYO!? Poyo!"
Rena turned blank. She had no idea what they were talking about! "Petro!"
"What!?"
"What are you saying!? I'm surprised you can understand Kirby!"
"Hm? What do you mean?"
"Well . . . you see . . . " She couldn't think of anything worth describing. "I don't know, say 'Hello.' to him."
Petro raised his right eyebrow, "Ooooooookeeay." He turned to Kirby, "Poyo."
"Poyo."
Rena couldn't believe it. She must be hearing things . . . "Okay say, 'How are you?'."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Shut up and say it to Kirby!"
"OKAY!" He turned to Kirby again, "Poyo poyo poyo!?"
"Poyo!"
Rena was confused, she could of sworn she saw Petro's lips say, "How are you?" but it came up something different.
"Wait stop. Say that to me." She said
"How are you?" Petro still had his right eyebrow up.
"Now say that to Kirby."
"How are you?" Petro addressed to Kirby.
"I'm fine, you don't have to repeat yourself, Petro." Kirby said.
At that moment, Rena froze. Petro looked back and saw the petrified Rena, looking beautiful as he'd imagined the first time she joined him along with Ryu. Perhaps the only reason why she joined them because she likes Ryu. (Kind of a weird love triangle if you think about it. You know, Rena likes Ryu, but Ryu doesn't wanna get closer, and Petro like Rena, but Rena thought he was just plain nuts. But I'm getting off the subject!) Petro waved his hands at Rena's face, she blinked and changed her chair more distant from Petro.
"St-stay away from me!"
"Hm? What for?"
"You have something . . . special. And it's scaring the heck outta me!"
"Why? Just because I can talk to Kirby, doesn't mean I'm 'special' am I? I'm talking to you, right?"
"But you speak of what you call, 'English'. Kirby is another story. You speak of what you call, 'Poyolish!'"
"How can I understand something I don't understand?"
"I don't know. But I'm starting to think that this cute little thing is an alien!"
"Alien!? Who do you think you are!?" Kirby pounced at Rena with his little body and tries to punch her chest. Rena stood there, not doing anything. Petro suddenly got interested. Kirby is punching Rena's chest like a punching bag! One feeble punch after another, it jiggles around and around at the point of impact. (I find this very funny.) Rena soon realized what Petro was doing and built rage. Petro saw that and stopped smiling.
"Opps."
Rena stood up, causing Petro to jump up, and Kirby to fall down. She lifted her left leg back so far that it touched her butt. Then her leg flew forward and her feet landed on Petro's face. He then flew out of the dining room and banged against the front door. The front door crashed and fell to the ground, bring saw dust all around the area. Petro open his eyes and groaned as he felt the foot mark that Rena placed on his face. A huge thud after another approaches Petro, it was Rena. "That'll teach you a lesson for looking at me like that!" But Petro wasn't interested in that anymore, Rena was completely over Petro and he could see something else worth watching. It was under her skirt!
"Uh oh . . . "
Rena realized her mistake and grabbed Petro's shirt, lifting him up.
"Hey! I'm sorry Rena, I couldn't help it!"
"Oh you enjoyed it, didn't you!?"
"Huh?"
"Well, ENJOY THIS!"
"NOOOO!!!!"
Kirby peeked from the dining room and saw Rena beating up Petro. He made groaning noises for every hit she connected. A sound came from the kitchen, it was Ryu finishing up on his cooking. "Dinner will be ready in tw-- Where is everyone?" He then sees the Kirby looking at something across the room. Ryu took off his apron and walked toward Kirby, "Hey little buddy, whaddya looking at?"
"Poyo." Kirby pointed at the other side of the living room. Ryu peeked out and saw Rena punching Petro to the ground. "Hey, hey! Stop!"
"Huh?" Rena saw Ryu and quickly stood up. She fixed her bangs and said, "Uh, hi there! Is the food ready?"
Ryu looked at the overworked Rena, the beaten up Petro and the hole on the wall.
"In two minutes."
"Great!" She hugged Ryu and went to the dining room. "I'll get everything ready, then!"
"Poyo?"
"You too, Kirby! I don't care if you're an alien. But I'm sure you'll understand!"
"Poyo poyo . . . "
Ryu looked back to the disastrous scene and kneeled to the swelled up Petro.
"You gotta stop sexually harassing her, Petro."
Petro groaned, "Why don't YOU tell her that?"
(Yikes! I really never mentioned some deep info on our three friends! Guess I have to explain it in the next chapter if I'm not that busy or anything . . . )
Ryu, Rena, and Petro walked back to the inn with Kirby. They entered their room and began to sit in the dining room. A burning smell fills the area.
"Oh no! My cooking!"
Ryu quickly ran toward the kitchen and closed the door. Rena and Petro looked at each other with difficulty as they heard Ryu yell, "Damn! Now it's all ruined!"
"Poyo?"
Petro scoffed again and said, "poyo poyo poyo!?"
"Poyo poyo poyo!" Kirby said with emotion.
Petro got angry "POYO!? Poyo!"
Rena turned blank. She had no idea what they were talking about! "Petro!"
"What!?"
"What are you saying!? I'm surprised you can understand Kirby!"
"Hm? What do you mean?"
"Well . . . you see . . . " She couldn't think of anything worth describing. "I don't know, say 'Hello.' to him."
Petro raised his right eyebrow, "Ooooooookeeay." He turned to Kirby, "Poyo."
"Poyo."
Rena couldn't believe it. She must be hearing things . . . "Okay say, 'How are you?'."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Shut up and say it to Kirby!"
"OKAY!" He turned to Kirby again, "Poyo poyo poyo!?"
"Poyo!"
Rena was confused, she could of sworn she saw Petro's lips say, "How are you?" but it came up something different.
"Wait stop. Say that to me." She said
"How are you?" Petro still had his right eyebrow up.
"Now say that to Kirby."
"How are you?" Petro addressed to Kirby.
"I'm fine, you don't have to repeat yourself, Petro." Kirby said.
At that moment, Rena froze. Petro looked back and saw the petrified Rena, looking beautiful as he'd imagined the first time she joined him along with Ryu. Perhaps the only reason why she joined them because she likes Ryu. (Kind of a weird love triangle if you think about it. You know, Rena likes Ryu, but Ryu doesn't wanna get closer, and Petro like Rena, but Rena thought he was just plain nuts. But I'm getting off the subject!) Petro waved his hands at Rena's face, she blinked and changed her chair more distant from Petro.
"St-stay away from me!"
"Hm? What for?"
"You have something . . . special. And it's scaring the heck outta me!"
"Why? Just because I can talk to Kirby, doesn't mean I'm 'special' am I? I'm talking to you, right?"
"But you speak of what you call, 'English'. Kirby is another story. You speak of what you call, 'Poyolish!'"
"How can I understand something I don't understand?"
"I don't know. But I'm starting to think that this cute little thing is an alien!"
"Alien!? Who do you think you are!?" Kirby pounced at Rena with his little body and tries to punch her chest. Rena stood there, not doing anything. Petro suddenly got interested. Kirby is punching Rena's chest like a punching bag! One feeble punch after another, it jiggles around and around at the point of impact. (I find this very funny.) Rena soon realized what Petro was doing and built rage. Petro saw that and stopped smiling.
"Opps."
Rena stood up, causing Petro to jump up, and Kirby to fall down. She lifted her left leg back so far that it touched her butt. Then her leg flew forward and her feet landed on Petro's face. He then flew out of the dining room and banged against the front door. The front door crashed and fell to the ground, bring saw dust all around the area. Petro open his eyes and groaned as he felt the foot mark that Rena placed on his face. A huge thud after another approaches Petro, it was Rena. "That'll teach you a lesson for looking at me like that!" But Petro wasn't interested in that anymore, Rena was completely over Petro and he could see something else worth watching. It was under her skirt!
"Uh oh . . . "
Rena realized her mistake and grabbed Petro's shirt, lifting him up.
"Hey! I'm sorry Rena, I couldn't help it!"
"Oh you enjoyed it, didn't you!?"
"Huh?"
"Well, ENJOY THIS!"
"NOOOO!!!!"
Kirby peeked from the dining room and saw Rena beating up Petro. He made groaning noises for every hit she connected. A sound came from the kitchen, it was Ryu finishing up on his cooking. "Dinner will be ready in tw-- Where is everyone?" He then sees the Kirby looking at something across the room. Ryu took off his apron and walked toward Kirby, "Hey little buddy, whaddya looking at?"
"Poyo." Kirby pointed at the other side of the living room. Ryu peeked out and saw Rena punching Petro to the ground. "Hey, hey! Stop!"
"Huh?" Rena saw Ryu and quickly stood up. She fixed her bangs and said, "Uh, hi there! Is the food ready?"
Ryu looked at the overworked Rena, the beaten up Petro and the hole on the wall.
"In two minutes."
"Great!" She hugged Ryu and went to the dining room. "I'll get everything ready, then!"
"Poyo?"
"You too, Kirby! I don't care if you're an alien. But I'm sure you'll understand!"
"Poyo poyo . . . "
Ryu looked back to the disastrous scene and kneeled to the swelled up Petro.
"You gotta stop sexually harassing her, Petro."
Petro groaned, "Why don't YOU tell her that?"
(Yikes! I really never mentioned some deep info on our three friends! Guess I have to explain it in the next chapter if I'm not that busy or anything . . . )