Disclaimer:
Chisara: We own nothing. Apparently I don't even own myself right now. Can you at least take these chains off me?
Kaos: Shut up and maybe I will..if I feel like it. *evil laughter*
Chapter Four: The Holographic Forest that Magically Appeared
Chisara: *runs into a forest* um...why is there a forest in here? Oh well.
COME OUT HERE KAOS!!! I'm going to kill you for killing Kurama!! even
though techinically I killed him first and then he came back to life and
then you killed him...but that's not the point!
Kaos: *laughing*
Chisara: grr... *shoots fire blast at random tree*
Kaos: eep *falls out of tree* um...Hi Chisara!
Chisara: You think that you can just get away with that? You killed my one
true love!! He was even warming up to me!! He tried to save me from you!!
And, you killed him in a way so I can't have him as my little toy to drag
around!!!
Chisara: Now, time to die!!
Rune: Look! They have entered the Holographic Forest!!!
Kaos: The what now?
*random anime characters run at Kaos and Chisara with torchs and pitchforks*
Chisara: This isn't over Kaos, trust my word as you will die! *runs off*
Kaos: *looks at retreating form of Chisara and the incoming anime mob*
Damn. *runs off*
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Kaos: *still running from mob of anime chars* Stupid Chisara! This is all your fault! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
*two random anime chars, who just happen to be Hiei and...who else? Rowen! Yay! Jump out of bushes*
Kaos: Ahhhhhh!
Hiei: You killed Kurama! you must die!
Kaos: Um...sorry?
Rowen: Yeah, you better be sorry! You killed him.
Hiei: *bursts into tears* she killed him!
Rowen: everything's okay Hiei. We'll get revenge. *pets Hiei*
Hiei: Let's just kill her and get it over with!
Chisara: *pops out of nowhere* No way! I get to kill her!
Hiei: No me!
Chisara: Me!
Hiei: Me!
Kaos: Or how about I kidnap Rowen and run away with him?
Chisara: Me! Hey, wait a second...
Hiei: Me! Ahhhh! She kidnapped Rowen and ran away!
Chisara: Nooooooooooooo! Rowen was my second choice! Stop stealing my men!
Hiei: Who are you talking to? She ran away, remember?
Chisara: Shut up! *punches him in the face and knocks him out.
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Chisara: Grrr... Damn that Kaos!!! First she kills Kurama, then she goes
and takes my second in line bish, Rowen. I'm running out of Bishes!!!
Sano: Um... I'm still here Chisara.
Chisara: Good on you Sano-chan, I still prefer those two over you. But I
still love you.
Sano: *walks away, mumbling* stupid girl, wanting what's already gone.
There's still a perfectly good bishonen right here, but... noooo.
Chisara: Okay, now how do I kill Kaos without killing Rowen in the process?
Hmmm...well, I could find some way to kill Kaos and put Rowen in great pain
at the same time. That way I would kill two birds with one stone. Wait,
why would I want to kill birds anyway? And even if I did, how could you
kill two with only one stone? Would it bounce off of one of their heads and
hit the other one? THIS ISN'T MAKING ANY SENSE!!!
Ranma: It's a figure of speech, get over it!
Chisara: Fine, wait, I had a point in there somewhere. Oh, yes. How
should I go about killing Kaos?
Hiei: *wakes up* you don't, I do.
Chisara: How are you up already? I hit you hard!
Hiei: Demon healing abilities. Now, stand aside and let me kill the fox's
murderer!
Chisara: Well, you can't. He was MY fox. Therefore, I shall be the one to
avenge his death!
Hiei: You were the one who killed him first!
Chisara: Only temperaroly.
Hiei: Besides, while I go kill her, you can go work on your spelling.
Chisara: growl *takes out guitar and hits Hiei over the head over and over
until he is knocked out again* Spell that!!
Haruko: Can I have my guitar back now?
Chisara: Oh, yeah, sure. *hands over guitar*
Haruko: Thanks *leaves*
Chisara: Now, how will I find Kaos in order to kill her? Oh, I know!! I'll
use the tracking device that always seems to show up in the most convenant
places in all the movies and tv shows! *pulls out tracking device* There
you are!!
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Rowen: Um, where are we going?
Kaos: I dunno. Oh wait, yeah I do. We're going to a secret place where I can find weapons to kill Chisara.
Rowen: I thought you guys were friends......
Kaos: We are.
Rowen: THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER?!?!?!?!?!
Kaos: It's fun, and it's good fanfic material.
Rowen: 0.o
Kaos: here we are! Kaos' secret weapon storage place! *straps on machine gun, sword, bullets, and grabs a flamethrower* Heh heh! You're going down Chisara!
Rowen: Hold the phones! You're an anime character and you don't have some kind of special power?
Kaos: Of course I do! What is wrong with you?
Rowen: Then why do you need all those weapons?
Kaos: Because, it's more fun this way. My special power is the secret weapon. Now let's go roast some Chisara! *test flame thrower* Perfect.
Rowen: What's your special power?
Kaos: It's called a secret weapon for a reason.
Rowen: Why me?
Kaos: Because you're a super hot anime character.
Rowen: Thanks......I guess......
*beep beep beep*
Kaos: What the? Noooooo! She put a tracking device on me! How am I supposed to kill her? My element of surprise has been eliminated! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rowen: Why don't you just destroy it?
Kaos: *sweatdrop* Oh yeah, I can do that......
Chisara: We own nothing. Apparently I don't even own myself right now. Can you at least take these chains off me?
Kaos: Shut up and maybe I will..if I feel like it. *evil laughter*
Chapter Four: The Holographic Forest that Magically Appeared
Chisara: *runs into a forest* um...why is there a forest in here? Oh well.
COME OUT HERE KAOS!!! I'm going to kill you for killing Kurama!! even
though techinically I killed him first and then he came back to life and
then you killed him...but that's not the point!
Kaos: *laughing*
Chisara: grr... *shoots fire blast at random tree*
Kaos: eep *falls out of tree* um...Hi Chisara!
Chisara: You think that you can just get away with that? You killed my one
true love!! He was even warming up to me!! He tried to save me from you!!
And, you killed him in a way so I can't have him as my little toy to drag
around!!!
Chisara: Now, time to die!!
Rune: Look! They have entered the Holographic Forest!!!
Kaos: The what now?
*random anime characters run at Kaos and Chisara with torchs and pitchforks*
Chisara: This isn't over Kaos, trust my word as you will die! *runs off*
Kaos: *looks at retreating form of Chisara and the incoming anime mob*
Damn. *runs off*
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Kaos: *still running from mob of anime chars* Stupid Chisara! This is all your fault! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
*two random anime chars, who just happen to be Hiei and...who else? Rowen! Yay! Jump out of bushes*
Kaos: Ahhhhhh!
Hiei: You killed Kurama! you must die!
Kaos: Um...sorry?
Rowen: Yeah, you better be sorry! You killed him.
Hiei: *bursts into tears* she killed him!
Rowen: everything's okay Hiei. We'll get revenge. *pets Hiei*
Hiei: Let's just kill her and get it over with!
Chisara: *pops out of nowhere* No way! I get to kill her!
Hiei: No me!
Chisara: Me!
Hiei: Me!
Kaos: Or how about I kidnap Rowen and run away with him?
Chisara: Me! Hey, wait a second...
Hiei: Me! Ahhhh! She kidnapped Rowen and ran away!
Chisara: Nooooooooooooo! Rowen was my second choice! Stop stealing my men!
Hiei: Who are you talking to? She ran away, remember?
Chisara: Shut up! *punches him in the face and knocks him out.
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Chisara: Grrr... Damn that Kaos!!! First she kills Kurama, then she goes
and takes my second in line bish, Rowen. I'm running out of Bishes!!!
Sano: Um... I'm still here Chisara.
Chisara: Good on you Sano-chan, I still prefer those two over you. But I
still love you.
Sano: *walks away, mumbling* stupid girl, wanting what's already gone.
There's still a perfectly good bishonen right here, but... noooo.
Chisara: Okay, now how do I kill Kaos without killing Rowen in the process?
Hmmm...well, I could find some way to kill Kaos and put Rowen in great pain
at the same time. That way I would kill two birds with one stone. Wait,
why would I want to kill birds anyway? And even if I did, how could you
kill two with only one stone? Would it bounce off of one of their heads and
hit the other one? THIS ISN'T MAKING ANY SENSE!!!
Ranma: It's a figure of speech, get over it!
Chisara: Fine, wait, I had a point in there somewhere. Oh, yes. How
should I go about killing Kaos?
Hiei: *wakes up* you don't, I do.
Chisara: How are you up already? I hit you hard!
Hiei: Demon healing abilities. Now, stand aside and let me kill the fox's
murderer!
Chisara: Well, you can't. He was MY fox. Therefore, I shall be the one to
avenge his death!
Hiei: You were the one who killed him first!
Chisara: Only temperaroly.
Hiei: Besides, while I go kill her, you can go work on your spelling.
Chisara: growl *takes out guitar and hits Hiei over the head over and over
until he is knocked out again* Spell that!!
Haruko: Can I have my guitar back now?
Chisara: Oh, yeah, sure. *hands over guitar*
Haruko: Thanks *leaves*
Chisara: Now, how will I find Kaos in order to kill her? Oh, I know!! I'll
use the tracking device that always seems to show up in the most convenant
places in all the movies and tv shows! *pulls out tracking device* There
you are!!
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Rowen: Um, where are we going?
Kaos: I dunno. Oh wait, yeah I do. We're going to a secret place where I can find weapons to kill Chisara.
Rowen: I thought you guys were friends......
Kaos: We are.
Rowen: THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER?!?!?!?!?!
Kaos: It's fun, and it's good fanfic material.
Rowen: 0.o
Kaos: here we are! Kaos' secret weapon storage place! *straps on machine gun, sword, bullets, and grabs a flamethrower* Heh heh! You're going down Chisara!
Rowen: Hold the phones! You're an anime character and you don't have some kind of special power?
Kaos: Of course I do! What is wrong with you?
Rowen: Then why do you need all those weapons?
Kaos: Because, it's more fun this way. My special power is the secret weapon. Now let's go roast some Chisara! *test flame thrower* Perfect.
Rowen: What's your special power?
Kaos: It's called a secret weapon for a reason.
Rowen: Why me?
Kaos: Because you're a super hot anime character.
Rowen: Thanks......I guess......
*beep beep beep*
Kaos: What the? Noooooo! She put a tracking device on me! How am I supposed to kill her? My element of surprise has been eliminated! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Rowen: Why don't you just destroy it?
Kaos: *sweatdrop* Oh yeah, I can do that......