Why Bishounen are Always Seme
Just poking some fun at appearances in general, I guess. A series of short scenes. There might be more to
come. Mostly bad language, bad innuendo, and only a little bad sex. I've listed what series the people
are from. All yaoi, of course. Dedicated to my friend Foxshadow, who now cannot complain. I've also split
this up to the respective series so that more people can read it. If you want read more than the scene
below, just find the other scenes. There are currently 11 in all.
Scene 9: The longer the hair... (Get Backers)
"Tell me something, Ginji."
"What, Ban-chan?"
"Now that Jubei's blind, how does he know where to aim?"
"Aim?"
"You know, when he has sex with itomaki."
Ginji's eyes went wide. "Ban-chan! Don't talk about Kazu-chan's private life like that!"
"Oh, come on, Ginji. We all know they're doing it."
"Ban-chan, that's none of your business."
"I'm just wondering how he does it, is all."
Ginji fell silent for a moment. "He doesn't do the aiming," he said finally.
Ban gave Ginji a semi-interested look. "What do you mean?"
"He's not the one on top." Ginji admitted.
"You're kidding me. You're telling me itomaki is the one doing the work? That skinny little guy? No way."
"It's true." Ginji defended.
"And how would you know this?"
Ginji's face turned an interesting shade of red. "I walked in on them once."
Ban chuckled. "That must've been a sight. I hope itomaki wasn't too embarrassed about the smallness of
his package."
Ginji's face flamed. "I was the one who was embarrassed."
"What does that mean?" Ban demanded.
"Kazu-chan's hair isn't the only thing that's long." Ginji said quietly.
"You're telling me that itomaki's got a package proportional to his hair?" Ban said skeptically.
Ginji flushed but nodded. "For a fleeting moment I wished I was in Jubei's place," he admitted.
Ban's eyes widened. "That big?"
Ginji nodded again.
"So that's why Jubei's so devoted to him..."
finito
For the other scenes, please look in the following categories:
Scene 1: Appearances mean nothing (Yami no Matsuei)
Scene 2: Yaoi hints come true (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Scene 3: The real reason for the dress (Fushigi Yuugi)
Scene 4: Height is irrelevant (Rurouni Kenshin)
Scene 5: Ubiquitous fanfic rape scene (Weiss Kreuz)
Scene 6: The prettier, the kinkier (X)
Scene 7: Playboy proved wrong (Gensomaden Saiyuki)
Scene 8: Ubiquitous fanfic after being raped comfort scene (Gundam Wing)
Scene 9: The longer the hair... (Get Backers)
Scene 10: The bigger they are, the harder they scream (Sorcerer Hunters)
Scene 11: Genki means stamina (Gravitation)
Just poking some fun at appearances in general, I guess. A series of short scenes. There might be more to
come. Mostly bad language, bad innuendo, and only a little bad sex. I've listed what series the people
are from. All yaoi, of course. Dedicated to my friend Foxshadow, who now cannot complain. I've also split
this up to the respective series so that more people can read it. If you want read more than the scene
below, just find the other scenes. There are currently 11 in all.
Scene 9: The longer the hair... (Get Backers)
"Tell me something, Ginji."
"What, Ban-chan?"
"Now that Jubei's blind, how does he know where to aim?"
"Aim?"
"You know, when he has sex with itomaki."
Ginji's eyes went wide. "Ban-chan! Don't talk about Kazu-chan's private life like that!"
"Oh, come on, Ginji. We all know they're doing it."
"Ban-chan, that's none of your business."
"I'm just wondering how he does it, is all."
Ginji fell silent for a moment. "He doesn't do the aiming," he said finally.
Ban gave Ginji a semi-interested look. "What do you mean?"
"He's not the one on top." Ginji admitted.
"You're kidding me. You're telling me itomaki is the one doing the work? That skinny little guy? No way."
"It's true." Ginji defended.
"And how would you know this?"
Ginji's face turned an interesting shade of red. "I walked in on them once."
Ban chuckled. "That must've been a sight. I hope itomaki wasn't too embarrassed about the smallness of
his package."
Ginji's face flamed. "I was the one who was embarrassed."
"What does that mean?" Ban demanded.
"Kazu-chan's hair isn't the only thing that's long." Ginji said quietly.
"You're telling me that itomaki's got a package proportional to his hair?" Ban said skeptically.
Ginji flushed but nodded. "For a fleeting moment I wished I was in Jubei's place," he admitted.
Ban's eyes widened. "That big?"
Ginji nodded again.
"So that's why Jubei's so devoted to him..."
finito
For the other scenes, please look in the following categories:
Scene 1: Appearances mean nothing (Yami no Matsuei)
Scene 2: Yaoi hints come true (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Scene 3: The real reason for the dress (Fushigi Yuugi)
Scene 4: Height is irrelevant (Rurouni Kenshin)
Scene 5: Ubiquitous fanfic rape scene (Weiss Kreuz)
Scene 6: The prettier, the kinkier (X)
Scene 7: Playboy proved wrong (Gensomaden Saiyuki)
Scene 8: Ubiquitous fanfic after being raped comfort scene (Gundam Wing)
Scene 9: The longer the hair... (Get Backers)
Scene 10: The bigger they are, the harder they scream (Sorcerer Hunters)
Scene 11: Genki means stamina (Gravitation)