Akira: Yep, another chapter in this lame-o story. But I guess I can at
least say I've had some fun writing it.
Link: Yeah making me miserable.
Akira: oh bite me!
Link: **disappears**
Akira: Okie well I want to finish this so I can go read Inu-yasha fics.ahhhh ^_^
Episode Four: The Untitled
Kiseki: Well those questions didn't go so well, so instead of more questions, we are going to embarrass Link!! So stay tuned for fun as we bring our guest!!
Link: HELLO!! Wow I really have to get used to this no audience thing.so what's the scoop for today? More questions??
Kiseki: .um.sure.
Link: HEYY!! You don't sound too sure about that!!
Kiseki: Just shut-up and look cute.oh sorrie am I asking too much? **mean look**
Link: that hurt! **A.N.borrowed from MB as she says it all the time**
Kiseki: Alright, Samus who might that be on the phone?
Samus: MMMFF mmmMMMmmmFf.
Kiseki: Oooh.Talim isn't it?
Samus: **nods head**
Link: TALIM?!?!?! **thinks.OH NO!! I'M DEAD!**
Kiseki: And is Talim watching the show?
Samus: **nods head**
Kiseki: and what is she saying?
Samus: MMMM!!
Kiseki: Oh right.Link untie her mouth.
Link: ME?? Why ME?!??!
Kiseki: Cuz you are the torturee
Link: O.o;;
**Unties Samus**
Samus: Finally you jackrabbit! Talim said that either you were going to untie me or she was going to come down here and whoop you all!
Kiseki: Rrrright.
Samus: **sticks tongue out**
Kiseki: So Samus, ask Talim if she has any secrets about Link.
Samus: She does.
Kiseki: **tries to look surprised** And what might they be?
~!~Link: NOOOO!! MY LIFE!! IS.RUINED!!
Samus: **evil grin** We-ell, she said that Link asked her out in the first ten minutes he saw her, that horny devil. 'Course she said no. Then later that night she woke up cuz he was leaning over her breathing real heavy. Of course she started beating im up, and somehow found a stick and kept stabbing Link in the leg. Ever wondered why it took seven years for him to beat Ocarina of Time? Link was in therapy! He had to learn to walk, because she stabbed him so bad!! That's also why he wears pantyhose, cuz he is embarrassed of those horrendous scars!!. ^_^
Link: **fainted**
Kiseki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Might Talim know why he wears a dress??
Samus: **into phone** Did ya hear that question Talim? Ooo.wow that is some pretty radical information. Thanks!!
Kiseki: what'd she say? What'd she say???
Samus: Hold your horses, you monkeybutt.
Kiseki: EXCUSE ME??? WHAT did you just call ME?????
Samus: **screams**MONKEY BUTT MONKEY BUTT!!
Kiseki: AHHHHHHHH **throws clipboard at Samus** **bounced off her forehead**
Samus: no you di'nt!
Kiseki: Oh yes I did you.you.TURTLE SOUP!!
Samus: Turtle soup?? NOOO!!! NOW YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!! TAKE THAT BACK!!
Kiseki: BITE ME WITCH!!!
Samus: **starts crying** YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!!
Kiseki: Right right.**tapes her mouth up again and takes the phone**
Kiseki: Darn Talim hung up.
**mysterious figure is seen in doorway**
????: WHERE IS SAMUS?!?!?!?!?
Kiseki: She's right here, you can take her if you want.
????: **runs to Samus** My poor baby!!! WHAT'D THEY DO TO YOU??? Your armor is all scratched and WHAT IS THIS??? You have a bump the size of MARS on your head!! WHO DID THIS!?!??!!?
Samus: **points eyes at Kiseki**
Kiseki: Don't blow a gasket you old hag.
????: HAG?!?!?! I BEG YOUR PARDON!! You little scoundrel!! I will beat you and fry you over a fire for what you've done to my baby!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **charges**
Kiseki: **dodges cuz she's faster**
????: I WILL GET YOU DEVIL WOMAN!!!
Kiseki: Right right.Well stay tuned next week for Episode Five: The Mystery Assassin.
~End~
**Mitsukai and Saiyaku appear**
Mitsukai: Hey! Where did the authoress go?!?!
Saiyaki: Stupid! Did you not hear her?? She went to go read Inu-Yasha fics!
Mitsukai: I am NOT stupid!! **punches Saiyaku in the face**
Saiyaku: you are SOO stupid! **disappears in a cloud of dust**
Mitsukai: HEY! Where did you go?!?! Wahhh!! I'm alone!! **disappears in a beam of light**
Link: Yeah making me miserable.
Akira: oh bite me!
Link: **disappears**
Akira: Okie well I want to finish this so I can go read Inu-yasha fics.ahhhh ^_^
Episode Four: The Untitled
Kiseki: Well those questions didn't go so well, so instead of more questions, we are going to embarrass Link!! So stay tuned for fun as we bring our guest!!
Link: HELLO!! Wow I really have to get used to this no audience thing.so what's the scoop for today? More questions??
Kiseki: .um.sure.
Link: HEYY!! You don't sound too sure about that!!
Kiseki: Just shut-up and look cute.oh sorrie am I asking too much? **mean look**
Link: that hurt! **A.N.borrowed from MB as she says it all the time**
Kiseki: Alright, Samus who might that be on the phone?
Samus: MMMFF mmmMMMmmmFf.
Kiseki: Oooh.Talim isn't it?
Samus: **nods head**
Link: TALIM?!?!?! **thinks.OH NO!! I'M DEAD!**
Kiseki: And is Talim watching the show?
Samus: **nods head**
Kiseki: and what is she saying?
Samus: MMMM!!
Kiseki: Oh right.Link untie her mouth.
Link: ME?? Why ME?!??!
Kiseki: Cuz you are the torturee
Link: O.o;;
**Unties Samus**
Samus: Finally you jackrabbit! Talim said that either you were going to untie me or she was going to come down here and whoop you all!
Kiseki: Rrrright.
Samus: **sticks tongue out**
Kiseki: So Samus, ask Talim if she has any secrets about Link.
Samus: She does.
Kiseki: **tries to look surprised** And what might they be?
~!~Link: NOOOO!! MY LIFE!! IS.RUINED!!
Samus: **evil grin** We-ell, she said that Link asked her out in the first ten minutes he saw her, that horny devil. 'Course she said no. Then later that night she woke up cuz he was leaning over her breathing real heavy. Of course she started beating im up, and somehow found a stick and kept stabbing Link in the leg. Ever wondered why it took seven years for him to beat Ocarina of Time? Link was in therapy! He had to learn to walk, because she stabbed him so bad!! That's also why he wears pantyhose, cuz he is embarrassed of those horrendous scars!!. ^_^
Link: **fainted**
Kiseki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Might Talim know why he wears a dress??
Samus: **into phone** Did ya hear that question Talim? Ooo.wow that is some pretty radical information. Thanks!!
Kiseki: what'd she say? What'd she say???
Samus: Hold your horses, you monkeybutt.
Kiseki: EXCUSE ME??? WHAT did you just call ME?????
Samus: **screams**MONKEY BUTT MONKEY BUTT!!
Kiseki: AHHHHHHHH **throws clipboard at Samus** **bounced off her forehead**
Samus: no you di'nt!
Kiseki: Oh yes I did you.you.TURTLE SOUP!!
Samus: Turtle soup?? NOOO!!! NOW YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!! TAKE THAT BACK!!
Kiseki: BITE ME WITCH!!!
Samus: **starts crying** YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!!
Kiseki: Right right.**tapes her mouth up again and takes the phone**
Kiseki: Darn Talim hung up.
**mysterious figure is seen in doorway**
????: WHERE IS SAMUS?!?!?!?!?
Kiseki: She's right here, you can take her if you want.
????: **runs to Samus** My poor baby!!! WHAT'D THEY DO TO YOU??? Your armor is all scratched and WHAT IS THIS??? You have a bump the size of MARS on your head!! WHO DID THIS!?!??!!?
Samus: **points eyes at Kiseki**
Kiseki: Don't blow a gasket you old hag.
????: HAG?!?!?! I BEG YOUR PARDON!! You little scoundrel!! I will beat you and fry you over a fire for what you've done to my baby!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **charges**
Kiseki: **dodges cuz she's faster**
????: I WILL GET YOU DEVIL WOMAN!!!
Kiseki: Right right.Well stay tuned next week for Episode Five: The Mystery Assassin.
~End~
**Mitsukai and Saiyaku appear**
Mitsukai: Hey! Where did the authoress go?!?!
Saiyaki: Stupid! Did you not hear her?? She went to go read Inu-Yasha fics!
Mitsukai: I am NOT stupid!! **punches Saiyaku in the face**
Saiyaku: you are SOO stupid! **disappears in a cloud of dust**
Mitsukai: HEY! Where did you go?!?! Wahhh!! I'm alone!! **disappears in a beam of light**