Akira: Yes I know, I am posting the last few chapters all together, but I
am finally done, and I want to be completely done with them on FF.N.
Mitsukai: Yeah so she can work on that other story!
Akira: That is NOT it!
Saiyaku: Yes it is!!
Akira: Oh so what now? You guys are ganging up on me??
Mitsukai and Saiyaku: **grins**yep
Akira: So what if it's true?!?!
Mitsukai: That's what we are saying!!
Akira: **sigh.** Whatever, let's start this.
Episode Five: The Mystery Assassin
Kiseki: Samus, I have decided that you are officially KICKED OFF this show.
Samus: Hallelujah!
Kiseki: .NOT!!
Samus: **cries**
Mystery Assain: LET HER LEAVE, YOU FREAK OF UGLY NATURE!!!!!!
Kiseki: I MAY BE A FREAK, BUT I AM NOT UGLY!! O.O###### (tick marks) **gets out toothpick sword**
M.A. **laughs hyseterically** (for you ofalloners, think Sakmua's Oberon) YOU are going to stab me with a TOOTHPICK?? THAT'S PATHETIC!!
Kiseki: rrright.**swork transforms**
M.A.: Holy **bleep bleeeeeeeeep**
**Marth pops in from MB's first fic** NOT HOLY!! NOT HOLY!! WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN???? **wacks M.A. and vanishes**
M.A.: X_X
Samus: Wow.that was weird.
Kiseki: **mutters**gotta thank him later.
M.A. AHHHHH!!! MY ARM IS BLEEDING!!!!
Kiseki: **yawns** put a sock it it!! Heeeeeeere's Linky-boy!!
Link: zzzzz**drooling**
M.A.: AHHHH!! The ugliness of the elf blinds me!!!!! **leaves**
Kiseki: WAKE UP YOU STUPIDHEAD!!
Link: huh? What? What did I miss??
Kiseki: Nothing, its your time to pick a chick and get this lame game show over with.
**in background**
Samus: NO!!!! MY LOVE!!! COME BACK TO ME!!!!!!! **cries**
Kiseki: rrright.so Link who do you pick??
Link: ummm...
Kiseki: Would it be bachelorette # 1? The insecure and emotionally unstable, Samus!?!??
Link: .
Kiseki: **ignores Link** Or Bachelorette #2, the lovely yet anti-link, ZEDLA!!!!!
Link: ..
Kiseki: ugh, link you are sooo gay!!
Link: HEY!
Kiseki: Let's move on to bachelorette number 3. The Watermelon sized JIGGLYPUFF!!!!
Jigglypuff: Jiggy?? **looks around frantically** Akira: **taks a sip of rain**
Link: **mouth open wide to the floor, anime style**
Kiseki: What's your problem?? Or maybe it will be bachelorette number 4 Princess Peach!! WAIT!! Where'd she go???
**sees note on chair**
Dear Kiseki,
Sorry I left without saying good-by, but you were fighting with that mystery assassin. I'm off with the Mario Brothers!!
Love(not)
Peach Kiseki: ooooh.oh well!
Link: How'd you know?
Kiseki: Know what?
Link: That I was .
Kiseki: Bachelorette number five, the MB proclaimed whore!! Blue-fish Ruto!!
Link:**sobs** I'M GAY!!
Kiseki: I know, but pick a freak anywho.
Link: DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!
Kiseki: Yes I did, but we're outta time!! Tune in next time for who link picks.
Link: BUT YOU DON'T GET IT!!
Kiseki: **sips more rain**
**MB appears**
MB: I WANT RAIN!! ** she steals it and runs away laughing.**
~end
Akira: Yep another episode gone by.
Saiyaku: What was the big idea? Starting the show before I could have a last word?!?!
Akira: That was the POINT you stupid cow fairy.
Mitsukai: You can't mean that! Otherwise I'd be the sister of a stupid cow fairy!!
Akira: oh what? And that bother's you??
Mitsukai:.yes.
Akira: **sigh**
Saiyaku: I get the last word!!
Mitsukai: Yeah so she can work on that other story!
Akira: That is NOT it!
Saiyaku: Yes it is!!
Akira: Oh so what now? You guys are ganging up on me??
Mitsukai and Saiyaku: **grins**yep
Akira: So what if it's true?!?!
Mitsukai: That's what we are saying!!
Akira: **sigh.** Whatever, let's start this.
Episode Five: The Mystery Assassin
Kiseki: Samus, I have decided that you are officially KICKED OFF this show.
Samus: Hallelujah!
Kiseki: .NOT!!
Samus: **cries**
Mystery Assain: LET HER LEAVE, YOU FREAK OF UGLY NATURE!!!!!!
Kiseki: I MAY BE A FREAK, BUT I AM NOT UGLY!! O.O###### (tick marks) **gets out toothpick sword**
M.A. **laughs hyseterically** (for you ofalloners, think Sakmua's Oberon) YOU are going to stab me with a TOOTHPICK?? THAT'S PATHETIC!!
Kiseki: rrright.**swork transforms**
M.A.: Holy **bleep bleeeeeeeeep**
**Marth pops in from MB's first fic** NOT HOLY!! NOT HOLY!! WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN???? **wacks M.A. and vanishes**
M.A.: X_X
Samus: Wow.that was weird.
Kiseki: **mutters**gotta thank him later.
M.A. AHHHHH!!! MY ARM IS BLEEDING!!!!
Kiseki: **yawns** put a sock it it!! Heeeeeeere's Linky-boy!!
Link: zzzzz**drooling**
M.A.: AHHHH!! The ugliness of the elf blinds me!!!!! **leaves**
Kiseki: WAKE UP YOU STUPIDHEAD!!
Link: huh? What? What did I miss??
Kiseki: Nothing, its your time to pick a chick and get this lame game show over with.
**in background**
Samus: NO!!!! MY LOVE!!! COME BACK TO ME!!!!!!! **cries**
Kiseki: rrright.so Link who do you pick??
Link: ummm...
Kiseki: Would it be bachelorette # 1? The insecure and emotionally unstable, Samus!?!??
Link: .
Kiseki: **ignores Link** Or Bachelorette #2, the lovely yet anti-link, ZEDLA!!!!!
Link: ..
Kiseki: ugh, link you are sooo gay!!
Link: HEY!
Kiseki: Let's move on to bachelorette number 3. The Watermelon sized JIGGLYPUFF!!!!
Jigglypuff: Jiggy?? **looks around frantically** Akira: **taks a sip of rain**
Link: **mouth open wide to the floor, anime style**
Kiseki: What's your problem?? Or maybe it will be bachelorette number 4 Princess Peach!! WAIT!! Where'd she go???
**sees note on chair**
Dear Kiseki,
Sorry I left without saying good-by, but you were fighting with that mystery assassin. I'm off with the Mario Brothers!!
Love(not)
Peach Kiseki: ooooh.oh well!
Link: How'd you know?
Kiseki: Know what?
Link: That I was .
Kiseki: Bachelorette number five, the MB proclaimed whore!! Blue-fish Ruto!!
Link:**sobs** I'M GAY!!
Kiseki: I know, but pick a freak anywho.
Link: DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!
Kiseki: Yes I did, but we're outta time!! Tune in next time for who link picks.
Link: BUT YOU DON'T GET IT!!
Kiseki: **sips more rain**
**MB appears**
MB: I WANT RAIN!! ** she steals it and runs away laughing.**
~end
Akira: Yep another episode gone by.
Saiyaku: What was the big idea? Starting the show before I could have a last word?!?!
Akira: That was the POINT you stupid cow fairy.
Mitsukai: You can't mean that! Otherwise I'd be the sister of a stupid cow fairy!!
Akira: oh what? And that bother's you??
Mitsukai:.yes.
Akira: **sigh**
Saiyaku: I get the last word!!