Helooooo, It is mua again with chapter 2.Please review!
Disclaimer: no own fire emblem
Chapter 2 One duck two duck red duck blue duck.
Eliwood was blabaring about how he would save Lyn, but of course everyone else was just waiting for "The Tactitian's" orders.
Finally, the tactittian said "The tactitian thinks we should help Lyn and destroy the evil horde of demented possesed lawn gnomes assaulting Castle Caelin."
"To battle!" yelled Guy as he unsheathed his sword to find a duck. "What the.." Guy started
Everyone else drew out their weapons to find a duck "What?" all the warriors exclaimed.
"Weapons no good. you must use magical ducks to defeat the evil lawn gnomes the tactitian thinks. Charge!
Everyone charged into battle to be met by five hundred evil lawn gnomes that wielded lances and axes. "Rahhhh!" yelled Hector as he swung his "duck axe". "Quack sqeaky" went the duck.
"AARRGH!!" yelled the lawn gnome who exploded into a billion pieces of lawn-gnomey evilness.
"Okay." said Eliwood supremely perplexed.
The battle was soon over as all one had to do was thwack a duck over the head of the lawn gnome and it would self destruct.
Afterwards, Lyn thanked the tactitian and the group for their help. "Did I mention that I did all the work?" Eliwood said to Lyn , flirting at the same time
"Right. now if you excuse me I must speak with the tactitian." Lyn replied sarcasticly.
"How could she like that..thing more than me?" Eliwood asked Hector angrily.
"You know. I have know idea at all." Hector replied.
Later that night, while the group was around the camp fire, the tactitian was telling strange stories of his experiences with war. "And then. the duck took and axe and with a whack whack here and a whack whack here, the duck fnished the battle against Farmer Brown forever! Did I mention I commanded the duck army in that particular war?"
"Yes you did." Florina and Guy responded at the same time.
"No he didn't." Lyn said staring at the tactitian with a glazed look in her eyes.
"Oh, brother" Kent said rolling his eyes.
"You called?" Sain said appearing out of know where.
"You realize we have no relation and where did you come from anyways?" Kent replied.
"Blame my parents," Sain said before he disappeared.
Suddenly, a earsplitting screech was heard and Nils flew through the air, and landed in a pot of boiling soup.
"ERK! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HURTING NILS!"
DUM DUM DUM!Well, erm. that is chapter two. Please review.
Sain: I LOVE YOU ^^! You realize I do not exist in the same dimesnsion as you.
Nils: I WANT MORE SOOOOOOCKSSSSSS!!!
Disclaimer: no own fire emblem
Chapter 2 One duck two duck red duck blue duck.
Eliwood was blabaring about how he would save Lyn, but of course everyone else was just waiting for "The Tactitian's" orders.
Finally, the tactittian said "The tactitian thinks we should help Lyn and destroy the evil horde of demented possesed lawn gnomes assaulting Castle Caelin."
"To battle!" yelled Guy as he unsheathed his sword to find a duck. "What the.." Guy started
Everyone else drew out their weapons to find a duck "What?" all the warriors exclaimed.
"Weapons no good. you must use magical ducks to defeat the evil lawn gnomes the tactitian thinks. Charge!
Everyone charged into battle to be met by five hundred evil lawn gnomes that wielded lances and axes. "Rahhhh!" yelled Hector as he swung his "duck axe". "Quack sqeaky" went the duck.
"AARRGH!!" yelled the lawn gnome who exploded into a billion pieces of lawn-gnomey evilness.
"Okay." said Eliwood supremely perplexed.
The battle was soon over as all one had to do was thwack a duck over the head of the lawn gnome and it would self destruct.
Afterwards, Lyn thanked the tactitian and the group for their help. "Did I mention that I did all the work?" Eliwood said to Lyn , flirting at the same time
"Right. now if you excuse me I must speak with the tactitian." Lyn replied sarcasticly.
"How could she like that..thing more than me?" Eliwood asked Hector angrily.
"You know. I have know idea at all." Hector replied.
Later that night, while the group was around the camp fire, the tactitian was telling strange stories of his experiences with war. "And then. the duck took and axe and with a whack whack here and a whack whack here, the duck fnished the battle against Farmer Brown forever! Did I mention I commanded the duck army in that particular war?"
"Yes you did." Florina and Guy responded at the same time.
"No he didn't." Lyn said staring at the tactitian with a glazed look in her eyes.
"Oh, brother" Kent said rolling his eyes.
"You called?" Sain said appearing out of know where.
"You realize we have no relation and where did you come from anyways?" Kent replied.
"Blame my parents," Sain said before he disappeared.
Suddenly, a earsplitting screech was heard and Nils flew through the air, and landed in a pot of boiling soup.
"ERK! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HURTING NILS!"
DUM DUM DUM!Well, erm. that is chapter two. Please review.
Sain: I LOVE YOU ^^! You realize I do not exist in the same dimesnsion as you.
Nils: I WANT MORE SOOOOOOCKSSSSSS!!!