Author's Note : NEW CHAPTER!! YAY! Okay new chapter featuring Johnny Depp
Yes that's right ladies JOHNNY DEPP!!*grins* Lorina:YAY!*waves checkered
flag* MoMo:... TBC: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! mine my precious!*hugs
Johnny Depp* Johnny Depp:help.. me.. TBC: anyways to the story!!
Disclaimer/Proclaimer: I AM A MAID DRESSED UP LIKE A WALLABE!!.... of course I'm not J.K.R or J.R.R or any of the other great peoples who made these characters but I do proclaim that I own me, Alanna and Johnny Depp*-* and my friends own MoMo and Lorina and then charlie owns himself and Conor does and someother peoples own themselves but I do not own any other characters you see here okay then to the story!!!.... again...
[Main Hall]
Johnny Depp crept down the Main Hall of the Nut House very very very very very very very very(Reviewers:*groan and want to murder TBC*) very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very (Reviewers:*make plans to kill TBC in her sleep*) very(TBC is a dead girl walking) very(Reviewers:*plan to spit on TBC's corpse*) very QUIETLY!!(most of the Readers/reviewers have left or are very mad at TBC for putting all the very in there)
Alanna:*pops up behind Johnny Depp* GOTCHA!!
Lorina:YAY!!*hugs Johnny Depp*
Alanna:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!*hugs Johnny Depp too*
Conor:what about me?*tear*
Lorina:*waves hand* it's okay I still like you
Johnny Depp:*breaks free and runs down hall*
Alanna: AFTER HIM!!
Lorina:*runs down hall after Johnny*
Conor: I thought she was afraid of guys?
Alanna:well... Johnny Depp is an exception and so are you...
Conor:*blushes*
Alanna:anyways... COME BACK HERE!!*chases after Johnny Depp*
(voice from closet) are they gone?
Conor:yup!
Johnny Depp comes out of the closet(like walking people geez he's not gay!!)
Lorina:*taps on Johnny Depp's shoulder* hello
Johnny Depp:uhhhhhh.... oo
Alanna:*comes out of nowhere* hullo!*grins*
Johnny Depp:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!*runs down hall*
Alanna/Lorina:*chase after him*
Jack Sparrow:*pokes his head out of his room* what's going on then?
Conor:uhhhhhhhhh... nothing....
Jack Sparrow: really?
Johnny Depp comes running up
Jack Sparrow: hey I know you! Your me!
Johnny Depp:yes, nice to meet me but I need to hide!
Jack Sparrow:*points to closet* go right ahead
Johnny Depp:*dives into closet*
Lorina:*comes running up* WHERE IS HE?!?!
Conor:uhhhhhhhh...
Jack Sparrow: who?
Lorina: you! I mean Johnny Depp
Jack Sparrow:ah, yes well come with me love since me and this Johnny Depp are the same person....
Alanna:*pokes head out of the closet Johnny Depp is in* FOUND HIM!!*shuts door*
Lorina:YAY!!*jumps into closet*
Jack Sparrow: I lose more girls that way...
Conor:me too, Jack me too
They hear screams from inside the closet. They guess it's Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp walks up
Conor/Jack:Oo
Johnny Depp:what?
Conor: I thought you were in there...*points to closet*
Johnny Depp:oh no that's Dean Corso(A/N:Dean Corso is who Johnny Depp plays in The Ninth Gate which is a VERY interesting movie! Go see it!)
Jack Sparrow:ah*nods*
Conor:eh?
Johnny Depp:*smiles his sexy smile*
Edward Scissorhands comes walking up
Johnny Depp:hullo
Edward:*nods*
Conor:Lemonade?*offers Edward lemonade*
Edward:*faints*
Jack/Conor:Oo
Johnny:*whispers* he doesn't like lemonade
Conor/Jack:oh
Johnny:*nods*
Alanna:*jumps out of closet with Dean Corso's boxers on her head*TADA!!!
Conor/Jack/Johnny/Edward:*stare*
Alanna:Oo
Conor:uhhhhhhhh.....
Alanna:*points at Johnny Depp* I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN THERE?!
Johnny:nope that was Corso*grins sexily*
Alanna:*melts*
Lorina:*runs out carrying a thing of duct tape* that was scary you left your whip in there and Johnny got a hold of it!! It was SO scary! I had to tape him up again!*hands Alanna her whip*
Alanna:^ ^ oooooops
Johnny:WHIP?! DUCT TAPE?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?!*runs into closet*
Alanna/Lorina:*grin*
Alanna: works every time
Lorina: to true, to true
Alanna/Lorina:*run into closet with their duct tape and whip*
Conor:*tear* what bout me?
Jack: you always have me, mate
Conor:OO*runs*
Jack: and I always have you.... me rum*takes out bottle of rum and starts to drink*
Edward:*stares*
Jack: 'er you go mate*hands Edward bottle of rum*
Edward:*starts to drink*
Jack/Edward:*get drunk and have a bowling party*
Loud Speaker: thank yous to all the patents on "Let's bring a star to the nut house" Day. For staying out of the star's way. That is all*loud speaker goes fuzzy then signs off*
[MoMo's Room]
MoMo: see Joe I told you we'd be alone today*smiles*
Joe: how did you do it?
MoMo:kidnap Johnny Depp and bring him here for star day*smiles evilly*
Joe:Oo
A/N:^ ^ Lorina:^ ^ MoMo:^ ^ TBC:thank you thank you now please........
REVIEW!!!!!
Disclaimer/Proclaimer: I AM A MAID DRESSED UP LIKE A WALLABE!!.... of course I'm not J.K.R or J.R.R or any of the other great peoples who made these characters but I do proclaim that I own me, Alanna and Johnny Depp*-* and my friends own MoMo and Lorina and then charlie owns himself and Conor does and someother peoples own themselves but I do not own any other characters you see here okay then to the story!!!.... again...
[Main Hall]
Johnny Depp crept down the Main Hall of the Nut House very very very very very very very very(Reviewers:*groan and want to murder TBC*) very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very (Reviewers:*make plans to kill TBC in her sleep*) very(TBC is a dead girl walking) very(Reviewers:*plan to spit on TBC's corpse*) very QUIETLY!!(most of the Readers/reviewers have left or are very mad at TBC for putting all the very in there)
Alanna:*pops up behind Johnny Depp* GOTCHA!!
Lorina:YAY!!*hugs Johnny Depp*
Alanna:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!*hugs Johnny Depp too*
Conor:what about me?*tear*
Lorina:*waves hand* it's okay I still like you
Johnny Depp:*breaks free and runs down hall*
Alanna: AFTER HIM!!
Lorina:*runs down hall after Johnny*
Conor: I thought she was afraid of guys?
Alanna:well... Johnny Depp is an exception and so are you...
Conor:*blushes*
Alanna:anyways... COME BACK HERE!!*chases after Johnny Depp*
(voice from closet) are they gone?
Conor:yup!
Johnny Depp comes out of the closet(like walking people geez he's not gay!!)
Lorina:*taps on Johnny Depp's shoulder* hello
Johnny Depp:uhhhhhh.... oo
Alanna:*comes out of nowhere* hullo!*grins*
Johnny Depp:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!*runs down hall*
Alanna/Lorina:*chase after him*
Jack Sparrow:*pokes his head out of his room* what's going on then?
Conor:uhhhhhhhhh... nothing....
Jack Sparrow: really?
Johnny Depp comes running up
Jack Sparrow: hey I know you! Your me!
Johnny Depp:yes, nice to meet me but I need to hide!
Jack Sparrow:*points to closet* go right ahead
Johnny Depp:*dives into closet*
Lorina:*comes running up* WHERE IS HE?!?!
Conor:uhhhhhhhh...
Jack Sparrow: who?
Lorina: you! I mean Johnny Depp
Jack Sparrow:ah, yes well come with me love since me and this Johnny Depp are the same person....
Alanna:*pokes head out of the closet Johnny Depp is in* FOUND HIM!!*shuts door*
Lorina:YAY!!*jumps into closet*
Jack Sparrow: I lose more girls that way...
Conor:me too, Jack me too
They hear screams from inside the closet. They guess it's Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp walks up
Conor/Jack:Oo
Johnny Depp:what?
Conor: I thought you were in there...*points to closet*
Johnny Depp:oh no that's Dean Corso(A/N:Dean Corso is who Johnny Depp plays in The Ninth Gate which is a VERY interesting movie! Go see it!)
Jack Sparrow:ah*nods*
Conor:eh?
Johnny Depp:*smiles his sexy smile*
Edward Scissorhands comes walking up
Johnny Depp:hullo
Edward:*nods*
Conor:Lemonade?*offers Edward lemonade*
Edward:*faints*
Jack/Conor:Oo
Johnny:*whispers* he doesn't like lemonade
Conor/Jack:oh
Johnny:*nods*
Alanna:*jumps out of closet with Dean Corso's boxers on her head*TADA!!!
Conor/Jack/Johnny/Edward:*stare*
Alanna:Oo
Conor:uhhhhhhhh.....
Alanna:*points at Johnny Depp* I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN THERE?!
Johnny:nope that was Corso*grins sexily*
Alanna:*melts*
Lorina:*runs out carrying a thing of duct tape* that was scary you left your whip in there and Johnny got a hold of it!! It was SO scary! I had to tape him up again!*hands Alanna her whip*
Alanna:^ ^ oooooops
Johnny:WHIP?! DUCT TAPE?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?!*runs into closet*
Alanna/Lorina:*grin*
Alanna: works every time
Lorina: to true, to true
Alanna/Lorina:*run into closet with their duct tape and whip*
Conor:*tear* what bout me?
Jack: you always have me, mate
Conor:OO*runs*
Jack: and I always have you.... me rum*takes out bottle of rum and starts to drink*
Edward:*stares*
Jack: 'er you go mate*hands Edward bottle of rum*
Edward:*starts to drink*
Jack/Edward:*get drunk and have a bowling party*
Loud Speaker: thank yous to all the patents on "Let's bring a star to the nut house" Day. For staying out of the star's way. That is all*loud speaker goes fuzzy then signs off*
[MoMo's Room]
MoMo: see Joe I told you we'd be alone today*smiles*
Joe: how did you do it?
MoMo:kidnap Johnny Depp and bring him here for star day*smiles evilly*
Joe:Oo
A/N:^ ^ Lorina:^ ^ MoMo:^ ^ TBC:thank you thank you now please........
REVIEW!!!!!