Helloooo! This is my first fan fiction. It is set about thirteen levels
into Fire Emblem, and is my insane version of the story. Please review!
Disclaimer:I do not own fire emblem.BUT I WILL SOON! MUAHAHUAHUAHUA!!! Erm.sorry. Please review!
Chapter 1:Necessary,me thinks, no?
It was about noon as Eliwood's small band of rag-tag soldiers stopped to set up camp on the lake across from Castle Caelin. The soldiers where working, Eliwood hanging upside down from a tree, Nils whining, and the tactitian was of course, being weird.
"The Tactitian thinks we should hunt for provisioooonnnns,Yeeeeeessssss?" said the tactitian twiddling his thumbs and staring off into space.
"We have enough food for eight weeks," said Eliwood said looking up(or down) from his book.
"Yeeeeesss but the Tactitian is hungry agaaaaaaiiiiinnnn!"
"But you just ate!"
Eliwood looked over to see Sain, the overly perverted cavalier, flirting with Rebecca, the overly cheery archer, and Serra, the hot tempered, and sometimes annoying, cleric.
"Sain! Stop harrasing Rebecca and Serra!" Eliwood said as he dropped down from the tree.
Just then a loud "WHAM" was heard and Sain flew across the camp into Kent's tent.
"Nice shot!" commented Rebecca as Serra "sheathed" her staff.
"Erm. what are you doing here?" Kent asked as he pushed Sain off of him.
"Nothing!" said Sain as he slowly walked away.
Just then, Nils came by wearing an eat at Joes sign on his head, yelling "I WANT SOCKS!"
Marcus,aka the crusty old war general came up and started yabbering "I remember when I was a wee lad in the army and we were overrun by evil mongeese. or is it mongooses? Anyway blah blah blah blah."
"Grrrrr.." Eliwood thought.
Suddenly an "EEEEEKKKK!" was heard. Hector came out of his tent and started "Hey what is going on- AAAAAAAHHHHH!"
A Pegasus Knight landed right on Hector with a SNAAAPPP CRUNNCH! "My leeeeggg!" Hector yelled as the Pegasus Knight got up.
"Oh I am sorry! My name is Florina and I was sent by Lady Lyndis to request assistance!" exclaimed the Pegasus Knight as her Pegasus landed next to her.
"Yeah, seeh. We need help, seeh." Said the Pegasus in a gangster like voice.
Slap! "Be quiet Mugsy!" went Florina.
"Ow seeh." Said the Pegasus smoking a cigar.
"Well if it is help Lady Lyndis wants, it is help she will get!" replied Eliwood in a Heroic voice.
"You're delusional." Hector said sarcasticly.
Well, what do you think? Please review and ask if you want me to write more.
Disclaimer:I do not own fire emblem.BUT I WILL SOON! MUAHAHUAHUAHUA!!! Erm.sorry. Please review!
Chapter 1:Necessary,me thinks, no?
It was about noon as Eliwood's small band of rag-tag soldiers stopped to set up camp on the lake across from Castle Caelin. The soldiers where working, Eliwood hanging upside down from a tree, Nils whining, and the tactitian was of course, being weird.
"The Tactitian thinks we should hunt for provisioooonnnns,Yeeeeeessssss?" said the tactitian twiddling his thumbs and staring off into space.
"We have enough food for eight weeks," said Eliwood said looking up(or down) from his book.
"Yeeeeesss but the Tactitian is hungry agaaaaaaiiiiinnnn!"
"But you just ate!"
Eliwood looked over to see Sain, the overly perverted cavalier, flirting with Rebecca, the overly cheery archer, and Serra, the hot tempered, and sometimes annoying, cleric.
"Sain! Stop harrasing Rebecca and Serra!" Eliwood said as he dropped down from the tree.
Just then a loud "WHAM" was heard and Sain flew across the camp into Kent's tent.
"Nice shot!" commented Rebecca as Serra "sheathed" her staff.
"Erm. what are you doing here?" Kent asked as he pushed Sain off of him.
"Nothing!" said Sain as he slowly walked away.
Just then, Nils came by wearing an eat at Joes sign on his head, yelling "I WANT SOCKS!"
Marcus,aka the crusty old war general came up and started yabbering "I remember when I was a wee lad in the army and we were overrun by evil mongeese. or is it mongooses? Anyway blah blah blah blah."
"Grrrrr.." Eliwood thought.
Suddenly an "EEEEEKKKK!" was heard. Hector came out of his tent and started "Hey what is going on- AAAAAAAHHHHH!"
A Pegasus Knight landed right on Hector with a SNAAAPPP CRUNNCH! "My leeeeggg!" Hector yelled as the Pegasus Knight got up.
"Oh I am sorry! My name is Florina and I was sent by Lady Lyndis to request assistance!" exclaimed the Pegasus Knight as her Pegasus landed next to her.
"Yeah, seeh. We need help, seeh." Said the Pegasus in a gangster like voice.
Slap! "Be quiet Mugsy!" went Florina.
"Ow seeh." Said the Pegasus smoking a cigar.
"Well if it is help Lady Lyndis wants, it is help she will get!" replied Eliwood in a Heroic voice.
"You're delusional." Hector said sarcasticly.
Well, what do you think? Please review and ask if you want me to write more.