Why Bishounen are Always Seme
Just poking some fun at appearances in general, I guess. A series of short scenes. There might be more to
come. Mostly bad language, bad innuendo, and only a little bad sex. I've listed what series the people
are from. All yaoi, of course. Dedicated to my friend Foxshadow, who now cannot complain. I've also split
this up to the respective series so that more people can read it. If you want read more than the scene
below, just find the other scenes. There are currently 11 in all.
Scene 4: Height is irrelevant (Rurouni Kenshin)
Sanosuke watched in amusement as Kenshin tried to reach for the item he held in his hands.
"Please, Sanosuke, stop playing." Kenshin said.
"Not until you admit that being tall is the only important thing in life." Sanosuke teased, enjoying his
baiting.
Kenshin stopped in his reaching and gave Sanosuke a wide-eyed look. "But it's not."
"Then you don't get this back." Sanosuke replied. "What's it for, anyway?"
Kenshin flushed a bright red and looked down. "It's part of my underwear," he mumbled.
"What?" Sanosuke asked, not catching the whole sentence.
Kenshin's face became redder. "It's part of my underwear," he said, a little louder.
Sanosuke looked at the item curiously. "Are you sure, it looks more like a harness of some kind to me.
What would you need a harness in your underwear for? To keep yourself in?"
Kenshin's face was about to explode. Sanosuke noticed this and he gawked.
"You're shitting me!" he exclaimed.
Kenshin wisely didn't say anything.
"I don't believe you." Sanosuke said.
He reached out and began divesting Kenshin of his clothes.
"Sanosuke, stop." Kenshin protested, struggling rather half-heartedly against his friend.
Sanosuke wouldn't be deterred and he stripped all of Kenshin's clothes off him.
"Damn, Kenshin! No wonder you need a harness."
Kenshin's whole body was starting to turn red.
"Shit. Maybe being tall isn't the only important thing." Sanosuke commented.
A crafty gleam entered his eye. "Say, Kenshin, you don't have a lover, do you?"
A mass of red hair shook in response.
"Good. I want to try that thing out. Can I interest you in being my lover?"
Wide purple eyes met Sanosuke's lustful gaze. "ORO?!!"
finito
For the other scenes, please look in the following categories:
Scene 1: Appearances mean nothing (Yami no Matsuei)
Scene 2: Yaoi hints come true (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Scene 3: The real reason for the dress (Fushigi Yuugi)
Scene 4: Height is irrelevant (Rurouni Kenshin)
Scene 5: Ubiquitous fanfic rape scene (Weiss Kreuz)
Scene 6: The prettier, the kinkier (X)
Scene 7: Playboy proved wrong (Gensomaden Saiyuki)
Scene 8: Ubiquitous fanfic after being raped comfort scene (Gundam Wing)
Scene 9: The longer the hair... (Get Backers)
Scene 10: The bigger they are, the harder they scream (Sorcerer Hunters)
Scene 11: Genki means stamina (Gravitation)
Just poking some fun at appearances in general, I guess. A series of short scenes. There might be more to
come. Mostly bad language, bad innuendo, and only a little bad sex. I've listed what series the people
are from. All yaoi, of course. Dedicated to my friend Foxshadow, who now cannot complain. I've also split
this up to the respective series so that more people can read it. If you want read more than the scene
below, just find the other scenes. There are currently 11 in all.
Scene 4: Height is irrelevant (Rurouni Kenshin)
Sanosuke watched in amusement as Kenshin tried to reach for the item he held in his hands.
"Please, Sanosuke, stop playing." Kenshin said.
"Not until you admit that being tall is the only important thing in life." Sanosuke teased, enjoying his
baiting.
Kenshin stopped in his reaching and gave Sanosuke a wide-eyed look. "But it's not."
"Then you don't get this back." Sanosuke replied. "What's it for, anyway?"
Kenshin flushed a bright red and looked down. "It's part of my underwear," he mumbled.
"What?" Sanosuke asked, not catching the whole sentence.
Kenshin's face became redder. "It's part of my underwear," he said, a little louder.
Sanosuke looked at the item curiously. "Are you sure, it looks more like a harness of some kind to me.
What would you need a harness in your underwear for? To keep yourself in?"
Kenshin's face was about to explode. Sanosuke noticed this and he gawked.
"You're shitting me!" he exclaimed.
Kenshin wisely didn't say anything.
"I don't believe you." Sanosuke said.
He reached out and began divesting Kenshin of his clothes.
"Sanosuke, stop." Kenshin protested, struggling rather half-heartedly against his friend.
Sanosuke wouldn't be deterred and he stripped all of Kenshin's clothes off him.
"Damn, Kenshin! No wonder you need a harness."
Kenshin's whole body was starting to turn red.
"Shit. Maybe being tall isn't the only important thing." Sanosuke commented.
A crafty gleam entered his eye. "Say, Kenshin, you don't have a lover, do you?"
A mass of red hair shook in response.
"Good. I want to try that thing out. Can I interest you in being my lover?"
Wide purple eyes met Sanosuke's lustful gaze. "ORO?!!"
finito
For the other scenes, please look in the following categories:
Scene 1: Appearances mean nothing (Yami no Matsuei)
Scene 2: Yaoi hints come true (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Scene 3: The real reason for the dress (Fushigi Yuugi)
Scene 4: Height is irrelevant (Rurouni Kenshin)
Scene 5: Ubiquitous fanfic rape scene (Weiss Kreuz)
Scene 6: The prettier, the kinkier (X)
Scene 7: Playboy proved wrong (Gensomaden Saiyuki)
Scene 8: Ubiquitous fanfic after being raped comfort scene (Gundam Wing)
Scene 9: The longer the hair... (Get Backers)
Scene 10: The bigger they are, the harder they scream (Sorcerer Hunters)
Scene 11: Genki means stamina (Gravitation)