Chisara: Yeah!! I'm so happy!! I got the October Shonen Jump!!! The
stupid boy finally returned it!!
Kaos: I can't believe you're that happy because you got a book.
Chisara: *nuzzling book*
Kaos: Okay, sense she's obviously not going to do it; I'll have to do the disclaimer, again. WE OWN NOTHING!! We own us, and that's all. If you want to sue us you better have a high patience level, because we're all your going to get.
Chisara: *still nuzzling and softly humming*
Kaos: *hits Chisara over the head and grabs the book* Geeze, get over it. Um...do you think I could borrow this when you're done?
Chisara: *growls* Give me back my book!!!!
Kaos: And we're on with the story!!
Adventures of Chisara and Kaos
Chapter Two: We actually have a plot now
============
Chisara: *bangs on random door* Doors should not be locked!!! *door falls open and she falls through* Okay, now I'm in, but, where am I in?
Kaos: Hey, Chisara!! It's me, Kaos, only in Anime form.
Chisara: Oh yeah? Prove it.
Kaos: Fine. *lights Chisara's hair on fire*
Chisara: Eep! Okay okay, I belive you. Wow, so we can transform into Anime characters?
Kaos: Yep.
Chisara: *changes into Anime character* Cool!
Yao: What? Another one? I thought we locked the door.
Trunks: They're going to overrun our world.
Kurama: Hey guys, did you know that the door to our world is swinging open and shut?
Chisara: Ku-ku-kurama...
Kurama: Um...do I know you?
Chisara: KURAMA!!!! *glomps Kurama* Oh, I love you soooo much!! I'm never going to let you go and then we're going to be together forever and I can always see your beautiful face and hear your soothing voice that sounds like rain.
Kurama: Some-one...help!
Kaos: Well, I did promise to kill her but... *looks at Kurama's turning blue face* I can wait.
Chisara: And I promise to never get tired of you. I'll love you til the end of time. I never break promises. *clings tighter*
*two hours after Chisara seizes Kurama*
Kaos: Um, Chisara, I think it's time to let go.
Chisara: La la la la la! I've got Kurama!
Kaos: Chisara, I demand that you let go of Kurama. *pulls Chisara away from Kurama*
Chisara: Nooooooo! I'll never let him go! *squeezes Kurama tighter*
Kurama: Can't...breathe...suffocating...crazy...girl *faints, due to lack of oxygen*
Hiei: Ahhhhhhhhh! You killed Kurama! Murderer!
Chisars: Oops.
Kaos: *laughing head off on the floor*
Vegeta: Man, and I thought I was evil, she kills people and laughs about it...oh wait, so do I...
Kaos: Speaking of killing, I have to kill Chisara! I almost forgot!
Hiei: Let's kill both of them! They're ANIME BOUNTY HUNTERS! *music starts playing in background, close up on our faces*
Kaos and Chisara: *running*
Kaos: This is all your fault!!
Chisara: I killed Kurama!!! *looks back at Kurama whom she had tied to a
rope and was draging along*
Kaos: would you let go of him? He's slowing us down!
Chisara: *horrified* I would never let go of my beloved Kurama!
Kaos: Look! There's a hiding space! *shoves Chisara and self into hall
dugout*
*millions of anime characters glowing or waving really bigs swords around
run by*
Kaos: Good, now that that's out of the way for the moment... *pulls out
knife from hammerspace* Time to Die Chisara!!!
Chisara: umm...*points behind Kaos* Look it's Beastboy!!
Kaos: *turns* Where!?!?!!?
Chisara: *runs* ************************************************* A/N: Sorry we had the problem with the paragraph in the middle. It's fixed now.
Kaos: I can't believe you're that happy because you got a book.
Chisara: *nuzzling book*
Kaos: Okay, sense she's obviously not going to do it; I'll have to do the disclaimer, again. WE OWN NOTHING!! We own us, and that's all. If you want to sue us you better have a high patience level, because we're all your going to get.
Chisara: *still nuzzling and softly humming*
Kaos: *hits Chisara over the head and grabs the book* Geeze, get over it. Um...do you think I could borrow this when you're done?
Chisara: *growls* Give me back my book!!!!
Kaos: And we're on with the story!!
Adventures of Chisara and Kaos
Chapter Two: We actually have a plot now
============
Chisara: *bangs on random door* Doors should not be locked!!! *door falls open and she falls through* Okay, now I'm in, but, where am I in?
Kaos: Hey, Chisara!! It's me, Kaos, only in Anime form.
Chisara: Oh yeah? Prove it.
Kaos: Fine. *lights Chisara's hair on fire*
Chisara: Eep! Okay okay, I belive you. Wow, so we can transform into Anime characters?
Kaos: Yep.
Chisara: *changes into Anime character* Cool!
Yao: What? Another one? I thought we locked the door.
Trunks: They're going to overrun our world.
Kurama: Hey guys, did you know that the door to our world is swinging open and shut?
Chisara: Ku-ku-kurama...
Kurama: Um...do I know you?
Chisara: KURAMA!!!! *glomps Kurama* Oh, I love you soooo much!! I'm never going to let you go and then we're going to be together forever and I can always see your beautiful face and hear your soothing voice that sounds like rain.
Kurama: Some-one...help!
Kaos: Well, I did promise to kill her but... *looks at Kurama's turning blue face* I can wait.
Chisara: And I promise to never get tired of you. I'll love you til the end of time. I never break promises. *clings tighter*
*two hours after Chisara seizes Kurama*
Kaos: Um, Chisara, I think it's time to let go.
Chisara: La la la la la! I've got Kurama!
Kaos: Chisara, I demand that you let go of Kurama. *pulls Chisara away from Kurama*
Chisara: Nooooooo! I'll never let him go! *squeezes Kurama tighter*
Kurama: Can't...breathe...suffocating...crazy...girl *faints, due to lack of oxygen*
Hiei: Ahhhhhhhhh! You killed Kurama! Murderer!
Chisars: Oops.
Kaos: *laughing head off on the floor*
Vegeta: Man, and I thought I was evil, she kills people and laughs about it...oh wait, so do I...
Kaos: Speaking of killing, I have to kill Chisara! I almost forgot!
Hiei: Let's kill both of them! They're ANIME BOUNTY HUNTERS! *music starts playing in background, close up on our faces*
Kaos and Chisara: *running*
Kaos: This is all your fault!!
Chisara: I killed Kurama!!! *looks back at Kurama whom she had tied to a
rope and was draging along*
Kaos: would you let go of him? He's slowing us down!
Chisara: *horrified* I would never let go of my beloved Kurama!
Kaos: Look! There's a hiding space! *shoves Chisara and self into hall
dugout*
*millions of anime characters glowing or waving really bigs swords around
run by*
Kaos: Good, now that that's out of the way for the moment... *pulls out
knife from hammerspace* Time to Die Chisara!!!
Chisara: umm...*points behind Kaos* Look it's Beastboy!!
Kaos: *turns* Where!?!?!!?
Chisara: *runs* ************************************************* A/N: Sorry we had the problem with the paragraph in the middle. It's fixed now.