HI! IT IS ZAPARAP AGAIN! I finally got some time to write more. Please
review!
Nils: I WANT SOOOCKKKKKSS!! Errrrmmm.. Whatever.
Chapter 4: Why the tactitian and water don't mix
Negral had just summoned koolaid man! Eliwood's one weakness! DOUBLE CHERRY! DUM DUM DUM!
"NOOOO!" Eliwood screamed as koolaid man charged forward.
"OH YEAH!" exclaimed Nergal, not realizing the tactitian was sneaking up behind him with a duck. BANG! The tactitian hit Nergal over the head with a duck. "OW!" Negral said swerving around to see who did that "YOU!"
"Yes, the tactitian says, ME!" said the tactitian spinning his duck through the air.
"No matter," said Negral reaching into his cloak. "FOR I HAVE. A MALLARD!" GASP! Suddenly, beams of energy extended out of the ducks mouths and corny star wars music started playing as the tactitian and Negral began to fight.
"Uh. Guys. A little help here?" Eliwood asked as koolaid man charged forward.
"UEUHEUHEUHUEH!" screamed Nils as he swung through the air, tarzan style, wearing only a loin cloth. " know koolaid man's weakness do I" Nils said dropping down from his vine. " REAL SUGAR!"
"NO!" Negral exclaimed as Nils threw the sugar into koolaid man.
"OH NO!" koolaid man yelled as he dissolved and a pile of "blood" was left where he was. During the time that Nergal was distracted, tactitian cut of his hand.
"AARRGH! MY HAND IS GONE! Oh. wait here it is." Nergal said pulling his arm out of his sleave. " HEAR ME TACTITIAN! I WILL DEFEAT YOU SOME DAY! WATCH OUT FOR DUCKS OF RETROSPECTION! MUHAHAHAHAHHAH- OW!" Nergal yelled as he was sucked into a vortex and disappeared.
"What did he mean by ducks of retrospect, Tactitian?" Lyn asked , smiling, again.
"Tactitian has no idea. Leeettt uusss eeeaaattt!"
"YEAH! WOHOO!" all the soldiers exclaimed, except Erk, who instead asked "Can I PLEEEAASSE hurt Nils now?"
"Okay,okay." Eliwood replied rolling his eyes.
"YAHHHH!" Erk yelled lokking evily at Nils. "EEEK!" Nils exclaimed, running away from an evil erk.
Well.Um. please review! "I WANT MY SOCKYYYYYY!"
Nils: I WANT SOOOCKKKKKSS!! Errrrmmm.. Whatever.
Chapter 4: Why the tactitian and water don't mix
Negral had just summoned koolaid man! Eliwood's one weakness! DOUBLE CHERRY! DUM DUM DUM!
"NOOOO!" Eliwood screamed as koolaid man charged forward.
"OH YEAH!" exclaimed Nergal, not realizing the tactitian was sneaking up behind him with a duck. BANG! The tactitian hit Nergal over the head with a duck. "OW!" Negral said swerving around to see who did that "YOU!"
"Yes, the tactitian says, ME!" said the tactitian spinning his duck through the air.
"No matter," said Negral reaching into his cloak. "FOR I HAVE. A MALLARD!" GASP! Suddenly, beams of energy extended out of the ducks mouths and corny star wars music started playing as the tactitian and Negral began to fight.
"Uh. Guys. A little help here?" Eliwood asked as koolaid man charged forward.
"UEUHEUHEUHUEH!" screamed Nils as he swung through the air, tarzan style, wearing only a loin cloth. " know koolaid man's weakness do I" Nils said dropping down from his vine. " REAL SUGAR!"
"NO!" Negral exclaimed as Nils threw the sugar into koolaid man.
"OH NO!" koolaid man yelled as he dissolved and a pile of "blood" was left where he was. During the time that Nergal was distracted, tactitian cut of his hand.
"AARRGH! MY HAND IS GONE! Oh. wait here it is." Nergal said pulling his arm out of his sleave. " HEAR ME TACTITIAN! I WILL DEFEAT YOU SOME DAY! WATCH OUT FOR DUCKS OF RETROSPECTION! MUHAHAHAHAHHAH- OW!" Nergal yelled as he was sucked into a vortex and disappeared.
"What did he mean by ducks of retrospect, Tactitian?" Lyn asked , smiling, again.
"Tactitian has no idea. Leeettt uusss eeeaaattt!"
"YEAH! WOHOO!" all the soldiers exclaimed, except Erk, who instead asked "Can I PLEEEAASSE hurt Nils now?"
"Okay,okay." Eliwood replied rolling his eyes.
"YAHHHH!" Erk yelled lokking evily at Nils. "EEEK!" Nils exclaimed, running away from an evil erk.
Well.Um. please review! "I WANT MY SOCKYYYYYY!"