Of course I thought. I would be stuck in Halloween Town with every citizen staring at me and Jack would be in Christmas Town. It's all in the stinking movie. You should KNOW.

I ended up in the town dungeons, which lay in the basement of the Town Hall. With my hands tied up behind me, I could clearly hear the creatures upstairs debating over what they were to do to me.

"She's an outsider! I say we EAT her!" I heard the Werewolf say.

"No! We should feed her to the vampires!" I could hear them mumbling in approval above me.

"Now wait a minute. We should wait for Jack! He'll know what to do!" The Mayor suggested. Everyone agreed wholeheartedly.

If I ever get out of here, I'll be sure to thank the Mayor…depending on what happens to me, I told herself.

Night passed into day, and I even pinpointed the exact second Jack came rolling into town on the snowmobile, even though I could see nothing through the small barred window set near the stone ceiling of the prison.