Mitsukai: see!! I told you she is rally trying to get these things done!!
Akira: so what if I am!?! Get off my back!!
Saiyaku: sheesh, don't bite my head off.
**bell rings**
Saiyaku and Mitsukai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! **with a beam of light and a cloud of dust they disappear**
Akira: **whew** Thanks MB!
MB: No problem.
Akira: GO READ HER FICS NOW!! Her s/n is Mango Barbie. GO.NOW!! ^_^
Chapter Six: The End (finally!)
Kiseki: Okie now we are finally at the end, of this incredibly stupid show!
Link: Boy are you ever right!
Kiseki: I wasn't asking for your opinion!!
Link: **grumble grumble**
Kiseki: Alright, now that Samus's lover is gone, who do you pick??
Link: umm..**looks really nervous**
**door burst open**
M.A.: Alright Kiseki, I'll be taking my Samus back, thank-you very much!
Kiseki: **rolls eyes**
M.A.: I'M NOT KIDDING!!
Kiseki: Alright, alright take her!!
M.A.: **mouth drops open to the floor** what did you say?
Kiseki: I SAID **screams at top of lungs**YOU CAN TAKE THAT WENCH!!
M.A.: Oh okie, well I'll be taking her then.
Samus: YES!!
**Inu-Yasha appears** Hey! Are you that old hag who was using my lines!!?!
Samus: **gulps**
M.A.: YEAH! So what are you going to do about it?!?
Inu-Yasha: I'm going to-**was cut off by Kagome**
Kagome: He's going to sue you!
Inu-Yasha: HEY! Who told you to come along??
Kagome: Well duh, noone has to invite me you idiot.
Inu-Yasha: . O.O ###
Sango: Kagome, we're leaving!
Kagome: Come Inu-yasha!
Inu-Yasha: Since when am I your dog?!?!
Kagome: Since you had ears, sit boy!
Inu-Yasha: **FOOMP**
**they leave**
All: O.O ;;
M.A.: What was that all about?
Samus: I dunno, but I'm sure happy they left!
Kiseki: WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**takes a breath* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Dude what is your problem!?!?
Kiseki: I DIDN'T GET INU-YASHA'S AUTOGRAPH! THAT'S WHAT YOU STUPID MONKEY BRAIN!!!
Link: .um.yeah sure whatever.
Kiseki: **eyes glowing red with anger* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! **chases after Link** GET OFF...MY SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Glady!!
**Door opens and Captain Falcon walks in**
C.F. Hey there you are Link! Where have you been all this week?? The Zasshi crew have all been worried sick about you!! And I, myself, have been wondering why you weren't there! We missed the photo shoot for that gay magazine!!
Link: O.o;; um guys.this is my friend.
C.F. : FRIEND?? Is that ALL you think of me?!?!
Link: **sigh** Okie Kiseki this is my boyfriend.
Kiseki: GET.OUT.OFF.MY.STAGE.AND.OUT.OF.MY.STATION!!! ALLLLLLL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: okie, guess it's all done with.
C.F.: Whoa what's her problem?
Link: Inu-Yasha came and he left before she could get his autograph.
C.F.: **jaw drops**
Link: What's your problem?!
C.F.: You mean I missed Miroku?!?!?
Link:.um.he didn't come, just Sango.
C.F.: Well at least Kagome would've given him this letter!!
Link: **shakes head** Come on lovey-poo, let's get to the Zasshi station.
C.F.: WAHHHHH!! I MISSED MY CHANCE!!
All the bachelorettes: Well, that was truly stupid.
Kiseki: LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
~End
Epiolouge: Link and Captain Falcon got their photo shoot, the whole world knows about their affair. And Miroku heard of Captain Falcon chasing him, and ran off. No one has heard of him since. As for Kiseki, she spent the rest of her life learning Japanese and collecting everything Inu-Yasha in the world. The Bachelorettes, well they are happy that Link didn't pick any of them and have found their own darling husbands.who are, in fact, not gay. Oh and the mystery assassin.will always be a mystery. ^_^
**At the end, all there is, is a white room with two creatures in it**
Mitsukai: Aww.what a cute story!!
Saiyaku: Yeah right, are you on drugs or something??
Mitsukai: No I am NOT of drugs, but master is happy.
Saiyaku: Yeah.sure.whatever.
**beans of light and clouds of dust cover the sky, and Mitsukai and Saiyaku are gone**
Akira: so what if I am!?! Get off my back!!
Saiyaku: sheesh, don't bite my head off.
**bell rings**
Saiyaku and Mitsukai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! **with a beam of light and a cloud of dust they disappear**
Akira: **whew** Thanks MB!
MB: No problem.
Akira: GO READ HER FICS NOW!! Her s/n is Mango Barbie. GO.NOW!! ^_^
Chapter Six: The End (finally!)
Kiseki: Okie now we are finally at the end, of this incredibly stupid show!
Link: Boy are you ever right!
Kiseki: I wasn't asking for your opinion!!
Link: **grumble grumble**
Kiseki: Alright, now that Samus's lover is gone, who do you pick??
Link: umm..**looks really nervous**
**door burst open**
M.A.: Alright Kiseki, I'll be taking my Samus back, thank-you very much!
Kiseki: **rolls eyes**
M.A.: I'M NOT KIDDING!!
Kiseki: Alright, alright take her!!
M.A.: **mouth drops open to the floor** what did you say?
Kiseki: I SAID **screams at top of lungs**YOU CAN TAKE THAT WENCH!!
M.A.: Oh okie, well I'll be taking her then.
Samus: YES!!
**Inu-Yasha appears** Hey! Are you that old hag who was using my lines!!?!
Samus: **gulps**
M.A.: YEAH! So what are you going to do about it?!?
Inu-Yasha: I'm going to-**was cut off by Kagome**
Kagome: He's going to sue you!
Inu-Yasha: HEY! Who told you to come along??
Kagome: Well duh, noone has to invite me you idiot.
Inu-Yasha: . O.O ###
Sango: Kagome, we're leaving!
Kagome: Come Inu-yasha!
Inu-Yasha: Since when am I your dog?!?!
Kagome: Since you had ears, sit boy!
Inu-Yasha: **FOOMP**
**they leave**
All: O.O ;;
M.A.: What was that all about?
Samus: I dunno, but I'm sure happy they left!
Kiseki: WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**takes a breath* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Dude what is your problem!?!?
Kiseki: I DIDN'T GET INU-YASHA'S AUTOGRAPH! THAT'S WHAT YOU STUPID MONKEY BRAIN!!!
Link: .um.yeah sure whatever.
Kiseki: **eyes glowing red with anger* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! **chases after Link** GET OFF...MY SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Glady!!
**Door opens and Captain Falcon walks in**
C.F. Hey there you are Link! Where have you been all this week?? The Zasshi crew have all been worried sick about you!! And I, myself, have been wondering why you weren't there! We missed the photo shoot for that gay magazine!!
Link: O.o;; um guys.this is my friend.
C.F. : FRIEND?? Is that ALL you think of me?!?!
Link: **sigh** Okie Kiseki this is my boyfriend.
Kiseki: GET.OUT.OFF.MY.STAGE.AND.OUT.OF.MY.STATION!!! ALLLLLLL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: okie, guess it's all done with.
C.F.: Whoa what's her problem?
Link: Inu-Yasha came and he left before she could get his autograph.
C.F.: **jaw drops**
Link: What's your problem?!
C.F.: You mean I missed Miroku?!?!?
Link:.um.he didn't come, just Sango.
C.F.: Well at least Kagome would've given him this letter!!
Link: **shakes head** Come on lovey-poo, let's get to the Zasshi station.
C.F.: WAHHHHH!! I MISSED MY CHANCE!!
All the bachelorettes: Well, that was truly stupid.
Kiseki: LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
~End
Epiolouge: Link and Captain Falcon got their photo shoot, the whole world knows about their affair. And Miroku heard of Captain Falcon chasing him, and ran off. No one has heard of him since. As for Kiseki, she spent the rest of her life learning Japanese and collecting everything Inu-Yasha in the world. The Bachelorettes, well they are happy that Link didn't pick any of them and have found their own darling husbands.who are, in fact, not gay. Oh and the mystery assassin.will always be a mystery. ^_^
**At the end, all there is, is a white room with two creatures in it**
Mitsukai: Aww.what a cute story!!
Saiyaku: Yeah right, are you on drugs or something??
Mitsukai: No I am NOT of drugs, but master is happy.
Saiyaku: Yeah.sure.whatever.
**beans of light and clouds of dust cover the sky, and Mitsukai and Saiyaku are gone**