Authors: slytherinsRsexyer7283 and beater#4
Rating: PG-13
Summary: 5 years after arriving at Hogwarts, Matt gets raped and is too afraid to tell Tai what happened. How will this affect their relationship?
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Chapter Twenty One: Run Away, Little Boy
Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart
How the music can free her, whenever it starts
And it's magic, if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
- Lovin' Spoonful, "Do You Believe In Magic"
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...Harry screamed as he ran away from Quinton's Maori Lessons.
"Clex!" Samue-L acted badly in the new kKk movie.
"You have three K's on the back of your neck. That's kind of iRONic seeing as you have three strikes." Seamus talked huskily at night.
Meanwhile, Harry and Draco were sitting on the steps outside in the moonlight.
Harry was wearing Alex Band Sunglasses, DJ headphones around his neck, a white wife beater and jean Dickies. In other words, he was wearing Eminem clothes. Draco was wearing an Alex Band red t-shirt and Jean flares with a white leather studded belt. Mmmm...
"Wanna beer?" Draco said huskily, pulling out his soft pack of Marlboro Lights and motioning towards his 6 pack of Heineken.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" Harry killed the moment, as always.
"Heh... um... no, of course not... heh...." Draco ran his fingers through his hair and laughed nervously. 'Damint, he figured out my plan. Oh well, he's such a geek... but he's so hot.' Draco thought to himself, lighting his cancer stick.
"You shouldn't smoke. You're gonna die............... from that cigarette. You're giving yourself lung cancer! And I'm inhaling second hand smoke! You're killing me Draco!" Harry coughed pathetically and pulled out his portable fan to blow away the smoke. He couldn't help being such a geek. He was a Gryffindor after all.
"Magic's not real." Seamus popped out from his four-leaf clover wearing a pimp suit.
"Have you finished your Care of Magical Half-Giants homework? Which reminds me, we have that class tomorrow..." Draco puffed away.
"Are you trying to seduce me? I'm not going to sleep with you Draco, not tonight! Ron's coming over... that poor bastard." Harry jumped to conclusions, as usual.
"Look Harry, just try some beer." Draco again offered and Harry nervously took a small sip.
"I think I'm drunk guys! Gimme some magical lung blackening white sticks!" Harry was flushed and tried to stand up but just fell down the stairs and landed in the Forbidden Forest. Draco rolled his eyes. Harry was such a loser. Maybe he should go find some cheap comfort with Seamus tonight.
"Draco! Take me now!" Harry cried. "I'm drunk! Woo!"
"Oh gods. What will everyone think? Gryffindor and Slytherin are supposed to be rivals... what will my father think?" Draco muttered to himself. Harry could be heard not too far away giggling maniacally. "Baka..." Draco shook his head and wandered down to where Harry had fallen. They had wild Buckbeak sex under the watchful eye of a certain Half-Giant who will not be named.....
The very next morning at the Ravenclaw table...
"You had sex with Draco didn't you? I can see it in your eyes." Ron was turning redder by the second and was glaring at Harry.
"Look Ron, you're my best friend-" But Ron was too angry to hear what Harry had to say.
"NO! Curse you both! I thought you loved me Harry! We were meant to be! I was your friend first on the train remember?"
"Actually, I met Draco before I met your crappy family at Platform 9 3/4. Shame." Harry did have a point.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG!" Ron roared like a chuebaka. "Eat slugs Malfoy!" Ron tried to curse but his wand exploded and killed him.
"You must have real strong fingers..." Neville fighted.
"Takato! Where have you been? Dobby said he found you in the fridge next to the milk!" Harry cuddled his bag of wheat and tied a Lord of the Rings bib around its neck. Draco picked it up and put it in the high chair.
"Open wide Takato! Here comes the broomstick!" Draco proceeded to shove food onto the bag with a spoon. "Wow Harry, Takato's eating all of his breakfast today!"
"Good boy Takato." Harry said, taking a swig of Bourbon that he had hidden within his robes.
Seamus was having problems with his child. It kept chewing at its pimp suit that Pansy had made for it, while Hermione was teaching her and Curt Wild's baby how to steal from a supermarket.
Pettigrew and Alicia Spinnet were having an argument over whether their sack was a boy or a girl.
Everyone was hushed by the whooshing sounds of Owl wings and droppings as they flooded the Great Hall. Draco had received a secret Death Eating message from his father, and Harry had gotten something from his father too. It was a hit flask and Harry filled it up with the last of his Vodka and concealed it within his robes. Crabbe screeched as one of the owls snatched away his and Goyle's bag of wheat named Grabbe. All the sad couple could do was watch from a distance as the Owl ripped open the sack and ate some of the wheat inside.
"Hey look! Ron's on the WANTED page of the Daily Prophet...." Percy read out loud to his fellow classmates.
"Who's shadow is this?" Hermione pointed to the image of the dodgy shadow on the paper.
"That's Ratio..." Quinton said in a hushed voice to one of his best friends.
"Have you guys nearly finished? Its almost time for class." Harry, the other best friend of Quinton, reminded.
"Oh no, we have Care of Magical Half-Giants with Slytherin!" Molly Weasley had too many children.
"Actually, we have it with Hufflepuff. Didn't you get the new timetable?" Brad Pritt komodo dragoned.
The class pushed their prams down to Hugrid's Hug and waited for the huge man to open the door. The door suddenly creaked open. Inside was dark and the class piled inside the large yet small hut. "Hagrid?" Ron poked the large naked lump on the huge bed and heard a grunt.
"Blimey, is that the time?" Hagrid leapt off the bed (still naked) and greeted the shocked and traumatized and scarred for life class.
"Yerr. Welcome to Diagon Alley!" Hagrid moaned in pleasure. Draco started to cry and Harry comforted him.
"Its okay my dragonling, we'll get through this together, you and I." Harry patted his baby dragon on the back.
"Make him stop Harry! I can't take it anymore!" Draco cries were getting louder and louder as Hagrid stepped closer and closer, putting his hand down his pants.
"Your first assignment for Care of Magical Half-Giants is to give me a sponge bath! Everyone grab a Spongebob! I'll be over there in that dark corner. Waiting. Biding my time." Seamus eagerly grabbed a sponge and started sponging Hagrid down before he had even finished telling the assignment.
Harry, Takato, Draco and Remus stayed outside. And for good reason.
"Its okay Takato, that naked half-giant won't bother us anymore." Ron stole candy from Takato as Harry gulped down some Meths.
"Codswallop in my opinion." Robbie Williams- not Coltrane! Haha fooled ya! FOOLERY! Fooled!
And at the end of the day, Harry, Draco and Chukkrit baby all snuggled together on the roof, having nightmares about Hugrid's hug.
The End.
A.N: How will Takato cope with the loss of his only father? Will Neville reveal the Dark Mark to his Grandmother? Who is that shadow in the Daily Prophet? Why did we write Hagrid naked? Tune in next time for PUMP THE BREAKS. Review! Review! Review! Tell your friends, print it out and pass it around the school!