Akira: Alrighty, chapter three is up.yeah it's kinda bogus, but hey it's my
first.
Saiyaku: Oh shut-up, don't forget to answer marth_fan14's question.
Mitsukai: Oh you need to be quiet you mad cow!
Saiyaku: Are you suggesting I have mad cow disease??
Mitsukai: I'm not suggesting! I know!
Saiyaku: **a moo-like hisssss**
Akira: **sigh** You guys shut-up. Anywho math_fan14, yes I am insulting Link a little, it's kinda of an inside joke, but other characters get insulted.like in this one for example.X_X
Saiyaku: What'd you do that for?
Mitsukai: Didn't want her giving away the ending.
Episode Three: Question Round Part Two
**sounds in background** ????: NO! UNHAND ME!! EVIL FIENDS!! HOW DARE YOU!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!
Kiseki: **cough** Okay let's welcome back our five bachelorettes!!
Link: Don't you mean four? Cuz didn't Zelda do something to Samus.
**evil twinkle in Kiseki's eye**
????: NO!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! I WILL NEVER DO SUCH A THING!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THAT!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! YOU CAN- mmmff!!! MMMMF!!!!
Link: **scared** Whaaa..aaat was that??
Kiseki: **evil grin** that's a surprise.
Link: uh oh. O.o;
Kiseki: now that all our guests are in place, let's begin with the questions. Peach?
Peach: Are you always so babyish?
Link: #o.o Are you BRAINDEAD?? SHE ATTACKED ME, YOU LESBIAN!!
Peach: UH! How dare you!! You tiny little short man.why I oughta!!
Kiseki: STOP! Although last week was very amusing, I cannot allow you to hurt our bachelor.tax purposes.
Peach: O.O
Kiseki: Okay where were we?? Ahhh yeah right right. Ruto?
Ruto: Link, have you read any of the articles about you?
Link: .no..why?
Ruto: just.wondering.
Link: TELL ME!!
Ruto: ALRIGHT YOU WHINEY CHICKEN TREE!! THEY ALL SAY YOU ARE GAY WITH.**shuts up**
Link: GAY?!?!?!? WITH WHO!?!?! TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Ruto: I'm not saying anymore!
Link: ARGH!! **runs through the curtain and tries to strangle Princess Ruto.**
Link: YOU.**holds her neck** MUST.TELL.**shakes her head back and forth**ME!!!!!
Ruto: X.X
JigglyPuff: JIG! Jiggy-PUFF!!
Kiseki: Does anybody know what the heck she just said??
All: Nope.
Jigglypuff: # +.+ **sings**
All: Asleep.
About 2 hours later.
Link: AHHHH!! YOUR FACE!! IT'S BEEN SCARRED!! **runs around and screams like a little girl**
Peach: Talk about ugly, who did the improvements to Link's face?
Link: I HEARD THAT WITCH!
Zelda: I don't know, but do you smell something burning??
Kiseki: Where'd JigglyPu-HOLY FUDGING BUNNIE BUTTS!! THE STUDIO IS ON FIRE!!
Outside.
Samus: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! THAT'S ONLY WHAT YOU DESERVE!! JUST AS I DESERVE THE SHIKON NO TAMA!! Wait.that's not in the script.whoops. let's start that again.
**Samus tries again**
Samus: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THAT'S ONLY WHAT YOU DESERVE FOR TYING ME UP!! YOU OLD HAG!! YOUR MAGIC WILL NEVER GET ME!!! THANKS TO THAT WRETCHED PUFFBALL I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
All inside: O.O
Ruto: Can't breathe.must.get.into..WATER!
Zelda: **uses magic and transports everybody outside.**
Samus: uh oh.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-X.X
Peach: Finally! Oh no! She bent my tennis racket!!
Kiseki: Link will buy you a new one.
Link: **unconscious on the floor** NO!!!! I GOTTA GET TO THE STATION!! MUST.DO..MAGAZINE..COVER!! NEED.TO.CALL.gay FRIEND!!
All: **snickers**
Zelda: do you think we should tell him about this?
Ruto: Nah.
Peach: REVIEW!! OR I'LL WACK YOU WITH MY TENNIS RACKET!!
Saiyaku: Oh shut-up, don't forget to answer marth_fan14's question.
Mitsukai: Oh you need to be quiet you mad cow!
Saiyaku: Are you suggesting I have mad cow disease??
Mitsukai: I'm not suggesting! I know!
Saiyaku: **a moo-like hisssss**
Akira: **sigh** You guys shut-up. Anywho math_fan14, yes I am insulting Link a little, it's kinda of an inside joke, but other characters get insulted.like in this one for example.X_X
Saiyaku: What'd you do that for?
Mitsukai: Didn't want her giving away the ending.
Episode Three: Question Round Part Two
**sounds in background** ????: NO! UNHAND ME!! EVIL FIENDS!! HOW DARE YOU!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!
Kiseki: **cough** Okay let's welcome back our five bachelorettes!!
Link: Don't you mean four? Cuz didn't Zelda do something to Samus.
**evil twinkle in Kiseki's eye**
????: NO!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! I WILL NEVER DO SUCH A THING!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THAT!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! YOU CAN- mmmff!!! MMMMF!!!!
Link: **scared** Whaaa..aaat was that??
Kiseki: **evil grin** that's a surprise.
Link: uh oh. O.o;
Kiseki: now that all our guests are in place, let's begin with the questions. Peach?
Peach: Are you always so babyish?
Link: #o.o Are you BRAINDEAD?? SHE ATTACKED ME, YOU LESBIAN!!
Peach: UH! How dare you!! You tiny little short man.why I oughta!!
Kiseki: STOP! Although last week was very amusing, I cannot allow you to hurt our bachelor.tax purposes.
Peach: O.O
Kiseki: Okay where were we?? Ahhh yeah right right. Ruto?
Ruto: Link, have you read any of the articles about you?
Link: .no..why?
Ruto: just.wondering.
Link: TELL ME!!
Ruto: ALRIGHT YOU WHINEY CHICKEN TREE!! THEY ALL SAY YOU ARE GAY WITH.**shuts up**
Link: GAY?!?!?!? WITH WHO!?!?! TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Ruto: I'm not saying anymore!
Link: ARGH!! **runs through the curtain and tries to strangle Princess Ruto.**
Link: YOU.**holds her neck** MUST.TELL.**shakes her head back and forth**ME!!!!!
Ruto: X.X
JigglyPuff: JIG! Jiggy-PUFF!!
Kiseki: Does anybody know what the heck she just said??
All: Nope.
Jigglypuff: # +.+ **sings**
All: Asleep.
About 2 hours later.
Link: AHHHH!! YOUR FACE!! IT'S BEEN SCARRED!! **runs around and screams like a little girl**
Peach: Talk about ugly, who did the improvements to Link's face?
Link: I HEARD THAT WITCH!
Zelda: I don't know, but do you smell something burning??
Kiseki: Where'd JigglyPu-HOLY FUDGING BUNNIE BUTTS!! THE STUDIO IS ON FIRE!!
Outside.
Samus: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! THAT'S ONLY WHAT YOU DESERVE!! JUST AS I DESERVE THE SHIKON NO TAMA!! Wait.that's not in the script.whoops. let's start that again.
**Samus tries again**
Samus: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THAT'S ONLY WHAT YOU DESERVE FOR TYING ME UP!! YOU OLD HAG!! YOUR MAGIC WILL NEVER GET ME!!! THANKS TO THAT WRETCHED PUFFBALL I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
All inside: O.O
Ruto: Can't breathe.must.get.into..WATER!
Zelda: **uses magic and transports everybody outside.**
Samus: uh oh.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-X.X
Peach: Finally! Oh no! She bent my tennis racket!!
Kiseki: Link will buy you a new one.
Link: **unconscious on the floor** NO!!!! I GOTTA GET TO THE STATION!! MUST.DO..MAGAZINE..COVER!! NEED.TO.CALL.gay FRIEND!!
All: **snickers**
Zelda: do you think we should tell him about this?
Ruto: Nah.
Peach: REVIEW!! OR I'LL WACK YOU WITH MY TENNIS RACKET!!