Author's Note: I HAVE CHEESE!!!!*throws cheese at wall* MoMo:^ ^;; Lorina:O o TBC: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! MoMo:*hugs Charlie* Charlie:OO DON'T TOUCH ME!!!*struggles* Lorina: MY CHARLIE!!*grabs Charlie and runs down hall* TBC:*throws cheese at Charlie's head as he leaves* MoMo:T-T TBC:TO THE STORY!!

Alanna is sitting in a chair in a strange room with magazines lining the walls remembering how she got here.

~*Flashback*~

Lorina was walking with Charlie around her school grounds near the fence where little 5th,4th, and 3rd graders were playing.

Lorina:*starts to make scary noises*

little kids:*scream and run*

Sibi(one of Lorina's friends):*hops the fence and chases after them*

Alanna:*pops out of nowhere, hops the fence and grabs a 3rd grader*

Lorina:^.^ give me one!!

Alanna:*hands Lorina a 4th grader*

Lorina:sooo cute!!*-**hugs 4th grader*

4th grader:*struggling*

Alanna:*hops back over the fence with her 3rd grader*

Charlie:OO what are you doing?!

Lorina:CUTE!!*hugging her lil person*

Alanna:hehehe

Charlie:and how did you get here?!

Alanna:*grins* for me to know and you to never find out

Teacher from the lil peoples school: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!*runs over*

Another Teacher:*calling someone*(TBC:i wonder who?*tilts head* Lorina:- -")

Alanna:O O*drops lil person and runs*EEEEEEEEEE!!!

Lorina:CUTE!!*still hugging lil person*

Charlie:*starts to walk fast away*

A white van pulls up and men in white lab coats tackle Alanna who is trying to get away and put her in a straight jacket

Alanna:NOOOO!!*bites straight jacket*

MIW(men in white):*throw Alanna in the truck*

Alanna: LORINA I KNOW YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS!!

Lorina:oooooo*looks in van* it's padded and bouncy!!*jumps in van willingly*

MIW: Hey, you!*talking to Charlie*

Charlie:*freezes*uhhhh...

MIW:*walk over and pick up Charlie and throw him into the van*

Lorina: want some tea?*starts to make tea*

Alanna:- -"

Charlie:*still frozen*

MIW:*check for anyone else*

MIW#1: coast is clear!

MIW#2:right*slams van door shut*

Van:*drives off*

MoMo:*pops out of nowhere* HEY!!

Lorina:tea?*offers MoMo some tea*

MoMo:sure!*drinks tea*

Lorina:*drinks tea*

Alanna: what are you doing here?

MoMo:ooh^ ^ they found me trying to hijack a lawnmower from the presidents cousins, nephews, uncles, aunts, fathers, mothers twice removed, third cousin's auto repair shop*smiles*

Alanna:ooooook

Charlie:*staring around like a deer in headlights*

Lorina: tea?

Charlie:- -

The Van all of a sudden stops and the doors open again and the MIW throw in another person

Conner:oww*rubs head*

Lorina:O O*hides behind MoMo*

Alanna:i would try to kill you with something but I'm in a straight jacket

Conner:O O*backs into corner*

MoMo:sooooo... what did they throw you in for?

Conner:O O not the TV's AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!*tries to be more into his corner*

Alanna:ooooook

Lorina:*peeks head out*

Charlie:- -"

~*End Flashback*~

Alanna:*sighs* those were good times...

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Conner:*sitting in the TV room in a corner rocking back and forth*

MIW:*grin to each other and turn the TV on... from behind the glass panel like when people inerogate criminals*

Conner:*stares at TV* O O

MIW:*change channel and the TV goes fuzzy*

MIW #1: DAMN BAD RESEPTION!!

Conner:HELP!!*bangs on door* HELP!! SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!*bangs frantically on door*

MIW:*snicker*

Conner:HELP ME!!!

Draco walks in

Draco:*brushing his hair*

Conner:SAVE ME!!!*hangs onto Draco's leg*

Draco:OO*runs out and down the hall* HE'S MESSING UP MY CLOTHES!!!

Ascot:*pokes his head out of his room and stares at Draco* Umi?!

Draco:O o

Ascot:*stares at wall* Umi?!

Conner:O o

Ascot:*stares at door* UMI?!

Door:O o

Ascot:UMI!!*runs down hall and slams into a door*

Alanna:*opens door* eeww.. rode kill*stares at Ascot who ran into her door*

Lily: what?! It's my coffee!!*slams door*

Alanna:O o

Ascot:Umi?*stares at Alanna*

Alanna:*blushes* uhhhh...

MoMo: Alanna's got a boyfriend! Alanna's got a boyfriend!*chants*

Alanna: Where did you come from!?

MoMo:over there*points to a door that's open*

Lorina:that's a janitor's closet!

Alanna: we have janitors?

Lorina:*nods*

Alanna: what were you doing in a closet?*grins*

MoMo:well... uhhh.. gotta go!*runs down hall*

Lorina: MOMO!!*chases after her*

Alanna:*grins*

Ascot:*staring at everything* Umi?!

Alanna:*sighs and walks down the hall after them*

A/N: and it's over!!*claps hands* thank you and have a good night!!*waves* MoMo:*waves* ^ ^ Lorina:*waves* -.- TBC: MWAHAHAHA!!*waves* g'bye for now!