Akira: Okie in this story my name is Kiseki, as it was my original self-
proclaimed name, but I changed it to Akira.
Rakuten: *evil glare*
Akira: yes that evil glare is for all of you lame non-readers(this does not include you, MB and ECD!)
Rakuten: *stands in attack posture*
Akira: Alright, well im getting this lame chapter started. By the way The Rage Beat and Slow Sleepless Beauty are awesome songs!!
Episode Two: The Question Round
Kiseki: WELCOME INVISIBLE AUDIENCE TO.THE BACHELOR!! Today our five bachelorettes are going to ask Link questions, in which he is obliged to answer.**evil laugh** Now let's welcome out guest!! HEEEEEERE'S LINK!! *AN: I stole invisible audience from MB.^_^
Link: Thank you! Thank you **bows to the non-existent audience.**
Kiseki: Now Link the girls will ask you questions, just call on the bachelorettes by number.
Link: Bachelorette number five.
Ruto: Do you remember me?
Link: .um.no
Ruto: **sobs**
Kiseki: now that Link made Ruto cry, I'll call on the girls. Number one.
Samus: .uh.I thought this was a game show.
Link: it is! You dummy! The prize is ME! **glows with pride**
Samus: I mean a real game show with MONEY as a prize.
Link: .well I'm better than money!
Samus: you wanna prove that you pansy?
Link: PANSY?!?!? GET YOUR UGLY MAN-LIKE SELF OUT HERE!!!
**Suddenly you see a glowy thing from behind the curtain, and Link cowering under his chair. Then you hear WHOOSH! And there's a big hole through the curtain.**
Samus: **walks through hole** NOW WHERE IS THE PIPESQUEAK!?!?
**sees him under chair**
Samus: **laughs** I shoulda known that he'd be hiding, how childish.
Link: **gets up** THAT'S UNCALLED FOR!! **Gets master sword out**
Samus: what is that? A toothpick?
Link: HOW DARE YOU!!
**Kiseki sits there looking amused**
Zelda: um.announcer.are you going break up that fight?
Kiseki: .no
Zelda: **sighs**
**Link is being chased by Samus who is throwing various objects at him.**
Samus: COME BACK HERE YOU CHICKEN!!
Link: NOOOOO!! O.O;;
**Samus takes a huge chunk of ice and throws it at him**
Link: X_X
Samus: MUAHAHAHA!! VICTORY IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
**Link kicks Samus in the back of the leg and she falls..THUD**
Samus: YOU..WILL..DIE!! (you know like San from Princess Mononoke when she threatens Ashitaka???)
Link: **huddled up in a ball** Don't hurt me!!
Samus: *throws cotton balls at Link*
Link: OUCH!! YOU DEMON!!
**Inu-Yasha pops up**
Inu-Yasha: DON'T BE HATIN' ON DEMONS YOU HUMAN FILTH!!!
**he disappears**
Link and Samus: O_O
Zelda: **sees as opportune moment**
**Zelda uses her magic and puts Link on top of a book shelf, and also sends Samus back home**
Kiseki: HEY! You weren't supposed to do that.
Link: HEY! HOW'D I GET UP HERE???
Samus: What the..?
Kiseki: Alright back to the questions.
Jigglypuff: JIGGY-PUFF!!
Kiseki: .um.I have no idea what that thing said.
Link: I need to pee.
Zelda: Shut-up you cry baby.
Link: =-{
Kiseki: Sigh.Tune in next time for Question Round part two.
Peach: and review or I'll get my golf club out!
~End~
Rakuten: *evil glare*
Akira: yes that evil glare is for all of you lame non-readers(this does not include you, MB and ECD!)
Rakuten: *stands in attack posture*
Akira: Alright, well im getting this lame chapter started. By the way The Rage Beat and Slow Sleepless Beauty are awesome songs!!
Episode Two: The Question Round
Kiseki: WELCOME INVISIBLE AUDIENCE TO.THE BACHELOR!! Today our five bachelorettes are going to ask Link questions, in which he is obliged to answer.**evil laugh** Now let's welcome out guest!! HEEEEEERE'S LINK!! *AN: I stole invisible audience from MB.^_^
Link: Thank you! Thank you **bows to the non-existent audience.**
Kiseki: Now Link the girls will ask you questions, just call on the bachelorettes by number.
Link: Bachelorette number five.
Ruto: Do you remember me?
Link: .um.no
Ruto: **sobs**
Kiseki: now that Link made Ruto cry, I'll call on the girls. Number one.
Samus: .uh.I thought this was a game show.
Link: it is! You dummy! The prize is ME! **glows with pride**
Samus: I mean a real game show with MONEY as a prize.
Link: .well I'm better than money!
Samus: you wanna prove that you pansy?
Link: PANSY?!?!? GET YOUR UGLY MAN-LIKE SELF OUT HERE!!!
**Suddenly you see a glowy thing from behind the curtain, and Link cowering under his chair. Then you hear WHOOSH! And there's a big hole through the curtain.**
Samus: **walks through hole** NOW WHERE IS THE PIPESQUEAK!?!?
**sees him under chair**
Samus: **laughs** I shoulda known that he'd be hiding, how childish.
Link: **gets up** THAT'S UNCALLED FOR!! **Gets master sword out**
Samus: what is that? A toothpick?
Link: HOW DARE YOU!!
**Kiseki sits there looking amused**
Zelda: um.announcer.are you going break up that fight?
Kiseki: .no
Zelda: **sighs**
**Link is being chased by Samus who is throwing various objects at him.**
Samus: COME BACK HERE YOU CHICKEN!!
Link: NOOOOO!! O.O;;
**Samus takes a huge chunk of ice and throws it at him**
Link: X_X
Samus: MUAHAHAHA!! VICTORY IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
**Link kicks Samus in the back of the leg and she falls..THUD**
Samus: YOU..WILL..DIE!! (you know like San from Princess Mononoke when she threatens Ashitaka???)
Link: **huddled up in a ball** Don't hurt me!!
Samus: *throws cotton balls at Link*
Link: OUCH!! YOU DEMON!!
**Inu-Yasha pops up**
Inu-Yasha: DON'T BE HATIN' ON DEMONS YOU HUMAN FILTH!!!
**he disappears**
Link and Samus: O_O
Zelda: **sees as opportune moment**
**Zelda uses her magic and puts Link on top of a book shelf, and also sends Samus back home**
Kiseki: HEY! You weren't supposed to do that.
Link: HEY! HOW'D I GET UP HERE???
Samus: What the..?
Kiseki: Alright back to the questions.
Jigglypuff: JIGGY-PUFF!!
Kiseki: .um.I have no idea what that thing said.
Link: I need to pee.
Zelda: Shut-up you cry baby.
Link: =-{
Kiseki: Sigh.Tune in next time for Question Round part two.
Peach: and review or I'll get my golf club out!
~End~