Authors: slytherinsRsexyer7283 and beater#4
Rating: PG-13
Summary: 5 years after arriving at Hogwarts, Harry finally defeats Lord Voldemort and helps Draco come to terms with the death of his family, could this be the start of a beautiful relationship?
Disclaimer: Jay-Kay owns it ALL. Except we own Seamus's sexy Irish eyes... o_O
Chapter One: Ludo Bagman Comes to Stay
Some babies
Some babies just ain't cute
With a name like Bruce
And everyone knows
That Bruce is no mans name
Like Bernard, Willis, Judy, Stan
Or Stu.
- Rubicon, "Bruce"
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Seamus rolled onto the floor.
"Ouch!" Said Ron.
"What's Seamus trying to do?" Harry asked.
Ron popped out from behind the ceiling and made some handicapped noises. "*handicapped noise* Harry, yay *handicapped noise* duh Harry. Trying to turn water into rum *handicapped noise*."
Dean Thomas put up his West Ham poster. "Seamus, what's your secret craving?"
Seamus whispered something to Neville which sounded suspiciously like 'all the boys in the dorm'.
"Come on guys, Get Pennywise... I mean lets go to breakfast..." Suggested Dobby.
"Wow! What a great idea Neville!" Cried Dudley.
"Lets go!" Said Harry and they all followed him in a single line all the way down the stairs and round the corner and down some more stairs and around another corner, through the Great Hall entrance and to the Gryffindor table. Harry laugh joviously as all 9 boys followed Harry to his seat and all tried to sit on him at the same time. "You guys are the best!" Harry said mateily as he punched them all playfully on the shoulder.
"We're going on a bear hunt!" Seamus screamed randomly.
"That's a great idea Seamus! Lets play Chinese Whispers while we eat our porridge on Weet-Bix!" Lee Jordan dreaded.
"Wow! Okay! You can start, Lucius!" Ron said.
"Some of the guys are gonna get together later on tonight and head of to Voldie's for a barbie mate." Whispered Oliver dodgily to Ollivander. Harry took a bite out of Seamus's carrot and thought about what Oliver had said. Leaning in closely- but not too close- he whispered into Fred or George's ear. "What's Seamus trying to do?" Ron couldn't help himself and popped out from behind Dumbledore's beard and made some handicapped noises. "*handicapped noise* Harry, yay *handicapped noise* duh Harry. Trying to turn water into rum *handicapped noise*."
Harry ignored this hurtful statement and urged Fred or George to continue with the game. Fred or George grabbed George or Fred and whispered sweetly into his ear. "I'm not Fred, I'm George! No really, I am Fred!" George or Fred nodded and leaned over to Neville. "I'm not George, I'm Fred! No really, I am George!"
Neville just stared blankly at nothing in particular, before turning to face Ginny. "Patty Patil said she was in the girls bathroom all day.......................................................................................................... cryin'". Ginny wrote in her diary. Then Ginny leaned skankily over Dean Thomas. "Good Luck!!!!!" Dean Thomas grinned, knowing he was the last in the circle, meaning he got to say the special sentence out loud. He cleared his throat and called for silence, which quickly hushed over the entire Great Hall.
"Some of the guys are gonna get together later on tonight and read the Last of the Mohicans." Dean said proudly.
"Yay Ron, you ruined the whole game! You have the worst memory ever! It looks like YOU'RE the one who needs a Remembrall!" Everyone laughed at Hermione's cool logic.
"Oh cripes! We have Potions with Professor Serevus Snape, aged 35 or 36."
"Actually that's a pretty wheat age for him." Sniveled Seamus.
Everyone suddenly was at Potions class.
"Oh I can't believe we have this class with Slytherin!!!!!" growled Susan Bones.
Harry ignored her and made Dawson faces at Draco Malfoy across the room. Draco winked and licked his lips, batting his long eyelashes and wiggling his hips. Everyron knew Draco had a secret crush, but whether that secret became known or not was up to Malfoy himself. Harry blushed. Ron blushed too. "Look Harry, your my best friend you know you can tell me anything, I'm here for you." Harry promptly shoved Ron off his stool. Ron stood back up but sat back in his own stool this time.
Serevus Snape, the potions master himself strode into the room, the loud swish of his robes deterring Seamus's loud loving sigh.
"I am teeth, I am fur, I am dribble. I am Snape, I AM THE WOLFMAN! I hate being bored and I can punch suns! I am the wolfman, I AM SEREVUS, I am the wolfman!!!!!" Snape snarled. Dumbledore popped his head into the classroom and whispered "Playstation..." and popped back out.
Snape assigned the class to some sort of assignment and they all set to work, mixing various things into their cauldron. Harry had already melted four of his cauldrons, due to Malfoy's inadvertent striptease on top of his desk. "50 points from Hufflepuff!" Snape cried, frowning at Seamus's Sea. Seamus got all flustered and dropped his Boyzone blanket and torchlight into his potion.
"What's Seamus trying to do?" Harry asked to no-one in particular, still staring at Draco's pelvic thrusts on the other side of the room. Ron popped out from behind Snape's robes and made some handicapped noises. "*handicapped noise* Harry, yay *handicapped noise* duh Harry. Trying to turn water into rum *handicapped noise*."
After that they all scurried out to their next class, which was Charms, with Professor Leprechaun- I mean, Willow- I mean, Ewok... no, I mean crappy Anekin friend.
They all sat down. Harry sighed. 'Oh no we have this class with Slytherin' he thought to himself.
"We're not that bad, are we?" Crabbe stroked Harry's arm lovingly, taking a seat across the room.
"Oh SHUT UP CRABBE!!" Hermione said emotionally, obviously still upset about catching him in bed with another man- Goyle.
Harry Potter suddenly felt a tickle on his foot and looked under the table and was met with smiling Irish eyes. "What's Seamus trying to do?" Harry asked, somewhat disturbed by this freak from Ireland. Ron popped out from behind a 10 leaf clover and made some handicapped noises. "*handicapped noise* Harry, yay *handicapped noise* duh Harry. Trying to turn water into rum *handicapped noise*."
A small man that looked remarkably like a leprechaun and Willow and an Ewok and Anekin's friend walked into the room and climbed onto his pile of books. "Hello class! I'm Professor Flitwick!"
"We know... we've had you for the past five years" Somebody said and the whole class snickered.
He set some sort of Charm for them to work on and the class got to work. Until.....
"Um, sir? What was it like in the hood?" Justin Finch-Fletcherly curiously asked, as once and old man had said in a wand store, no more than 5 years ago- 'Curious'. Flitwick nearly fell off his pile-o-books in surprise and nearly rolled onto Susan's Bones.
The class finished and they all made there way to the next class which was Muggle Studies with their teacher, Professor Lucius Malfoy. Hermione and Ron's scarred friend stomped into class, knowing that this class was one where the Gryffindor's were paired up with Slytherin again. The boy who lived found a seat next to Percy and Lee Jordamn, directly across the room from his very nemesis- Draco Malfoy, a Slytherin in Harry Potter's year.
"Seeing as its such a nice day I'm pairing you up and letting you romp gaily in the fresh daisies outside Greenhouse 5. Potter with Malfoy- not ME Malfoy, no no, my SON Malfoy." Lucius winked. "Weasley with Granger. Bones with Finch-Fletcherly. Dean Thomas with Longbottom. Chow with Diggory's Decomposing Corpse. Crabbe with Longbottom. Brown with Goyle. Patal with Goyle. Jordan with Parkinson. Oh and sorry Finnegan but you'll have to be MY partner.... INSIDE that is............. seeing as there's no one left to be your partner... oh what a SHAME Seamus."
The class, each hand in hand with their respective partners were suddenly outside Greenhouse 4, skipping gaily amongst the dandelions, their robes flowing merrily behind them.
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