A/n: Hiya!!! I think I did pretty well on this don't you? So give me
some credit people! No I'm just kidding..Umm..I hope u like it?
Disclaimer: Bug off creeps! I don't even know u! Uh-oh! STRANGERS! STRANGERS! *Lawyers whip out daggers and walk slowly towards me* NOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME! U f***ing a**holes!!! Oh and by the way I don't own Inu Yasha. Hope u like my story! Oh that's it now you've gone and done it!!! Bring it on fools! U just made a big mistake!!! This'll teach u to mess with me!!!
The Bartender
After Miroku relieved himself from his breakfast, lunch, and dinner from the day before (Because of Inu Yasha's bad eating habits) they went out to the video store to return Miroku's OVERDUE porn tapes. He thought it was about time he gave it back, considering now since he's had it, the video store was on the level of blackmailing and threats on his answering machine. I mean it has been five years since the day of the actual return he just NEVER took it back.. I guess.
After Miroku was officially kicked out of the video stare and had his rental member's card cut up he decided he was beat and wanted to get a little shut eye before he shows his best friend the true meaning of having fun. Inu Yasha had no problem with this since he made up the rule never to go outside with Miroku again. They would be going to the bar at night so hopefully no one to important would see them. Inu Yasha took Miroku to his house since Miroku never goes to his own Inu Yasha began wondering a while ago that maybe he didn't have a place of his own? He lived in the guest room downstairs anyway..
By now it had already gone dark and Miroku getting up from his nap walked into Inu Yasha's room and laid on his bed beside Inu Yasha himself.
"Hey Inu Yasha you're warm.." Miroku said cuddling up against Inu Yasha's back. He said it in a high-pitched voice too trying to make himself sound like a girl.
"Thanks you too, babe," Inu Yasha yawned and then his eyes turned as wide as saucers. 'When did I have a girl in my room ?!' Inu Yasha thought as a wave of panic washed over him. He turned around when he heard a familiar laughter.
"Oh Miroku it's just you, phew that scared me," Inu Yasha said whipping off the imaginary sweat from his forehead.
"You really do need to get out more Inu Yasha. That's why I'm taking you to...," Miroku cheered, but was once again cut off from his sentence by Inu Yasha.
"I know, I know. Don't have to tell me twice, let's just go." (A/n: Hey that rhymes!)
Inu Yasha hopped into the car as did Miroku. Miroku was singing 'I'm gonna take ya to it! Take ya to it take ya to it! Oh yeah!' Over and over and over again so much that Inu Yasha got so fed up with it that he reached over to the glove compartment and took out a whole large role of duck tape and slapped a piece over Miroku's big fat mouth.
"There that should shut you up for now.."Inu Yasha said as he parked about a block away from the 'place'. While they were walking Miroku was trying desperately to take off the duck tape. Inu Yasha slapped it on pretty hard! It just wouldn't come off!
As they walked in the 'place' Inu Yasha hid himself behind Miroku. He couldn't believe he actually said yes to this! Miroku didn't care he was to busy looking at the girls dancing on the tables and..
"Ow!" Miroku screeched. Behind him people were telling him to move out of the way and stuff.
"Sorry! Miroku I'll be at the bar, k? All this loud noise is giving me a headache!" Inu Yasha had to practically yell above all the loud music and everyone talking and screaming. He could barely move there was so many people there. When he finally made his way to the bar all the seats were full except for one thankfully. He sat down and put his head down on his folded arms that were nicely placed on the counter.
"What can I do for ya?!" A woman asked. Inu Yasha simply waved his hand.
"Anything is good..As long as it's not poisoned.." Inu Yasha said not even bothering to look at the girl.
"Is a scotch on the rocks good, sir?" the woman asked again.
"Uh-huh, yeah sure whatever," Inu Yasha said, not really paying attention.
"You know what? How 'bout I get u a beer? Nothin' to get you drunk, but then not exactly like water, you know?" The waitress asked. Inu Yasha turned around to thank the girl, but she had already left. She came back a couple of minutes with the beer and Inu Yasha stopped her before she left.
"Hey wait!" He called after her. She turned around and headed back after Inu Yasha.
"Yeah?" She asked. Inu Yasha looked at her uniform and read her nametag, which was oddly covered in ketchup.
"Your name is Megumi?" He asked. She looked at him with deep confusion and till' it finally dawned on her what he was getting at. She looked at her nametag and then looked back at Inu Yasha.
"Oh! This?!" She said showing him the nametag. Inu Yasha nodded.
"Oh no! This is my friend's uniform! I'm borrowing it because mine is in the dry cleaners! My name is Kagome!" Kagome said smiling. Inu Yasha was currently not available at the moment so leave a message at the beep.. Oh Wait! What am I talking about? Inu Yasha was to busy looking at Kagome to realize what the hell she just said. (A/n: The reason there's exclamation points after every single sentence is because remember they are in a bar so in order to hear what the hell each other's saying they gotta yell)
"Really Kagome is it?! I was gonna say!" Inu Yasha said/screamed.
"Say what?!" Kagome asked/screamed. Just then one of the other waitress' came over and told Kagome something. She nodded her head and turned back to Inu Yasha.
"I gotta go! That table over there needs me!" Kagome said/screamed as she pointed to the table a couple meters away from them.
"I'll see you later, k?!" Kagome said/screamed as she left. Inu Yasha just sat there waiting for Miroku to be done with his little dance on stage with the um.. girls, so they could leave. Couple hours past until finally the drunk Miroku decided it was time to leave.
"Thank God! We can leave!" Inu Yasha screamed once they reached outside. There was a little shop across the street from the bar called 'The flower shop' (A/n: Very original don't ya think?) and inside a girl looked out the window to see what was wrong. Miroku fell head over heels when he saw her face. (mostly because he was drunk off his ass.. But whatever) She left as soon as she saw nothing wrong. (A/n: The flower shop is like glass. U know? It's like those walls that are windows? That didn't make any sense.. Ok u could be like across the street like Inu Yasha and Miroku and see inside the shop perfectly. If u don't know what the heck I'm talkin' about then aw well.)
A/n: Sorry again for the short chapter, but I wanted to put it up already! I swear I have a problem with doing that! Plz review!!!
Disclaimer: Bug off creeps! I don't even know u! Uh-oh! STRANGERS! STRANGERS! *Lawyers whip out daggers and walk slowly towards me* NOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME! U f***ing a**holes!!! Oh and by the way I don't own Inu Yasha. Hope u like my story! Oh that's it now you've gone and done it!!! Bring it on fools! U just made a big mistake!!! This'll teach u to mess with me!!!
The Bartender
After Miroku relieved himself from his breakfast, lunch, and dinner from the day before (Because of Inu Yasha's bad eating habits) they went out to the video store to return Miroku's OVERDUE porn tapes. He thought it was about time he gave it back, considering now since he's had it, the video store was on the level of blackmailing and threats on his answering machine. I mean it has been five years since the day of the actual return he just NEVER took it back.. I guess.
After Miroku was officially kicked out of the video stare and had his rental member's card cut up he decided he was beat and wanted to get a little shut eye before he shows his best friend the true meaning of having fun. Inu Yasha had no problem with this since he made up the rule never to go outside with Miroku again. They would be going to the bar at night so hopefully no one to important would see them. Inu Yasha took Miroku to his house since Miroku never goes to his own Inu Yasha began wondering a while ago that maybe he didn't have a place of his own? He lived in the guest room downstairs anyway..
By now it had already gone dark and Miroku getting up from his nap walked into Inu Yasha's room and laid on his bed beside Inu Yasha himself.
"Hey Inu Yasha you're warm.." Miroku said cuddling up against Inu Yasha's back. He said it in a high-pitched voice too trying to make himself sound like a girl.
"Thanks you too, babe," Inu Yasha yawned and then his eyes turned as wide as saucers. 'When did I have a girl in my room ?!' Inu Yasha thought as a wave of panic washed over him. He turned around when he heard a familiar laughter.
"Oh Miroku it's just you, phew that scared me," Inu Yasha said whipping off the imaginary sweat from his forehead.
"You really do need to get out more Inu Yasha. That's why I'm taking you to...," Miroku cheered, but was once again cut off from his sentence by Inu Yasha.
"I know, I know. Don't have to tell me twice, let's just go." (A/n: Hey that rhymes!)
Inu Yasha hopped into the car as did Miroku. Miroku was singing 'I'm gonna take ya to it! Take ya to it take ya to it! Oh yeah!' Over and over and over again so much that Inu Yasha got so fed up with it that he reached over to the glove compartment and took out a whole large role of duck tape and slapped a piece over Miroku's big fat mouth.
"There that should shut you up for now.."Inu Yasha said as he parked about a block away from the 'place'. While they were walking Miroku was trying desperately to take off the duck tape. Inu Yasha slapped it on pretty hard! It just wouldn't come off!
As they walked in the 'place' Inu Yasha hid himself behind Miroku. He couldn't believe he actually said yes to this! Miroku didn't care he was to busy looking at the girls dancing on the tables and..
"Ow!" Miroku screeched. Behind him people were telling him to move out of the way and stuff.
"Sorry! Miroku I'll be at the bar, k? All this loud noise is giving me a headache!" Inu Yasha had to practically yell above all the loud music and everyone talking and screaming. He could barely move there was so many people there. When he finally made his way to the bar all the seats were full except for one thankfully. He sat down and put his head down on his folded arms that were nicely placed on the counter.
"What can I do for ya?!" A woman asked. Inu Yasha simply waved his hand.
"Anything is good..As long as it's not poisoned.." Inu Yasha said not even bothering to look at the girl.
"Is a scotch on the rocks good, sir?" the woman asked again.
"Uh-huh, yeah sure whatever," Inu Yasha said, not really paying attention.
"You know what? How 'bout I get u a beer? Nothin' to get you drunk, but then not exactly like water, you know?" The waitress asked. Inu Yasha turned around to thank the girl, but she had already left. She came back a couple of minutes with the beer and Inu Yasha stopped her before she left.
"Hey wait!" He called after her. She turned around and headed back after Inu Yasha.
"Yeah?" She asked. Inu Yasha looked at her uniform and read her nametag, which was oddly covered in ketchup.
"Your name is Megumi?" He asked. She looked at him with deep confusion and till' it finally dawned on her what he was getting at. She looked at her nametag and then looked back at Inu Yasha.
"Oh! This?!" She said showing him the nametag. Inu Yasha nodded.
"Oh no! This is my friend's uniform! I'm borrowing it because mine is in the dry cleaners! My name is Kagome!" Kagome said smiling. Inu Yasha was currently not available at the moment so leave a message at the beep.. Oh Wait! What am I talking about? Inu Yasha was to busy looking at Kagome to realize what the hell she just said. (A/n: The reason there's exclamation points after every single sentence is because remember they are in a bar so in order to hear what the hell each other's saying they gotta yell)
"Really Kagome is it?! I was gonna say!" Inu Yasha said/screamed.
"Say what?!" Kagome asked/screamed. Just then one of the other waitress' came over and told Kagome something. She nodded her head and turned back to Inu Yasha.
"I gotta go! That table over there needs me!" Kagome said/screamed as she pointed to the table a couple meters away from them.
"I'll see you later, k?!" Kagome said/screamed as she left. Inu Yasha just sat there waiting for Miroku to be done with his little dance on stage with the um.. girls, so they could leave. Couple hours past until finally the drunk Miroku decided it was time to leave.
"Thank God! We can leave!" Inu Yasha screamed once they reached outside. There was a little shop across the street from the bar called 'The flower shop' (A/n: Very original don't ya think?) and inside a girl looked out the window to see what was wrong. Miroku fell head over heels when he saw her face. (mostly because he was drunk off his ass.. But whatever) She left as soon as she saw nothing wrong. (A/n: The flower shop is like glass. U know? It's like those walls that are windows? That didn't make any sense.. Ok u could be like across the street like Inu Yasha and Miroku and see inside the shop perfectly. If u don't know what the heck I'm talkin' about then aw well.)
A/n: Sorry again for the short chapter, but I wanted to put it up already! I swear I have a problem with doing that! Plz review!!!