Disclaimer:
Saiyou: Hey, we're invading the disclaimer!
Ryu: mwahahahahaahahaha!!!!*cough cough*
Kaos: NO! OUR DISCLAIMER!!!!!DIE!!!!!!!!
Saiyou and Ryu: *laughing hystericly*
Kaos: DIE!!!!!*pulls out flamethrower*
Saiyou and Ryu: *running away laughing*
Chisara: You banished them!!
Kaos: Yeah...so?
Chisara: *growls* They need to be in the next chapter.
Kaos: You mean the chapter in which we own all and shall rule the world?
Chisara: How much sugar did you have this morning?
Kaos: Just the usual three cups.Why?
Chisara: Nevermind...*sighs* o and Kaos?
Kaos: Yes?
Chisara: I was talking about the chapter that we DON'T own.excpt for ourselves..AND I OWN KURAMA!!!!!WAH!!!!!!
Kaos: NO!I own everything!!!!DIE!!!!!* Pushes Chisara off a cliff*
Chisara: *plunging to death at bottom of cliff* *screeming* I'd argue, but our disclaimer's long enough already!!
Kaos: Haha, I win!
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AoCaK
(the real) Chapter 8: even more people show up
Chisara: *now content that Kurama is back, notices something very important* Your scales...*point to Ryu's scales* are....SHINEY!!!!!!!*lunges at Ryu*
Ryu: O lord.*tries to fly away*
Chisara: NO! must get the shiney thing!!!!!
Kurama: ROSE WHIP!! *uses rose whip to hold Ryu down* If I have to be with her, so do you!!
Ryu: NO!!!*turns back into human form*
Chisara:.where'd the shiney go!?!?!*mumbles* stupid fat hobit!!!
Saiyou: Stop calling me fat!
Kaos: She wasn't talking to you idiot!!!!!*hits Saiyou with hammer*
Chisara: *sob* shiney..gone..
Kaos: Wait!! I have shiney *pulls out shiney purple/pink notebook*
Chisara: Yay! I want shiney!!!!!*tackles Kaos*
Kaos: *hits Chisara* HAHA my shiney book!!!
Chisara: NO!!!!!
Kaos:.where did Sesshomaru and Naraku go?
Sesshomaru and Naraku: *still ducktaped to floor grumbling profanities to each other*
Saiyou:hmmm.speaking of shiney things and Sesshomaru, don't you think Inuyasha will be wanting the shikon jewel back yet?
Kaos: don't care
Ryu: erm.
Kaos:*glomping Sesshomaru and Naraku*
Saiyou:*dreaming of Inuyasha*
Chisara: *still looking for shiney thing as Kurama chases after her*
Ryu:*snifles* I want my bishie here!
Link:*poof there he is*
Ryu: *eyes bulge* how did that happen
Saiyou: the power of love must have transported him here when you thought of him.
Chisara: FLUUUU*gag*UUUFFFF!!
Kaos: It burns us! *hisses*
Link:*sweatdrops* what the heck is going on?
Saiyou: *ignoring Link* hmm, maybe that's how I can get Inuyasha here!*thinks of Inuyasha*
Inuyasha:*poof there he is*.where in the seven hells am I?!
Saiyou: nevermind that, heres the shikon jewel!
Hiei:*double take* how'd you get that back?
Saiyou: SHUT UP IM TALKING TO INUYASHA!!
Inuyasha:erm.thanks...this actually belongs to Kagome though
Kagome:*poof there she is*
Chisara: I like how this poof thing works. Hold on *thinks hard*
Lots of Shiney Things: *poof there they are*
Chisara:YAY!!!!!!!
Kaos:*pondering*
Saiyou:*watching Inuasha and Kagome*
Ryu:*glomping Link*
Chisara:*dragging Kurama into the pile of shiney things with her*
Kaos:*thinking*.*thinking not working*
Operator:*beep beep beep* we're sorry, but the command you ordered is unable to function, please hang up and try again*
Beast boy:*poof there he is*
Kaos:*grin evilly*.*glomps beast boy*
Beast boy:DUDE! what the heck are you doing!?!?
Miroku: Inuyasha! Lady Kagome there you are! I was talking to you and then *poof* you were gone!!!!! Whered you.*sees all the bishujo* *is in heaven*
Sesshomaru and Naraku: *still trying to escape*
MLotS:*chewing on acorns*
Kaos: um.I have one more question.
MLotS:*sighs* yes what is it?
Kaos: .WHY are you a giant SQUIRREL!?!?!?
MLoT: .I JUST AM!!!!!
Kaos: o ok.*ties giant boulder onto his leg**pushes him off of cliff* .That was fun.*goes back to glomping beast boy*
Beast boy: *cant breath*
Miroku:*walks over to Chisara*
Chisara:*feels something on butt* ...*sweatdrops* RAH!!!!!!!!!*throws shiney thing at him* AH NO SHINEY COME BACK TO ME!!!!!
Kurama: HEY! no one touches my bishujo!!!
Miroku: *runs away*.*walks over to Ryu*
Ryu: *feels something on butt* RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!
Miroku:*runs away(again)*.*walks over to Saiyou*
Saiyou:*feels something on butt*.*turns around quickly* WAH! *starts to cry*
Miroku: *sweatdrops*.* tries to walk away*
Saiyou: O no you don't! *throws fireballs at him*
Miroku: ouch.*burnt flesh*.*walks over to Kaos*
Kaos: *glomping beast boy*
Miroku: *thinks better of it and runs away*
Chisara: Kurama, you do care!!!
Kurama: What? Where did you get that idea?
Chisara: *holds up hard-copy of story* Right here. *reads* (quote)Kurama: HEY! no one touches my bishujo!!!
Kurama: It was just a reaction!!
Chisara: You're so sweet!! *glomps Kurama again*
Kurama: Not again.
Ryu: So link.how do you like sushi?
Link: love it.why?
Ryu: *thinking of killing Ruto* oh nothing.
Link:.I hate pink too...and tights...so you know how annoying these things are?!!?
Kaos: *is disturbed*
Ryu:.hate pink huh?..you know.Zelda wears pink.
Link:.exactly.
Ryu: Yatta!! And yes I hate tights *grumbles*
Link:.*bad memories*
Ryu:.yeah.you know if you go fishing, you can take the guys hat!!
Link: The annoying one who works at the counter and always scratches his armpit?
Ryu: yeah!!!
Link:.cool.
Saiyou:.I want Inuyasha
Chisara: Hey kaos? Why don't you just marry beast boy?
Kaos: Because then I could only have one bishie!!!!! *walks over to Sesshomaru and Naraku* And then I couldn't glomp them!!!
Jaken: *walks into story* Sesshomaru-Sama!
Chisara:See See! I told you that's how you say his name!
Everyone: WHATEVER!
Sesshomaru: *still tied up* mmph mmph!
Jaken: I'll save you my lord! *takes out staff and uses fire*
Sesshomaru: *is free*
Kaos: oooo.fire.*takes Jakens staff*
Jaken: Hey! Give that back!
Kaos: *pushes away* go away you annoy me! * swings staff around*.how does this damn thing work!?
Jaken: Hmph! I'm not telling!
Kaos: Do you have to kill someone with it or something? *looks at Jaken evilly*
Jaken: *gulps*
Kaos: *starts banging staff on Jaken's head*
Saiyou: Oh oh!! Pick me pick me I know!!!!!
Kaos: *stops hitting Jaken to give Saiyou deadpan look* How could you?
Saiyou: DUH! I watch the show stupid!
Kaos: fine then.how?
Saiyou: You say I call upon the power of the staff and hold it upright.
Kaos: That's it?!*sweatdrops*.*flips staff upright*
Jaken: Crap.
Kaos: Mwuahahahahaha! I call upon the power of the staff! *fire shoots out*
Everyone: ooooo ahhhhh
Kaos: HAHAHAHA!
Chisara:.RUN!
Kaos: *Lighting everything on fire*
Saiyou: Hey, we're invading the disclaimer!
Ryu: mwahahahahaahahaha!!!!*cough cough*
Kaos: NO! OUR DISCLAIMER!!!!!DIE!!!!!!!!
Saiyou and Ryu: *laughing hystericly*
Kaos: DIE!!!!!*pulls out flamethrower*
Saiyou and Ryu: *running away laughing*
Chisara: You banished them!!
Kaos: Yeah...so?
Chisara: *growls* They need to be in the next chapter.
Kaos: You mean the chapter in which we own all and shall rule the world?
Chisara: How much sugar did you have this morning?
Kaos: Just the usual three cups.Why?
Chisara: Nevermind...*sighs* o and Kaos?
Kaos: Yes?
Chisara: I was talking about the chapter that we DON'T own.excpt for ourselves..AND I OWN KURAMA!!!!!WAH!!!!!!
Kaos: NO!I own everything!!!!DIE!!!!!* Pushes Chisara off a cliff*
Chisara: *plunging to death at bottom of cliff* *screeming* I'd argue, but our disclaimer's long enough already!!
Kaos: Haha, I win!
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AoCaK
(the real) Chapter 8: even more people show up
Chisara: *now content that Kurama is back, notices something very important* Your scales...*point to Ryu's scales* are....SHINEY!!!!!!!*lunges at Ryu*
Ryu: O lord.*tries to fly away*
Chisara: NO! must get the shiney thing!!!!!
Kurama: ROSE WHIP!! *uses rose whip to hold Ryu down* If I have to be with her, so do you!!
Ryu: NO!!!*turns back into human form*
Chisara:.where'd the shiney go!?!?!*mumbles* stupid fat hobit!!!
Saiyou: Stop calling me fat!
Kaos: She wasn't talking to you idiot!!!!!*hits Saiyou with hammer*
Chisara: *sob* shiney..gone..
Kaos: Wait!! I have shiney *pulls out shiney purple/pink notebook*
Chisara: Yay! I want shiney!!!!!*tackles Kaos*
Kaos: *hits Chisara* HAHA my shiney book!!!
Chisara: NO!!!!!
Kaos:.where did Sesshomaru and Naraku go?
Sesshomaru and Naraku: *still ducktaped to floor grumbling profanities to each other*
Saiyou:hmmm.speaking of shiney things and Sesshomaru, don't you think Inuyasha will be wanting the shikon jewel back yet?
Kaos: don't care
Ryu: erm.
Kaos:*glomping Sesshomaru and Naraku*
Saiyou:*dreaming of Inuyasha*
Chisara: *still looking for shiney thing as Kurama chases after her*
Ryu:*snifles* I want my bishie here!
Link:*poof there he is*
Ryu: *eyes bulge* how did that happen
Saiyou: the power of love must have transported him here when you thought of him.
Chisara: FLUUUU*gag*UUUFFFF!!
Kaos: It burns us! *hisses*
Link:*sweatdrops* what the heck is going on?
Saiyou: *ignoring Link* hmm, maybe that's how I can get Inuyasha here!*thinks of Inuyasha*
Inuyasha:*poof there he is*.where in the seven hells am I?!
Saiyou: nevermind that, heres the shikon jewel!
Hiei:*double take* how'd you get that back?
Saiyou: SHUT UP IM TALKING TO INUYASHA!!
Inuyasha:erm.thanks...this actually belongs to Kagome though
Kagome:*poof there she is*
Chisara: I like how this poof thing works. Hold on *thinks hard*
Lots of Shiney Things: *poof there they are*
Chisara:YAY!!!!!!!
Kaos:*pondering*
Saiyou:*watching Inuasha and Kagome*
Ryu:*glomping Link*
Chisara:*dragging Kurama into the pile of shiney things with her*
Kaos:*thinking*.*thinking not working*
Operator:*beep beep beep* we're sorry, but the command you ordered is unable to function, please hang up and try again*
Beast boy:*poof there he is*
Kaos:*grin evilly*.*glomps beast boy*
Beast boy:DUDE! what the heck are you doing!?!?
Miroku: Inuyasha! Lady Kagome there you are! I was talking to you and then *poof* you were gone!!!!! Whered you.*sees all the bishujo* *is in heaven*
Sesshomaru and Naraku: *still trying to escape*
MLotS:*chewing on acorns*
Kaos: um.I have one more question.
MLotS:*sighs* yes what is it?
Kaos: .WHY are you a giant SQUIRREL!?!?!?
MLoT: .I JUST AM!!!!!
Kaos: o ok.*ties giant boulder onto his leg**pushes him off of cliff* .That was fun.*goes back to glomping beast boy*
Beast boy: *cant breath*
Miroku:*walks over to Chisara*
Chisara:*feels something on butt* ...*sweatdrops* RAH!!!!!!!!!*throws shiney thing at him* AH NO SHINEY COME BACK TO ME!!!!!
Kurama: HEY! no one touches my bishujo!!!
Miroku: *runs away*.*walks over to Ryu*
Ryu: *feels something on butt* RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!
Miroku:*runs away(again)*.*walks over to Saiyou*
Saiyou:*feels something on butt*.*turns around quickly* WAH! *starts to cry*
Miroku: *sweatdrops*.* tries to walk away*
Saiyou: O no you don't! *throws fireballs at him*
Miroku: ouch.*burnt flesh*.*walks over to Kaos*
Kaos: *glomping beast boy*
Miroku: *thinks better of it and runs away*
Chisara: Kurama, you do care!!!
Kurama: What? Where did you get that idea?
Chisara: *holds up hard-copy of story* Right here. *reads* (quote)Kurama: HEY! no one touches my bishujo!!!
Kurama: It was just a reaction!!
Chisara: You're so sweet!! *glomps Kurama again*
Kurama: Not again.
Ryu: So link.how do you like sushi?
Link: love it.why?
Ryu: *thinking of killing Ruto* oh nothing.
Link:.I hate pink too...and tights...so you know how annoying these things are?!!?
Kaos: *is disturbed*
Ryu:.hate pink huh?..you know.Zelda wears pink.
Link:.exactly.
Ryu: Yatta!! And yes I hate tights *grumbles*
Link:.*bad memories*
Ryu:.yeah.you know if you go fishing, you can take the guys hat!!
Link: The annoying one who works at the counter and always scratches his armpit?
Ryu: yeah!!!
Link:.cool.
Saiyou:.I want Inuyasha
Chisara: Hey kaos? Why don't you just marry beast boy?
Kaos: Because then I could only have one bishie!!!!! *walks over to Sesshomaru and Naraku* And then I couldn't glomp them!!!
Jaken: *walks into story* Sesshomaru-Sama!
Chisara:See See! I told you that's how you say his name!
Everyone: WHATEVER!
Sesshomaru: *still tied up* mmph mmph!
Jaken: I'll save you my lord! *takes out staff and uses fire*
Sesshomaru: *is free*
Kaos: oooo.fire.*takes Jakens staff*
Jaken: Hey! Give that back!
Kaos: *pushes away* go away you annoy me! * swings staff around*.how does this damn thing work!?
Jaken: Hmph! I'm not telling!
Kaos: Do you have to kill someone with it or something? *looks at Jaken evilly*
Jaken: *gulps*
Kaos: *starts banging staff on Jaken's head*
Saiyou: Oh oh!! Pick me pick me I know!!!!!
Kaos: *stops hitting Jaken to give Saiyou deadpan look* How could you?
Saiyou: DUH! I watch the show stupid!
Kaos: fine then.how?
Saiyou: You say I call upon the power of the staff and hold it upright.
Kaos: That's it?!*sweatdrops*.*flips staff upright*
Jaken: Crap.
Kaos: Mwuahahahahaha! I call upon the power of the staff! *fire shoots out*
Everyone: ooooo ahhhhh
Kaos: HAHAHAHA!
Chisara:.RUN!
Kaos: *Lighting everything on fire*