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Chap. 6

Disclaimer- I would if I could but I can't so I won't own X-Men: Evolution anytime soon. If I did, Jean would die more often... I'm sorry! I'm a Jean hater! No offence, but she just rubs me wrong. With barbed wire.

Author's Notes,

"Hey!!! I just tallied up the baby descriptions and since I didn't get too many I melted them together and came up with a recipe for disaster!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! Anywho, I've taken ONLY names that you, as reviewers, have given me... Except for Ororo's baby, Jamie, and Rogue's baby, Iris. I took middle names from the reviewers though! And Kitty's baby! Anywho, I figured I'd put out a few more chapters before taking another 2 week break! ^_^ Don't ya love me? I'll probably post this about 4 days after chap. 5. Oh, and if you haven't read chapter five then make sure you do! I put it up 1-24-04 and took off the review responses so I could have it look normal. So instead of making it chap. 6, it's chap. 5. ^_^ Everyone's 7 MONTHS PREGNANT. Ok, bye!

--Akurei

7 MONTHS PREGNANT!!! One month later...

Chap. 6

Surprise!!!

~Rogue's P.O.V. ~*~

Bahumbug. That's all I can say. It's officially my birthday today and no one seems to care! No one except for Kitty and Miss Monroe has even said Happy Birthday! I mean, I know I'm kinda distant, but they could at least TRY to be nice today! Grr... This sucks... I went back to writing down what I thought my baby's power would be and suddenly felt sick.

"Oh no..." I mumbled before pulling my wide load up and rushing to the bathroom. I soon relieved myself of my morning sickness by barfing out all of my lunch.

"Why do they call it mornin' sickness if it lasts all day!?" I demanded. It was already 12:04 and I had just starting trying to guess Iris's power because I was bored. I cleaned my mouth out and brushed my teeth again before leaving my room.

"Ya know, ya gonna kill me one a these days." I told my stomach. I received a kick in response. I grinned.

"Brat..." I joked and rubbed my tummy a bit before walking down the stairs one by one, trying not to fall on my face. When I reached the bottom of the stairs I ran into Kurt trying to guide Miss Monroe and Kitty towards the stairs. Kitty was blushing and I noticed her hand linked to his. He saw me and gulped.

"H-Hello, mine svitster. Ve vere vondering if you vould join us for lunch." He said nervously. I looked over the situation. Something was up...

".....sure....." I replied and noticed the look of relief on Kurt's face. He smiled and led the 3 pregnant chicks into the dinning room.

"SURPRISE!!!" Everyone cried and the 3 jumped a few feet in the air with surprising speed. A large banner covered the wall.

~Baby Shower! Happy Birthday, Rogue!~

I gasped and noticed the large WALL of brightly wrapped gifts in the corner and the 2 cakes on a table next to it. The table had been pushed into the other corner and food covered it. Chairs lined up around it and around 30 people stood around them and starting hugging them.

"Happy Birthday!"

"Hey, Kitty, do you like the baby shower idea?"

"Ororo, I'm so glad you could join us!"

"Rogue! Where'd you go!? Hey Rogue! Happy Birthday!"

"Happy baby shower!"

"Hey Stripes, ya didn't think I'd forget, did ya?"

"You look lovely! Oh, Kitty, we've missed you!" I turned and saw Kitty's parents embracing her. Kitty looked surprised and in awe. I glanced around and almost immediately found who I was looking for.

Remy walked up to me smoothly and enveloped me in a hug. He kissed my hair and backed a step back before saying, "De belle don' look too surprised ta see Rem here. Maybe dat cause she knew he wouldn't miss it for da world?" He grinned slyly.

"Ah hope ya wouldn't. If ya did, Ah might jus' have ta kill ya..." I gave him a hug and grinned.

"Would Rem be tortured first?"

"Maybe..."

"Rem gon' have ta rememba ta miss one o' dese t'ings. The killin' be worth it." He grinned lecherously. I punched his arm playfully and we sauntered over to the punch hand in gloved hand.

~*~ Kitty's P.O.V. ~*~

I can't believe Professor X actually told my parents about my pregnancy! I figured mom would flip but apparently she didn't! Since there was no guy to blame, dad didn't either. According to mom, since they weren't too poor to take care of it and since I didn't have sex before getting married (also because mom was too excited about grandkids to demand an abortion) I was allowed to keep my baby!

"So, what'd you guys name your babies?" Evan asked the three of us. Everyone grew quiet and waited for the announcement.

"Umm... Well... I guess I can say... I want to name it Dianna Belle Pryde if it's a girl... and Daniel Alexander Pryde if it's a boy..." I said nervously. Everyone turned and clapped.

"What about you, Aunty O?" Evan asked. Ororo smiled lightly.

"I planned to name my baby Jamie David Monroe if it's a boy and Ivy Anne Monroe if it's a girl." Everyone clapped again. They all turned to Rouge.

"Iris Samantha Darkholme." She said bluntly. The crowd waited expectantly for the boy's name.

After a minute Evan asked, "What about if it's a boy?"

"She's not." Eyebrows all across the room raised.

"How do you know?"

"I just do." She said plainly and hoped the many staring faces would go away. Someone clapped and then conversation continued.

"De belle don' know somethin' Rem don't, does she?" Gambit asked. She grinned.

"I called Irene a few months ago. She had a vision the next day and called me. She said I was going to have a healthy baby girl." Rouge gave his hand a squeeze and drug him out of my line of vision.

I smiled and felt a box being shoved into my hands. I looked down and saw a pretty blue box in my grasp. Kurt had given it to me. He blushed and stood there waiting for me to open it. I examined it a second before opening it. Inside sat a box of saltines and a baby bib with "Kitty's Kitten" written on it in a pretty blue color. There was a knitted picture of a little yellow kitten playing with a ball of string under the writing. I looked up at him with a grin.

"Oh, Kurt! It's, like, so cute!" I squealed and swallowed him in a hug. He blushed an even bluer shade.

"Thank ya, Keety! Mine mudder heard about ze party and vanted me to say hi for her. She sent ze crackers." He explained randomly. It looked like he was having trouble finding the right words.

"Tell her I said thanks!" I smiled and took the bib out to admire. It was so soft... I ran the smooth material through my fingers and looked up to see he'd disappeared.

~*~ Ororo's P.O.V. ~*~

"The girls appear to be having fun." I told Professor Xavier and sipped on some punch.

"Yes. I just wish you'd remember that this is your party too." He smiled. I frowned.

"I'm enjoying myself. Don't you worry about it." I tried to tell him. He didn't seemed convinced.

"Hmm... Well, maybe you'll like my present more than this party." He said and pulled out a manila folder. I raised an eyebrow and opened it. Inside was a sketch of my room. I looked it over and turned to the next page. It was a picture of my room being increased one room size and a sun roof being added. A cradle and various baby stuff sat in the increased space.

"I plan to do it to you, Rogue, and Kitty's rooms. It seems that since Jean and Scott have left we have extra rooms on the left side of each of theirs. We shifted some things to move one of the vacant rooms to right next to you. Logan had to move, but he says that his new room across from yours is more comfortable and it faces the sunrise so he can wake up when he wants to without an alarm." Xavier smiled at my awe.

"You..."

"I've already ordered you and Rogue's baby's cradles. I haven't decorated yours yet because I'm not sure what gender it will be, but Rogue's I did in light yellow because she can't stand pink. I just surprised her. When you have the baby I'll be sure to order it. I also purchased a baby changing table for you and this adorable baby play pin I found at the baby store downtown. I just love babies." He explained excitedly.

"I can't believe it! Charles, thank you! This is... It's wonderful!" I cried and gave him a sudden hug. It was difficult but I managed.

"It was no problem! I recently came into some money when my stock shot up and I sold my shares. I just needed something to invest it in." He said. "And I feel responsible for this whole mess." I gasped.

"Why?"

"Because if you hadn't have all been under my care at the time I'm sure none of you would be in this situation." He said slowly.

"Oh, Charles! It's not as if you forced us to join you. We were all here willingly. Anyways, I always wanted a child to call my own and I never thought I'd get the chance to have one, seeing as how I'll be too old to have one in less than 10 years. Rogue wouldn't give up her baby for the world. And I'm sure Kitty loves hers too much to loose it." I assured him.

"Yes, but Jean..." He looked on the verge of tears.

"Jean... I know she was your favorite, but you shouldn't blame yourself for her death. She made the choice. You didn't." I told him and gave him another hug before handing him back his papers. "Thank you, Charles. I love the plans. Please, don't beat yourself up over Jean. She wouldn't want you to..." I stood slowly and left him there to ponder my words.

TBC

So, what do ya think? I don't really like this chapter much. It sucks, but it's necessary for the rest of the story. Sorry for such a bad chapter! *Cry...* Anywho, do you like the names? I spent 20 minutes trying to put names together that made sense. Did I do good? R/R

--Akurei & Piotra

I think Piotra died.

//Piotra:// Zzzzzzzz... *Snore*