Behind the Scenes: Lord of the Rings
p p bruAragorn/u- Man, I am such a player! br(Arwen walks by) bruArwen/u- What did you say? bruAragorn/u- erm.I said that I am such a mayor, you know like I shouldn't be king.we need a democracy!
br*shudders at the thought* bruArwen/u- That sounds like a GREAT idea! We should call you.because you'll be voted for anyway. the .President! bruAragorn/u- Or maybe I should just be king. I saw something in Galadriel's mirror that.uh went against the whole democracy idea... something from the future. the land was split between people who loved and people who hated the President. and he was named after some plant.erm. ah.. Bush it was! bruArwen/u- What a horrible though! Why would you call yourself mayor then? bruAragorn/u- Uhh.ermm. bruArwen/u- Well.? bruAragorn/u- Eyown. said something about it once bruArwen/u- Eyown? She is such a slut... she practically throws herself at you I mean can you get anymore desperate? Going after a guy that is clearly taken. by of all people ME! bruAragorn/u -*relieved* Yeah. I tried to tell her to lay off, but she is so . persistent bruArwen/u - I'm gonna go give that B**** what she deserves! p puArwen/u - Eyown, I've got it in my mind to have a smack-down with you. and guess who is going down.
br*evil grin* bruEyown/u - Oh, Puh-Leez Arwen you daddy's girl- Bring..IT..ON! p puEyown/u - There! take that in your perfect elfish skin! bruArwen/u - Oh no you didn't p p bruMaker-upper/u - Arwen we can't cover this cut up.you better go tell Peter bruPeter/u - *sarcastically* Great, how are we gonna work this into the script? p puPeter/u - Arwen we decided to give you another scene! bruArwen/u - Really? Why? *under breath* ithat'll show Eyown/i bruPeter/u - Well it is really because of the cut that the make-up people can't cover *under breath* iif they could just do their job right it would make my life so much easier! /i bruArwen/u - What? bruPeter-/u Oh, nothing. So the scene is this: When Frodo gets badly hurt you ride him back to Rivendale and protect him with your magic! You get cut by a tree on the way because you are looking back at the Nazgul chasing you. Badabing-badaboom you're done! bruArwen-/u Okay this'll be great! bruMaker-upper/u - We figured out how to cover Arwen's. p puPeter/u - Huh? bruArwen/u - Oh, nothing. they just need to talk to me. in private br *smiles innocently until Peter leaves*
.To be continued.
p p bruAragorn/u- Man, I am such a player! br(Arwen walks by) bruArwen/u- What did you say? bruAragorn/u- erm.I said that I am such a mayor, you know like I shouldn't be king.we need a democracy!
br*shudders at the thought* bruArwen/u- That sounds like a GREAT idea! We should call you.because you'll be voted for anyway. the .President! bruAragorn/u- Or maybe I should just be king. I saw something in Galadriel's mirror that.uh went against the whole democracy idea... something from the future. the land was split between people who loved and people who hated the President. and he was named after some plant.erm. ah.. Bush it was! bruArwen/u- What a horrible though! Why would you call yourself mayor then? bruAragorn/u- Uhh.ermm. bruArwen/u- Well.? bruAragorn/u- Eyown. said something about it once bruArwen/u- Eyown? She is such a slut... she practically throws herself at you I mean can you get anymore desperate? Going after a guy that is clearly taken. by of all people ME! bruAragorn/u -*relieved* Yeah. I tried to tell her to lay off, but she is so . persistent bruArwen/u - I'm gonna go give that B**** what she deserves! p puArwen/u - Eyown, I've got it in my mind to have a smack-down with you. and guess who is going down.
br*evil grin* bruEyown/u - Oh, Puh-Leez Arwen you daddy's girl- Bring..IT..ON! p puEyown/u - There! take that in your perfect elfish skin! bruArwen/u - Oh no you didn't p p bruMaker-upper/u - Arwen we can't cover this cut up.you better go tell Peter bruPeter/u - *sarcastically* Great, how are we gonna work this into the script? p puPeter/u - Arwen we decided to give you another scene! bruArwen/u - Really? Why? *under breath* ithat'll show Eyown/i bruPeter/u - Well it is really because of the cut that the make-up people can't cover *under breath* iif they could just do their job right it would make my life so much easier! /i bruArwen/u - What? bruPeter-/u Oh, nothing. So the scene is this: When Frodo gets badly hurt you ride him back to Rivendale and protect him with your magic! You get cut by a tree on the way because you are looking back at the Nazgul chasing you. Badabing-badaboom you're done! bruArwen-/u Okay this'll be great! bruMaker-upper/u - We figured out how to cover Arwen's. p puPeter/u - Huh? bruArwen/u - Oh, nothing. they just need to talk to me. in private br *smiles innocently until Peter leaves*
.To be continued.