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Chapter 3: Ze Art of ze duck (don't ask)
It was about six in the morning when a screeching "YABABBLAYJOBAGAWIBY" was heard that rang through the camp, waking everybody up except sain who had Nils on his head, also sleeping.
"What's all of the ruckus?" Eliwood said sleepily as he dropped from the tree he was sleeping in.
"Fire two!" yelled Lyn as she pulled the rope to a catupault, launching it's live contents.
"The Tactitian yells my duuuuuuccckkksss!" yelled the tactitian crawling fom a hole in the ground where he was sleeping.
A "TWANG" was heard and Rebecca shot an arrow towards the duck.
"YABABBLAYJOBAGAWIBY" went the duck as it exploded into a million feathers. SPLORCH! The ducks bloody remnants landed on Kent's face as he looked out of his tent.
"Oh, that's real nice." Kent said pulling duck organs off his face.
"Tactitian asks you why you kill tactitianssss duuuccckkkkssss, Lyn?" asked tactitian with a crazed expression on his face.
"I am trying to draw the black fang forces closer. They are attracted by blood, like sharks, but uglier." Lyn responded, smiling at tactitian.
"Oh. must you do this so early in the morning tactitian asks you? Must I bring out the duck of discipline on you?" tactitian responded.
"Sure! We can launch it too!" Lyn replied still smiling.
"WAAHHH!" Eliwood whined. "THE GIRLS LIKE TACTITIAN MORE THAN ME!"
"Amazingly, yes." Hector responded.
"What's all the ruckus?" Sain sleepily complained. "I was just having a wonderful dream where Florina and I."
"Sain, shut it."
Suddenly, a loud yelling noise was heard and black fang troops charged over the hill, armed with their axes, an their traditional garb of dead cow skins, still with the bones inside.
"To your battle stations!" yelled Eliwood as he ran to the tactitian.
"Lyyynnn, Errkkk, annnd Serrrra come wiiith thee tactitian," said the tactitian, grabbing one of his remaining ducks. "Tactitian says everyone else should remain at the river, to stop blaaack faannnggg'sss advaaannncccee."
"ATTACK!" yelled the knight which leaded the black fang troops.
"Erk, caaasssttt flbabblavsgobo says tactitiaaaannnn!"
"What?" asked Erk.
"That weird ice spell!" Lyn yelled.
"Oh!"
Just when Erk casted the spell tactitian threw his remaining ducks through the air, freezing them, and causing them to become giant ice ducks, squishing the black fang troops.
Just then, Nergal appeared and said "Hah! Luckily, I know Eliwood's weakness!"
"NOOOH!" exclaimed Eliwood.
"Yes!" yelled Nergal. "Koolaid man!"
Just then, koolaid man jumped through the wall, and yelled, "OH YEAH!"
"NOOOH! DOUBLE CHERRY!" yelled Eliwood.
Whoa! Didn't see that one coming. Next time see if Eliwood can defeat koolaid man! DUMDUMDUM! Please review!
"I WANT SOCKS!" Heh.. Please review
Chapter 3: Ze Art of ze duck (don't ask)
It was about six in the morning when a screeching "YABABBLAYJOBAGAWIBY" was heard that rang through the camp, waking everybody up except sain who had Nils on his head, also sleeping.
"What's all of the ruckus?" Eliwood said sleepily as he dropped from the tree he was sleeping in.
"Fire two!" yelled Lyn as she pulled the rope to a catupault, launching it's live contents.
"The Tactitian yells my duuuuuuccckkksss!" yelled the tactitian crawling fom a hole in the ground where he was sleeping.
A "TWANG" was heard and Rebecca shot an arrow towards the duck.
"YABABBLAYJOBAGAWIBY" went the duck as it exploded into a million feathers. SPLORCH! The ducks bloody remnants landed on Kent's face as he looked out of his tent.
"Oh, that's real nice." Kent said pulling duck organs off his face.
"Tactitian asks you why you kill tactitianssss duuuccckkkkssss, Lyn?" asked tactitian with a crazed expression on his face.
"I am trying to draw the black fang forces closer. They are attracted by blood, like sharks, but uglier." Lyn responded, smiling at tactitian.
"Oh. must you do this so early in the morning tactitian asks you? Must I bring out the duck of discipline on you?" tactitian responded.
"Sure! We can launch it too!" Lyn replied still smiling.
"WAAHHH!" Eliwood whined. "THE GIRLS LIKE TACTITIAN MORE THAN ME!"
"Amazingly, yes." Hector responded.
"What's all the ruckus?" Sain sleepily complained. "I was just having a wonderful dream where Florina and I."
"Sain, shut it."
Suddenly, a loud yelling noise was heard and black fang troops charged over the hill, armed with their axes, an their traditional garb of dead cow skins, still with the bones inside.
"To your battle stations!" yelled Eliwood as he ran to the tactitian.
"Lyyynnn, Errkkk, annnd Serrrra come wiiith thee tactitian," said the tactitian, grabbing one of his remaining ducks. "Tactitian says everyone else should remain at the river, to stop blaaack faannnggg'sss advaaannncccee."
"ATTACK!" yelled the knight which leaded the black fang troops.
"Erk, caaasssttt flbabblavsgobo says tactitiaaaannnn!"
"What?" asked Erk.
"That weird ice spell!" Lyn yelled.
"Oh!"
Just when Erk casted the spell tactitian threw his remaining ducks through the air, freezing them, and causing them to become giant ice ducks, squishing the black fang troops.
Just then, Nergal appeared and said "Hah! Luckily, I know Eliwood's weakness!"
"NOOOH!" exclaimed Eliwood.
"Yes!" yelled Nergal. "Koolaid man!"
Just then, koolaid man jumped through the wall, and yelled, "OH YEAH!"
"NOOOH! DOUBLE CHERRY!" yelled Eliwood.
Whoa! Didn't see that one coming. Next time see if Eliwood can defeat koolaid man! DUMDUMDUM! Please review!