Disclaimer:

Kaos: Of course I own everything.

Chisara: Hey, don't I get to own something?

Kaos: No. I own everything. Including you.

Chapter 3: And the Insanity Continues

Kaos: Man! I can't believe I fell for that one AGAIN! And I had Chisara in the palm of my hand! *hears stampede of millions of anime characters coming back* Uh-oh! *dives for cover*

Hiei: Where ARE they? They can't just disappear! And they couldn't be that fast with dead Kurama!

Trunks: Um, they could disappear, they have magical powers, remember?

Hiei: Stupid Trunks. Why'd you have to point that out? Looks like they're loose!

Relena (from Gundam Wing): You mean we're going to be killed by two psychotic anime cartoon killers! Heero protect me!

Heero: Get away from me skank.

Duo: Ha ha! Heero just called you a skank!

Relena: *runs away crying*

Kaos: *stands up and claps* Finally! Someone got rid of her! *switches to British accent* Jolly good show, Old Boy!

Trowa: Hey isn't that one of the anime bounty hunters?

Kaos: Oh my God! It's Trowa! *drools*

*Chisara comes back with Kurama still tied to a string*

Chisara: Kaos! Hello! Aren't you going to kill me?

Kaos: Not now! Can't you see I'm busy drooling over Trowa! *goes back to drooling over Trowa*

Chisara: And she says I'm bad

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Chisara: *waves hand in front of Kaos' face* um...Kaos?

Kaos: Just a moment, I'm enjoying staring at Trowa for the time being.

Trowa: You know it's rude to stare. *pulls out extreemly oversized gun*

DIE!! *gun clicks* Damn, where'd all my amo go?

Rowen: I think you used it up when you got angry at that fly over there.

*points to wall with hole in it*

Kaos: Ha ha! You can't kill me!

Trowa: *throws gun at Kaos*

Kaos: *ducks*

Chisara: *gets hit* owwww...

Kaos: *bursts out laughing*

Trowa: well, I got one, not the one I was aiming for though.

Chisara: *British accent* I'm not dead yet.

Ryoko: Did she just turn British?

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Kaos: *with Australian accent* Don't worry she does that a lot.

Kento: Dude, that is so cool! They have multiple personalities!

Kaos: I'm in heaven! I'm surrounded by a whole bunch of really hot anime men!

Kento: You think I'm hot?

Kaos: Everyone except you. Especially Rowen and Trowa. Grr grr!

Chisara: *suddenly wakes up* Hey! I like Rowen to you know!

Kaos: Too bad! He's mine!

Chisara: But you have Trowa, and Kurama's dead!

Kaos: They like me better. DIE CHISARA! *pulls out bazooka and points it at Chisara's head*

*Kurama magically comes back to life*

Kurama: No! Chisara! *dives in front of bazooka. head is blown off*

Kaos: Uh oh... 0.o

Chisara: You killed Kurama! You bitch! *turns into monster of rage thingy*

Kaos: Um...bye! *runs like mad in the opposite direction*

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A/N: Ha ha! I killed Kurama! Again..

By the way, HURRY UP WITH THE OCTOBER SHONEN JUMP CHISARA!