TB: Meh. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Tsukasa: *looks @ the chap title* O_O U WOULDN'T!
TB: I would! BTW, Ima include TheVoices!
TheVoices: :)
TB: O_O no! Don't say it!
TheVoices: SIT
TB: *falls on face* grr. *shoves Tsukasa out into fic*
~*$%*$%!~*~!%&*@#$*~$~$$%&$&%*~
Chap. 2: DD danger
(A/N: I don't have the .hack games but I no A LOT about the Characters on them. Don't quiz me!)
*Kite, elk and Tsukasa look around in net slum*
Kite: *throws a toaster Strudel @ elk*
Elk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TOASTER STRUDEL WITH ITS FRUITY GOODNESS! *Runs around like he's on fire*
TB: *Snickers*
*green guardians appear*
Tsukasa: AHH! NOT THEM! THEY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!!!!!
Green guardians: *Start shooting DD spikes @ the 3some*
5 Green guardians: *Terrorize TB and TheVoices*
TheVoices: AHH!!! I USE MY EVIL AUTHORESS POWERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! *uses them on the guardians but no effect*
TB: fool. lemme take care of them! *Fires 3 Spikes from back @ guardians but get hit by a DD spike* o_o
*Tsukasa, Kite and Elk run from the guardians*
Tsukasa: *Gets hit by a DD spike and Gets DD'ed* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
TB: *Yells in pain as he Gets DD'ed*
TheVoices: uhm. *pulls out Sword and Slices through the guardians*
Tsukasa and TB: *Regenerate on top of Each other*
TB: Get off of me! *pushes Tsukasa off*
Tsukasa: I thought u liked me! *Throws a paperclip @ TB, but misses and hits Elk* T_T
Paperclip: *hits Elk in the leg*
Elk: MY LEG! IT'S BROKEN!!!! DIE, EVIL PAPERCLIP! *shoots a Fire Spell @ it*
TB: *Climbs back up onto the overlook Platform* o.k.
Skeith: *appears*
TB: YAAH!!!!!!!!!! I H8 SKEITH!!!!! *Shudders* Skeeeeeeeith. *Shivers and is in a curled up ball, Twitching insanely*
Skeith: *Paralyzes TB on his staff*
TB: NO! U CAN'T HOLD ME! *Tries to teleport off of it but fails*
Skeith: *turns staff around so TB faces him and DD's him*
TB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skeith: *Gets Kite on his staff*
Kite: *Yells in pain from the DD*
Skeith: *DD's Tsukasa*
Tsukasa: *Yells in bigger pain than TB OR Kite combined*
Skeith: *DD's Elk then TheVoices*
All: *Regenerate in a big Dogpile on the overlook platform*
TB: I can't breathe! *Skitters out of pile, Pulls TheVoices out and pushes the rest off the platform*
???: *appears and points spike arm @ Skeith, Fires and DD's him*
TB: He. Has the same power as me!
Kite: I HAVE THAT POWER, TOO!
???: *looks @ TB and TheVoices* What? U haven't seen a DD b4? Name's Tarao. (A/N Tarao's a made-up Character I made 4 .hack//SIGN. He's not able to log out like Tsukasa and can DD. His type of player is Omni. That's ALL of the types of players put together in 1 body. MY MADE UP TYPE OF PLAYER!)
TB: ehh. *Runs*
That's the end of Chappy 2!!!!
TheVoices: SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TB: *falls on face 11 times* OW. C(*_*)
Chap. 3 coming! Maha AND TB bashing combined! No flaming or I DD u!
(A/N: DD means "Data Drain")
Tsukasa: *looks @ the chap title* O_O U WOULDN'T!
TB: I would! BTW, Ima include TheVoices!
TheVoices: :)
TB: O_O no! Don't say it!
TheVoices: SIT
TB: *falls on face* grr. *shoves Tsukasa out into fic*
~*$%*$%!~*~!%&*@#$*~$~$$%&$&%*~
Chap. 2: DD danger
(A/N: I don't have the .hack games but I no A LOT about the Characters on them. Don't quiz me!)
*Kite, elk and Tsukasa look around in net slum*
Kite: *throws a toaster Strudel @ elk*
Elk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TOASTER STRUDEL WITH ITS FRUITY GOODNESS! *Runs around like he's on fire*
TB: *Snickers*
*green guardians appear*
Tsukasa: AHH! NOT THEM! THEY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!!!!!
Green guardians: *Start shooting DD spikes @ the 3some*
5 Green guardians: *Terrorize TB and TheVoices*
TheVoices: AHH!!! I USE MY EVIL AUTHORESS POWERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! *uses them on the guardians but no effect*
TB: fool. lemme take care of them! *Fires 3 Spikes from back @ guardians but get hit by a DD spike* o_o
*Tsukasa, Kite and Elk run from the guardians*
Tsukasa: *Gets hit by a DD spike and Gets DD'ed* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
TB: *Yells in pain as he Gets DD'ed*
TheVoices: uhm. *pulls out Sword and Slices through the guardians*
Tsukasa and TB: *Regenerate on top of Each other*
TB: Get off of me! *pushes Tsukasa off*
Tsukasa: I thought u liked me! *Throws a paperclip @ TB, but misses and hits Elk* T_T
Paperclip: *hits Elk in the leg*
Elk: MY LEG! IT'S BROKEN!!!! DIE, EVIL PAPERCLIP! *shoots a Fire Spell @ it*
TB: *Climbs back up onto the overlook Platform* o.k.
Skeith: *appears*
TB: YAAH!!!!!!!!!! I H8 SKEITH!!!!! *Shudders* Skeeeeeeeith. *Shivers and is in a curled up ball, Twitching insanely*
Skeith: *Paralyzes TB on his staff*
TB: NO! U CAN'T HOLD ME! *Tries to teleport off of it but fails*
Skeith: *turns staff around so TB faces him and DD's him*
TB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skeith: *Gets Kite on his staff*
Kite: *Yells in pain from the DD*
Skeith: *DD's Tsukasa*
Tsukasa: *Yells in bigger pain than TB OR Kite combined*
Skeith: *DD's Elk then TheVoices*
All: *Regenerate in a big Dogpile on the overlook platform*
TB: I can't breathe! *Skitters out of pile, Pulls TheVoices out and pushes the rest off the platform*
???: *appears and points spike arm @ Skeith, Fires and DD's him*
TB: He. Has the same power as me!
Kite: I HAVE THAT POWER, TOO!
???: *looks @ TB and TheVoices* What? U haven't seen a DD b4? Name's Tarao. (A/N Tarao's a made-up Character I made 4 .hack//SIGN. He's not able to log out like Tsukasa and can DD. His type of player is Omni. That's ALL of the types of players put together in 1 body. MY MADE UP TYPE OF PLAYER!)
TB: ehh. *Runs*
That's the end of Chappy 2!!!!
TheVoices: SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TB: *falls on face 11 times* OW. C(*_*)
Chap. 3 coming! Maha AND TB bashing combined! No flaming or I DD u!
(A/N: DD means "Data Drain")