Chapter 2: Hokke Mirin's Perspective
I woke up very early today because Puchiko~sama was singing Party Night in her sleep. All of her parts anyway. I got up, and tried to walk forward. It was no use. I fell sideways. That's the bad part about being trained to walk sideways: you even fall sideways. I walked to the bathroom (sideways), stepped on the stool (sideways) and checked that the Takurou Protection Alarm was still on (pressing the button from the side). Then, I slid past Puchiko~sama and read her diary:
Someday~nyu
Dear Diary~nyu:
Today Hokke Mirin was very annoying~nyu. He tried to make up a way to eat sideways~nyu. What an oddball~nyu. He ended up getting soy on Dejiko's clothes~nyu. That was so COOL~nyu! I'm so proud~nyu. Apart from that, the day was uneventful. Takurou-chan fell from the the sky and such~nyu. Gema swallowed the alarm~nyu. It was lilac when I got it back~nyu. That's a strange color~nyu.
I laughed and looked back and the first sentence. I felt my little kitty eyes starting to glare. Another one of my evil schemes played back in my head. Yes... that was brilliant... I ran to the attic and took out the blueprints. The flower resting in my ear kept itching, and I ripped it in half. Maybe Usada could help. I gasped. That's it! The bunny-eared girl who refuses to be called Usada! She lives... I don't know where she lives, but it's brilliant! It's fantabulous, if that was a word! I crept back into the bed and held the flower in my hand. I'll need Sa, Shi, Su, Se and So's help to pull this off.
I woke up very early today because Puchiko~sama was singing Party Night in her sleep. All of her parts anyway. I got up, and tried to walk forward. It was no use. I fell sideways. That's the bad part about being trained to walk sideways: you even fall sideways. I walked to the bathroom (sideways), stepped on the stool (sideways) and checked that the Takurou Protection Alarm was still on (pressing the button from the side). Then, I slid past Puchiko~sama and read her diary:
Someday~nyu
Dear Diary~nyu:
Today Hokke Mirin was very annoying~nyu. He tried to make up a way to eat sideways~nyu. What an oddball~nyu. He ended up getting soy on Dejiko's clothes~nyu. That was so COOL~nyu! I'm so proud~nyu. Apart from that, the day was uneventful. Takurou-chan fell from the the sky and such~nyu. Gema swallowed the alarm~nyu. It was lilac when I got it back~nyu. That's a strange color~nyu.
I laughed and looked back and the first sentence. I felt my little kitty eyes starting to glare. Another one of my evil schemes played back in my head. Yes... that was brilliant... I ran to the attic and took out the blueprints. The flower resting in my ear kept itching, and I ripped it in half. Maybe Usada could help. I gasped. That's it! The bunny-eared girl who refuses to be called Usada! She lives... I don't know where she lives, but it's brilliant! It's fantabulous, if that was a word! I crept back into the bed and held the flower in my hand. I'll need Sa, Shi, Su, Se and So's help to pull this off.