Disclaimer: I don't Own .hack or Inuyasha (n e 1 who hates N E of these animes will b hunted down and DD'ed.)

TB: *still in hospital*

TheVoices: umm… TB is still out. Plz stand by. *Holds up sign saying "plz stand by" and imitates elevator music*

V: *Appears*

(A/N: V (V-coke-girl on cokemusic.com) is my online girlfriend.)

Kagome: :)

V: U STUPID BITCH! TB'S MY B/F! I h8 u! *Bitch slaps kagome and Sucks the blood out of her*

Kagome: *Screams*

V: *Laughs evilly*

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Ch. 4: The g/f of TB: Goddess of torture

Kagome: Were is Tb?

Miroku: He is in the hospital cuz o f you!

Kagome: :)

~*3 weeks later*~

TB: *walks out of the hospital accompanied by TheVoices and Tsukasa*

Tsukasa: You Know, you shouldnt let her treat you like that.

TB: *limping* Shut up.

TheVoices: *laughing insanley*

*TB, Tsukasa, and TheVoices arive at kagome's house*

*They walk in the house*

Kagome: :)

TB: NO!....Don't say it......!

Kagome: SIT

*Both inuyasha ,who was in the corner, and Tb crash into the floor*

Inuyasha: KAGOME! :(

Kagome: Sorry Inuyasha.

*Inuyasha leaves the room*

Kagome: :)............SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT.

TB: *Crashes into the floor once but makes a body imprint in the spot were he fell*

V: *appears*

Kagome: Who the hell are you?

V: Tb's g/f and you worst night mare.

2 b continued…

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TB: -_- I feel like v likes 2 see me get tortured… The main part of that Chapter was written by her. Sry that It didn't get real .hacky. n e way…

SHOUT-OUTS!

2 mimi-chan: U like that stuff? *Hands Mimi-Chan a lifetime supply of Aromatic Grass*

Mimi-chan: YAAAAAAAAY! ^______^ *Gets addicted 2 it*

2 Zazie: SERIOUS? WHOA! Where's ur Sense of humor? On a vacation?

2 hack: A shout-out is a reply or sumthing that's put in to emp it. Ur a maha Freak. Maha? HA HA! *imitates Nelson*

Pt. 2 coming up made by meeeeee! REVIEW OR GET DD'ED!