Authors: slytherinsRsexyer7283 and beater#4
Rating: PG-13
Summary: 5 years after arriving at Hogwarts, over the spring break several students get turned into vampires by an unsuspecting student- Terry Boot
Disclaimer: J.K all the way!
Chapter 9 (part 1): Seamus, Lies and Videotape
If you think that I'm a loser...
Well you suck
Cos you know I ain't nothing, but a loser
Of your love I can't get enough
Girl its true
The whole wide world is smiling with you
- Ween, "Push The Little Daisies"
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During the night, the house elves sorted out all the Valentines mail and delivered it to their respective recipients. Everyone's mailboxes had been sellotaped to their bedposts, except for Seamus who had "accidentally" glued himself to his mailbox. Orlando, was the unfortunate house elf who had to deliver Seamus's mail, had a hard time fitting the mail into the slot because Seamus kept moving around.
The next morning, everyone awoke to piles of Valentines Cards... well, not everyone....
Fred and George:
"Hey Ginny, can you sort out our mail?" Fred asked, as the twins had only made one mailbox to share.
"Fred, Fred, Fred.... Fred, Fred..." Ginny sorted. "Fred... George, Fred, Fred, Fred- Oh no sorry George that one's for Fred.... Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred..." and she continued sorting until there was none left. Fred had about 60 or so cards from most of the people in school, while George only had one card. Which was from Fred.
Draco:
The tired blonde Slytherin rubbed his eyes and excitedly pulled down his golden glittered yellow mailbox from his bedpost, tipping out all of the cards onto his bed. He rummaged through the pile, picking out a silver and green glittery one with a messy crayon drawing of him and Harry holding hands on the front.
He opened the card, which was filled with silver glitter. Draco sprinkled some in his hair and admired his prettiness.
Dearest Dragon,
Our love is like a fire breathing dragon
Norwegian Ridgeback- my brother CHARLIE... in ROMANIA
Shut up Ron!
Anyway...
I love you, come give me a hug...
Happy Valentines Day.
Love your Lion
Harry.
Seamus:
The Irish sandy haired boy opened his eyes pornographically and moved his hand s-l-o-w-l-y southward to his 'male box'.
"No no not *that* mail box..." Seamus scolded himself, noting to spank himself later.
He reached in to the slot and slowly pulled out an envelope. Fumbling Irish hands ripped open the seal and he hungrily pulled out the card.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!
Hope you like your 'presents'
Love your favorite Marauder..
James Potter
Seamus tossed this card aside, as he would give it to Ron later because he didn't want Ron to catch a cold tonight.
He chose another, and opened the red sparkly card.
I love your Irish Smiling Eyes
And your sandy hair
And I blush
And put my elbow in the butter dish
Reminds me of an Irish Beach
I'll be your pot of gold
I write your name in my diary
My brother likes you too
At the end of the rainbow
Love your Leprechaun,
Anonymous.
Harry:
The raven-haired Gryffindor Quidditch Seeker who was ironically blind without his glasses and had a scar that looked remarkably like a lightening bolt and dubbed 'the boy who lived' among friends and family awoke and put on his glasses so he could see. Harry suppressed a delighted squeal as he saw his blue hearted mailbox was filled with colored cards and envelopes. He spotted a super-sized envelope that wouldn't even fit in the mailbox, sitting on top. It was an off-brown color and there were stains on it like grubby hands the size of dust-bin lids had sent it. Harry opened it and enclosed was a scrap of parchment with a short poem on it.
Harrie
I lov yer green Iyes,
Yer hare iz so soffte
Lov HaGreid
"Um... cool..." Harry tossed it into Ron's Collection Bin. He eyed a pretty pink sparkly envelope that had his name spelled correctly on the front. Opening it, some pink glitter spilled onto his nightie. Harry giggled. The card had a jumbo-marker drawing of a lion and a snake with a heart in the middle.
Dearest Lion,
Our love is like a roaring Chuebakka
Argh Arrghgghrghrrhghing in the sun...
Um I'm sorry, I'm not good at writing poems.
Happy Valentines Day,
Love your Dragon/Snake
Draco xxx ooo xxx ooo xxx ooo
Other people that got valentines were people such as Marcus Flint, who received an anonymous poem from Susan Bones about how she liked his teeth. Mr T got quite a few V-Day cards this year, many of which were West posters that he already had. He put them all up anyway. Ron was too poor to have a mailbox or a bed so he had a second hand pile of cards that weren't even addressed to him that he was using as a pillow.
Hermione's not in this chapter because she's in the corner trying to get her grade changed with the freshly dead Professor Walsh.
Dumbledore had a few old wrinkly cards in his crusty box, from Barty Crouch, Lucius Malfoy, Nicholas Flammel, Grindelward and Salazar Slytherin.
For tonight was the YULE BALL!
A.N: Wow! Did you get our clues about who was the person that sent Seamus that anonymous card? This is just the first part in a two part installment of this chapter! Woo! PLEASE review! Review! Review!