Chapter 4: Nighty-night

"You want me to do, WHAT!?"

Petro despised to the idea Ryu and Rena had.

"No, no, you're not letting me do it!"

"Com'on!" Ryu said, "what's the worse it can do?"

"Sleeping with Kirby? Nope! Not here!"

"Poyo?"

Petro looked at the pink puffball and the puffball smiled. Petro scoffed.

"Look, why don't Rena sleep with him? She likes him."

"No can do, Petro." Rena said with confidence.

"What!? Why not!?"

"You see, it's called 'communication.' And you seem to be the only person among the two of us that can understand what this little poyo is talking about."

"Grrrr . . . why do I have to do this?" Petro hissed.

That night, when everybody cleaned the whole room, they soon prepared to go to sleep. Ryu was sorting out the weapons that he's going to bring with him on his back for the next day. Rena made the sheets ready for each bed, including an extra pillow on Petro's bed. Petro is . . . where IS Petro? Petro?

"What do you want?"

Oh there you are! What are you doing in the bathroom?

"Buzz off narrator, I'm staying here."

You're actually going to sleep there?

"To keep Kirby away from me."

If you don't, Kirby will get the bed to himself!

"ARGH!"

Com'on Petro, get out of that place and apologize.

"You're pushing it!"

Pushing what?

"Just shut up and get with the story . . . "

Fine, whatever you say...

Rena approached Petro's bed, only to see Kirby trying to find himself around the blankets. She smiled and uncovered the covers. Kirby looked around and found Rena looking at him, he gave an embarrassing smile. "You know, you remind me of a little baby."

"Poyo."

"Even though I can't understand you, I know there's something in you that allow us to talk with you."

"Poyo, poyo."

"Heh, if I could only know what you're saying, things wouldn't be as crazy as it should be."

"Poyo."

"Anyway," Rena sat at Petro's bed, grabbed Kirby and hugged him, "I'm sorry that I called you an alien, even if you really are."

Kirby looked up at Rena, "Poyo . . . "

"If I can understand you, I can really find out who you really are . . . "

"Poyo, poyo."

Rena smiled and squeezed Kirby, "I love you, little Kirby."

Kirby's cute little eyes started to shine and saw that Rena has formed tears in her eyes. Kirby then approached Rena's face and kissed her in the cheek. Rena suddenly feels an aura circulating all over her body. She has realized that his feelings for her were real. Rena giggled and wiped her tears. "Oh Kirby, you're so sweet...I wish you were my-"

SLAM! Petro has finally exited the bathroom and saw Rena and Kirby on his bed.

"Hiya, Petro!" Kirby said.

"Oh, God . . . " Petro turned around and stopped. He walked toward his bed and grabbed his staff that lied next to Rena. Then walked back to the bathroom. SLAM!

"Petro! Would you stop making that noise!?" Ryu yelled.

No response. Ryu scoffed and shook his head of disagreement as he continued his weapon inventory. Rena dropped Kirby on Petro's bed and kissed him. "Good night, Kirby."

"Poyo!"

"Sweet dreams . . . "

The clock struck midnight. Ryu fell asleep while still checking his weapons, Petro snored in the bathroom with his staff on his side, Rena slept peacefully on her bed, but Kirby was rustling around in Petro's bed. Kirby groaned and started to sweat, then a vision appeared over Kirby . . .

"Kirby! Kirby!"

"What is it, Meta-Knight?"

"We have spotted a huge meteor storm five hours ago! We have to evacuate!"

"What!? Can you handle that, yourself?"

"No can do, Kirby, I've just been notified. If Waddle Dee told me before, I would have stopped it."

"How can we escape? We don't have enough Warpstars to send everybody out!"

"King Dedede is taking care of that, he's making his servants manufacture as much Warpstars as possible."

"What!? Only that many people!? We don't have enough people to make more! I'll help them!"

"No! You mustn't! You have to board the Mother Star now! All of the warpstars are being sent there."

"It's not big enough for everybody!"

"That's why we got five of them."

"Five!? In that kind of time?"

"Yes, we created replicas of it and everyone already boarded."

"Right, let's go."

Kirby now visions five huge ships. He and Meta-Knight dashed to the evac area. Only four of the ships were all full of people and the last of the citizens are ready to board. Kirby sees King Dedede in great panic as he strangles his special advisor, Escargoon. "Do something, you fool!"

"We're doing the best we can, sire!"

"I guess we have that ship to ourselves, huh?"

"I guess so..."

"Why do you guess? It's decided! We shall take the fifth ship while everyone crowds in the other four! Hahahahahahaha!"

"Sire! But what about Kirby and Meta-Knight!?"

"Heh? Leave them."

"But, si-"

King Dedede grabbs Escargoon's neck again and begins choking him. "You dare question ME!?"

"N-No your Majesty!"

"I thought so, now go!"

Kirby was shocked at the conversation he and Meta-Knight just heard. "Poyo! We gotta get in that ship!"

"If we don't board, we'll burn!"

Kirby found an abandoned Warpstar and began driving it. Meta-Knight turned it's cape into wings and caught up to Kirby. As Kirby approached the fifth Ship, he sees of what is left of Dreamland. Deserted, empty, nothing . . .

"We must hurry, Kirby!"

Both he and Meta-Knight sees the door of the ship closing slowly.

"Sire!" Escargoon yelled.

"What now, fool?!" King Dedede said.

"Kirby and Meta-Knight has arrived!"

"Open the doors, now!"

"Yes, sire!" Escargoon entered the control room and pulled the door lever. Unfortunately for him, the lever broke! "...Opps..."

"Hey! Wait up!" Kirby yelled.

"Fool! Why haven't you opened them yet!" Dedede yelled.

"Sire . . . it's it's jammed."

"We're not gonna make it!" Meta-Knight yelled, "Those fools!"

The blast doors finally shut tight as Kirby stopped and ran toward the ship. He bangs the door, "Hey! Open this door! Open this door!"

Then a PA appeared on the door, it was the voice of Dedede, "Sorry, Kirby, no can do."

"But why?" Kirby frowned.

"The doors are jammed, we're going to give you another ship!"

A slight hesitation.

"Fool! Open the latch to the Comet Star!"

Kirby heard a "yes, sire" in the background.

"Kirby, look!" Meta-Knight looks up and sees red balls growing larger in the sky. The four ships became airborne at last and left at an instant.

"The meteors!" The atmosphere starts to raise its temperature.

THUD!

A large yellowish-green warpstar popped out of the ship. "Use this!" Dedede said, "Ciao, for now!"

The ship became airborne like the others and zoomed at the speed of light.

"Com'on Kirby!" Meta-Knight opened the latch of the Comet Star and ran to Kirby. He picked him up and started running back to the ship. It was too late . . . huge meteors started to destroy of what was before Dreamland, "No . . . " Kirby hissed.

Meta-Knight ran as fast as he could then a small meteor collided behind him. He tripped and dropped Kirby right next to the ship. His foot was trapped on a huge pile of concrete and he lost his sword. "Go, Kirby!"

"Meta-Knight! I'm not leaving without you!"

"Leave now! Or die!"

"Meta-" Kirby sees the fallen Meta-Knight as blazes of fire surrounded him, which interuppted to what he was saying. As soon as he started to leave the latched doors, it closed! "NOOO!!!!!"

"Kirby! Kirby! Kirby, wake up!" it was a voice of a girl.

Kirby finally opened his eyes and saw Rena looking at him. "Kirby are you okay?"

"Po-poyo?"

"You had a nightmare, Kirby. I'll give you something to drink." When Kirby heard of the word, "nightmare," Kirby shuddered and hid in the covers while making wincing noises.

"Kirby! It's alright! Nothing is going to scare you now!"

Kirby then stopped and showed himself outside the blanket. Rena grabbed him like a baby and walked to the kitchen. She placed Kirby on top of the counter as she opened the refrigerator. When the light flashed on her, Kirby was overwhelmed of what he saw. She was wearing red lingerie! She bended down so low that Kirby got kinky and turned to see the view. He was amazed of what he saw, he never saw anything like it! (If you're wondering what Kirby is seeing, he's looking at Rena's butt (*-*)) She then turned back and took out a carton of milk. She pulled a glass from the cabinet and poured the milk on the glass. She handed the glass to Kirby and said, "Okay drink up!" Kirby took the glass and studied it. White, kind of thick, liquid. He then drinks the milk right off the glass. As he finished, a white mark on top of his mouth appeared.

"Hey, slow down, buddy. You're in no rush."

"Poyo."

Then Rena did what she thought she'll never do, she approached Kirby and licked off the white mark out of Kirby's mouth! Kirby started to blush. Her breath smelled wonderful, as if she applied mint into her mouth. "Okay all clean!" Rena grabs the glass and places it in the sink. She carries Kirby again and places him on Petro's bed. All tucked up and comfortable, Rena kissed Kirby's cheek again, "If you have a nightmare again, you can sleep with me. Okay?"

"Poyo."

"Good night."

(Heya! What a concept! If you feel that this part of the story was kind of . . . wrong, don't be surprised. My friends talk about that all the time and I got used to it. But please don't flame me for that!)