Why Bishounen are Always Seme

Just poking some fun at appearances in general, I guess. A series of short scenes. There might be more to
come. Mostly bad language, bad innuendo, and only a little bad sex. I've listed what series the people
are from. All yaoi, of course. Dedicated to my friend Foxshadow, who now cannot complain. I've also split
this up to the respective series so that more people can read it. If you want read more than the scene
below, just find the other scenes. There are currently 11 in all.

Scene 2: Yaoi hints come true (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Hiei flitted into Kurama's room as the redhead was doing his homework. The beautiful green eyes turned
to Hiei and a smile broke out on his face.
"Hello, Hiei." Kurama purred. "What can I do for you?"
Hiei looked grumpier and more uncomfortable than usual.
"I..."
Kurama got up and sat on the bed so he could be closer to Hiei.
"What is it?" he asked in concern.
"I...I have an answer to your question." Hiei said gruffly.
Kurama's expression grew serious.
"Hiei, I told you, you don't have to love me back. I'll understand," he said gently. "I don't expect
anything from you."
Hiei turned flashing red eyes on Kurama, the intensity of his expression startling the redhead.
"Shut up, baka kitsune," he said. "I love you."
Kurama's eyes widened as Hiei approached with lustful intent in his eyes.
"Hiei, I'm-"
Kurama was cut off as Hiei's lips met his in a passionate kiss. Hiei pushed Kurama down on the bed and
climbed on top of the green-eyed man, kissing him with all the passion he had. Frantic fingers scrabbled
to unbutton Kurama's uniform and Kurama just as eagerly peeled away at Hiei's clothes. The flurry of
clothes, kisses, and groping hands intermingled desperately. Hiei's hand wandered down to caress what he
wanted the most. Upon reaching his target, his hands stroked up and up and up. Hiei pulled back from
Kurama's luscious lips and gazed down in astonishment. He looked at Kurama with wide eyes.
"You're huge!"
Kurama smirked at the compliment. Hiei looked down again and licked his lips.
"I've changed my mind about this," he said.
Kurama was startled. "What?"
"I want you to fuck me."
Kurama's startled expression smoothed out into a grin. "Of course," he purred.

finito

For the other scenes, please look in the following categories:

Scene 1: Appearances mean nothing (Yami no Matsuei)
Scene 2: Yaoi hints come true (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Scene 3: The real reason for the dress (Fushigi Yuugi)
Scene 4: Height is irrelevant (Rurouni Kenshin)
Scene 5: Ubiquitous fanfic rape scene (Weiss Kreuz)
Scene 6: The prettier, the kinkier (X)
Scene 7: Playboy proved wrong (Gensomaden Saiyuki)
Scene 8: Ubiquitous fanfic after being raped comfort scene (Gundam Wing)
Scene 9: The longer the hair... (Get Backers)
Scene 10: The bigger they are, the harder they scream (Sorcerer Hunters)
Scene 11: Genki means stamina (Gravitation)