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Here you oh so patient reviewers go! The conclusion of 'Truth or Dare'!

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Not one person in the room was quite able to decipher the expressions that crossed Roberts face at that moment, moving at a rather alarming rates.

Then again, not one person in the room or even on the planet could've stopped their jaw from dropping and looking for the world like they had just been hit by a speeding locomotive.

Robert. *Robert*, got up and took of his vest, and started walking towards the front door while beginning to unbutton his shirt.

Leaving everyone in a state of absolute shock.

Max squeaked.

Johnny stared in utter befuddlement.

Rei was absolutely bewildered.

Tyson was astonished.

Kai........

Kai was rather offended.

Putting on a glare, he stood abruptly, storming after the purple haired gryphon, who seemed bent on getting hypothermia. By choice even!

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"HALT!"

Robert froze from undoing his cuffs at the rather irritated sounding 'halt' from behind him. He turned around to find a really annoyed Kai, still only in his boxers.

Seeing no way out of this confrontation Robert decided on a cool toned "Yes?"

Seeing the phoenix's eye twitch, Robert began to feel that wasn't the smartest thing he had ever done.....

"Am I really that repulsive?!" Kai demanded.

Robert nearly fell over. "What?....."

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Johnny, Max, Rei, and Tyson had all snapped out of their stupor and had decided that if this was going to be the confrontation of the century they were *not* going to miss it!

Sneaking down the hall they peeked around a corner, only after Johnny snagged a camera from a hallway desk.

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"I asked you 'Am-I-really-that-repulsive?'" Kai said again, crossing his arms and glaring at Robert.

Robert once again seemed to be fighting with himself. 'If I say yes he's going to kill me, and if I say no he's going to kill me.......*mental sigh* At least I lead a semi-full life.......'

"I'm screwed anyway I look at it, so No, no you are not repulsive. Give me ten minutes to update my will." Robert said tossing out his formal articulate.

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The wall had all of a sudden become a necessary. Every one of their little spy group now was holding on to it like it was a life preserver.

Robert.....no..formal..speak....warning overload imminent.

Johnny was busy taking pictures, cackling in his mind about all the things he was going to tease Michael about (like how he missed this) and cursing the fact that he didn't have a camcorder.

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Kai lost the offendedness he was feeling and gave Robert a blank look.

Robert wasn't overly sure how to handle this new development. Kai hadn't tried to kill him yet. He felt a headache coming on.

"Why?" Kai asked, getting back into his normal mode, ignoring the fact that he was standing still only in his boxers with Robert, open shirted-loose cuffed standing a little over a meter away.

"......"

"......."

"....I value my safety?"

"And that includes running in nothing out into 20 below weather while it's snowing." It wasn't a question.

"..no comment."

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Johnny sighed. Could this conversation get any more boring? Time for the ultimate super master match maker to step in once again.

He took a deep breath and stepped around the corner, hiding the camera and ignoring the looks he got from the other three.

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"Come on Robert one or the other! None of us can sleep until you finish your dare!" Johnny said stepping into the area where Kai and Robert were.

Robert took a step towards the door.

Johnny tried to control the urge to throttle his team captain. Why must he be so stubborn??!!

"You take one step closer to that door and I'm locking you out."

Both Johnny and Robert looked towards the speaker. A rather aggravated Kai.

Not good.

Johnny took a step back.

"I'm not going to friggin' maim you! Just get your self over here right now so the idiots hiding behind the corner can go to bed!" Kai said exasperatedly, before grabbing a surprised Robert by the front(s?) of his shirt and kissing him soundly.

Kai then dropped his hold and spun on his heel. He marched detirmenly to were the rest of his team was hiding once again in shock.

"Will you morons close your mouths and stop looking like deer's in an oncoming car's path! Up! Off the floor! To bed. Now. We have training first thing!"

Tyson, Rei, and Max snapped out of it and ran up the stairs for their rooms, knowing better then to provoke Kai's wrath.

Hesitating only a split second Kai followed.

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Johnny and Robert blinked. Many many times. Many many many times.

Johnny turned to leave down the hall and up the stairs for bed as well. But not before tossing some words at Robert.

"To quote Captain Jack Sparrow* 'If you were waiting for the opportune moment lad, I think that was it.' Night."

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~Owari~

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That was a very ....bleak ending. I screwed myself over. I now think I'm going to have to do a sequel. One to tie up the whole Oliver/Enrique, and Kai/Robert thing, as well as the Johnny and his damn camera.

*sweatdrop*

On the brighter note * Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl) RULES!!!!!

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