Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi; however, I DO own……oh wait, nevermind, I don't own that either. ^_^;;
Together "Forever"
Miaka: I love you Tamahome!
Tamahome: I'm sorry, I only hang out with you because you're the Priestess of Suzaku.
*5 minutes later*
Tamahome: ……Actually, I think I AM in love with you, Miaka.
Miaka: YAY!!!!
*Next Day*
Miaka: Tamahome, we have to break up.
Tamahome: WHAT?!
Miaka: Yui's in love with you, and I don't want to fight with her.
*2 Minutes Later*
Miaka: Screw you Yui, Tamahome's WAY too hot to lose.
Tamahome: YAY!
*1 Week Later*
Miaka: Whoops! Sorry Tamahome, we can't be together anymore because I'm supposed to be "pure".
Tamahome:……..crap.
Miaka: *sigh* I wish I had read my job description BEFORE I accepted Priestess-hood.
*4 Days Later*
Miaka: Tamahome, are you fed up with me?
Tamahome: No, why? Who WOULD'T want a girlfriend they can't make physical contact with?
Miaka: You looked AWFULLY comfy with that sexy girl earlier.
Tamahome: You know, one girl should NOT say that about another girl.
Miaka: So you still love me?
Tamahome: Hang on, lemme check, am I drunk enough….? ……Sure, why not, yeah I'm still in love with you.
Miaka: YAY!
*2 Weeks Later*
Miaka: Tamahome, I'm sorry. We can't be together anymore.
Tamahome: Why not?! We're engaged! And besides, Nuriko WANTED us to be together!
Miaka: *sigh* Good point, but I'm not pure anymore, I can't summon Suzaku, and I'm not worthy enough to be with you.
Tamahome: ………..Is this your time of the month?
Miaka: Farewell forever! *runs off*
Tamahome: Something tells me that this could be a problem…….
*Fast Forward to OVA*
Tamahome: Miaka, I'm so happy in this weird new world with you!
Miaka: Me too, Tamahome!
Taitsukun: Sorry kiddies, but you can't be together otherwise both worlds will fall apart or some shit.
Miaka: NOOOOOOOOO!
Tamahome: Miaka, here's my wedding ring back. I will always love you and I hope you'll be happy.
Miaka: NO! TAMAHOME! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!
*Couple Months Later*
Miaka: I love you, Taka.
Taka: I love you too, Miaka.
Tamahome: *ahem* Miaka, WHO is this?!
Miaka: This is Taka, your re-incarnation. I like him better than you because he actually STAYS with me. *waves hands* Shoo! Shoo!
Taka: Tamahome, since I'm such a nice guy, I'm going to let you merge with me because I can feel the depths of your pain! Isn't that nice?
Tamahome: GET AWAY FROM-AHHHHhh! *enveloped in bright light and thrown into Taka*
Miaka: Wow, his looks and your brains! I really AM lucky!
THE END