Authors: slytherinsRsexyer7283 and beater#4
Rating: PG-13
Summary: 5 years after arriving at Hogwarts, Neville gets locked inside a rubbish bin and thrown down the river! what will be everyone's surprise when they find the bin and open it 345 years later!
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Chapter Twenty Nine: A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving
Kamati kamati
Ko-ahe ko-ahe
Kamati kamati
ko-ahe ko-ahe
Eh o-ahe
Wharunga mai
O-ahe o-ahe
Eh eh hu whiri whuwhiri
HEI!
- Quinton Hita (pronounced heater), "Haka song"
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Scabbers followed Harry down the stairs.
Harry turned around to a strange sight- Scabbers was standing behind him holding a knife and had his arm raised - but quickly dropped it and
scampered away.
"Strange. I've never seen a rat act like that before..." Harry pondered.
"I don't like rats..." Ron $108 said.
"You know that magic feeling you get when you and your wizard friends are playing Harry Potter? Feel the power of the brick!" A demented plastic lego
Draco snarled before Seamus could eat him up.
In the background behind Harry, a crappy drawing of an owl was pinned up- it looked like it said 'By Ron'.
"Wow! Thanks for the drawing Byron!" Harry thanked Byron, a new 6th Year Grindlemort.
"..." Ron fumed in the corner. The picture was really from the Weasel himsel'! But Harry wouldn't listen to him and was busy buying clothes for Byron to
thank him.
"That painting took me years to do! I used muggle crayons and everything!"
"Yeah right Ron. You could never shade an owl wing like Byron could ever! Never!" Harry put his arm around Byron - his new best friend - and walked
off. Draco and Ron glared at Harry with the power of a thousand Basilisks.
"Hullo Alun... ChulALUNkorn...." Francisco Muniz the 4th greeted the twins' friend, Alun.
Meanwhile, on the way to Santa Training two blonde nemisises bumped into each other...
"So Blaco.... we meet again."
"Yes cousin Draco, I'm back for good this time."
"Are Natalie and Lewis with you?"
"Yes, Mother and Father are with me- can't you see? They're right next to me you idiot!"
"Oh. Um... yeah."
"So. How's your boyfriend? You too make a real hot couple."
"I left him. I'm dating Chow Chang now."
"I see. The bell just rung. We'd better go to class."
"I guess. See ya Cuzzie bro"
They did a secret cousin handshake and ran off in opposite directions.
"Harry Potter is 13 now, so there will be a lot of Teenage angst. He'll be going out with girls, and he'll be looking at Draco a lot more." Alfonsooo won't
ruin the magic.
The Boy who Lived was trying to concentrate on the Safe Sex Lecture from Hagrid.
"His name is Piko Piko and he's a Samoan." Seamus introduced his shiny shiny boyfriend.
"Alrigh' I'm goner get yeh ter pair up to prac'ice the yerrrr methods of safe sex that I've just demonstra'ed. I'll be sittin' in this corner watchin' over yeh,
bidin' meh time...... yer." Hagrid shuffled off into the corner and slipped out of sight.
"What kind of ridiculous class is this?" Blaco drawled.
"Yeah Malfoy! Yeah! Beyblade!" Harry pulled out his new Bey Super Spin 3000x4 X006.
"Potter?!" Blaco scoffed. "You're no match for my pureblood ass beatch!"
"Look guys- you don't need to fight... we're all friends here..." Draco tried to keep the peace between his lovah and his cousin, but got distracted buy
some valuable objects that were unguarded.
"Malfoy's are supposed to stick together and kill all those who oppose our true lord Voldemort!" Blaco raised his wand and was just about to blow
Harry into smithereens-
"Oh Blaco sonny!" Lewis popped in, wearing an 'I love Muggles' t-shirt and cargo shorts with safari jandals. "You forgot your underwear this morning!"
Lewis chortled. Blaco didn't blush, but a faint rosy tinge crept up his neck.
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!" Blaco whined, embarrassed.
"Hi I'm Sirrie- welcome to Dinotopia!" Jude Law got the part as Sirius Black in the new Harry Potter movie called 'Sirrie and Remmie: Wolf and Dog
Unite!'.
"Haha shame Lifehouse- we won Best New Act! Ha! I don't see you winning any awards! Bet you wish you were still in my band Sean Wollensthume!"
Alex Band giggled manically and accepted his award with Aaron Kamin.
"And the winner of the Best Band in the Universe goes to..... Lifehouse!!" Daniel Alan Radcliffe screamed. Lifehouse were the best! In the
Universe!
The lead singer guy and his original band members walked up to accept the award, with Sean Wollensthume tagging along, as well as former Calling
members Nate, Dino and Billy.
Alex Band started to cry.
Aaron Kamin stood up and went to join his new band- Lifehouse. "Sorry Alex."
Alex Band cried some more.
"I'd like to thank my new girlfriend- she dumped Alex Band for me! Yeah! Woo!" Duncan from Lifehouse did the 'rawk' sign and collected the huge
trophy.
The nine members of Lifehouse partied hard into the nite as Alex watched forlornly from a window.
"Sorry Alex, we already have a lead singer." Sean Woollensthumes Brother from the original Lifehouse, rejected.
"I don't want to join you anyway! I'm going to make a band all on my own!!!!" Al ran off into the night crying as Duncan chased after him chanting,
'JOIN US O_O' as he waved his Lifehouse stick and polished his trophy.
"Harry- you've got something on your jersey," Draco picked the piece of lint off Harry.
"Thanks Draco. What would I do without you-" But Harry was interrupted by several Police-Wizz Officers bursting in.
"Draco, I think you have a problem. A stealing problem." Russell barked.
"What? But I- I never-" Draco defended himself.
"We've been watching you for a while now. You crossed the line when you stole that lint and we decided it was time for us to intervene." Constable
Barry waved his riot stick.
"Russell?" Police-Wizz #56231 called to the faithful law enforcer. "Put this man where he belongs........................................ in rehab."
DUN DUN
Meanwhile on E! News Live...
"Please complete the following: Wizards who duel together..."
"...Make sweet love together," Dan responded faster than a Nimbus 2001.
Previously, an Irish sandy-haired boi was flipping through the TV channels on his new Wizz-o-vision Tele-Lens Magic5000 when he caught a glimpse of a
twin on BBC...
"I'm a bumble bee, Bumble is my name - How do ya do? Buzz along with me, you can play too..... aWEREEEEEEE" Papa Bumble buzzed out.
"And as you can see, Fred is digging the final dig..." Mr. BBC reported, "...Its the new project for the J.O.P this year, and they have added 3 trees to the
forests of the world..."
"I'll come over to your dorm later," Harry said to a Hufflepuff - *gasp* Interhouse dating!
"Did you guys catch J.O.P planting trees on the BBC?" Mama Minnie mined to Alun. He wasn't allowed to play with the twins today...
A.N: Will Sean Wollensthume ever find the culprit who cut off all his hair? And how is Draco going to tell Harry he ran over Binka and Nugget?
Will Gohan be able to reach Super Saiyan 8 before Piccolo transfers into the great clenching Krillenster? Find in out in the next installment of
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