Authors: slytherinsRsexyer7283 and beater#4
Rating: PG-13
Summary: 5 years after arriving at Hogwarts, Harry finds out he is a Digi-Destined and must protect both the Digital World and the real world!
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Chapter Sixteen (part 2): Ay Carumba
Do you wanna touch, yeah!
Do you wanna touch, yeah!
Do you wanna touch me there, yeah
Do you wanna touch, yeah!
Do you wanna touch, yeah!
Do you wanna touch me there, yeah
- Gary Glitter, "Do You Wanna Touch Me?"
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Everyone was feeling sick after eating all those Easter Eggs and Bunnies. Except for Ron. Sirius had escaped from Azlankebankebab and the Dementors were now guarding the school.
Patty Patil rolled some snow into a ball and threw it at Marcus Flint, who ducked and it hit
Neville on the ankle. And that was it.
Meanwhile, Nagini was sledding down Hagrid- I mean, the Snow Mountain. Harry and Draco
thought that the base of Snow Mountain would be the best place to build an igloo.
"Igloous Buildus!" Draco conjured up an igloo in between the legs of Hagrid- I mean, Snow
Mountain. It had a white picket fence and a letterbox that said 'Pettigrew Residence' and a
sign above the entrance that said 'The Igloo'. Harry swore he heard the mountain yerrr.
"Wow Draco where'd you learn that spell?" Godric Gryffindor exclaimed.
"Standard Book of Evil Spells, Chapter 7." Draco tried to quote Hermione in the movie.
"Where is Hermione by the way?" Harry asked Draco.
"I think she's in the library studying. That's all she ever does." Draco knows these sort of
things. He is a Slytherin, after all.
While Draco and Harry were moving into their new Igloo, Seamus was setting up an Irish Underground War Tent for later. Blaise Zabini was Wayne Hopkins's Secret Santa and was looking around the Forbidden Forest for the perfect present. Oh wow! Blaise didn't have to look long, because he found a drink bottle filled with Unicorn Blood that had a red bow on it- ready to give! The perfect gift for any Hufflepuff.
"Lets kill Dennis Creevy." And kill Dennis Creevy they did. Lily Evans threw him into the Pit of
Despair and Mad-Eye Moody sucked 60 years of his life out of him with his swiveling eye.
"Leave us Hufflepuff's alone!" Gregory Goyle screamed hysterically, transfiguring Ron into a
pocket watch and then into a map.
Susan Bones was boning her bone in the snow, while Dedalus Diggle was making showers
of shooting stars rain down on all of London.
Back in 'The Igloo', Harry had just defeated Grindleward (shame Dumbledore) and received
the Merlin's Beard Award. While James Phelps received the Junior Clubman of the Year award.
Congrats! Anyway, Harry and Draco had just exchanged Christmas gifts and were about to
open them at the exact same time...
"Wow Draco, a silver Lion!" Harry said at the exact same time Draco said,
"Wow Harry, a silver Dragon!" and they both laughed in unison.
Suddenly, everyone was 'Snowed In' the Great Hall.
"It looks like we'll have to have a Great Hall Sleepover!" Dumble Bumble announced, and
clapped his hands once, raised them and suddenly everyone's plates were filled with
sleeping bags and pjs.
Seamus snuggled down for the night, right in between Oliver Phelps's friend Alun's legs, who
was peeping at Snape changing into his nightie.
"What's Seamus trying to do?" Harry bit.
Ron popped out from behind the mango pudding and made some handicapped noises.
"*handicapped noise* Harry, yay *handicapped noise* duh Harry. Trying to turn water into
rum *handicapped noise*."
"Aren't you supposed to be dead Ron?" a random Dementor kissed Ron, killing him again
anyway.
Everyone was changed into their pajamas. Susan Bones was again wearing her bones
costume, while everyron else had bought new pajamas since the last time they wore them.
"Come on, quickly, get dressed, hurry up, follow me... come on, quickly..." Percy also did
tattoos.
Harry was wearing his blue flannel pajamas with golden snitches flying all over them. Draco
was wearing his green pajamas with silver dragons flying all over them, and was clutching his
Harry plushie. Oliver Wood got McGonagall to read him a bedtime story- yep, you guessed it!
Scuppers the Sailor Rabbit. Neville was petrified in his cheap pajamas on the floor, and Crabbe
stuffed him inside his pillowcase and snuggled up. Lucius threw a pillow at his son, who
ducked and it hit George instead and the pillow exploded, covering everything in the hall with
feathers. It looked just like snow! What a perfect ending to a perfect Christmas!
"Lights Out!" Percy shined his badge, scolding Hermione for playing with her Snape doll
when she was supposed to be sleeping.
The Great Hall was dead silent for about 4 minutes, and then suddenly out of nowhere...
"Alright, who did it? WHO KILLED MY DAD!??" the boy who lived stood up screaming hysterically. "I KNOW THE KILLER IS IN THIS HALL! SHOW YERSELF!" his lip quivered, as he held up a lantern. Then someone stepped out of the shadows into the lamplight...
"Unkie Remus? But... but, I thought you were a Werewolf?"
"A Werewolf?" Hagrid shook the snow off him, enraged. "A Werewolf kill Lily an' James
Potter? It's an outrage! It's a scandal!" The giant was now beyond reasoning and was
taking a few giant steps over to....
"Sirius Black? But I thought you were in Azlankebankebab!" Princess Buttercup exclaimed,
rolling down the hill.
"I have some news Harry... me and Remus are getting married!" Sirius escaped.
"Wolf and Dog Unite!" Remus cheered and as if on cue, the whole hall erupted into
applause.
"That's okay," Ron blended trying to be understanding. "You know how Fred and George
are..." The applause quickly died down as soon as Ron spoke.
"Well I have some news for you, Unkies. Me and Draco.... well, we're.."
"A COUPLE?!" Ron said, enraged. "I'll kill him I will, that damn Draco. Curses! Curse you
Draco!"
"Haha shame Ron." Draco shamed Ron out and stood next to Harry.
"$&&^#$@??!" Ron freaked out.
"We're going to be seekers again, this year!" Harry finished, turning to Ron, but Ron had
already passed out and his body was convulsing violently.
"Rip... kill... tear...." Ron was mumbling, as he was carried out on a stretcher and taken to
the West Wing, his eyes drugged from smell of shoe glue.
Seeing as the excitement was over, everyone climbed into their sleeping bags; Susan
snuggled into her dog bone that Sirius stole, Neville was still petrified, Ron was shivering in a
corner, Terence Higgs wrapped himself up in Harry's invisibility cloak, Fang was slobbering on
another Weasley this time. And Oliver Wood was peeping at Seamus, who was peeping at
Chow, who was sleeping with Cedric on top of Hagrid with all the other Ravenclaw's. Padma
Patil fell into Hagrid's mouth as he snored. While our two favorite Slytherin/Gryffindor
seekers were snuggled up warmly together, both hugging Draco's dragon plushie in
between them, and sucking their thumbs. Aw!
The Enchanted Ceiling, which was bewitched to look like the night sky, showed a full moon.
And before anyone could say 'Big Wolf on Campus' Christian Bale had turned into a werewolf
and began slaughtering everything in his path.
"Did you forget to take your Wolfsbale medicine again Remus?" Sirius blacked out as
Professor Lupin ate him.
A.N: Did YOU forget to take YOUR Wolfsbane medicine? I hope not! Merry Christmas everyone and stay tuned for a hot new chapter of 'Pump the Breaks'. Review! Review! Review!