Disclaimer:
Chisara: Guess what!!! Slavery is illegal now so these chains mean
nothing!! *chains disappear*
Kaos: Fine. Then I guess this means nothing too. *hits Chisara over the
head with a giant box full of Shonen Jump*
Chapter 5: Skittles
Chisara: Hmm...well, if I go here, then I could...
*Suddenly the computer tracking device in her hands blows up*
Computer voice: You tracker has been destroyed. Thank you and have a nice
day.
Chisara: Damn, I had a solitare game saved on that.
Hiei: See, you'll never find her, why don't you just stand aside and let
the pro show you how it's done.
Chisara: Will you stop waking up!! And if I'm such a bad tracker, than how
come you followed me here?
Hiei: I didn't follow you, you just happened to be taking the shortest path.
Chisara: I am? I mean, of course I am. It's the easiest way.
Hiei: See!! See!! You have absolutly no clue what you are doing!
Chisara: I never have a clue what I'm doing. That's how I work. And you
know you can't get rid of me, so why don't you just guide me through this
place?
Hiei: Why would I do that?
Chisara: Because I'll give you some sweet snow afterwards.
Hiei: *twiching* Sweet...Snow?
Chisara: *grinning* Ah ha, chocolate with sprinkles.
Hiei: NO FAIR!! YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS!! well, fine. If I'm gonna have to
be with you for the remainder of this trip I'm gonna make it as short as
possible.
Chisara: Yeah!!! Let's march!! *singing* The ant's go marching one by-
Hiei: NO SINGING!!!
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Kaos: He he! I destroyed the tracker. Now, let's go get Chisara.
Rowen: Why do I have to come?
Kaos: Because I said, and because Chisara has her little anime pal, so you're mine. It evens out the teams. You take Hiei, I take Chisara.
Rowen: But I don't wanna kill Hiei!
Kaos: Well you better start wanting to. Here. *hands Rowen a sword then starts off through the woods*
Rowen: Great, I'm being ordered to kill my friend by a raving maniac. What are you doing?
Kaos: *painting camoflauge on face and putting on camoflauge bandana* This is war. Come here, you need to be camoflauged too.
Rowen: No thanks...I'm good.
Kaos: Get.Over. Here. NOW!
Rowen: Yikes! *takes off into trees*
Kaos: Get back here you little...something!
Rowen: Little something? What the--*crashes into tree*--Ow!
Kaos: Ha ha! I've got you now little Rowen.
Rowen: Don't look at me like that...it reminds me of Lady Kayura.
Kaos: Sorry. Now, *pulls out face paint* let's get started.
*half an hour later*
Kaos: There we go! Now they'll never be able to see us. *steps back to look at Rowen* Ehhhh...I think I got a little carried away...he he...
Rowen: *runs over to stream and looks at self* Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Y--you you painted my hair!!! What is wrong with you???? You didn't paint your hair!!
Kaos: My hair's brown. Yours is blue. See what I'm getting at?
Rowen: *pulls out sword* Die bitch!
Kaos: Rude! *pulls out bazooka*
Rowen: Eep! Sorry! I'm sorry!
Kaos: Good. Now let's go. *skips into forest humming white reflection* ****************** Chisara: *eating Skittles*
Hiei: Where did you get those?
Chisara: My pocket.
Hiei: Why are you eating them?
Chisara: Well, it's come to my attention that we haven't eaten anything sense we got here, and I can't go that long without food. Besides *shrugs* I like Skittles.
Hiei: *pause* Can I have some?
Chisara: Hey, you just asked me for something!! You never ask anyone for anything!!
Hiei: I could just steal them from you.
Chisara: True. *pause* Okay. *pours some into Hiei's hand*
Hiei: *quietly eating*
Chisara: So...how are you at road games.
Hiei: Don't you usually play those in a car?
Chisara: yeah, but we're on a road, aren't we?
Hiei: I'm not playing one of those stupid ningen games that you use to ammuse yourself.
Chisara: Then at least talk to me.
Hiei: I am talking to you.
Chisara: I mean really talk, your only talking when I ask you questions or you want something.
Hiei: So?
Chisara: So...that's no fun!!! We've been walking for a really long time, we haven't seen Kaos or Rowen yet, and I'm getting bored!!
Hiei: Good for you, I still don't see how this conserens me.
Chisara: You little ... eep!! *trips over green paint can and gets covered* Oh man, that's gonna stain.
Hiei: I think we found a clue.
Chisara: No shit Sherlock.
Hiei: I think you hit your head. My name is Hiei, not Sherlock.
Chisara: It's an expression.
Hiei: Well expressions are confusing. Why can't you people ever say what you mean?
Chisara: You gonna sit there and rant all day or are you gonna help me get this paint off of me?
Hiei: What do you want me to do? There's no water for miles, do you want me to burn it off you?
Chisara: Sure.
Hiei: *grabs Chisara's arm and starts to sizzle*
Chisara: Ow!!!!! owie owie owie!!!!! That burns you moron!!
Hiei: Well duh!! Let's just go.
Chisara: But I'm green.
Hiei: Yes you are.
Chapter 5: Skittles
Chisara: Hmm...well, if I go here, then I could...
*Suddenly the computer tracking device in her hands blows up*
Computer voice: You tracker has been destroyed. Thank you and have a nice
day.
Chisara: Damn, I had a solitare game saved on that.
Hiei: See, you'll never find her, why don't you just stand aside and let
the pro show you how it's done.
Chisara: Will you stop waking up!! And if I'm such a bad tracker, than how
come you followed me here?
Hiei: I didn't follow you, you just happened to be taking the shortest path.
Chisara: I am? I mean, of course I am. It's the easiest way.
Hiei: See!! See!! You have absolutly no clue what you are doing!
Chisara: I never have a clue what I'm doing. That's how I work. And you
know you can't get rid of me, so why don't you just guide me through this
place?
Hiei: Why would I do that?
Chisara: Because I'll give you some sweet snow afterwards.
Hiei: *twiching* Sweet...Snow?
Chisara: *grinning* Ah ha, chocolate with sprinkles.
Hiei: NO FAIR!! YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS!! well, fine. If I'm gonna have to
be with you for the remainder of this trip I'm gonna make it as short as
possible.
Chisara: Yeah!!! Let's march!! *singing* The ant's go marching one by-
Hiei: NO SINGING!!!
*****************************
Kaos: He he! I destroyed the tracker. Now, let's go get Chisara.
Rowen: Why do I have to come?
Kaos: Because I said, and because Chisara has her little anime pal, so you're mine. It evens out the teams. You take Hiei, I take Chisara.
Rowen: But I don't wanna kill Hiei!
Kaos: Well you better start wanting to. Here. *hands Rowen a sword then starts off through the woods*
Rowen: Great, I'm being ordered to kill my friend by a raving maniac. What are you doing?
Kaos: *painting camoflauge on face and putting on camoflauge bandana* This is war. Come here, you need to be camoflauged too.
Rowen: No thanks...I'm good.
Kaos: Get.Over. Here. NOW!
Rowen: Yikes! *takes off into trees*
Kaos: Get back here you little...something!
Rowen: Little something? What the--*crashes into tree*--Ow!
Kaos: Ha ha! I've got you now little Rowen.
Rowen: Don't look at me like that...it reminds me of Lady Kayura.
Kaos: Sorry. Now, *pulls out face paint* let's get started.
*half an hour later*
Kaos: There we go! Now they'll never be able to see us. *steps back to look at Rowen* Ehhhh...I think I got a little carried away...he he...
Rowen: *runs over to stream and looks at self* Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Y--you you painted my hair!!! What is wrong with you???? You didn't paint your hair!!
Kaos: My hair's brown. Yours is blue. See what I'm getting at?
Rowen: *pulls out sword* Die bitch!
Kaos: Rude! *pulls out bazooka*
Rowen: Eep! Sorry! I'm sorry!
Kaos: Good. Now let's go. *skips into forest humming white reflection* ****************** Chisara: *eating Skittles*
Hiei: Where did you get those?
Chisara: My pocket.
Hiei: Why are you eating them?
Chisara: Well, it's come to my attention that we haven't eaten anything sense we got here, and I can't go that long without food. Besides *shrugs* I like Skittles.
Hiei: *pause* Can I have some?
Chisara: Hey, you just asked me for something!! You never ask anyone for anything!!
Hiei: I could just steal them from you.
Chisara: True. *pause* Okay. *pours some into Hiei's hand*
Hiei: *quietly eating*
Chisara: So...how are you at road games.
Hiei: Don't you usually play those in a car?
Chisara: yeah, but we're on a road, aren't we?
Hiei: I'm not playing one of those stupid ningen games that you use to ammuse yourself.
Chisara: Then at least talk to me.
Hiei: I am talking to you.
Chisara: I mean really talk, your only talking when I ask you questions or you want something.
Hiei: So?
Chisara: So...that's no fun!!! We've been walking for a really long time, we haven't seen Kaos or Rowen yet, and I'm getting bored!!
Hiei: Good for you, I still don't see how this conserens me.
Chisara: You little ... eep!! *trips over green paint can and gets covered* Oh man, that's gonna stain.
Hiei: I think we found a clue.
Chisara: No shit Sherlock.
Hiei: I think you hit your head. My name is Hiei, not Sherlock.
Chisara: It's an expression.
Hiei: Well expressions are confusing. Why can't you people ever say what you mean?
Chisara: You gonna sit there and rant all day or are you gonna help me get this paint off of me?
Hiei: What do you want me to do? There's no water for miles, do you want me to burn it off you?
Chisara: Sure.
Hiei: *grabs Chisara's arm and starts to sizzle*
Chisara: Ow!!!!! owie owie owie!!!!! That burns you moron!!
Hiei: Well duh!! Let's just go.
Chisara: But I'm green.
Hiei: Yes you are.