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Kaos: Fish!!
Chisara: What are you talking about?
Kaos: That's my language for 'We don't own anything but us.'
Chisara: Oh...that's nice.
AoCaK
Chapter 6: Fish
Chisara: I don't want to be green anymore.
Hiei: Then pour a different color on yourself. How about red? Tehehe, the color of blood.
Chisara: *gives deranged look* Okay. *dumps red paint on self* How's that?
Hiei is to busy daydreaming about killing things to listen.
Rowen falls out of tree. Kaos falls on top.
Chisara: hey Kaos is back! Yatta!(yay)
Kaos: why are you red?
Chisara: it reminds me of Kurama...WAHHHH!!!!I want Kurama back!!!!!
Kaos: Let's bring him back with a human sacrifice! *evil grin* How about Kuwabara?!?!?!?!?
Chisara: He he he..Hiei! Go get Kuwabaka!
Rowen: Kuwabaka? Isn't his name Kuwabara?
Kaos: Shut up. No one gave you permission to speak.
*Ryu magically appears in a puff of blue smoke*
Ryu: Ta da! I'm here!
Hiei: Who are you?
Ryu: I'm myself of course
Rowen: Well who the hell is that?
Chisara: It's Ryu, stupid. Now go and sit in the corner until we call you again. You could at least be quiet like Hiei.
Hiei: *still daydreaming about killing*
Kaos: I think he's possessed or something.. *waves hand in front of Hiei's face* Hello? He's ignoring me!
Ryu: you should hurt him then.
Kaos: Okay! *smiles happily and pulls out flamethrower* Wait..do I really wanna do that?
Chisara: YES!! KILL HIM SO I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM THE SWEET SNOW I PROMISED!!!
Kaos: Hiei can be the human sacrifice for bringing Kurama back!
Ryu: awwwwww don't kill him he is cool...I think..
Chisara: Well.I could spare him but..I WANT MY KURAMA!!! I will kill someone, and he's here, if you don't want me to I could find a replacement that is the only one talking back about killing him.am I making my point.
Ryu: huh? I thought I was your friend..where is Kuwabara?
*Kuwabara walks into the 'crowd'*
Kuwabara: Hey guys! What's going on?
*everyone looks at him with evil smiles*
Chisara: Okay, everyone get out their weapon of choice!! *pulls out guillotine*
Kaos: Yay! Killing Kuwabara! Killing Kuwabara! *pulls out flamethrower* Hey! Maybe I'll get to use my SECRET power!!!
Ryu: hehehehehe..*turns into a silver ice dragon*
Chisara: Um.that's new.
Ryu: shut up. I like dragons..I like cheese too.
*magical lord of the sacrifice appears*
MLotS: If you're going to sacrifice him you have to use a magical sword!
Kaos: Who says? What if I wanna use my flamethrower?
MLotS: You shut up.
*Kaos mouth clamps shut and will not open*
Chisara: Yatta!! I praise to you oh MLotS!!
Kaos: Mmmmf! *attacks Chisara* Mmmmf!
Ryu: *hits Kaos with tail* Hahaha I win.
Chisara: This is great!! Kaos can't scream at me because she can't talk and Ryu will be my bodyguard against physical attacks!! Naner naner naner!!
Ryu: ok...I guess.if I have to.
Kaos: *gives Chisara the finger* Mmmmf!
MLotS: Hello!!! I'm still here being all propheceic!!
Ryu: Sorry to burst your bubble but I don't think that is a real word.
MLotS: Hey, I'm a Magical Lord so I can make up words so if you want to keep your mouth I would suggest being quiet so I can talk!!
*Ryu nods furiously*
Chisara: Hehe, it's really funny seeing a dragon nod furiously!!
*Ryu then freezes Chisara's feet to the ground*
Chisara: Eep!! Can't move!! Feet stuck to floor!!!
Kaos: *rolls eyes and points to mouth* Mmmmmmmmmmfffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chisara: *sticks out tongue*
Kaos: *tries to stick out tongue* *fails miserably*
MLotS: Anyway..If you want to sacrifice the baka, you have to have a magical sword.
Chisara: Well, were can we get a magical sword?
MLotS: Finally, someone will get to the point.
Kaos: MMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFF! *looks up at MLotS with hands on hips*
MLotS: Oh right..*snaps*
Kaos: Thank you. What about Inuyasha's sword?
MLotS: Won't work, it's to kill not to heal.
Chisara: *raises hand* Oh oh!!!! Pick me!! Pick me!!
MLotS: *annoyed* What?
Chisara: What about Sesshomaru-sama's sword?
Kaos: Sesshomaru! *heart in eyes*
Chisara: -sama. *hits Kaos over head*
Ryu: are your feet cold?
Chisara: Yes, very......is there a point to that question?
Ryu: Well I am an ice dragon..*breaks ice with tail*
Chisara: Yatta Yatta!!! I'm free!!! *does a dance*
Kaos: *disappears and then reappears with sword in hand*
Ryu: Hey that was cool where'd you get that?
*Sesshomaru glides in on his little pink cloud*
Sesshomaru: Hey you human wench give that back!!!!!
Kaos: What did you call me?!? Take it back now!!! *runs up and slaps Sesshomaru in the face*
*Sesshomaru doesn't even flinch and just looks at her like she's an idiot*
Kaos: Come on! I'm not that wimpy!!!!!! *pouts in corner*
Chisara: Yes you are.hehehehe
*Kaos slaps Chisara in the face*
Chisara: *whimpers*
Ryu: Stop fighting! *whaps Kaos on the head with her tail*
Sesshomaru: ...Why am I here again?...O yeah, GIVE ME MY SWORD!!!!!
Chisara: Um..where did Hiei and Rowen go? *turns around to see Hiei giving her a deranged look* *sweatdrops* Maybe we shouldn't have let him think about it that long.
Kaos: Nope. Where's my bishie!?!?!?! Don't tell me you let him get away Chisara!!!! I had plans for him!!!! What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Sesshomaru: HEY!!! DON'T IGNORE I, SESSHOMARU!!!!
*Inuyasha walks through the forest*
Inuyasha: Sesshomaru you Temme you left in the middle of our battle!!!
Sesshomaru: It's not my fault they stole my sword!
Inuyasha: *looks at everyone strangely* who in the seven hells are you?
Kaos: Hey look! It's Inuyasha! Hi! I'm Kaos! I stole the sword! Yay me!
*Saiyou appears in a puff of white smoke*
Saiyou: INUYASHA!?!?!?! WHERE!?!?!WHERE?!?!?!
Chisara: Ohaiyou Saiyou!!
Ryu: Hey that rhymes!
*Chisara giggles insanely*
Chisara: *snort* that was funny *snort*
Kaos: Did you just snort????
Chisara: *puts finger on chin innocently* Mebe...
*Inuyasha and Sesshomaru look at each other and raise eyebrows*
*Saiyou runs up and hugs Inuyasha*
*meanwhile Rowen is running away from Kaos*
Kaos: *sees Rowen running* Hey! Come back! I thought we had something special!!!!!! Oh well. Sesshomaru's still here. Hehehehe *laughs evilly*
Chisara: STOP SAYING THAT!!! IT'S SESSHOMARU-SAMA!!!
*Inuyasha and Saiyou are caught in a loving embrace*
Kaos: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Ryu: Aaaaawwwww I feel left out....
*Saiyou looks at Ryu with a smirk*
Saiyou: Well I feel all warm and fuzzy inside...teeheehee
Chisara: *eyes get watery* This is what I want. WHERE'S KURAMA!?!?!?!?!
Kaos: Shut up already! I killed him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chisara: That's right...*glares over at Kaos angrily* You did!!!!!
Kaos: Yep!! Yay me!!!! Why do I get pleasure out of killing Chisara's bishie? Oh well, who cares. As long as I have one of mine still.
Chisara: grrrrrrr.You know very well that I am the ONLY one allowed to torture him.
Kaos: I'll tell you what. I'll let you torture one of my bishies. One at the bottom of my four page list..
Ryu: I think we should get back on track that I do..
Kaos: Stop talking like Kenshin! *growls menacingly*
Ryu: make me *grins evilly*
Kaos: Excuse me, but I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO GRIN EVILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryu: Oh really?
Kaos: Really really.
Ryu: Really really really?
Kaos: Really really really really
Ryu: Really real-
Inuyasha: Shut the hell up!!!!!
Ryu: thanks
Inuyasha: Feh!
Kaos: Feh?
Inuyasha: Keh!
*Kaos does not understand*
Saiyou: It's his little word *glares at Kaos* don't diss the little word.
Ryu: I think that we should get back on track that I do!
Kaos: Shut up already! *slaps Ryu*
*meanwhile Inuyasha is looking confused*
Inuyasha: what's a track?
Ryu: Grrrrrrrrr...*glares at Kaos* Do you really want me to turn you into an ice cube?
Kaos: Not really, but hit me with your tail again and I'll chop it off!!
Ryu: hmmm I guess you are right about that....I'll do the same thing that I did to Chisara!!!!!!!!!! *freezes Kaos' feet to the ground*
Kaos: Would you stop doing that already?!?!?
Inuyasha: WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A TRACK IS?!?!?
MLotS: It's the place we're going.
Inuyasha: Who the hell are you?
MLotS: I'm the Magical Lord of the Sacrifice. I've been here sense before you got here, I've just been ignored.
Ryu: I'm sorry *gives a cute smile*
Chisara: Hey!! I almost forgot!!! We have the magic sword now!! *grabs Sesshomaru's sword from Kaos who's trying to jump out of the ice*
Kaos: Wait!! Give that back!! I'm going to be the one to kill him!!
Chisara: Well tough luck, you're iced down at the moment.
Kaos: *glares at Ryu*
Ryu: Whut? I was only trying to protect my tail from you!
Kaos: *continues to glare at Ryu*
Sesshomaru: Hey, that's my sword!!!! That's what I came into this nonsense for!!! Give it back!!!
Chisara: Just one moment, Sesshomaru-sama. I just need to get rid of some useless waste of flesh.
*Kuwabara has been sitting staring at all that's been going on*
Chisara: Now die Kuwabaka!!!!!! *slices with Tensseiga*
Kuwabara: *gash quickly heals back* hey, what'd you do that for. I, Kuzama Kuwabara shall punish you!!!
*Ryu starts laughing hysterically*
Kaos: No!!! LET ME KICK HIM OR SOMETHING!!!! I'M HAVING THIS NEED TO HURT AND I CAN'T!!!!!!!
MLotS: Oh, yeah, I forgot, it's the other way around. You have to use Inuyasha's sword..
A/N: Wow, that was fun. Sorry for the long wait. I saved this on my account at school and forgot to mail it to myself. Hehe.
Kaos: Fish!!
Chisara: What are you talking about?
Kaos: That's my language for 'We don't own anything but us.'
Chisara: Oh...that's nice.
AoCaK
Chapter 6: Fish
Chisara: I don't want to be green anymore.
Hiei: Then pour a different color on yourself. How about red? Tehehe, the color of blood.
Chisara: *gives deranged look* Okay. *dumps red paint on self* How's that?
Hiei is to busy daydreaming about killing things to listen.
Rowen falls out of tree. Kaos falls on top.
Chisara: hey Kaos is back! Yatta!(yay)
Kaos: why are you red?
Chisara: it reminds me of Kurama...WAHHHH!!!!I want Kurama back!!!!!
Kaos: Let's bring him back with a human sacrifice! *evil grin* How about Kuwabara?!?!?!?!?
Chisara: He he he..Hiei! Go get Kuwabaka!
Rowen: Kuwabaka? Isn't his name Kuwabara?
Kaos: Shut up. No one gave you permission to speak.
*Ryu magically appears in a puff of blue smoke*
Ryu: Ta da! I'm here!
Hiei: Who are you?
Ryu: I'm myself of course
Rowen: Well who the hell is that?
Chisara: It's Ryu, stupid. Now go and sit in the corner until we call you again. You could at least be quiet like Hiei.
Hiei: *still daydreaming about killing*
Kaos: I think he's possessed or something.. *waves hand in front of Hiei's face* Hello? He's ignoring me!
Ryu: you should hurt him then.
Kaos: Okay! *smiles happily and pulls out flamethrower* Wait..do I really wanna do that?
Chisara: YES!! KILL HIM SO I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM THE SWEET SNOW I PROMISED!!!
Kaos: Hiei can be the human sacrifice for bringing Kurama back!
Ryu: awwwwww don't kill him he is cool...I think..
Chisara: Well.I could spare him but..I WANT MY KURAMA!!! I will kill someone, and he's here, if you don't want me to I could find a replacement that is the only one talking back about killing him.am I making my point.
Ryu: huh? I thought I was your friend..where is Kuwabara?
*Kuwabara walks into the 'crowd'*
Kuwabara: Hey guys! What's going on?
*everyone looks at him with evil smiles*
Chisara: Okay, everyone get out their weapon of choice!! *pulls out guillotine*
Kaos: Yay! Killing Kuwabara! Killing Kuwabara! *pulls out flamethrower* Hey! Maybe I'll get to use my SECRET power!!!
Ryu: hehehehehe..*turns into a silver ice dragon*
Chisara: Um.that's new.
Ryu: shut up. I like dragons..I like cheese too.
*magical lord of the sacrifice appears*
MLotS: If you're going to sacrifice him you have to use a magical sword!
Kaos: Who says? What if I wanna use my flamethrower?
MLotS: You shut up.
*Kaos mouth clamps shut and will not open*
Chisara: Yatta!! I praise to you oh MLotS!!
Kaos: Mmmmf! *attacks Chisara* Mmmmf!
Ryu: *hits Kaos with tail* Hahaha I win.
Chisara: This is great!! Kaos can't scream at me because she can't talk and Ryu will be my bodyguard against physical attacks!! Naner naner naner!!
Ryu: ok...I guess.if I have to.
Kaos: *gives Chisara the finger* Mmmmf!
MLotS: Hello!!! I'm still here being all propheceic!!
Ryu: Sorry to burst your bubble but I don't think that is a real word.
MLotS: Hey, I'm a Magical Lord so I can make up words so if you want to keep your mouth I would suggest being quiet so I can talk!!
*Ryu nods furiously*
Chisara: Hehe, it's really funny seeing a dragon nod furiously!!
*Ryu then freezes Chisara's feet to the ground*
Chisara: Eep!! Can't move!! Feet stuck to floor!!!
Kaos: *rolls eyes and points to mouth* Mmmmmmmmmmfffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chisara: *sticks out tongue*
Kaos: *tries to stick out tongue* *fails miserably*
MLotS: Anyway..If you want to sacrifice the baka, you have to have a magical sword.
Chisara: Well, were can we get a magical sword?
MLotS: Finally, someone will get to the point.
Kaos: MMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFF! *looks up at MLotS with hands on hips*
MLotS: Oh right..*snaps*
Kaos: Thank you. What about Inuyasha's sword?
MLotS: Won't work, it's to kill not to heal.
Chisara: *raises hand* Oh oh!!!! Pick me!! Pick me!!
MLotS: *annoyed* What?
Chisara: What about Sesshomaru-sama's sword?
Kaos: Sesshomaru! *heart in eyes*
Chisara: -sama. *hits Kaos over head*
Ryu: are your feet cold?
Chisara: Yes, very......is there a point to that question?
Ryu: Well I am an ice dragon..*breaks ice with tail*
Chisara: Yatta Yatta!!! I'm free!!! *does a dance*
Kaos: *disappears and then reappears with sword in hand*
Ryu: Hey that was cool where'd you get that?
*Sesshomaru glides in on his little pink cloud*
Sesshomaru: Hey you human wench give that back!!!!!
Kaos: What did you call me?!? Take it back now!!! *runs up and slaps Sesshomaru in the face*
*Sesshomaru doesn't even flinch and just looks at her like she's an idiot*
Kaos: Come on! I'm not that wimpy!!!!!! *pouts in corner*
Chisara: Yes you are.hehehehe
*Kaos slaps Chisara in the face*
Chisara: *whimpers*
Ryu: Stop fighting! *whaps Kaos on the head with her tail*
Sesshomaru: ...Why am I here again?...O yeah, GIVE ME MY SWORD!!!!!
Chisara: Um..where did Hiei and Rowen go? *turns around to see Hiei giving her a deranged look* *sweatdrops* Maybe we shouldn't have let him think about it that long.
Kaos: Nope. Where's my bishie!?!?!?! Don't tell me you let him get away Chisara!!!! I had plans for him!!!! What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Sesshomaru: HEY!!! DON'T IGNORE I, SESSHOMARU!!!!
*Inuyasha walks through the forest*
Inuyasha: Sesshomaru you Temme you left in the middle of our battle!!!
Sesshomaru: It's not my fault they stole my sword!
Inuyasha: *looks at everyone strangely* who in the seven hells are you?
Kaos: Hey look! It's Inuyasha! Hi! I'm Kaos! I stole the sword! Yay me!
*Saiyou appears in a puff of white smoke*
Saiyou: INUYASHA!?!?!?! WHERE!?!?!WHERE?!?!?!
Chisara: Ohaiyou Saiyou!!
Ryu: Hey that rhymes!
*Chisara giggles insanely*
Chisara: *snort* that was funny *snort*
Kaos: Did you just snort????
Chisara: *puts finger on chin innocently* Mebe...
*Inuyasha and Sesshomaru look at each other and raise eyebrows*
*Saiyou runs up and hugs Inuyasha*
*meanwhile Rowen is running away from Kaos*
Kaos: *sees Rowen running* Hey! Come back! I thought we had something special!!!!!! Oh well. Sesshomaru's still here. Hehehehe *laughs evilly*
Chisara: STOP SAYING THAT!!! IT'S SESSHOMARU-SAMA!!!
*Inuyasha and Saiyou are caught in a loving embrace*
Kaos: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Ryu: Aaaaawwwww I feel left out....
*Saiyou looks at Ryu with a smirk*
Saiyou: Well I feel all warm and fuzzy inside...teeheehee
Chisara: *eyes get watery* This is what I want. WHERE'S KURAMA!?!?!?!?!
Kaos: Shut up already! I killed him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chisara: That's right...*glares over at Kaos angrily* You did!!!!!
Kaos: Yep!! Yay me!!!! Why do I get pleasure out of killing Chisara's bishie? Oh well, who cares. As long as I have one of mine still.
Chisara: grrrrrrr.You know very well that I am the ONLY one allowed to torture him.
Kaos: I'll tell you what. I'll let you torture one of my bishies. One at the bottom of my four page list..
Ryu: I think we should get back on track that I do..
Kaos: Stop talking like Kenshin! *growls menacingly*
Ryu: make me *grins evilly*
Kaos: Excuse me, but I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO GRIN EVILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryu: Oh really?
Kaos: Really really.
Ryu: Really really really?
Kaos: Really really really really
Ryu: Really real-
Inuyasha: Shut the hell up!!!!!
Ryu: thanks
Inuyasha: Feh!
Kaos: Feh?
Inuyasha: Keh!
*Kaos does not understand*
Saiyou: It's his little word *glares at Kaos* don't diss the little word.
Ryu: I think that we should get back on track that I do!
Kaos: Shut up already! *slaps Ryu*
*meanwhile Inuyasha is looking confused*
Inuyasha: what's a track?
Ryu: Grrrrrrrrr...*glares at Kaos* Do you really want me to turn you into an ice cube?
Kaos: Not really, but hit me with your tail again and I'll chop it off!!
Ryu: hmmm I guess you are right about that....I'll do the same thing that I did to Chisara!!!!!!!!!! *freezes Kaos' feet to the ground*
Kaos: Would you stop doing that already?!?!?
Inuyasha: WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A TRACK IS?!?!?
MLotS: It's the place we're going.
Inuyasha: Who the hell are you?
MLotS: I'm the Magical Lord of the Sacrifice. I've been here sense before you got here, I've just been ignored.
Ryu: I'm sorry *gives a cute smile*
Chisara: Hey!! I almost forgot!!! We have the magic sword now!! *grabs Sesshomaru's sword from Kaos who's trying to jump out of the ice*
Kaos: Wait!! Give that back!! I'm going to be the one to kill him!!
Chisara: Well tough luck, you're iced down at the moment.
Kaos: *glares at Ryu*
Ryu: Whut? I was only trying to protect my tail from you!
Kaos: *continues to glare at Ryu*
Sesshomaru: Hey, that's my sword!!!! That's what I came into this nonsense for!!! Give it back!!!
Chisara: Just one moment, Sesshomaru-sama. I just need to get rid of some useless waste of flesh.
*Kuwabara has been sitting staring at all that's been going on*
Chisara: Now die Kuwabaka!!!!!! *slices with Tensseiga*
Kuwabara: *gash quickly heals back* hey, what'd you do that for. I, Kuzama Kuwabara shall punish you!!!
*Ryu starts laughing hysterically*
Kaos: No!!! LET ME KICK HIM OR SOMETHING!!!! I'M HAVING THIS NEED TO HURT AND I CAN'T!!!!!!!
MLotS: Oh, yeah, I forgot, it's the other way around. You have to use Inuyasha's sword..
A/N: Wow, that was fun. Sorry for the long wait. I saved this on my account at school and forgot to mail it to myself. Hehe.