Why Bishounen are Always Seme
Just poking some fun at appearances in general, I guess. A series of short scenes. There might be more to
come. Mostly bad language, bad innuendo, and only a little bad sex. I've listed what series the people
are from. All yaoi, of course. Dedicated to my friend Foxshadow, who now cannot complain. I've also split
this up to the respective series so that more people can read it. If you want read more than the scene
below, just find the other scenes. There are currently 11 in all.
Scene 1: Appearances mean nothing (Yami no Matsuei)
"Ah, there's nothing as good as a soak in the hot spring." Watari said.
"Too bad Hisoka won't join us." Tsuzuki replied.
"He probably doesn't want to get stuck with you two." Tatsumi muttered sourly, trying to have a soak in
peace.
"He's just shy about his body." Tsuzuki defended.
Watari laughed and the other two turned to look at him.
"What's so funny?" Tsuzuki demanded.
"It's more like Hisoka doesn't want to embarrass you." Watari said.
"What does that mean?" Tatsumi asked, confused.
"Well, you know how I made you all have a physical when you first arrived?" Watari reminded.
"Yeah." Tsuzuki said.
"Well, I made sure Hisoka had one too..." Watari drawled out. "Let's just say he's big enough to put the
three of us to shame."
"No way." Tsuzuki said, eyes widening.
"Is that physically possible? He's so small." Tatsumi objected doubtfully.
"It is physically possible. I even measured." Watari said with a mischievous twinkle in his eye.
Tsuzuki also developed an evil twinkle. "At half mast or full out?"
Tatsumi sank his head into his hands. "I can't believe you're having this conversation."
"It doesn't matter." Watari replied. "He's still got inches on you any day."
"Maa, tell me Watari!" Tsuzuki begged.
"I'm sure you'll find out eventually." Watari replied.
"What does that mean?"
finito
For the other scenes, please look in the following categories:
Scene 1: Appearances mean nothing (Yami no Matsuei)
Scene 2: Yaoi hints come true (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Scene 3: The real reason for the dress (Fushigi Yuugi)
Scene 4: Height is irrelevant (Rurouni Kenshin)
Scene 5: Ubiquitous fanfic rape scene (Weiss Kreuz)
Scene 6: The prettier, the kinkier (X)
Scene 7: Playboy proved wrong (Gensomaden Saiyuki)
Scene 8: Ubiquitous fanfic after being raped comfort scene (Gundam Wing)
Scene 9: The longer the hair... (Get Backers)
Scene 10: The bigger they are, the harder they scream (Sorcerer Hunters)
Scene 11: Genki means stamina (Gravitation)
Just poking some fun at appearances in general, I guess. A series of short scenes. There might be more to
come. Mostly bad language, bad innuendo, and only a little bad sex. I've listed what series the people
are from. All yaoi, of course. Dedicated to my friend Foxshadow, who now cannot complain. I've also split
this up to the respective series so that more people can read it. If you want read more than the scene
below, just find the other scenes. There are currently 11 in all.
Scene 1: Appearances mean nothing (Yami no Matsuei)
"Ah, there's nothing as good as a soak in the hot spring." Watari said.
"Too bad Hisoka won't join us." Tsuzuki replied.
"He probably doesn't want to get stuck with you two." Tatsumi muttered sourly, trying to have a soak in
peace.
"He's just shy about his body." Tsuzuki defended.
Watari laughed and the other two turned to look at him.
"What's so funny?" Tsuzuki demanded.
"It's more like Hisoka doesn't want to embarrass you." Watari said.
"What does that mean?" Tatsumi asked, confused.
"Well, you know how I made you all have a physical when you first arrived?" Watari reminded.
"Yeah." Tsuzuki said.
"Well, I made sure Hisoka had one too..." Watari drawled out. "Let's just say he's big enough to put the
three of us to shame."
"No way." Tsuzuki said, eyes widening.
"Is that physically possible? He's so small." Tatsumi objected doubtfully.
"It is physically possible. I even measured." Watari said with a mischievous twinkle in his eye.
Tsuzuki also developed an evil twinkle. "At half mast or full out?"
Tatsumi sank his head into his hands. "I can't believe you're having this conversation."
"It doesn't matter." Watari replied. "He's still got inches on you any day."
"Maa, tell me Watari!" Tsuzuki begged.
"I'm sure you'll find out eventually." Watari replied.
"What does that mean?"
finito
For the other scenes, please look in the following categories:
Scene 1: Appearances mean nothing (Yami no Matsuei)
Scene 2: Yaoi hints come true (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Scene 3: The real reason for the dress (Fushigi Yuugi)
Scene 4: Height is irrelevant (Rurouni Kenshin)
Scene 5: Ubiquitous fanfic rape scene (Weiss Kreuz)
Scene 6: The prettier, the kinkier (X)
Scene 7: Playboy proved wrong (Gensomaden Saiyuki)
Scene 8: Ubiquitous fanfic after being raped comfort scene (Gundam Wing)
Scene 9: The longer the hair... (Get Backers)
Scene 10: The bigger they are, the harder they scream (Sorcerer Hunters)
Scene 11: Genki means stamina (Gravitation)