Kohran:
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(Tuesday 6th period)
"Hey, Kouga. Gimme your e-mail address so we can figure out a way to Miroku and Sango together." Ayume whispered. Kouga wrote down his screen name on a piece of paper and passed it to Ayume. "I'll IM you later tonight." Ayume said as the bell rung. Kouga nodded. Ayume ran off to meet Kagome and Sango. 'I'm not falling for her.' Kouga thought to himself stubbornly, and went off to meet Inuyasha and Miroku.
(Later that night)
Ayume sighed, she, Sango, Kagura, and Kagome were in a chat room online, because they were all too lazy to move and talk to each other. Kouga finally signed on, and Ayume hurriedly IMed him.
Mallet-of-Doom (Ayume): Hey Kouga, it's me, Ayume
Wolf-Demon 500 (Kouga): hey Ayume
Mallet-of-Doom: took ya long enough to get on...
Wolf-Demon 500: well excuse me for eating food
Mallet-of-Doom: nope, ur not excused
Wolf-Demon 500: so anyways...what r we gonna do to get Miro and San together
Mallet-of-Doom: well, I do have a plan...(plan has been edited out by author, because you don't get to know until I put it into action, so plah!)
Ayume looked over at the chat room, and decided to actually say something.
Winds_of_Torture 02 (Kagura): so I decided that Sesshomarus' new nickname is 'Fluffy'
Shikon Miko 15(Kagome): OMG! I bet he just LOVED that!
Mallet-of-Doom: lol...FLUFFY???
YoukaiExterminator: O.o' you think up some weird nicknames, wind
Winds_of_Torture 02: Yep ^_^
(Ayume and Kouga conversation)
Mallet-of-Doom: Hey Kouga, would inu, sess, and Miro happen to be online as well
Wolf-Demon 500: yeah...why? what do u have in mind, Ayume?
Mallet-of-Doom: ^_^ oh, nothing...nothing at all
(Chat room)
Winds_of_Torture: so...
Shikon Miko: yep...
YoukaiExterminator: yeah...
Mallet-of-Doom: ~smirk~ you three want to invite inu, sess, miro, and kouga to the chat room?
Shikon Miko: That'd be fun...too bad we don't have their s/n's though
Mallet-of-Doom: That's what u think...
Wolf-Demon 500 has entered the room.
CursedHentaiMonk09 (Miroku) has entered the room.
Evil_Demon_Lord 4 (Sesshomaru) has entered the room.
Inu-Boy 85 (Inuyasha) has entered the room.
Shikon Miko: mallet...who would they be?
Mallet-of-Doom: u said u wouldn't mind if i invited Miro, Sess, Kouga, and Inu...
Shikon Miko: O.O that's cause i didn't know u had their s/n's!!
Inu-Boy 85: I'm confused...who's who?
Mallet-of-Doom: i'm ayume
Shikon Miko: Kagome
Winds_of_Torture: Kagura
YoukaiExterminator: Sango
CursedHentaiMonk09: Ah, my dear Sango! It is a pleasure to talk to you again! ~Gropes Sango~
YoukaiExterminator: AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE! HENTAI! ~Hits Miro with boomerang~
CursedHentaiMonk09: @_@
YoukaiExterminator: ~ Eye twitch ~ stupid monk...
Winds_of_Torture: ^_^' well, we know that that's Miroku
Wolf-Demon 500: Kouga is me
Inu-Boy 85: -_-' just look at the beginning of my s/n
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: well, im the only one left...
Mallet-of-Doom: TRUTH OR DARE TIME!!!!!
Winds_of_Torture: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! TRUTH OR DARE! MY DOMAIN!!!
Shikon Miko: O.o
YoukaiExterminator: O.o
Wolf-Demon 500: O.o
Inu-boy 85: O.o
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: O.o
CursedHentaiMonk09: O.o
Mallet-of-Doom: -_- no...it's mine
Winds_of_Torture: I'M GOING FIRST!!!
Winds_of_Torture: Kagome...truth or dare? ~ Evil smile ~
Shikon Miko: Uh...well, Kagura, u scare me...so im gonna pick truth
Winds_of_Torture: NYAHAHAHAHAHA! ~ Cough ~ well...have u and Inuyasha kissed before?
Shikon Miko: Eh...well...um...~ Blushes ~ yeah...
Inu-Boy 85: ~ Blushes ~
YoukaiExterminator: I KNEW IT! KAG, HOW COULD U NOT TELL ME?
Shikon Miko: I was planning on it!
Winds_of_Torture: Ur go-y, Kag
Shikon Miko: Truth or Dare...Sesshomaru?
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: dare
Shikon Miko: Alright...~ Taps chin thoughtfully ~ I dare you to...come over tomorrow after school and let all us girls dress you up!!!!! ~ Laughs evilly ~
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL??????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu-Boy 85: ROTFLMAO (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)
Winds_of_Torture: ROTFLMAO
YoukaiExterminator: ROTFLMAO
CursedHentaiMonk09: ROTFLMAO
Mallet-of-Doom: ROTFLMAO
Wolf-Demon 500: ROTFLMAO
Shikon Miko: Ur turn Sess
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: ~ Growls ~ Truth or dare, monk?
CursedHentaiMonk09: Dare!
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: I dare you to give up groping women, or asking them to bear your child all day tomorrow...
CursedHentaiMonk09: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO!
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: I believe it is now ur turn, Miroku.
CursedHentaiMonk09: ;_; fine...I'll go...truth or dare Ayume?
Mallet-of-Doom:....well, ur probably on a blood thirsty rampaging hentai rage right now...so, I'll pick truth
CursedHentaiMonk09: alright....what were you and kouga doing that day u two were almost late to class?
Mallet-of-Doom: we were spying on Inuyasha and Kagome as they sealed their love with a kiss...
CursedHentaiMonk09: haha very funny...now tell us what u were really doing...
Mallet-of-Doom: O.o....ok...well, we went out to get something to eat.
CursedHentaiMonk09: oh...
Their game continued on for about another hour, then everyone went to sleep.
~ Next Day, after school, local movie theater ~
Sango stood in line, waiting to get her movie ticket. Ayume had told her to meet her here after school. They were going to see 'House on Haunted Hill'. Ayume had told her to meet her in the fifth row from the top, the seat closest to the aisle. She bought her ticket and went inside.
The girl went up to buy her popcorn and a soda, then she walked to the theater where they were showing House on Haunted Hill. When Sango arrived at her destined spot, she saw none other then Miroku sitting in the seat beside the one she was supposed to sit in.
"Oh, hello, Sango my dear. What are you doing here?" Miroku asked. Sango narrowed her eyes at him. "You need to move." She said simply. "But why ever so?" Miroku asked. "Cause Ayume's gonna site there when she gets here! So move." Sango yelled.
"No. Besides...I'm waiting for Kouga here." Miroku replied. "Well, I'm just gonna sit here until they show." Sango retorted. "Fine with me." Miroku said.
Ayume and Kouga watched them silently from the top level. "Woohoo. They're sitting beside each other. Now, I know Sango, and she can't take scary movies, so if we're lucky she'll cling to his arm during the movie." Ayume said excitedly.
~ Later on in the movie ~
Sango screamed out in terror, and latched onto Mirokus' arm. Another scary part came, and she buried her head into his chest. She realized what she was doing, and tried to quickly pull away, but Miroku kept her there with his arm. Sango made no attempt to move, and sat contently in his arms, leaning against his chest.
Another scary part came on soon, and Ayume latched herself onto Kougas' arm in terror, as she'd been doing this whole time. Kouga had been blushing every time.
The movie ended not long after, and Ayume and Kouga quickly hurried out of the Movie Theater. Not with out catching the attention of Miroku first, though.
"That was awesome! Did you see how close they were?" Ayume gushed, then added, "Not a kiss, but they will. They're just a little bit more difficult than Kagome and Inuyasha."
"Ayume! Kouga! Why, hello my friends! Now, where have you two been?" Miroku asked, putting an arm around each of their shoulders. "Uh..." Ayume responded afraid they'd been discovered.
"Ah, come on! You don't have to be embarrassed!" Miroku urged with a perverted grin. "Oh, you caught us! We saw each other when we got inside, and couldn't help ourselves! Kouga and I started passionately making out right in the lobby!" Ayume yelled dramatically. Kouga also added in to the act. "But someone who works here told us to stop, so we went into a closet, and started making out again!" "And let's not forget the wild, steamy, hot, and crazy sex we had!" Ayume put in, falling into Kougas' arms. "Then, when we got to the Movie Theater, you were both so content with each other that we decided to let you stay like that." Kouga finished.
Sango and Miroku stood there staring wide- eyed at their friends. Ayume and Kouga sweat dropped as they realized that their friends thought they were serious. "Uh...guys...we were joking. We both came in late cause of something at school, and we thought we'd just leave you guys as you were. I mean, you two did look pretty content." Ayume half way lied.
"I...I knew that!" Sango lied badly. Miroku just nodded in agreement. "Let's just go home..." Ayume said, "Remember? We still have to dress up Sesshomaru." "Oh, you're right! Let's go!" Sango yelled enthusiastically.
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Kohran:
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(Tuesday 6th period)
"Hey, Kouga. Gimme your e-mail address so we can figure out a way to Miroku and Sango together." Ayume whispered. Kouga wrote down his screen name on a piece of paper and passed it to Ayume. "I'll IM you later tonight." Ayume said as the bell rung. Kouga nodded. Ayume ran off to meet Kagome and Sango. 'I'm not falling for her.' Kouga thought to himself stubbornly, and went off to meet Inuyasha and Miroku.
(Later that night)
Ayume sighed, she, Sango, Kagura, and Kagome were in a chat room online, because they were all too lazy to move and talk to each other. Kouga finally signed on, and Ayume hurriedly IMed him.
Mallet-of-Doom (Ayume): Hey Kouga, it's me, Ayume
Wolf-Demon 500 (Kouga): hey Ayume
Mallet-of-Doom: took ya long enough to get on...
Wolf-Demon 500: well excuse me for eating food
Mallet-of-Doom: nope, ur not excused
Wolf-Demon 500: so anyways...what r we gonna do to get Miro and San together
Mallet-of-Doom: well, I do have a plan...(plan has been edited out by author, because you don't get to know until I put it into action, so plah!)
Ayume looked over at the chat room, and decided to actually say something.
Winds_of_Torture 02 (Kagura): so I decided that Sesshomarus' new nickname is 'Fluffy'
Shikon Miko 15(Kagome): OMG! I bet he just LOVED that!
Mallet-of-Doom: lol...FLUFFY???
YoukaiExterminator: O.o' you think up some weird nicknames, wind
Winds_of_Torture 02: Yep ^_^
(Ayume and Kouga conversation)
Mallet-of-Doom: Hey Kouga, would inu, sess, and Miro happen to be online as well
Wolf-Demon 500: yeah...why? what do u have in mind, Ayume?
Mallet-of-Doom: ^_^ oh, nothing...nothing at all
(Chat room)
Winds_of_Torture: so...
Shikon Miko: yep...
YoukaiExterminator: yeah...
Mallet-of-Doom: ~smirk~ you three want to invite inu, sess, miro, and kouga to the chat room?
Shikon Miko: That'd be fun...too bad we don't have their s/n's though
Mallet-of-Doom: That's what u think...
Wolf-Demon 500 has entered the room.
CursedHentaiMonk09 (Miroku) has entered the room.
Evil_Demon_Lord 4 (Sesshomaru) has entered the room.
Inu-Boy 85 (Inuyasha) has entered the room.
Shikon Miko: mallet...who would they be?
Mallet-of-Doom: u said u wouldn't mind if i invited Miro, Sess, Kouga, and Inu...
Shikon Miko: O.O that's cause i didn't know u had their s/n's!!
Inu-Boy 85: I'm confused...who's who?
Mallet-of-Doom: i'm ayume
Shikon Miko: Kagome
Winds_of_Torture: Kagura
YoukaiExterminator: Sango
CursedHentaiMonk09: Ah, my dear Sango! It is a pleasure to talk to you again! ~Gropes Sango~
YoukaiExterminator: AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE! HENTAI! ~Hits Miro with boomerang~
CursedHentaiMonk09: @_@
YoukaiExterminator: ~ Eye twitch ~ stupid monk...
Winds_of_Torture: ^_^' well, we know that that's Miroku
Wolf-Demon 500: Kouga is me
Inu-Boy 85: -_-' just look at the beginning of my s/n
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: well, im the only one left...
Mallet-of-Doom: TRUTH OR DARE TIME!!!!!
Winds_of_Torture: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! TRUTH OR DARE! MY DOMAIN!!!
Shikon Miko: O.o
YoukaiExterminator: O.o
Wolf-Demon 500: O.o
Inu-boy 85: O.o
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: O.o
CursedHentaiMonk09: O.o
Mallet-of-Doom: -_- no...it's mine
Winds_of_Torture: I'M GOING FIRST!!!
Winds_of_Torture: Kagome...truth or dare? ~ Evil smile ~
Shikon Miko: Uh...well, Kagura, u scare me...so im gonna pick truth
Winds_of_Torture: NYAHAHAHAHAHA! ~ Cough ~ well...have u and Inuyasha kissed before?
Shikon Miko: Eh...well...um...~ Blushes ~ yeah...
Inu-Boy 85: ~ Blushes ~
YoukaiExterminator: I KNEW IT! KAG, HOW COULD U NOT TELL ME?
Shikon Miko: I was planning on it!
Winds_of_Torture: Ur go-y, Kag
Shikon Miko: Truth or Dare...Sesshomaru?
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: dare
Shikon Miko: Alright...~ Taps chin thoughtfully ~ I dare you to...come over tomorrow after school and let all us girls dress you up!!!!! ~ Laughs evilly ~
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL??????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu-Boy 85: ROTFLMAO (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)
Winds_of_Torture: ROTFLMAO
YoukaiExterminator: ROTFLMAO
CursedHentaiMonk09: ROTFLMAO
Mallet-of-Doom: ROTFLMAO
Wolf-Demon 500: ROTFLMAO
Shikon Miko: Ur turn Sess
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: ~ Growls ~ Truth or dare, monk?
CursedHentaiMonk09: Dare!
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: I dare you to give up groping women, or asking them to bear your child all day tomorrow...
CursedHentaiMonk09: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO!
Evil_Demon_Lord 4: I believe it is now ur turn, Miroku.
CursedHentaiMonk09: ;_; fine...I'll go...truth or dare Ayume?
Mallet-of-Doom:....well, ur probably on a blood thirsty rampaging hentai rage right now...so, I'll pick truth
CursedHentaiMonk09: alright....what were you and kouga doing that day u two were almost late to class?
Mallet-of-Doom: we were spying on Inuyasha and Kagome as they sealed their love with a kiss...
CursedHentaiMonk09: haha very funny...now tell us what u were really doing...
Mallet-of-Doom: O.o....ok...well, we went out to get something to eat.
CursedHentaiMonk09: oh...
Their game continued on for about another hour, then everyone went to sleep.
~ Next Day, after school, local movie theater ~
Sango stood in line, waiting to get her movie ticket. Ayume had told her to meet her here after school. They were going to see 'House on Haunted Hill'. Ayume had told her to meet her in the fifth row from the top, the seat closest to the aisle. She bought her ticket and went inside.
The girl went up to buy her popcorn and a soda, then she walked to the theater where they were showing House on Haunted Hill. When Sango arrived at her destined spot, she saw none other then Miroku sitting in the seat beside the one she was supposed to sit in.
"Oh, hello, Sango my dear. What are you doing here?" Miroku asked. Sango narrowed her eyes at him. "You need to move." She said simply. "But why ever so?" Miroku asked. "Cause Ayume's gonna site there when she gets here! So move." Sango yelled.
"No. Besides...I'm waiting for Kouga here." Miroku replied. "Well, I'm just gonna sit here until they show." Sango retorted. "Fine with me." Miroku said.
Ayume and Kouga watched them silently from the top level. "Woohoo. They're sitting beside each other. Now, I know Sango, and she can't take scary movies, so if we're lucky she'll cling to his arm during the movie." Ayume said excitedly.
~ Later on in the movie ~
Sango screamed out in terror, and latched onto Mirokus' arm. Another scary part came, and she buried her head into his chest. She realized what she was doing, and tried to quickly pull away, but Miroku kept her there with his arm. Sango made no attempt to move, and sat contently in his arms, leaning against his chest.
Another scary part came on soon, and Ayume latched herself onto Kougas' arm in terror, as she'd been doing this whole time. Kouga had been blushing every time.
The movie ended not long after, and Ayume and Kouga quickly hurried out of the Movie Theater. Not with out catching the attention of Miroku first, though.
"That was awesome! Did you see how close they were?" Ayume gushed, then added, "Not a kiss, but they will. They're just a little bit more difficult than Kagome and Inuyasha."
"Ayume! Kouga! Why, hello my friends! Now, where have you two been?" Miroku asked, putting an arm around each of their shoulders. "Uh..." Ayume responded afraid they'd been discovered.
"Ah, come on! You don't have to be embarrassed!" Miroku urged with a perverted grin. "Oh, you caught us! We saw each other when we got inside, and couldn't help ourselves! Kouga and I started passionately making out right in the lobby!" Ayume yelled dramatically. Kouga also added in to the act. "But someone who works here told us to stop, so we went into a closet, and started making out again!" "And let's not forget the wild, steamy, hot, and crazy sex we had!" Ayume put in, falling into Kougas' arms. "Then, when we got to the Movie Theater, you were both so content with each other that we decided to let you stay like that." Kouga finished.
Sango and Miroku stood there staring wide- eyed at their friends. Ayume and Kouga sweat dropped as they realized that their friends thought they were serious. "Uh...guys...we were joking. We both came in late cause of something at school, and we thought we'd just leave you guys as you were. I mean, you two did look pretty content." Ayume half way lied.
"I...I knew that!" Sango lied badly. Miroku just nodded in agreement. "Let's just go home..." Ayume said, "Remember? We still have to dress up Sesshomaru." "Oh, you're right! Let's go!" Sango yelled enthusiastically.
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